Key & Compass presents:
Hank Buzzcrack Has A Job To Do, God Damn It
by Duncan Cross

In this very short game, you play as Hank Buzzcrack, a professional thief. You have two missions: steal a gold mask from one museum then steal a golden banana from another museum.

This solution is by David Welbourn, and is based on Release 1 of the game.

Walkthrough
Extras
- Characters, Inventory
Thank You to my Patreon supporters
External links:
- This game at IFDB, IFWiki, and ifwizz.
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Walkthrough

Museum

> i. open bag. x monkey. x corkscrew. x tube.

> take monkey. take corkscrew.

> unscrew cork with corkscrew.

Another Museum

> x cavity. x banana. i. x plucker. take banana.

> x hole. put plucker in hole. take banana.

*** Probably Not My Stupidest Attempt At SpeedIF Yet, But Getting Close ***

Extras

Characters

A female tour guide and a tour party are in the introduction of the game.
Your boss is genetically identical to Mother Theresa. She appears in the seque between museums.
A security chicken guards the Golden Banana of Discord in the second museum.

Inventory

your "bag o' tricks". You're carrying it in the first museum.
a robot monkey. It's in your bag. It's supposed to be able to drink huge amounts of liquid, but fails.
an automated corkscrew. It's in your bag. Unscrew the cork (in the first museum) with it.
an automatic chicken plucker. You're carrying it in the second museum. Put it in the hole where the security chicken is hiding.

Honorary mention:

the Golden Banana of Discord. It's in the cavity in the second museum. Successfully taking it (after putting the plucker in the hole) wins the game.

Thank You to my Patreon supporters

This walkthrough is provided free of charge since I wrote this walkthrough prior to January 2015 when I began my Patreon account, and also because the work it's based on has less than fifteen locations (so I wouldn't have charged for it anyway). I've since reformatted this walkthrough to use my currently preferred style. I hope you enjoy it!