The Epitome of Toastlessness is a Z-machine interactive fiction game written with Inform 6 and is © 2003 by Jason "Ander" Love. It was a participant in the ToasterComp II Speed-IF event.
In this very short game, you play as someone in the land of No TOAST. There is NO TOAST here. Can you do something about it?
This solution is by David Welbourn, and is based on Release 5 of the game.
A one-room bit of silliness; its one puzzle was borrowed from Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.
[Please press a key to begin.] ENTER
The Land of No TOAST
> about. x me. i. x toast.
> jump. listen. pray. damn. darn. sing. sleep.
> think. hit toast.
> drop no toast. i. x toast. burn toast. eat toast.
*** You have won ***
This walkthrough is provided free of charge since I wrote this walkthrough prior to January 2015 when I began my Patreon account, and also because the work it's based on has less than fifteen locations (so I wouldn't have charged for it anyway). I've since reformatted this walkthrough to use my currently preferred style. I hope you enjoy it!
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