Key & Compass presents:
Screw the Boston Tea Party
by Iain Merrick

In this game, you play as Mother Theresa, secretly employed by American revolutionaries to sow discord. Arrogant English aristocrats are sailing into Boston harbour with their luxurious tea! It's time to teach those pampered fops a lesson!

This solution is by David Welbourn.

Walkthrough
Extras
- Characters, Inventory
Thank You to my Patreon supporters
External links:
- This game at IFDB, IFWiki, and ifwizz.
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Walkthrough

Boston

> x me. i. x money. w.

Convenience Store

And screw the shopkeeper too, it seems. It doesn't matter to him whether you pay for his merchandise, only that you have just one "valuable" item at a time when you leave.

> x cob. x baby. x monkey. x corkscrew. drop money. take cob. e. e.

Boston Harbour

> x Gustav. n. give cob to Gustav. w. w.

Convenience Store

> take corkscrew. e. e. n.

> Gustav, e.

> e. d.

The English ship (in the hold)

> x hull. x crate. open crate. x tea. screw hull with corkscrew.

*** You have won ***

Extras

Characters

The shopkeeper runs the convenience store. He tells you to take only one valuable item at a time!
Gustav is a strong man and a sailor. He can help you, if you can pay his price.

Mentioned:

The revolutionary movement is your current employer.
English aristocrats are bringing their luxurious tea into Boston! Grrr.
Grant Stern is destined to succeed George W Bush as the US president.

Inventory

Note that you can only carry one of these items out of the store at a time.

some money. You're carrying it. Drop it anywhere.
a vibrating corn-cob. It's in the convenience store. Give it to Gustav so you can enter his jolly-boat.
a exploding baby. It's in the convenience store. Ignore it.
a robot monkey. It's in the convenience store. Ignore it.
a automated corkscrew. It's in the convenience store. Screw the hull (in the hold of the English ship) with it.

Thank You to my Patreon supporters

This walkthrough is provided free of charge since I wrote this walkthrough prior to January 2015 when I began my Patreon account, and also because the work it's based on has less than fifteen locations (so I wouldn't have charged for it anyway). I've since reformatted this walkthrough to use my currently preferred style. I hope you enjoy it!