Speed-IF Jacket

solutions

The solutions below are by David Welbourn.



ox
oForest←w Top of
Hill
←w Outside
Your Trailer
on↑
Your
Trailer

The Circus of Sadness

by Duncan Cross

>take nose. wear it. n. ne. w.

>x tent. w. w. (gun falls into your lap)

>z. (continue to wait or wander until Bozo appears)

>shoot gun at Bozo.

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The Count of Monte Cristo

by Duchess

Pont du Gard
Inn (Inside)
|
Marseilles -
Pont du Gard Inn
M. Morel's
home
sleep↑take cross↓
Prison
Cell
Shroud
(Inside)
Romee→Mansion
d↓↑uenter bag↑give box↓
Under-
ground
Tunnel
Friend's
prison
cell
The Ball at
M. de Morcerf's

A very abridged story presented in three chapters: Escape, Freedom, and Revenge. Simple enough to play, but there are missing objects (eg: the people) and general bugs (eg: unwanted error messages) that detract from the narrative.

I should point out that taking the sun is NOT a bug; that one is intentional (reread the quotes at the beginning of the game).

>x door. x window. x floor. open slab. d.

>x object. take it. e.

>x bag. look in bag. x body. x slab.

>take body. w. drop body. e. close slab. enter bag. sleep.

>x sun. take sun. n.

>x purse. take purse. i. x diamond. pay. s. e.

>give purse. x cross. take cross.

>e. x box. take box. give box.

>x table. x glass. take glass. give glass. z.

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The Midsummer Banquet

by R. N. Dominick

Sorry, but as far as I know, it's not possible to avoid your dire fate in this one.

Bubbling
and Hot
drink↑↓(timed)
Banquet
Hall
1;2↑
Foyer←w Mansion
Steps

Mansion Steps

>about. credits. x scarecrow. w.

Foyer

The butler prefers that you hand over your jacket, but neither option appears to have any effect on the rest of the game.

>x butler. 2.

Banquet Hall

I haven't found any way to refuse the drink, or otherwise not participate in the toast. Events will not proceed until you drink.

>x glass. toast. drink.

Bubbling and Hot

Not much to do here except wait it out.

>x water. smell water. z. z. x beam. z.

Banquet Hall

Avoid looking at your salad, when it arrives, to maximize your time talking to the people.

>x soup. eat soup.

>x Thor. x Freyja. x Count. x Countess. x Rorik.

>talk to Count. talk to Countess. talk to Rorik. 1. 1.

Talk to Thor and exhaust his topics. Known topics are: greetings, class, mathematics, work.

>talk to Thor. 1. topic class. 1. 1. topic mathematics. 1. 1.

Talk to Freyja and exhaust her topics. Known topics are: restaurants, work.

>talk to Freyja. 1. topic restaurants. 1.

Examining the salad starts the final sequence in motion. Unfortunately, there's no way to prevent the final outcome.

>x salad. eat salad. z. (Continue to wait or try new things until the camel arrives.)

>x tray.

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Play-
ground
x kid*→Rocks
||
High
School
x date*→Woods
||
BedPond
*You must kiss date,
push kid and examine
both afterwards.
|
Tent

Shangri La

by Caleb Wilson

Yet another story about a bear who thinks he's a Pez dispenser.

>about. x me. think. open head. x pez. eat pez. n.

>x date. kiss date. x date. n.

>x kid. push kid. x kid.

>x camper. x me. s. x camper. s.

>x camper. ravish camper. s. ravish camper.

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Rorik's
booth
The Square
Wheel
The
bar
|
Outside the
Square Wheel

Soul-Searching

by Jason Love

>about. x me. i. read letter. x race. e.

>x woman. kiss woman. x soul. w. w.

>x mouse. ask Rorik about soul. ask Rorik about plan.

>ask Rorik about Wilford. give soul to Rorik. x soul. e. s.

>x superego. take it. eat it.

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to Explosion
Land
←w The Planet
Uranus
←n,w
n→
Brentford
Dolphin
Sanctuary
e→o
s,e↓↑ss↓↑w,s
to Brentford
Dolphin
Sanctuary
←w Muhammad's
Larder
n,e→
←n
Explosion
Land
e→ to The
Planet
Uranus

A Spliff in Time

by Sam Kabo Ashwell

The full title of this game is quite long; I'm not repeating it here. Oddly, Super Skunk doesn't know the verb SPRAY.

>x me. x Richard. x Alexander. x Threat. x Justice. e

>x Uranus. x gas. take gas. e

>x shelves. x cake. take cake. eat cake. x Rizla. w.

>x leaflet. read leaflet. take leaflet. x roach.

>x dolphin. heal dolphin. x bud. roll joint. x tulip. s.

>x flame. light tulip. e.

>light tulip. smoke tulip. w.

>give tulip to Richard. (or to any of the NPCs)

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Inside
(The Dome)
←w
out→
Outside
(the Colony)
—— Platform
(Above
the Sewer)
in↓↑outu↑↓d
(Queen's)
Chamber
(Sludge)
Sewer
n↑
(Sludge)
Sewer
n↑
(Research)
Laboratory
d→ (Sludge)
Sewer
|
(Research)
Laboratory
|
Sewage (Treatment Plant
(#5)) Control Room
|
(Administrator's)
Office

Toxic Sewage (A (Love) Story)

by John Cater

Note: Once in the sewer, you cannot return.

>s. x desk. open drawer. x papers. push button.

>n. n. n. open cover. d.

>n. n. u. x me. w. w.

>x creatures. x openings. x glistening. in.

>x attendants. x jelly. x queen.

>take jelly. give jelly to queen.

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