Key & Compass presents:
The Tale of The Crazy Diaper Man
by Charlie the Spiffy

The Tale of The Crazy Diaper Man is a Z-machine interactive fiction game written with Inform 7 and is © 2012 by Charlie the Spiffy.

In this short, minimalist, and nonsensical game, you play as the crazy diaper man and you have just stolen the magic muffin! Run away!

This solution is by David Welbourn, and is based on Release 1 of the game.


SewerFloor Sewer FirstBase HomePlate BaseballDiamond DampDarkAllyway SecondBase ThirdBase Fence Tree Garden Museum TheTunnels Ground u d d d stabbed!


Chapter One ~ The Escape begins. You have apparently stolen a magic muffin and you ought to run. Except that the way this is coded, you can dilly-dally as much as you like.


> d.


> n.


> n.

Baseball Diamond

> take ball. w.

Home Plate

> w.

First Base

> s.

Second Base

> e.

Third Base

> d.

The Tunnels

> w.

Chapter 2 ~ The Theif begins.


> x Horatio. w.


Spare diaper is gone! Game says: leave muffin here and go northeast.

> drop muffin. ne.

Damp Dark Allyway

> d.


Horatio stabs you.

Sewer Floor

*** The End ***

I assume our character is injured, but not dead. Uh, yay?




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