Eat Me (2017)
> x tapestry (@ Eastern Tapestry)
Never were battles fought with gore and glory more than the battle threaded into this tapestry. Beheaded knights heaped high as hills, fools to have sworn their fealty to a traitor queen. Fancied herself a sorceress, thought that she'd hold the castle with a charm, as though mortal enchantments could entrap a race older than human blood. She's flown there, in the tapestry's corner, upon a chariot, expelled by the same hosts she'd sought to make her slaves. Ignorant witch, shame even to the lowly title witch. She might have ruled a hundred years, but centuries slip through this castle quicker than sands in a glass.
> x tapestry (@ Western Tapestry)
All larders attract vermin, and the more well stocked the larder, the more vicious the vermin. You'd never fathom what waves were repulsed from this castle, what rodents swarmed the walls, until one midnight when the chimes were ringing came the mouse king with his seven heads to the vanguard. He'll die forever in this tapestry, slain by a golden virge in nobler combat, by a truer monarch, than vermin ever deserved to fight. Judge for yourself, darling, the portrait's faithfulness, how excellent its threads capture such fey beauty.