Total Paddling Mania is a Z-code 5 interactive fiction game written with Inform 6 and is © 1998 by Dr. Aloysius Beltway Ph.D.
Review by David Welbourn (originally posted at Baf's Guide)
An unsubtle, sparse, and shallow piece of propaganda that advocates that paddling kids is good, and that time-outs are stupid. There's an unruly kid. You can paddle him, but only once. The option of using a time-out isn't implemented. Other than paddling, there's little else to do. The game doesn't have an ending. The only funny line is taken from South Park. Pass.