Key & Compass presents:
Interstellar Pizza Brigade
by Peregrine Wade

Interstellar Pizza Brigade is a Glulx interactive fiction game written with Inform 7 and is © 2016 by Peregrine Wade. It was a participant in the Speed-IF 18th Anniversary event.

In this small game, you play as Anne Walken, a bored Emergencies Specialist on the Centennial Crow. Your starship's new mission is to deliver a pizza to Earth in the year 1990. Sounds easy enough, and if there are any problems, you'll deal with them.

This solution is by David Welbourn, and is based on Release 1 of the game.

SPOILERS AHEAD. Reading a walkthrough prematurely can sometimes diminish one's enjoyment of an interactive fiction game. Please make an honest effort to play the game before reading this walkthrough.


FlightDeck Crew'sQuarters Nexus FoodArea StorageArea forward aft starboard port


Flight Deck

> x me. i. x gun. x hologram.

The captain is sleepy. He wants coffee.

> aft. starboard.

Food Area

> x dispenser. push button. (You obtain a bottle of alcohol.)

> push button. (This time: nothing.)

> x engineer. x cup.

> ask engineer about coffee. (He has hair tentacles!)

Hm. Let's see what else is around.

> port.


Of course, all the buttons are unlabelled.

> x tube. x panel. x red. x green. x blue.

> port.

Crew's Quarters

> x Hatwonsky. ask Hatwonsky about crew.

CAUTION: If you try to shoot him, he becomes a monster that eats you.

> starboard. aft.

Storage Area

> x pizza. x table. x hatch.

> forward. starboard.

Food Area

Exploring is over. Let's act.

> shoot engineer. (He gives you the coffee.)

> port. forward.

Flight Deck

> give coffee to captain.

Captain orders you to get rid of the aliens!

> aft.


CAUTION: Don't push the red button! It's the self-destruct!

> push green. (Gravity is now off.)

> push blue. (The other two enter, floating on either side of you.)

> shoot Hatwonsky. (They're both dead.)

> x corpse.

> push green. (Gravity is back on.)

> forward.

Flight Deck

Captain orders you to deliver the PZ-12.

Because of a strange bug, you must ask the hologram about something now rather than later. Otherwise, the countdown to the wormhole will never begin.

> ask hologram about pizza.

A countdown should now begin, as the ship approaches the wormhole.

> aft. aft.

Storage Area

Note: You must drink the alcohol before the ship arrives at the wormhole if you want to successfully open the hatch at the correct time.

> take pizza. drink alcohol.

Now wait for the computerized voice to tell you when to open the hatch.

> z. (If necessary, repeat waiting until you're told to open the hatch.)

> open hatch.

*** You have restored stability to the spacetime continuum. Cheers! ***






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