solutions
| z5 | 01 | SpeedIF Y | Banana Apocalypse and the Rocket Pants of Destiny by Emily Short | [Walkthru+map] |
| z5 | 01 | SpeedIF Y | Barton by Ricardo Dague | [Walkthru+map] |
| z5 | 01 | SpeedIF Y | Bears, Bears, Bears by Admiral Jota | [Walkthru+map] |
| z5 | 01 | SpeedIF Y | Flexible Pants by Jonathon Rosebaugh | [Walkthru+map] |
| z5 | 01 | SpeedIF Y | Pants on the Run by Jonathon Fry and Kim-Loi Mergenthaler | [Walkthru+map] |
| z5 | 01 | SpeedIF Y | Triple Bear Beer by David A. Cornelson | [Walkthru+map] |
The solutions below are by David Welbourn.
| Propul- sion Lab | ||
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| Factory Floor | ||
| s↓ | ||
| Escal- ator | → → |
Parking Lot |
| turn on pants↓ | ||
| In Midair | ||
| sw↓ | ||
| Your Lovely Abode | ← w |
Your Front Yard |
by Emily Short
>x desk. turn on desk. x pants. x Shatner.
>ask Shatner about pants. ask Shatner about me. n.
>x banana. take it. s. show banana to Shatner. n.
>x contraption. put banana in contraption. s.
>take pants. wear pants. s. turn on pants. sw.
>x tree. climb tree. turn off pants. w.
>x table. x shower. take shower. look. z. x girl. kiss girl.
Ending 1:
>show pants to girl.
Ending 2:
>z. (continue to stall; don't show or give the pants)
Ending 3:
>restart. ask Shatner about girl.
| Kitchen | ||
| | | ||
| Office | ne→ ←push 1 |
Elev- ator |
| Studio | ne→ ←push 2 | |
| Shack | ne→ ←push 3 |
by Ricardo Dague
Awwk! Dahling, I know it's only a speedIF, but could you put some descriptions in your objects?
>x fridge. open it. look in it. close it. x sink. x mug.
>x tape. take it. s.
>x cubicles. ne. push two.
>x model. x pony. x Alex.
>ask Alex about Shatner. ask Alex about boss.
>ne. push three.
>x Shatner. take Shatner. drop tape.
>w. x door. open door. (take door. undo.)
>take Shatner. ne. push two.
| Storage Closet | ||||
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| Lobby | — | West End of Hallway | — | (end) |
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| Showers |
by Admiral Jota
>x vending machine. open panel. look in panel. n.
>x rocket. x sprocket. x pants. take all. s.
>put sprocket in panel. s.
>x heads. x woman. x pony. give pants to woman. n. e.
>x men. x frisbees. x Shatner. Shatner, hi.
>give rocket to Shatner. take quarter. x it. w.
>put quarter in machine. x banana. take it. (eat it. undo.) e.
>give banana to men. take frisbees. e. w. s.
>give frisbees to woman. take pony. n. e. e.
| 1st Floor Hallway | —— | Large Room | Electrical Closet | |||
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| Stairs, 1st (Ground) level | 2nd Floor Hallway | Hallway outside your office | — | Your Office | ||
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| ←d u→ |
Stairs, 2nd level | ←d u→ |
Stairs, 3rd level | |||
| s↓ | ||||||
| Parking Lot | ||||||
by Jonathon Rosebaugh
Odd. You can go directly to your car without encountering or needing to solve either of this game's puzzles. Also, you can't wear the Spock ears.
>x desk. x window. x door. w. n.
>x gun. take gun. x electrodes. x man. shoot gun. s. s. d. d. n. e.
>x ears. take ears. x Shatner. x beret. take beret. x cage.
>put ears in cage. take beret. wear it. w. s. s.
| Rockets, Sprockets and Pants: The Office |
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| Rockets, Sprockets and Pants: The Lobby |
| x |
by Jonathon Fry and Kim-Loi Mergenthaler
The game that forced me to download TXD. Like, honestly. I'm expected to spontaneously use a non-standard verb* with an invisible object based on obscure cultural knowledge? EEEAGH. You don't even tell me that "Mr. Tambourine Man" is a SONG.
>x workers. s. x Shatner. s. x Bob Dylan. happy birthday Bob Dylan.
*Okay, okay, technically "happy birthday" isn't a verb. That just makes it worse. Besides, my singing is abominable.
| On the Set |
| ↓↓ |
| Dressing Room |
by David A. Cornelson
Alas, I only managed a score of 4 out of 5.
>x shatner. x girls. x beer. score.
>jump. score. ook. score. eek. score.
>x girls. snap. (Yes, it's guess which stereotypical gay mannerism that the author is thinking of. What about "tell girls about me"? "come out"? "swish", even? *sigh* You can tell a straight guy wrote this: he misspelt "Barbra".)