You hear people approaching! You cannot run away; you must hide.
> hide in bush.
> x sausage. x dinosaurs. x trees. climb trees.
> x table. x bench. x barbeque.
> out. w.
> x cerberus. x gate. give sausage to cerberus.(+25)
> take all. read note.(+25)
> x key. unlock gate with key.(+25)
> open gate. s.
*** You have won ***
Some dinosaurs are on either side of Kelly Street, and they aren't very happy that they're extinct.
A group of people (including a nun, a priest, schoolgirls, and your grandmother) might see you naked in public.
A police man arrests you if you're caught naked in public.
Cerberus, a three-headed dog, guards the gate to the nudist colony.
Naked men and women welcome you to the colony in the winning ending.
A handsome voice from above stops you from taking your clothes back. Voice of the author, I assume?
Oh dear, now you've done it! The dinosaurs gobble you up! At least you died the way you lived; nakedly. GAME OVER. This ending happens if you go north or south from Kelly Street. The dinosaurs also eat you if you try to do anything with them besides look.
You are incarcerated. Just because you're free about your naked body doesn't mean the prudes that make up the general public are! GAME OVER. This ending happens if you're caught naked on Kelly Street.
Oh, it didn't like that! It grabs you with all three of its jaws and throws you up in the air. You somehow land in Hades, where you spend the rest of eternityputting pants on dolls. GAME OVER. This ending happens if you try to kiss, hit, touch, etc. Cerberus.
You have won when you enter the nudist colony.
a sausage. It's on the barbeque on Kelly Street. Give it to Cerberus at the colony entrance.
a note. Appears at the colony entrance after you give the sausage to Cerberus. Read it.
a golden key. Appears at the colony entrance after you give the sausage to Cerberus. Unlock the gate with it.
In that game you scored your-score out of a possible 100, in several turns, earning you the rank of ranking.
25 points for taking the sausage.
25 points for giving the sausage to Cerberus.
25 points for reading the note.
25 points for unlocking the gate.
Freelance Nudist. (0 points)
Part-time Nudist. (25 points)
Fulltime Nudist. (50 points)
Professional Nudist. (75 points)
Grand Archchancellor Nudist. (100 points)
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