> x fountain (@ West Yard)
A marble figure of a Wizard, with polyhedral dice somehow giving the impression that they're whizzing around his forward-thrusting hand despite being solid stone. The sculptor, you hear, tried to make him look wise and all knowing, yet mischievous - with the end result of looking somewhat bored and gassy. Water jets out of the tip of his wand, held straight up overhead in his other hand. Various goblin-like creatures surround him, their gleeful cavorting frozen in stone, and more streams of water fountain from their mouths ...and other, less usual, orifices.
The pool surrounding the statuary looks to be about knee-deep, and filled with clean water. Well, clean-ish.