The Quest for Spam is an ADRIFT 4 interactive fiction game and is © 2004 by Whatever.
Review by David Welbourn (originally posted at Baf's Guide)
As near as I can tell, this game is both broken and unfinished. Taking the only object kills the ADRIFT Runner with an out of stack space error, and entering the car (by typing "in", since there's no car object) traps you in a Car location with no exits. It appears that the quest for SPAM's secret ingredients will remain unsolved.