Speed-IF 5th Anniversary Special was run on September 28th, 2003 by David Cornelson. The solutions below are by David Welbourn.
CAUTION: You must be wearing both the cloak and the hat when you leave, else you'll die of hypothermia.
>x me. x table. x tile. x wall. x window. x keyhole. x rain.
>x stick. take it. x cloak. take it. wear it.
>x hat. x rose. take hat. wear it.
>x fishbowl. x brain. x candy. take it.
>kill brain with stick. x brain. take candy. (eat candy. undo.)
>x box. put candy in box. close box. open it. x key. take it.
>unlock window. open it. out.
At turn 2, Harry and the dame enter. None of the NPCs seem to have any conversation topics, so don't bother with that.
>x greeter. pull lever. x harry. x dame. x fork. x hat.
>pull lever. g. g. (Continue to pull the lever until you've won twice. As soon as you have the coin, the lights will go out.)
>xyzzy. z. (Wait until the lights come back on; you can't do much else until they do.)
>x coin. s. x bum. give coin to bum. xyzzy. n.
CAUTION: If you wait too long in the Casino, you will be automatically moved to the Alley, but in such a way so you can never leave the Alley. This is a bug. Very likely, the author coded this as move player to Alley instead of PlayerTo(Alley).
>x mates. x door. x table. x people. x hat. sw.
>x rain. x door. x boxes. x knife. take it.
>x lump. take cloak. x body. open door. xyzzy. n.
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>i. x candy. x sign. x banner. x elevator. n.
After the shot has been heard, you can do this to reach the first losing ending:
Otherwise, continue as follows:
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