[slingergame] Quarion says, "Wow, it's been so long."

[slingergame] Bert says, "Log on."

[slingergame] DM says, "I think it should have."

[slingergame] Rashawndra exclaims, "I can roll for a quirk!"

[slingergame] DM says, "Your first roll in an actual session."

[slingergame] Rashawndra finds the quirk list, and hmms.

[slingergame] Rashawndra says, "Actually, there are some quirks here that would be more annoying than fun for me."

[slingergame] Rashawndra asks, "Could I pick one?"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "...I think that's all of them."

[slingergame] DM asks (of Rashawndra), "Which one would you pick?"

[slingergame] Rashawndra says, "Metamorphic or Muttering both sound interesting."

[slingergame] Rashawndra says, "Blissful would be on point ;-)"

[slingergame] DM says, "I like Metamorphic"

[slingergame] Rashawndra exclaims, "Let's go with that, then!"

[slingergame] DM says, "Okay, I need to look up one or two things, why don't you guys do a quick recap"

[slingergame] Quarion asks, "Quick recap: we were dead, something resurrected us, Astaforth banished us, now there's a dragon?"

[slingergame] Vraklul exclaims, "I am Vraklul Wellington, half-orc Barbarian. I come from a small communal village called the Happy Valley, where everyone is treated fairly and everyone works together. I had a dream about some great evil thing, so I left home, went on a quest, met a bunch of other people, and eventually -- with the help of my sidekicks here -- vanquished said evil!"

[slingergame] Quarion says (to Vraklul), "that can wait until we meet Rashawndra"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Then a halfling lich, FOR NO APPARENT REASON, showed up and killed us all."

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "(We had met him before. He had seemed eccentric but not *that* evil the first time. But now I'm starting to think he might be a villain.)"

DM says, "So ..."

Quarion floats.

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Then some mysterious force resurrected us, ticking off Astaforth, the lich, who tried to banish us to the Astral Plane instead."

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "And then, as we were wondering what to do next..."

DM says, "You are adrift in the void between the Worlds, the grey nothingness between. You see a tiny dragon, far far away. Vraklul has just accidentally set Siri, your trusty notebot adrift, and she paddles her feet helplessly and bonks the other tiefling in the head."

[slingergame] Rashawndra asks, "Which is me?"

[slingergame] Quarion asks, "Wait, Rashawndra was already banished to the Astral Plane before us?"

[slingergame] Quarion exclaims, "Perfect!"

[slingergame] DM exclaims, "Which is you!"

Vraklul asks, "Hey, hello. You're here too?"

Rashawndra grabs Siri out of the ether. "Hey, little guy! You okay?"

(From DM) Siri says, "User not recognized."

Rashawndra asks (of Vraklul), "Hello! Are you the guys I was supposed to meet? Were trying to stop the portals and stuff?"

Rashawndra awkwardly spins around in midair.

Vraklul asks, "Oh, yeah, the ones with the hooked things coming out of them? That was us. Do you know if we did it?"

Rashawndra exclaims, "I don't know! Someone dropped a ceiling on me!"

Shaborys says "Greetings, Sister," in infernal.

DM says, "(you all drift and spin awkwardly out of each others line of sight constantly)"

Vraklul says, "Oh, yeah. Man. I hate it when that happens."

Rashawndra exclaims (at Shaborys), "Oh, hi!"

Vraklul says, "Oh, by the way, I'm Vraklul Wellington. And we're the Knights of Varg Gijak."

Rashawndra says, "That's right, they mentioned another tiefling was with... was, uh..."

Quarion asks, "I'm Quarion. Nice to meet you -- wait, I don't think I caught your name?"

Rashawndra says, "Rashawndra Iallanisdottir! I'm not a knight of anything, though I think they say I'm a Favored Soul od Iallanis."

Vraklul asks, "Neat. Who's Iallanis?"

Quarion gets poked in the eye by his own floating Wand of the War Mage. 'Ow.'

Rashawndra says (to Shaborys), "Holy crap you are gorgeous. They did *not* mention that. Do people tell you that all the time? Sorry, I'm sure it's obvious, but I just couldn't not say it. You are amazingly good looking."

[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "By the way, is Horst here (but simply quiet and we all agree to ignore that fact), or do we notice him missing IC?"

Shaborys blushes, despite herself.

[slingergame] DM says, "The former"

Rashawndra says, "Iallanis is a god of the Giants! She's the goddess of love, forgiveness, mercy, and beauty."

Shaborys just turns redder, I suppose. It's not that obvious.

Rashawndra says, "They adopted me when I was an infant."

Vraklul says, "Oh, neat. We met some giants a while back."

Rashawndra says (to Shaborys), "(in Infernal) Sorry! I'll try to keep it down."

Vraklul asks, "Do you know <name of the giant who gave them that info about where to find the lake and stuff which I can't be bothered to look up in the transcript>?"

Rashawndra says, "Are you all feeling OK? I have some healing magic if you aren't."

[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "That's a very good question. *Are* we recovered from our wounds, after being dead and resurrected and now banished?"

[slingergame] DM says, "Yes"

[slingergame] DM says, "You are at full HP, spell slots etc."

Vraklul says, "I... y'know, it's weird, but I think I am, actually."

Rashawndra says (to Vraklul), "Ew, fire giants? Those guys are ridiculous. I was raised by the Ice Giants in the White Lands."

Quarion says, "Thanks, but I for once am feeling oddly good."

Shaborys says, "I am feeling fine."

Rashawndra bites off a response to Shaborys.

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "haha"

Rashawndra exclaims, "Um, right. Oh! Right! I wanted to meet you to tell you something!"

Rashawndra says, "Hang on, I wrote it down."

Quarion asks, "Would that be the piece of paper floating right above your head?"

Rashawndra says, "That mad paladin you guys fought mentioned something about dragon's bones, right? I was doing research, and found a memoir of a Frost Giant who had been travelling in the area."

[slingergame] Shaborys asks, "Oh my god. You have a jug that can be filled with mayo?"

Rashawndra exclaims, "That's it!"

Rashawndra snatches it back.

[slingergame] Rashawndra exclaims, "Yup!"

[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "Crap, OK, who was the mad paladin we fought? And what did they say about dragon's bones?"

[slingergame] Quarion asks, "Sorry, which mad paladin?"

Rashawndra says, "OK, here's what he wrote:"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "I remember a mad bard."

[slingergame] DM asks, "The guy from horst's temple who went mad and then summoned the ghouls?"

[slingergame] Vraklul exclaims, "Oh, him!"

Rashawndra | htoaahkar ngar suuthoet taungpaw mhar lyaunggtawmuu rar aamhaawin eat aayy gya int aamhaanpain nagarr aaroe hkoeyuu hkaebhuu saw ponepyin kyarr eat . htoshoet suuthoet pyan mhaawin mite kotinek suuthoetko lu yuu suu k pyawwpartaal hpyitpartaal .
Rashawndra | hto aamhaawin pyan shin, pyanlai mwayhpwarr nagarr k maatsae hk ya ko lay yarin tain sainbhaw rae hpyit lim mai . htoshoet aahpyit hcain kyaal saw a riut, htarr bhayy hpyang nagoaatine, darmhamahote mhaaw shoetmahote aasaataarwal hpyit lim mai .

[slingergame] DM says, "ha ha ha"

Rashawndra looks up expectantly.

[slingergame] Quarion says, "what"

Quarion says, "Um."

Shaborys frowns.

Vraklul asks, "Is your throat feeling alright?"

Vraklul says, "I could make you a sweet tea if you need it."

Rashawndra says, "Oh, do you not know Ice Giant? That makes sense; sorry. Uh, right, to translate:"

Rashawndra | And I heard the tale that agents of the Darkness did indeed steal the dragon's bones where they lay in the mountains. And it is said that they took them back to the dark itself.
Rashawndra | And that if the dark returns, the reborn dragon will be it's herald. And it will be as pure shadow, untouched by sword, or magic or age.

[slingergame] Rashawndra says, "(for the record, Ice Giant is apparently Burmese."

[slingergame] Rashawndra says, ")"

Quarion thinks of a certain prophecy, and suddenly feel more confident.

Vraklul asks, "Huh. Speaking of dragons... has anyone else noticed that one over there?"

Vraklul reaches out towards it. "And can anyone tell if it's actually really tiny or just really far away...?"

Quarion says, "I think the latter's more likely"

DM says, "The tiny dragon slowly grows bigger, but once it is around the size of a human head, something odd happens, it just grows ... nearer. Finally, cat-sized dragon swims elegantly through the void near you, its scales shimmering in all hues of the rainbow. It finally lands on Quarion's hat."

[slingergame] DM says, "Damn, too slow"

Shaborys says, "Tiny dragon!"

Quarion says, "I was wrong."

Rashawndra says, "Um. I guess you guys have your own M.O. by now, but, uh, oh. OK, then."

[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "Colors of the rainbow? Does that mean it's a chromatic dragon, not a metallic one?"

(From DM) The dragons voice is surprisingly deep for his size as he says, "Hello Bastaforians! What's all this then?

[slingergame] Quarion says, "Also, for reference, I have a woolly hat with floppy sides"

Shaborys asks, "Hello, uh. How would you like to be greeted?"

[slingergame] Rashawndra asks, "Like Jayne's?"

[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "Or is it maybe silver and is just reflecting other colors because it's so shimmery?"

[slingergame] DM says (to Vraklul), "That's a good question"

DM says, "I am the Voidwanderer! Do you have some cookies or sweets?""

Shaborys looks at the others. "I don't usually carry sweets ,as I don't particularly care for them. Anyone?"

Rashawndra exclaims, "I have some honey!"

Vraklul says, "Hello, Voidwanderer! I'm Vraklul Wellington."

Rashawndra says, "I'm Rashawndra."

Vraklul says, "I think I have some dried fruit in my pack."

Vraklul pulls out some dried apricot pieces and offers them to the catdragon.

DM exclaims, "hello!"

Quarion looks up at the catdragon on his hat, squinting. 'Guys, I am confused on so many levels now.'

DM and he peers down over the brim at Quarion. "Hello, sorcerer!"

Quarion says, "Wizard, actually. Name's Quarion. Sorry about my manners in not saying so sooner."

(From DM) He carefully grabs a apricot from Rashawndra and gobbles itr down whole.

[slingergame] Rashawndra says, "(Vraklul, but either way)"

DM asks, "What are you all doing in the void? It's super dangerous and I guess kinda boring if you can't fly?"

Quarion says, "We were banished here by some halfling lich guy."

Vraklul says, "I think we're mostly just introducing ourselves at this point."

Rashawndra says (to Voidwanderer), "Do you know how to get out of here? Because you're right."

DM says, "Liches? That's still a thing?`"

Quarion says, "Sadly, yes."

Vraklul says, "Yeah. And this one turned out to not be a very nice one."

Rashawndra makes it her new life goal to get to a point where she can say 'Liches? That's still a thing?'

[Crows-Nest] Quarion asks, "Has there ever been a *good* lich?"

DM asks, "Most of them are kind of bad. I guess halfling liches are extra bad because they'll miss food?"

Vraklul asks, "...liches can't eat?"

Vraklul exclaims, "That's terrible!"

(From DM) He flies up and perches on one of Shaborys' horns.

[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "Out of context, this looks like 'He' refers to Vrak rather than the dragon"

Vraklul says, "But that still doesn't explain why he killed us, I don't think."

DM says, "Yes! Unless you mean soul energy or whatever. But why did he banish you here? That's super weird and cost a lot of energy. I bet that guy is veeeery hungry right now."

Quarion says, "Well, his first move was to drop a ceiling on us."

Shaborys keeps her head as still as possible. Cat dragon is surprisingly lightweight.

Quarion says, "We were dead for a few seconds and then, poof, we came back to life for absolutely no reason."

DM asks, "He killed you and THEN banished you? Why are you not dead?"

Quarion asks, "I have not the foggiest idea?"

DM asks, "Are you dead?"

Vraklul says (to Voidwalker), "I wish I knew! We had just gone and killed a malevolent entity from another plane of existence called the Blood-Forged Chain, and then he shows up and murders us."

(From DM) He pokes Shaborys on the nose.

[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "Agains, 'He' looks like Vrak rather than the dragon's actions"

[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "Darn ambiguous pronouns"

Shaborys asks, "I don't feel dead?"

DM says, "Weeeird"

[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "Hmm. Do we feel qualitatively different from how we did when we *were* dead?"

Shaborys says, "He seemed pretty upset about something right before banishing us here."

Rashawndra says, "I felt dead, and then I didn't feel dead, and then I was here."

[slingergame] Rashawndra says, "(If I'm understanding correctly)"

[slingergame] Quarion says, "That's it."

DM says, "Well, you usually banish demons or powerful entities to the void, or someone you want to trap, but not kill"

[slingergame] DM says, "yeah"

Vraklul says, "When we were dead, I think someone else resurrected us."

Vraklul asks, "So I guess maybe the lich wanted to keep them from just doing that again?"

Rashawndra asks, "So, maybe he couldn't kill us, then?"

Rashawndra says, "Man, I'm lucky I was near you guys when I died."

Vraklul asks, "Hey, does that make us powerful entities?"

Rashawndra asks (of Voidwalker), "So, how do demons or angels or whomever get *out* of the void?"

(From DM) The dragon flies over and lands on Vraklul's back. "you feel like a normal half-orc to me."

DM says (to Rashawndra), "Aha! They usually return to their plane - Hell, Heaven and whatnot. There is a way back to Bastafore but it's incredibly dangerous"

Vraklul asks (of Dragon), "Cool. I guess. Hey, what exactly are you?"

[Crows-Nest] Vraklul says (to Dragon), "Hey, don't be so sure. We can be *very* credulous."

(From DM) The dragon climbs on Vrak's shoulder and looks kind of sad for a second. "Who I was is lost for me. I am the Voidwalker, and always was."

Rashawndra asks, "Are there easier ways back somewhere else? Somewhere we could find a different way to Bastafore?"

Quarion asks, "Or a different part of Bastafore?"

Rashawndra makes a high-pitched 'awwwwww' at the dragon's sad story.

Quarion says, "It doesn't have to be Wolfwater, after all. We defeated that Blood-forged chain, we've done the job."

Vraklul says (to Dragon), "I suppose you wouldn't know whether or not you're related to Argenschwinge, then."

DM says (to Quarion), "Well, last I checked there were 3 thin places in Bastafore. In Wolfheim or whatever, in the Tallhyll Mountains and in the Desert of Silence."

Quarion says, "Oh. Right."

[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "Tallhyll being where our dwarf friends were from?"

DM says, "I met Argenschwinge once! Time is kind of funny here, but it's been a while. He was always nice, but a bit old and stuffy. I hope he's doing okay."

Vraklul exclaims, "I hope so too!"

Vraklul says, "I heard he was a pretty good guy."

[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "He busted the balls of Evil"

DM says, "Well, the thing is, it's already pretty hard to go back, so I think you"

[Crows-Nest] Vraklul says, "DM says, "ONE BALL! How many times do I have to say this?""

DM says, "*cough You're only chance would be the way you came."

Vraklul says, "Yeah, fair enough."

Quarion asks, "Okay, but my question remains: how?"

Rashawndra exclaims, "Oh, maybe those portals are still open!"

Vraklul says, "I mean, there might still be an evil lich there who can kill us all with one word, but I suppose we can deal with that when the time comes."

DM says, "Now, I could tell you this way BUT, by an old law I just made up it's customary to give me a gift for my hoard."

[slingergame] Quarion exclaims, "!"

[slingergame] Quarion says, "heh"

Vraklul asks, "What do you hoard?"

DM asks, "What do you have?"

Rashawndra asks, "Do you want a story?"

DM says (to Rashawndra), "Oh, I have enough stories. The stories of everyone who comes through here. Every one but my own."

Vraklul checks his pack. "More apricots... some spare axes... a bunch of gold coins... a blanket..."

Shaborys holds out some shiny ball bearings.

DM exclaims (at Shaborys), "Oh, more snacks!"

Rashawndra says (to Voidwalker), "Do you know where your story might be? We could look for it."

DM The voidwalker gulps down a ball bearing.

Shaborys smiles.

DM says (to Rashawndra), "Sadly, no."

[Crows-Nest] Shaborys offers up bits of string and sealing wax, and other fancy stuff.

DM asks (of Vraklul), "Oh, how many coins are we talking there?"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "I have 21, but I probably held out a handful of half a dozen as an example while offering them."

[slingergame] Quarion asks, "Is it one gift per person?"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "(Most of my money went toward buying paying Davina.)"

Rashawndra says (to Voidwalker), "If you don't want a story, would you like a song? I've been trying to capture 'the oldest song'. My version doesn't really do it justice, but it's a start."

DM says (to Vraklul), "Pfft, that doesn't make a great gift"

DM says (to Quarion), "Hey, neat idea. A gift from everyone."

[slingergame] Quarion says, "f***"

Shaborys mutters, "Thanks, Quarion"

[slingergame] Quarion says, "that was OOC"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Hee."

[slingergame] DM says, "Suuure"

Vraklul asks, "Oh, do you smoke?"

DM exclaims, "Yes!"

[slingergame] Rashawndra says, "Ha"

Vraklul takes out a handful of his special blend and offers it to the dragon. "Try this!"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Actually, let's say I give him a whole pouch, rather than a handful of loose tobacco, since that would be silly and awkward."

(From DM) The Voidwanderer takes the tobacco, rolls it into a ball and stuff it into his gullet. Soon, a bit of smore appears and seems unsure where to drift.

[slingergame] Quarion says, "So, I can give the dragon A) my hat B) a potion C) my quarterstaff D) Bloodfang"

(From DM) He takes some sealing wax from Shaborys.

Vraklul asks, "What do you think? Is that a good gift?"

[slingergame] DM says, "Bloodfang is not here"

[slingergame] Quarion asks, "How come?"

[slingergame] Quarion asks, "Was he not banished?"

[slingergame] DM says, "He was not with you in the Underground"

[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "I'm hoping it's because he didn't go into the dangerous underground with us maybe?"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Phew."

[slingergame] Quarion says (to DM), "oh okay"

DM says (to Vraklul), "Yes"

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "All dogs go to heaven. Or that."

Vraklul smiles.

DM says (to Rashawndra), "I can't put a song on my hoard."

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "So: ball bearings from Shaborys, tobacco from me..."

Rashawndra says, "Your hoard is clearly inside you, and that's where memories go, too."

[slingergame] DM says, "Oh right, forgot the ball bearing. Shaborys keeps her wax."

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "The wax was a joke, anyway :) (Puff the Magic Dragon?)"

[slingergame] DM says, "hah"

DM says (to Rashawndra), "I still haven't gotten any gold"

Rashawndra asks, "Ever?"

[slingergame] Quarion says, "I think I am going to give him my hat which I got from the gnomes. It's cozy."

[slingergame] DM says, "Aw"

DM exclaims (at Quarion), "Thank you, this is perfect!"

(From DM) The Voidwanderer curls around the rim.

DM says (to Rashawndra), "Not lately"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Perhaps offer him a choice of gold: metal coins, or liquid honey."

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "He might prefer the latter."

Rashawndra says, "Well, I do have twenty gold pieces, but you're giving up hearing the song. Oh, well."

Rashawndra exclaims, "Oh, right, or honey!"

DM exclaims, "Oh, I'll take honey!"

Rashawndra exclaims, "That's gold *and* sweet!"

[slingergame] DM asks, "This is from your magic pot, I assume?"

Rashawndra pulls out a jug, whispers to it, and then opens the cork on top. Honey begins to float out into the ether.

(From DM) The Voidwander gleefully floats around and gets honey everywhere on it, some even presumably in his mouth.

(From DM) Okay, that was great. Now listen, to go back to Bastafore you have to build a bridge. But, not, like physically, but with memories.

Rashawndra grins at the delight of the dragon, and seems to not mind getting a fair amount on herself.

[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "I think our Crownsford adventures were secretly 'Role-playing Boot Camp with Jota' for us all"

[Crows-Nest] Rashawndra says, "Hee"

[Setting the zoned flag.]

Shaborys hmms. With memories?

[Crows-Nest] Vraklul says, "Ha."

(From DM) "But, as soon as you do that, the Guardians of the Void will take note. And they do not like people building bridges, oh no. So as soon as you start, get ready for trouble.

[Crows-Nest] DM says, "Hee"

Vraklul asks, "Should we all try to build a bridge to the same place?"

Rashawndra asks, "Do the guardians have any weaknesses?"

Rashawndra asks, "Or strengths?"

DM asks (of Vraklul), "I assumed you want to go back to Wolfwater?"

Vraklul says, "Oh, right. Good point."

DM says (to Rashawndra), "Ah, they are the Shapeless Ones. They can take many forms."

DM says, "But as soon as they do, they are limited by that form."

Vraklul asks, "Are the Guardians bad guys?"

[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "Why do I sense this is not going to go the way we think..."

Vraklul asks, "Or is it possible to, like, talk to them?"

DM says (to Vraklul), "They have been here since the dawn of time itself, trying to keep the void clear of interlopers."

Vraklul says, "Well, hey, that's exactly what we want, too."

Rashawndra asks, "And they don't like people leaving?"

Vraklul exclaims, "We're interlopers, and we want to be clear of the Void!"

Quarion says, "Seems... paradoxal."

DM says, "They don't like people building bridges. And that's the only way to get out."

Rashawndra says, "Because people might come back the other way, I guess."

Vraklul says, "I guess maybe I shouldn't ask *how* they keep the void clear of interlopers, then."

DM says, "Think of it this way : They want the Void to stay the way it is. And even though these bridges are temporary, they still interfer with the nature of the void."

DM says (to Vraklul), "Oh, they'll try and kill you."

Vraklul says, "Yeah, that's what I was afraid of."

DM says, "See, when you die, you go to the Astral Plane, as you are supposed to. You are not supposed to *go back*"

Quarion says, "That makes perfect sense, I guess."

Quarion says, "Speaing of which..."

Vraklul says, "Although you'd think the Guardians would still be unhappy with all the corpses lying around."

Rashawndra asks, "Might there still be a bit of the bridge left that brought us here?"

[Crows-Nest] Quarion asks, "Horst has decided to stay in the Astral Plane?"

[Crows-Nest] Quarion asks, "Presumably for religious reasons?"

[Crows-Nest] Vraklul says, "I believe Horst is still with us."

[Crows-Nest] Vraklul says, "Just, y'know, being quiet."

[Crows-Nest] Vraklul says, "And presumably giving the dragon a present when the rest of us weren't looking."

DM says (to Rashawndra), "Oh, the guardians dissamble them quickly. That's another thing: As you as you start to build, there is only the way forward."

Horst says, "Hello! I am here! Just tired"

[Crows-Nest] Quarion exclaims, "!"

Vraklul asks (of Dragon), "Oh, by the way, you don't think the Guardians would want revenge against whoever sent us here in the first place, do you?"

Vraklul says, "Since that would be pretty convenient for us."

[Crows-Nest] DM says, "Yeah, the character is here, but since Roger isn't, he's just sort of ... there."

DM says, "They are not that complicated creatures, I am afraid."

Vraklul says, "Ah, well. I suppose we'll have to do what we have to do."

Quarion asks, "So, basically we need to focus on memories of Wolfwater?"

DM says, "Great! Good luck."

Vraklul exclaims, "Thanks!"

Shaborys says, "Much obliged."

Rashawndra asks (of voidwalker), "Can you help?"

DM says (to Quarion), "Or on any place in Bastafore you've been too, that you like."

Vraklul exclaims, "I hope we meet again someplace considerably less inconvenient next time!"

DM says (to Rashawndra), "Alas, I have to stay."

Quarion says, "Well, it's been nice to meet you, Voidwalker."

Quarion says, "Maybe we shall meet again some day."

Vraklul says, "So the memories don't all have to be of the place we're building the bridge to? That helps."

Rashawndra exclaims (at VB), "Aww, we'll miss you. And I'll keep an eye out for your story!"

DM says, "YOu too, Bastaforians! I hope you get the better of that halfling lich."

Vraklul exclaims, "Thanks!"

Quarion says, "So do we."

DM exclaims, "Oh, and do the memories one after the other, not all at once!"

Vraklul exclaims, "Oh, OK!"

Vraklul asks, "Should I go first?"

Shaborys says, "Sure."

[Crows-Nest] Rashawndra asks, "Like, once per round?"

Quarion says, "I think so."

[Crows-Nest] DM says (to Rashawndra), "You'll see"

[Crows-Nest] Rashawndra says, "Heh, fair enough."

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "If it doesn't matter which place in Bastafore we remember, then my strongest memories are of the Good Valley, so I'll remember that."

[Crows-Nest] Quarion exclaims, "Wait!"

[slingergame] Quarion says, "That's not in Bastafore:"

[slingergame] Vraklul exclaims, "Oh!"

[slingergame] Quarion says, "That's on the old continent."

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Ha, good point."

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "I had completely forgotten that Bastafore was the continent, not the world."

[slingergame] DM says, "Ah, er, me too"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Hee."

[slingergame] DM says, "Retcon! the dragon said Peremar, of course."

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Yay."

[Crows-Nest] Rashawndra says, "woo"

[slingergame] DM says (to Vraklul), "So describe to us what you're thinking of"

Vraklul thinks back to his home. In particular, to when he was first learning to control his emotions through meditation, in order to channel his rage to defend his friends and family.

[slingergame] DM asks, "And what does it look like there?"

Vraklul was sitting in front of a campfire at night, smoking his pipe. It was a clear night, and the stars were all out, but no moon. There were crickets. He was alone at the time, but he could hear voices in conversation and song from nearby houses.

DM says, "You all find yourselves there, besides him. Only there is no sky, around you is still the void. It's like floating on an island. There is path that leads out of the village, ending in the void."

Rashawndra says, "Hey, you remembered gravity! Thanks."

Rashawndra exclaims, "Let's go before the guardians get here!"

[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "Am I the me who's meditating, or am I next to that me?"

Rashawndra dashes off down the path.

Quarion runs after Rashawndra

[slingergame] DM says, "You're next to Vraklul"

[slingergame] (from Quarion) Joseph Gordon Levitt says, 'Paradox.'

Vraklul takes a second to look at himself for the first time from the outside.

DM asks (of Rashawndra), "As you try to dash down the path, something *forms* in front of you. It looks like a giant bipedal, lizard?"

Vraklul doesn't interfere with his memories of himself, though. After a moment, he follows the rest.

[slingergame] DM says, "Ah, sorry, I thought that was Quarion. No, you are just you."

[slingergame] DM says, "You are the one meditating."

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Oh. OK."

Shaborys follows the others, but stays a safe distance behind.

[slingergame] DM says, "Sorry"

[slingergame] Quarion says, "That would have been pretty mind-bending, though."

Vraklul opens one eye and sees the rest of the party, somehow here in the Good Valley.

Vraklul says, "Oh, wow."

DM asks (of Vraklul), "Do you run towards the others?"

Vraklul gets up off the ground, looks around, then follows the others. Still a bit distracted by what just happened, but knowing they need to hurry on.

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "I follow, but probably not running."

DM says, "The dinosaur takes a step forward, blocking the path and roars angrily.... And there are answering roars from the forest to the left and right."

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "So I'm likely a few paces back from the group when the lizard appears."

Vraklul asks, "That's not good. Is this... this isn't real, right?"

[slingergame] Rashawndra asks, "I would like to cast Minor Illusion to duplicate myself going left around the lizard, while I go right. Is that reasonably in scope of Minor Illusion?"

[slingergame] DM says, "Hm, good question"

[slingergame] Rashawndra says, "(p260 of the PH)"

Vraklul asks, "I mean, it's only a memory... they can't hurt..." He looks at the houses of the village. "There aren't *real* people here in danger, are there?"

Shaborys says, "Besides us? I don't know."

[slingergame] DM says, "What you're trying to do is a bit too close to Mirror Image for me."

Vraklul can't risk it. He goes back into the village to look inside of the first apparently-occupied house he sees.

Quarion points a wand at the bipedal lizard, his other hand shielding Rashawndra (out of sheer force of habit). 'Let us pass. We're not supposed to be here, and we're leaving.'

[slingergame] Rashawndra asks, "OK, then how about a bird circling around its head?"

[slingergame] DM says, "That works"

DM says, "Let's toll Ini, because everyone is doing something else it seems"

[Crows-Nest] (from Vraklul) DM says, "Create Advantage using Lore, versus..."

DM says, "Or roll Ini, whatever works for you"

Shaborys rolls 1 20-sided die: 11 | 11 + 4 = 15

Quarion rolls 1 20-sided die: 13 | 13 + 1 = 14

Vraklul rolls 1 20-sided die: 1 | 1 + 2 = 3

Shaborys registers Shaborys at init 15.

Vraklul registers Vraklul at init 3.

Rashawndra pats Quarion on the shoulder. "You are super sweet," she says, before giving him a peck on the forehead and dashing off.

Quarion registers Quarion at init 14.

Rashawndra rolls 1 20-sided die: 1 | 1 + 1 = 2

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 17 | 17 + 1 = 18

[slingergame] Rashawndra says, "Ha ha"

[slingergame] Quarion says, "hahaha"

Rashawndra registers Rashawndra at init 2.

[slingergame] Quarion says, "Rashawndra stumbles on an imaginary pebble."

DM registers Dinosaurs at init 18.

[slingergame] Vraklul says (to Rashawndra), "Ah, you're inheriting Horst's init die."

DM displays the initiative: Dinosaurs(18) Shaborys(15) Quarion(14) Vraklul(3) Rashawndra(2)

DM advances the initiative: DINOSAURS(18) Shaborys(15) Quarion(14) Vraklul(3) Rashawndra(2)

DM says, "As Rashawndra is about to dash off, the dragon tries to bit him, but with disadvantage, because of that annoying circling bird."

[slingergame] Rashawndra says, "(her)"

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 1 | 1 + 6 = 7

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 2 | 2 + 6 = 8

[slingergame] DM says, "oops"

DM advances the initiative: Dinosaurs(18) SHABORYS(15) Quarion(14) Vraklul(3) Rashawndra(2)

Shaborys takes aim and shoots at the lizard attacking Rashawndra.

Shaborys rolls 1 20-sided die: 9 | 9 + 7 = 16

DM says, "hit"

Shaborys rolls 4 6-sided dice: 6 5 2 2 | 15 + 4 = 19

[slingergame] Shaborys sneak attacks.

DM says, "allright"

DM advances the initiative: Dinosaurs(18) Shaborys(15) QUARION(14) Vraklul(3) Rashawndra(2)

Quarion suspects he may be blushing badly, but this is no time to worry about that. Uttering the magic words, he sends a fire bolt hurtling towards the dinosaur...

Quarion rolls 1 20-sided die: 3 | 3 + 7 = 10

DM exclaims, "miss!"

(From Quarion) ... and it misses!

DM advances the initiative: Dinosaurs(18) Shaborys(15) Quarion(14) VRAKLUL(3) Rashawndra(2)

Quarion exclaims, "Darn!"

Vraklul opens the door of the nearest lit house to see if there are real people inside.

[slingergame] Rashawndra asks, "By the way, are there critical fumbles/hits in 5e?"

DM says, "You open the door and find the house empty, though you still hear muttering voices (you still have your move action)"

[slingergame] DM says, "No"

[slingergame] Vraklul exclaims, "There are!"

[slingergame] Vraklul asks (of DM), "What?"

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "I feel like Tale doesn't play with critical fumbles, only hits."

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "IIRC"

[slingergame] DM says, "Yes, I only read as far as fumbles"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Oh, right, but I mean there are critical hits."

[slingergame] DM exclaims, "there are critical hits!"

[slingergame] Quarion says, "also called crits"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "(And I *think* a 1 is still an auto-miss regardless of your plusses, right?)"

[slingergame] Quarion says, "or critters, when they're cute and furry"

[slingergame] DM says, "I don't think we ever explicitly stated that"

[slingergame] Vraklul asks (of DM), "Am I more than 40ft from the dinosaur?"

[slingergame] DM says, "Hm, yes"

[slingergame] Rashawndra exclaims, "OK, sorry to sidetrack us--thanks!"

[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "More than 80 feet?"

[slingergame] DM says, "Let's say hm, 65 ft"

Vraklul sighs with relief at the fact that this is all still just a dreamscape. He runs back to the rest, dashing as a bonus action to get up in that lizard's face (and provide flanking if needed).

[slingergame] DM asks, "That's your turn?"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "I think so -- assuming the door-opening was my regular action, I'm out of actions."

DM advances the initiative: Dinosaurs(18) Shaborys(15) Quarion(14) Vraklul(3) RASHAWNDRA(2)

[slingergame] Rashawndra asks, "If I run past it, does it get an attack of opportunity? What are the rules about running past someone as an action?"

[slingergame] DM says, "You can move past it, but it will get an AoO"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Yeah, if you move out of its reach, it gets an AoO."

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Do you want ot take an action after moving? B/c there's disengage, but unless you're me, that's your action."

[slingergame] Rashawndra asks, "So, I can disengage as an action, then move as an action?"

[slingergame] DM says, "Yeah"

[slingergame] Rashawndra says, "Or move as my move, I guess."

[slingergame] Rashawndra says, "or move 2x if I take the AoO."

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Right."

[slingergame] DM says, "Yeah"

[slingergame] Rashawndra exclaims, "I think I will take the AoO and move twice!"

[slingergame] DM says, "Okay"

[slingergame] DM says, "let's resolve the AoO first"

Rashawndra dashes past the Dinosaur! "I'll take the next stage!"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "(Moving a second time using your action is called a 'Dash' action in 5e.)"

[slingergame] Rashawndra says, "Cool; thanks."

(From DM) The dinosaurs swipes at you as you try to get past it!

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 4 | 4 + 6 = 10

[slingergame] Rashawndra exclaims, "And I have an AC of 11!"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Wow, low AC."

DM exclaims, "but it swipes left (tinder reference) and you duck right!"

[slingergame] Quarion says (to Rashawndra), "join the club"

DM says (to Rashawndra), "You make it to the edge of the void"

DM advances the initiative: END OF ROUND

DM advances the initiative: DINOSAURS(18) Shaborys(15) Quarion(14) Vraklul(3) Rashawndra(2)

DM exclaims, "The dinosaur, bereft of Tiefling, takes a swipe at everyone's favorite elf!"

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 6 | 6 + 6 = 12

[slingergame] Quarion says, "hit"

[Crows-Nest] Vraklul says, "But Legolas isn't even in this party."

DM rolls 1 8-sided die: 3 | 3 + 4 = 7

[slingergame] Quarion says, "I forgot to cast Mage Armour"

Quarion exclaims, "Argh!"

[Crows-Nest] Gunther says, "Legolas is in *all* parties"

DM says, "Another dinosaur comes charging out of the underbrush and attacks everyone's favorite half-orc"

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 6 | 6 + 6 = 12

[slingergame] Vraklul exclaims, "Miss!"

DM says, "Another comes out of the woods on the other side of the past and attacks everyone's favorite tiefl.., er, female tiefli .... er, one of everyone'S favroite two tieflings. (Stabby)"

[slingergame] Rashawndra says, "Hee"

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 19 | 19 + 6 = 25

Shaborys says, "Shit."

DM rolls 1 8-sided die: 4 | 4 + 4 = 8

Shaborys reacts with uncanny dodge to halve that.

DM says, "Woo"

[slingergame] DM says, "Look at y'all, all grown up and full of powers"

DM advances the initiative: Dinosaurs(18) SHABORYS(15) Quarion(14) Vraklul(3) Rashawndra(2)

Shaborys ignores the one harrassing her for now, and takes aim again at the one she attacked before (the one with Quarion, I believe).

Shaborys rolls 1 20-sided die: 17 | 17 + 7 = 24

Shaborys rolls 4 6-sided dice: 4 1 1 6 | 12 + 4 = 16

[slingergame] DM asks, "Can you still sneak attack while someone else is attacking you?"

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Yeah"

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "I think so? One sec."

[slingergame] Vraklul exclaims, "I'm flanking!"

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "It does'nt say you can't, only that someone needs to be within 5 feet. We've done this before."

[slingergame] DM says, "Ah yes. I see it now."

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "*that* person can't be incapacitated"

[slingergame] DM says, "Yeah, sorry, just checking."

DM says, "That dinosaur doesn't look happy"

DM advances the initiative: Dinosaurs(18) Shaborys(15) QUARION(14) Vraklul(3) Rashawndra(2)

Shaborys says, "Good. Ya big b*stard."

[slingergame] Quarion asks, "There are 3 dinosaurs?"

[slingergame] DM says, "Indeed"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Yup."

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Oh wait."

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Then I use my bonus rogue action to disengage."

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Dino in the middle of the path, dino coming out of the woods on one side of the path, dino coming out of the woods on the other side of the path."

[slingergame] DM says (to Shaborys), "Gotcha"

[slingergame] Shaborys asks, "And I still have a movement?"

Shaborys gets the fuck away from this dino.

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "I'm sure it can just move right up to me again, but make it."

[slingergame] DM says, "Yeah, you still have movement, I think"

[slingergame] DM asks, "How far can you move?"

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "30' back, so long as I'm still 80' from the one I was attacking? I don't know how far things are."

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "And that's it for me."

[slingergame] DM asks, "Which direction are you moving?"

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Further away from the fighting (away from the path/void)"

[slingergame] DM says, "Towards Rashawndra, or towards the village"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Straight up."

[slingergame] lpsmith says, "(I have something queued up in my other MUD window, but Rashawndra is 60' away from the dinos, at the place where the void starts again.)"

[slingergame] Vraklul asks (of Shaborys), "So, back where we came from?"

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Yeah"

[slingergame] DM exclaims, "Ok!"

[slingergame] DM says, "So, now Quarion"

Quarion grits his teeth. 'Okay. So that's how you want to play, Shapeless Ones.' He raises his free hand (putting his wand aside for now) and three yellow glowing darts of magical force spark from his fingertips! Each of them flies forth like an angry wasp and tries to sting a dinosaur.

Quarion rolls 1 4-sided die: 4 | 4 + 1 = 5

Quarion rolls 1 4-sided die: 3 | 3 + 1 = 4

Quarion rolls 1 4-sided die: 1 | 1 + 1 = 2

[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "Magic missile, my old friend, I've come to talk to you again..."

[Crows-Nest] Shaborys says, "hehe"

DM asks, "Any movement, or do you stay right there?"

Quarion tries to run past the dinosaur, over to where Rashawndra is. AoOs be damned.

DM says, "Ok"

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 12 | 12 + 6 = 18

DM rolls 1 8-sided die: 3 | 3 + 4 = 7

DM exclaims, "The dinosaur claws Quarion across the back!"

[Crows-Nest] DM says, "Good luck explaining those marks to Haleth"

Quarion is slashed! 'Gah! Curse you, Shapeless One!'

DM advances the initiative: Dinosaurs(18) Shaborys(15) Quarion(14) VRAKLUL(3) Rashawndra(2)

[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "I'm at half HP."

Vraklul rages! And in his rage, he recklessly attacks the injured dinosaur!

[Crows-Nest] Vraklul asks, "My recommendation: try to stay out of dinosaur attack range for the rest of this fight?"

Vraklul rolls 1 20-sided die: 10 | 10 + 8 = 18

Vraklul rolls 1 20-sided die: 20 | 20 + 8 = 28

[slingergame] Vraklul exclaims, "Advantage. And a crit!"

DM exclaims, "hit!"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Now I need to remember how to do crits."

DM says, "Double dice, add + mod only once, IIRC"

[slingergame] Vraklul exclaims, "Cool. And because of Savage Attacks, an extra extra die!"

Vraklul rolls 3 12-sided dice: 8 8 10 | 26 + 7 = 33

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "ooh, nice"

Vraklul exclaims, "Do NOT threaten my memories, Guardian!"

DM says, "The dinosaur gives a final growls and keels over on it's sice, and dissolve into grey mist"

DM says, "+s"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "And my second attack, against another dinosaur:"

Vraklul rolls 1 20-sided die: 6 | 6 + 8 = 14

Vraklul rolls 1 20-sided die: 6 | 6 + 8 = 14

DM says, "hit"

Vraklul rolls 1 12-sided die: 10 | 10 + 7 = 17

DM says, "Yeah, that dinosaur felt that"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "I'm going to stay here in the middle of the fight. Hopefully the dinosaurs will see me as the greater threat and stay here rather than following R or Q."

DM advances the initiative: Dinosaurs(18) Shaborys(15) Quarion(14) Vraklul(3) RASHAWNDRA(2)

Rashawndra remembers back when she was little and needed some time away from the giants: there was a twisty mountain path that she would go where they wouldn't fit, that led to a little alcove in the face of the mountain. The mountain winds would blow down the path, and she would let her hair stream free behind her. She remembers a time going down there during a spring snowstom when she was eight, the tiny snowflakes stinging her face delightfully. (Rashawndra has cold resistance, and didn't really remember that you all might not? It's cold. But hey, the dinos are too large to fit down the path, and also don't have cold resistance!) (Also, GM's call whether the cold actually does anything, of course.)

[slingergame] Vraklul exclaims, "Ah, the next bridge piece!"

DM says, "Great! There suddenly appears a twisty mountain path, attached (barely) to the Good Valley. As soon as it appears, the Good Valley at the opposite ends begins to dissolve."

DM advances the initiative: END OF ROUND

[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "This is giving me Inside Out flashbacks"

[Crows-Nest] DM says, "Conjuring a memory to build a bridge through the Void between the Worlds takes a whole turn"

DM advances the initiative: DINOSAURS(18) Shaborys(15) Quarion(14) Vraklul(3) Rashawndra(2)

[Crows-Nest] Rashawndra says, "Yeah, figured."

DM says, "Bite attack on Vraklul! CHOMP CHOMP"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "It has Advantage."

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 9 | 9 + 6 = 15

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 7 | 7 + 6 = 13

[slingergame] Vraklul exclaims, "Miss!"

DM says, "Bite attack on Vraklul! CHOMP CHOMP"

[Crows-Nest] DM asks, "This one doesn't, right?"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "It does."

[slingergame] DM says, "oh"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "All attacks against me until my next turn."

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 18 | 18 + 6 = 24

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 1 | 1 + 6 = 7

[slingergame] Vraklul exclaims, "Hit!"

DM rolls 2 10-sided dice: 3 8 | 11 + 4 = 15

[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "That's ordinary pierce/slash/bludgeon kind of damage, right?"

[slingergame] DM says, "Slashing, yeah"

DM advances the initiative: Dinosaurs(18) SHABORYS(15) Quarion(14) Vraklul(3) Rashawndra(2)

DM says (to SHABORYS), "You've run to the village, but before you, the whole island begins to dissolve rapidly"

[Crows-Nest] (from Quarion) Shaborys runs off the edge of reality like a lemming. 'Shiiiiiiiiit'

Shaborys uses her bonus action to dash, and moves 60 feet up the path.

[Crows-Nest] Vraklul says, "ITYM 'Sh**********t'. It's infernal, remember."

[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "heh"

Shaborys then uses her actual action to shoot the dino attacking Vraklul.

[Crows-Nest] Vraklul wonders how Rashawndra will react the first time Shaborys swears in front of her in infernal.

Shaborys rolls 1 20-sided die: 20 | 20 + 7 = 27

[slingergame] Vraklul exclaims, "Woo!"

Shaborys rolls 4 6-sided dice: 6 6 3 5 | 20 + 4 = 24

DM exclaims, "The dino did not like that much!"

DM advances the initiative: Dinosaurs(18) Shaborys(15) QUARION(14) Vraklul(3) Rashawndra(2)

Rashawndra cheers for Shabory's incredible shot!

[slingergame] DM asks, "Wait, you roll 8d6, because crit?"

[CCrusaders] Shaborys says, "It would be just one more d6"

[CCrusaders] Shaborys says, "I missed the crit"

[CCrusaders] Shaborys says, "1d6 is my normal, plus 3d6 sneak attack"

[Crows-Nest] Rashawndra says (to Shaborys), "Also, ylac."

Shaborys rolls 1 6-sided die: 6 | 6

[Crows-Nest] Shaborys says, "Whoops"

[slingergame] DM asks, "You missed the crit?"

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "I didn't see it, I mean"

[slingergame] Rashawndra says, "'missed' == 'didn't notice'"

[slingergame] DM says, "Oh, okay"

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "So 30 total"

[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "And do you move?"

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "I already did"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Oh right."

DM says, "That dino falls over and also dissolves into mist"

[slingergame] Quarion asks, "Where is the last dino?"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "I think adjacent to the path."

[slingergame] DM says, "Sort of next to Stabby and Vraklul"

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "I left it about 30' feet behind me"

[slingergame] DM says, "Er, only, vraklul"

[slingergame] Quarion says, "Well, that's good news for me"

[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "I'm the only one still in melee at the moment?"

[slingergame] DM exclaims, "Yes!"

DM displays the initiative: Dinosaurs(18) Shaborys(15) QUARION(14) Vraklul(3) Rashawndra(2)

Quarion thinks quickly. If he can't one-shot the dino, at least he can slow it down enough for Vrak to run for it. So he points his wand at the dino and utters the magic words...

Quarion rolls 1 20-sided die: 1 | 1 + 7 = 8

(From Quarion) ... and a little bit of chilly air comes out.

Quarion exclaims, "Darn!"

DM says, "Aw"

Quarion makes a run for it.

DM exclaims, "You run up the path!"

DM advances the initiative: Dinosaurs(18) Shaborys(15) Quarion(14) VRAKLUL(3) Rashawndra(2)

[slingergame] Quarion says, "I was going to try a Ray of Frost"

[slingergame] Quarion says, "But that didn't work out, LOL"

Vraklul starts by doing what he's best at. Recklessly.

Vraklul rolls 1 20-sided die: 6 | 6 + 8 = 14

Vraklul rolls 1 20-sided die: 8 | 8 + 8 = 16

DM exclaims, "Hit!"

Vraklul rolls 1 12-sided die: 4 | 4 + 7 = 11

Vraklul continues by doing a little bit more of the same.

Vraklul rolls 1 20-sided die: 12 | 12 + 8 = 20

Vraklul rolls 1 20-sided die: 12 | 12 + 8 = 20

Vraklul rolls 1 12-sided die: 3 | 3 + 7 = 10

DM exclaims, "That dino doesn't look happy!"

DM asks, "That's it?"

Vraklul, now that he's done his best here, follows the rest! Moving 80ft, using his move and a Dash as a bonus action!

[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "Hmm, who's in the rear, out of the rest of the party?"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "I should stay just behind them."

[slingergame] Quarion says, "Vrak."

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "So that I'm still the main target."

DM asks, "That'll provoke an AoO, but I think with disadv?"

[slingergame] Vraklul exclaims (at DM), "With both Advantage and Disadvantage!"

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 10 | 10 + 6 = 16

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "(Adv from reckless, disadvantage from eagle totem.)"

[slingergame] Vraklul exclaims, "A hit!"

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "I'm presumably the furthest back, since Quarion just ran after i did."

DM rolls 2 10-sided dice: 10 4 | 14 + 4 = 18

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "A map would make this easier ;) ;) ;)"

Vraklul falls in line just behind Shaborys, then.

DM exclaims, "CHOMP!"

[slingergame] DM P

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Oh no, you have no eyes!"

Vraklul is bleeding, but barely notices it in his barbarian fury. Thanks to all that meditation he was doing. In his memories.

[slingergame] DM exclaims, "And I must scream!"

DM says, "The Good Valley dissolves behind you, and the last dinosaur with it."

Shaborys whew.

DM says, "It's very cold here."

Shaborys shiiiiiiiivers.

Rashawndra exclaims, "Welcome to my memory! Please keep all extremities inside the path, and let's go!"

Quarion sneezes.

Vraklul says, "Oh no, not again..."

[slingergame] DM says (to Vraklul), "="

[slingergame] DM asks (of Vraklul), "?"

[slingergame] Vraklul asks (of DM), "A freezing cold mountain pass?"

Rashawndra asks, "Oh, who's injured?"

Shaborys points at Quarion. "He looks pretty badly."

DM says, "The path grows kind of narrow, and that's not how Rashawndra remembers it at all, and the walls grow higher and higher to your left and right"

[slingergame] Vraklul exclaims, "That is not one of my memories that I had wanted to relive!"

Vraklul says, "Uh, I am a bit too. But take care of Quarion first."

Shaborys is only down 4.

Rashawndra casts Cure Wounds on Quarion.

Rashawndra rolls 1 8-sided die: 7 | 7 + 4 = 11

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Uh, meant ot say that on channel."

Vraklul asks (of Quarion), "Is it just me, or do you seem even a bit more... 'fragile' than usual today?"

Quarion says, "I forgot to cast my usual protective spell."

[slingergame] Vraklul is at 38 out of 55.

Rashawndra also cases CW on Vraklul

Rashawndra rolls 1 8-sided die: 4 | 4 + 4 = 8

Quarion says (to Rashawndra), "Thanks, I feel much better now. That was pretty painful."

Vraklul says (to Quarion), "Ah. Well, at least you can do it now. I'm sure that won't be the last set of guardians we'll face on this path."

Vraklul exclaims (at Rashawndra), "Thank you!"

Quarion mutters some magic words, twirls his hands about, and facepalms. He is enveloped in a transparent, shimmering field of magical force.

Roger has arrived.

Vraklul asks, "Should I take the lead, for the next set we meet?"

[Crows-Nest] Shaborys throws a dagger at the wild Roger.

[slingergame] Quarion says, "My new AC is 14."

Shaborys takes the rear again.

DM says, "So you feast on Horst's remains to survive..."

[slingergame] Rashawndra asks, "Anyone else <12 HP down? Or still?"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "I'm now at 46/55."

[Crows-Nest] Quarion asks, "Wait, we ate Horst?"

[Crows-Nest] DM says, "And he was tasty"

[Crows-Nest] Shaborys ate his eyeballs.

[Crows-Nest] Shaborys says, "And did not share."

[Crows-Nest] DM says (to Shaborys), "The best bit"

DM says, "The path has grown so narrow that only 2 of you can walk next to each other"

Rashawndra says, "Hang on--that path isn't like I remember. Maybe it's a trap."

DM asks, "So with Vrak in front and Shaborys in the rear, where are the other two?"

Vraklul asks, "Set by whom?"

Rashawndra asks, "The guardians?"

Rashawndra says, "Mabye they took the form of an avalanche or something."

[Crows-Nest] Rashawndra says, "Which I shouldn't really say when the GM is in hearing range."

Quarion takes the front alongside Shaborys.

[Crows-Nest] DM says, "he he"

[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "My flaw: overconfidence"

DM says (to Quarion), "Vraklul"

Shaborys is in the rear.

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "You mean Vrak."

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "timing"

Quarion goes in front next to Vrak

Rashawndra kind of happens to end up next to Shaborys.

Vraklul asks (of Quarion), "Hey, uh, are you sure you want to be up here?"

[Crows-Nest] DM says (to Rashawndra&Shaborys), "Now, let's have a short scene for the shippers"

[Crows-Nest] Shaborys says, "Ha"

Vraklul says (to Quarion), "It might make more sense to keep your magic in the back, where you can shoot fireballs and things from a distance..."

DM says, "As if on command, two shapes peel out of the snow storm in front of you"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "I'm going to propose V, *then* Q in the middle, then R+S together."

[slingergame] Quarion exclaims, "Too late!"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Yup."

[Crows-Nest] Vraklul says, "Also, if we get a T and a U in the party, we'll have a consecutive alphabetical string."

Rashawndra fires a twinned Ray of Cold at them! "Hkyam raunghkyi!"

[slingergame] Quarion is hit.

[slingergame] Quarion says, "lol"

DM says, "One is a small, quadpripedal animal with twitching antenna, the other is a sort of bird-lizard mix thingie"

[slingergame] DM says, "You can roll Nature to identify them"

[Crows-Nest] Roger says, "harsh"

[Crows-Nest] Vraklul says, "I am realizing that the reason the DM wanted to do a dreamscape sequence is so that he could use all the cool creatures that he wasn't sure if he could justify throwing in as regular wandering monsters."

[Crows-Nest] Rashawndra says, "Ha"

[Crows-Nest] DM says, "Ha"

[slingergame] DM says, "Unless you want to go directly into combat"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "I have a -1 Nature roll, but sure, why not."

Vraklul rolls 1 20-sided die: 1 | 1 - 1 = 0

DM exclaims (at Vraklul), "Oh shit, a werebear and a cyclops!"

[slingergame] Rashawndra asks, "Well, I fired--should I roll?"

Vraklul asks, "It's a werebear and a cyclops! Does anyone know which one is which?!?"

[slingergame] DM says, "Now, for combat we use this little known thing called Initiative"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Oh, *that*."

Quarion rolls 1 20-sided die: 2 | 2 + 1 = 3

[slingergame] Quarion says, "Waah."

Shaborys rolls 1 20-sided die: 5 | 5

Vraklul rolls 1 20-sided die: 3 | 3 + 2 = 5

Quarion registers Quarion at init 3.

DM says (to Quarion), "A wereclops And a Cybear"

Rashawndra rolls 1 20-sided die: 9 | 9 + 1 = 10

Shaborys rolls 1 20-sided die: 14 | 14 + 4 = 18

Rashawndra registers Rashawndra at init 10.

Quarion says (to DM), "That was my INIT"

Vraklul registers Vraklul at init 5.

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 8 | 8 + 1 = 9

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "The first was my nature roll, just in case."

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "The second was init."

Vraklul clears the initiative.

Vraklul registers Vraklul at init 5.

DM registers BirdThing at init 9.

Quarion registers Quarion at init 3.

Shaborys registers Shaborys at init 18.

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 1 | 1 + 1 = 2

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "(Re-add yourself -- needed to clear the old init first.)"

DM registers Antennas at init 2.

DM registers BirdThing at init 9.

DM displays the initiative: Shaborys(18) BirdThing/BirdThing(9) Vraklul(5) Quarion(3) Antennas(2)

Rashawndra registers Rashawndra at init 10.

DM displays the initiative: Shaborys(18) Rashawndra(10) BirdThing/BirdThing(9) Vraklul(5) Quarion(3) Antennas(2)

DM removes BirdThing/BirdThing from the initiative list.

DM registers BirdThing at init 9.

[slingergame] DM says, "So, from your rolls, nobody has any idea what these are"

DM advances the initiative: SHABORYS(18) Rashawndra(10) BirdThing(9) Vraklul(5) Quarion(3) Antennas(2)

Shaborys holds her fire, waiting for someone to get closer to the critters, whatever they may be.

[slingergame] Vraklul exclaims, "I do!"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "I already said: they're a werebear and a cyclops."

[slingergame] Vraklul asks (of DM), "Which one is which?"

[slingergame] DM asks (of Shaborys), "So, you hold your action?"

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "yes"

[slingergame] DM says (to Vraklul), "That's for you to decide"

DM advances the initiative: Shaborys(18) RASHAWNDRA(10) BirdThing(9) Vraklul(5) Quarion(3) Antennas(2)

Rashawndra fires a twinned Ray of Cold at them! "Hkyam raunghkyi!"

[slingergame] Rashawndra says, "(spending a sorcery point to twin it; one attack each)"

[slingergame] DM says, "Give 'em hell, frost girl"

Rashawndra's first ray shoots at the bird thing!

Rashawndra rolls 1 20-sided die: 8 | 8 + 7 = 15

[slingergame] DM asks, "Is that against AC?"

Rashawndra's second ray shoota at Mr. Antennae!

Rashawndra rolls 1 20-sided die: 20 | 20 + 7 = 27

[slingergame] Rashawndra says, "Er, I have no idea."

[slingergame] Rashawndra says, "It's the cantrip Ray of cold."

[slingergame] Quarion asks, "Ray of Frost?"

[slingergame] DM says, "Ah, yes, that's basically a ranged attack"

[slingergame] Quarion says, "1d8 damage and a 10ft speed reduction"

[slingergame] DM says, "Both hit, with the second one being a crit."

[slingergame] Rashawndra asks, "Which doubles the dice damage?"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Yup."

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "(Or rather, adds one die of damage?)"

Rashawndra's first target takes:

Rashawndra rolls 2 8-sided dice: 1 7 | 8

[slingergame] Rashawndra says, "And the second:"

Rashawndra rolls 4 8-sided dice: 6 7 3 4 | 20

[slingergame] Rashawndra asks, "Wait, adds one die? Or doubles?"

[slingergame] Rashawndra says, "If adds one, then 16 total for the second."

[slingergame] DM says, "Doubles"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Sorry, DM is right, please ignore me."

[slingergame] Rashawndra exclaims, "20 it is!"

[slingergame] Rashawndra says, "And they're slowed by 10' until my next turn."

DM says, "Boom! those things look cold"

DM advances the initiative: Shaborys(18) Rashawndra(10) BIRDTHING(9) Vraklul(5) Quarion(3) Antennas(2)

DM says, "it pecks at Vraklul"

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 19 | 19 + 3 = 22

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Oh wow. for future reference, on a crit, it looks like rogue's roll their sneak attack dice twice as well. It didn't matter earlier, b/c I took down the dino, but wow."

[slingergame] Vraklul exclaims, "Hit!"

DM rolls 1 4-sided die: 1 | 1 + 1 = 2

[slingergame] Rashawndra says, "Sweet."

Vraklul says, "Hey. Ow."

DM says, "That's 2(!) piercing damage. and make a DC(11) CON Save"

Vraklul rolls 1 20-sided die: 10 | 10 + 6 = 16

[slingergame] Shaborys asks, "Can I go next, since that thing approached Vrak?"

DM says, "You feel weird for a moment, but that passes"

[slingergame] DM says, "Yes"

[slingergame] Shaborys asks, "Is the birdthing done?"

[slingergame] DM says, "I'm not sure how held actions work, probably should look that up at one point"

[slingergame] DM says, "Also yes"

Shaborys fires an arrow at the birdthing.

Shaborys rolls 1 20-sided die: 9 | 9 + 7 = 16

[Crows-Nest] Vraklul asks, "Our DM has been playing Nethack, hasn't he?"

[slingergame] Rashawndra says, "I think it is 'I declare that when x happens, I will do y', and then if x happens, you do y. And if x never happens, you don't go."

[slingergame] Shaborys asks, "Does that hit?"

DM says, "hiz"

DM says, "er, hit"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "And I think it also updates your init to be at the new spot."

Shaborys rolls 4 4-sided dice: 4 1 1 1 | 7 + 4 = 11

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "(E.g., 'right after the birdthing'.)"

DM advances the initiative: Shaborys(18) Rashawndra(10) BirdThing(9) VRAKLUL(5) Quarion(3) Antennas(2)

DM removes Shaborys from the initiative list.

Shaborys registers Shaborys at init 8.

Vraklul rages and recklessly swings his axe at the cyclops that just attacked him!

Vraklul rolls 1 20-sided die: 10 | 10 + 8 = 18

Vraklul rolls 1 20-sided die: 3 | 3 + 8 = 11

[slingergame] DM says, "This is hard to keep track of as it is, please say bird thing :)"

DM exclaims, "hit!"

Vraklul rolls 1 12-sided die: 5 | 5 + 7 = 12

[slingergame] Vraklul exclaims, "Pfft. Fine!"

Vraklul does so again, because he wants to take this thing out before anyone else in the party has to make a CON save!

Vraklul rolls 1 20-sided die: 16 | 16 + 8 = 24

Vraklul rolls 1 20-sided die: 12 | 12 + 8 = 20

Vraklul rolls 1 12-sided die: 10 | 10 + 7 = 17

DM says, "the bird monster keels over and dissovles into grey mist"

DM advances the initiative: Rashawndra(10) BirdThing(9) Shaborys(8) Vraklul(5) QUARION(3) Antennas(2)

Rashawndra removes BirdThing from the initiative list.

Vraklul exclaims, "It's OK, guys, I took out the cyclops[*]! We only have to deal with the werebear[**]!"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "* Birdthing"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "** Antenna"

[slingergame] DM says, "I hate you so much"

[slingergame] Rashawndra says, "Hee"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Those words that every RPG player hopes to hear from their DM."

[slingergame] * DM has changed the topic to: Vraklul exclaims, "It's OK, guys, I took out the cyclops[*]! We only have to deal with the werebear[**]!"

Quarion closes his eyes intensely. 'Weave, flow through me,' he mutters, and from the fingertips of his left hand, everyone sees not three, but FIVE yellow darts of magical energy soar forth, rising and then plummeting like hawks upon the antenna creature!

Quarion rolls 1 4-sided die: 3 | 3 + 1 = 4

Quarion rolls 1 4-sided die: 4 | 4 + 1 = 5

Quarion rolls 1 4-sided die: 3 | 3 + 1 = 4

Quarion rolls 1 4-sided die: 4 | 4 + 1 = 5

Quarion rolls 1 4-sided die: 1 | 1 + 1 = 2

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Ok, a ready action lets you use your reaction to do a thing inr esponse to another thing, but I think it doesn't change init, and it happens immediately after the thing happens. https://roll20.net/compendium/dnd5e/Combat#toc_28"

DM says, "wow"

[slingergame] Quarion says, "I cast Magic Missile with a 3rd level slot"

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Yay"

[slingergame] DM says, "You could've just rolled 5d4 :P"

[slingergame] Vraklul exclaims (at Shaborys), "Oh, cool!"

[slingergame] DM says (to Shaborys), "Yeah, neat"

DM advances the initiative: Rashawndra(10) Shaborys(8) Vraklul(5) Quarion(3) ANTENNAS(2)

DM exclaims, "Antennas does not look happy!"

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "There's no delay action in 5E."

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Which is what we all thought I was doing."

[slingergame] Quarion says (to DM), "It's d4+1"

[slingergame] DM says, "You could've just rolled 5d4+5 :P"

[slingergame] Rashawndra says, "So you can roll 5d4+5"

[slingergame] Quarion says, "ah sorry oops"

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Math is hard. (says Shaborys, with an intelligence of 10)"

DM says, "It moves it's Antennas sort of in the direction of Vraklul! (Who needs to make a DC(11) DEX sace"

DM says, "*save"

Vraklul rolls 1 20-sided die: 15 | 15 + 2 = 17

Vraklul rolls 1 20-sided die: 5 | 5 + 2 = 7

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "(Advantage, because Danger Sense.)"

DM says, "Ah, you dodge those nasty antennas"

DM advances the initiative: END OF ROUND

DM advances the initiative: RASHAWNDRA(10) Shaborys(8) Vraklul(5) Quarion(3) Antennas(2)

Rashawndra says, "Hkyam raunghkyi!""

[slingergame] Rashawndra says, "(ray of frost! A normal one!)"

Vraklul exclaims, "Watch out for the werebear's [*] antennas!"

Rashawndra rolls 1 20-sided die: 5 | 5 + 7 = 12

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "* Antennas"

DM exclaims, "miss!"

DM advances the initiative: Rashawndra(10) SHABORYS(8) Vraklul(5) Quarion(3) Antennas(2)

Shaborys shoots at the thing with the antennas.

Rashawndra pouts as her ray of frost bounces harmlessly down the canyon.

Shaborys rolls 1 20-sided die: 16 | 16 + 7 = 23

DM exclaims, "hit!"

[slingergame] Shaborys asks, "Is it near Vrak, or just waving at him?"

[slingergame] Shaborys asks, "Where is Quarion?"

[slingergame] Quarion says, "With Vra"

[slingergame] Quarion says, "+k"

[slingergame] DM says, "It's in the square in front of Quarion, and attacked Vrak diagonally"

Shaborys rolls 4 6-sided dice: 3 3 1 3 | 10 + 4 = 14

[slingergame] Rashawndra says, "Waaaaait, that sounds like... MAP TALK"

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Shit. I rolled 4d4 earlier, not 4d6 :/"

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "oh well."

[slingergame] DM exclaims, "Nobody mentions the m-word at my table!"

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "hehe"

[slingergame] DM says, "Even if there isn't a table"

DM exclaims, "Antennas keels over and dissolves as well. The path is clear!"

Shaborys yiss.

Quarion runs!

Shaborys follows.

Vraklul exclaims, "Quick, someone remember something!"

[Crows-Nest] Vraklul asks, "So, we just killed a cockatrice and a rust monsters?"

Rashawndra exclaims (at Shaborys), "Good shot!"

[Crows-Nest] Vraklul asks, "And Orcsbane narrowly avoided disaster?"

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Quarion? Or I'm happy to rush past you and go"

[slingergame] Quarion says, "Go Shaborys go"

[slingergame] DM says, "Sorry, was briefly afk"

Shaborys runs past Quarion, to the end of the path, and conjures up a memory of Davina's home in Wolfwater (not wanting to think about her own childhood, for reasons). She and her husband invited us into their warm, loving home and fed us, and she gave us potions, and she was a very good friend dating bac kto the beginning of our adventure.

[slingergame] DM says, "then spilled ice cubes everywhere"

[Crows-Nest] DM says, "Well, Orcsbane would've been unaffected"

[Crows-Nest] DM says, "Being magic"

Shaborys says, "And her kids really liked me :D"

DM says, "So, the path sort of leads into Davina's living room, and you all end up there."

DM says, "There is nobody there."

Rashawndra asks, "Oh, this is lovely. Is this where you grew up?"

Shaborys says, "Oh no. It's the home of a dear friend of ours. Hopefully you can meet her when we return to Wolfwater."

Rashawndra says, "Oh! OK. Nice; I'd like that."

Quarion says, "I think there's no time to lose."

DM rolls 1 4-sided die: 1 | 1

DM clears the initiative.

[Crows-Nest] Vraklul says, "Ah, the roll to decide how many PC's were just auto-killed."

[Crows-Nest] Vraklul exclaims, "We got luck!"

[Crows-Nest] Vraklul says, "+y"

DM says, "SUDDENLY"

DM says, "Some sort of spider materializes out of the thin air, next to ..."

DM says, "Rashawndra, who is SURPRISED"

[Crows-Nest] Vraklul asks (of Quarion), "Are you going to ask, or should I?"

Rashawndra exclaims, "Lotehkine!"

[slingergame] Quarion asks, "?"

[Crows-Nest] Quarion asks, "?"

[Crows-Nest] Vraklul says (to Quarion), "(If the spider is on fire.)"

[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "Oh..."

[Crows-Nest] Rashawndra says, "Ha"

[Crows-Nest] DM says, "yay"

[Crows-Nest] DM says, "also no"

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 9 | 9 + 4 = 13

[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "Phew. I didn't want to kill Wanda."

Shaborys rolls 1 20-sided die: 17 | 17 + 4 = 21

Shaborys registers Shaborys at init 21.

Quarion rolls 1 20-sided die: 16 | 16 + 1 = 17

DM asks (of Rashawndra), "Does that hit?"

Quarion registers Quarion at init 17.

[Crows-Nest] Rashawndra says (to DM), "It does! Assuming it's vs. my ac of 11."

Rashawndra rolls 1 20-sided die: 10 | 10 + 1 = 11

[Crows-Nest] DM exclaims, "yeah!"

Rashawndra registers Rashawndra at init 11.

DM rolls 1 10-sided die: 6 | 6 + 2 = 8

Rashawndra cries out "Why does your friend keep giant spiders?!?"

Vraklul rolls 1 20-sided die: 9 | 9 + 2 = 11

Vraklul registers Vraklul at init 11.

Shaborys asks, "Because they're tasty?"

DM says, "That's 8 piercing damage, and roll a DC(11) CON SAVE"

Rashawndra says, "Well, can't argue with that."

Shaborys says, "I think it's a guardian."

Rashawndra rolls 1 20-sided die: 9 | 9 + 6 = 15

DM rolls 2 8-sided dice: 3 4 | 7

Rashawndra says, "Right! Sorry; I got surprised."

DM says (to Rashawndra), "7 poison damage, and you feel that could've been worse"

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 13 | 13 + 3 = 16

DM registers Giant Spiders at init 16.

[slingergame] Rashawndra asks, "That's just poison damage, not 'and I am now poisoned', right?"

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Spiders. Plural."

[slingergame] Quarion asks, "How many spiders?"

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 7 | 7 + 2 = 9

[slingergame] Quarion asks, "9 spiders?"

DM registers = Phase Spider at init 9.

[slingergame] Rashawndra says, "That's a bunch of spiders."

DM removes = Phase Spider from the initiative list.

DM registers Phase Spider at init 9.

DM displays the initiative: Shaborys(21) Quarion(17) Giant Spiders(16) Rashawndra/Vraklul(11) Phase Spider(9)

[slingergame] Rashawndra asks, "Was it a giant or a phase that attacked me?"

[slingergame] Quarion asks, "What IS a phase spider?"

DM says, "You see 3 more giant spiders (these look like normal giant spiders) descent from the ceiling"

Shaborys shoots the one that attacked Rashawndra.

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Oh, we're not starting."

[Crows-Nest] DM says (to Quarion), "https://db4sgowjqfwig.cloudfront.net/campaigns/110358/assets/474950/Phase_Spider.jpg?1435299431"

[Crows-Nest] Shaborys says, "It's pretty."

[Crows-Nest] DM says, "https://aversten.obsidianportal.com/wikis/phase-spider"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Hmm. I wonder if I should use my rage for this fight or save it for the fourth memory."

[slingergame] DM says, "Hm, my links don't show up properly for me"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Given that we're looking at poison damage here, I should probably wait."

[slingergame] DM asks, "Did you folks see the links?"

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Yes"

[slingergame] Rashawndra says, "Both links worked for me."

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Ditto."

[slingergame] Quarion says, "Me too"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "It looks sad."

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "A bit blue."

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Hee"

[slingergame] DM says (to Rashawndra), "You are not poisoned (yet...)"

[slingergame] DM says (to Shaborys), "Yes, the round starts when I activate the counter *glare*"

DM advances the initiative: SHABORYS(21) Quarion(17) Giant Spiders(16) Rashawndra/Vraklul(11) Phase Spider(9)

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Sorry, sorry."

[slingergame] DM exclaims, "Stabby!"

Shaborys rolls 1 20-sided die: 7 | 7 + 7 = 14

[slingergame] DM:P

DM exclaims, "hit!"

Shaborys rolls 4 4-sided dice: 3 4 2 4 | 13 + 4 = 17

DM advances the initiative: Shaborys(21) QUARION(17) Giant Spiders(16) Rashawndra/Vraklul(11) Phase Spider(9)

[slingergame] Rashawndra asks, "Those are 4-sided dice again--should they be 6?"

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Yes."

[slingergame] DM says, "They should *re-glare*"

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "I'll remember next time."

[slingergame] DM says (to Shaborys), "Reroll already"

Shaborys rolls 4 6-sided dice: 3 5 1 3 | 12 + 4 = 16

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "I lost a point :("

[slingergame] Rashawndra says, "nooooo"

[slingergame] DM says, "aw"

[slingergame] DM exclaims, "Quarion!"

Quarion decides to go with one of his favorite spells. 'Time to hear the sound of thunder, Guardians,' he says, and smites the ground with his quarterstaff! A thunderwave radiates outwards, blasting everything in the room! But his companions are all protected by shimmering spheres created by the force of Quarion's protective soul.

[slingergame] Quarion says, "I'm casting with my last level 3 slot"

DM says, "neat"

[slingergame] Quarion says, "So 4d8 on a failed CON save, 2d8 on a success"

[slingergame] Quarion says, "And it affects ALL the spiders"

[slingergame] DM asks, "what's my DC?"

[slingergame] Quarion says, "14"

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 16 | 16 + 3 = 19

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 4 | 4 + 3 = 7

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 14 | 14 + 3 = 17

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 2 | 2 + 2 = 4

[slingergame] DM says, "Okay, roll 4d8 and I'll figure out the damage"

Quarion rolls 4 8-sided dice: 1 6 8 5 | 20

[slingergame] Vraklul exclaims, "Woo!"

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Nifty"

DM says, "The spiders look a bit shaken"

DM advances the initiative: Shaborys(21) Quarion(17) GIANT SPIDERS(16) Rashawndra/Vraklul(11) Phase Spider(9)

DM says, "One of them retaliates by biting that nasty Storm Wizard"

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 10 | 10 + 5 = 15

Quarion says, "That misses, because..."

[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "Was the big blue one that took full or half damage?"

[slingergame] DM says, "Full"

(From Quarion) ... Quarion reacts super fast and casts a shielding spell that deflects the bite!

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Yay."

DM exclaims (at Quarion), "Awesome!"

[slingergame] Quarion says, "My AC was 14. +5 = 19 from spell"

DM exclaims, "Another spider bites Stabby!"

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 13 | 13 + 5 = 18

Shaborys yikes.

[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "Neat. This is some kind of a 'reaction' type of action?"

Shaborys dodges to take half damage.

DM rolls 1 8-sided die: 7 | 7 + 3 = 10

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Whatever it may be"

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Timing"

[slingergame] DM asks, "DOes that also apply to the secondary poison effect?"

[slingergame] Quarion exclaims (at Vraklul), "yep!"

[slingergame] Shaborys asks, "It's just half damage, so no?"

[slingergame] DM says (to Shaborys), "Then it's a DC(11) CON save"

Shaborys rolls 1 20-sided die: 16 | 16 + 2 = 18

DM rolls 1 8-sided die: 1 | 1

DM exclaims, "One poison damage!"

DM exclaims, "The last spider attacks Vrak!"

[slingergame] DM asks, "I believe it has advantage?"

[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "By the way, I assume there's one door into this room and, at least right now, only one door out of it?"

[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "Does it?"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "(Sorry, was typing my question before yours.)"

[slingergame] DM says, "Wait, you didn't have a turn"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "I did not."

[slingergame] Vraklul exclaims, "No advantage for you!"

[slingergame] DM says (to Vraklul), "There is one door in and out, right now"

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 12 | 12 + 5 = 17

[slingergame] Vraklul exclaims, "A hit!"

DM rolls 1 8-sided die: 2 | 2 + 3 = 5

DM says, "(piercing)"

DM says, "And a DC11 CON save"

Vraklul rolls 1 20-sided die: 19 | 19 + 6 = 25

DM rolls 1 8-sided die: 5 | 5

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Yes I CON."

DM says, "poison damage"

DM advances the initiative: Shaborys(21) Quarion(17) Giant Spiders(16) RASHAWNDRA/VRAKLUL(11) Phase Spider(9)

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "So, guys: do we want to try to fight four spiders that can poison us, or..."

Rashawndra spins around, slapping a couple of the spiders next to her and shouting "Aanar hcerain!" (Inflict Wounds; twinned)

[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "...do we just want to imagine a way out of here?"

[slingergame] Rashawndra says, "(vs. whoever's closest; the one that attacked me and another one)"

Rashawndra rolls 1 20-sided die: 2 | 2 + 7 = 9

Rashawndra rolls 1 20-sided die: 10 | 10 + 7 = 17

DM says, "You hit one of the giant spiders"

Rashawndra rolls 3 10-sided dice: 6 7 4 | 17

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "(I guess Quarion is the one person left who still needs to remember something.)"

[slingergame] Rashawndra says, "(necromatic damage)"

[slingergame] Vraklul says (to Rashawndra), "Ooh, fancy."

[slingergame] DM says, "Nice"

[slingergame] Quarion says (to Vraklul), "yup"

DM says, "That spider doesn't look to good"

DM exclaims, "Vrak!"

Vraklul does something that might be a bit unwise mechanically, but...

Vraklul attacks the weakest-looking spider using... Spidersbane!

Rashawndra slips when attackin the one that hit her first as it dodges out of the way, but manages to slap a different one instead. A nasty looking wound spread out from where she touches it.

DM says, "ha ha ha"

Vraklul rolls 1 20-sided die: 2 | 2 + 7 = 9

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "(Not recklessly, so no advantage.)"

DM exclaims, "That misses!"

Vraklul does it again!

Vraklul rolls 1 20-sided die: 20 | 20 + 7 = 27

[slingergame] Vraklul exclaims, "Ha HA!"

DM exclaims, "That's a crit!"

[slingergame] Rashawndra says, "(I do have lesser restoration if we get poisoned)"

Vraklul rolls 3 12-sided dice: 12 2 10 | 24 + 4 = 28

DM says, "it has ..."

[slingergame] Rashawndra says, "But I'd be up for moving on to a new memory if Q's up for it"

DM exclaims, " 3 Hp left!"

DM says, "So it'S at ..."

[slingergame] Vraklul exclaims, "Noooo!"

DM says, "-25"

[slingergame] Quarion says, "I'm ready when you are"

[slingergame] Vraklul exclaims, "Oh. Ha ha!"

DM says, "There is spider everywhere"

DM advances the initiative: Shaborys(21) Quarion(17) Giant Spiders(16) Rashawndra/Vraklul(11) PHASE SPIDER(9)

Vraklul *splatters* the spider with Spidersbane! The original. The only. The archnicide.

[slingergame] Quarion says, "Talk about overill"

[slingergame] Quarion says, "Talk about overkill"

[slingergame] Rashawndra says, "I think there's a feat where you can spread overdamage to a different opponent."

[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "Is that a regular feat or a class-specific thing?"

DM says, "The phase spider takes a bite at Vrak"

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 5 | 5 + 4 = 9

[slingergame] Vraklul exclaims, "Another hit!"

[slingergame] Rashawndra says, "It's something I only vaguely remember, so I can't answer that ;-)"

[slingergame] DM asks (of Vraklul), "Er?"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "...er, sorry."

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "That's a 9, not a 19."

[slingergame] DM says, "Ah"

DM exclaims, "And then the spider ... disapppears!"

Shaborys blinks.

DM advances the initiative: END OF ROUND

DM advances the initiative: SHABORYS(21) Quarion(17) Giant Spiders(16) Rashawndra/Vraklul(11) Phase Spider(9)

[Crows-Nest] Vraklul says (to Shaborys), "No, you're thinking of the dog."

[slingergame] Quarion exclaims, "It's a phase spider! it phased!"

Rashawndra mutters "Well, now we know why they call it a phase spider..."

DM asks, "So you blink, that's your action? Wanna move?"

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Hey now."

[slingergame] DM says, "he he he"

[slingergame] Shaborys asks, "Is a spider attacking Quarion or otherwise in his way, so he can imagine safely on his turn?"

[slingergame] DM says, "A spider is indeed attacking him"

Shaborys attacks that one.

Shaborys rolls 1 20-sided die: 7 | 7 + 7 = 14

Shaborys rolls 4 6-sided dice: 2 4 5 5 | 16 + 4 = 20

DM says, "That hits"

DM says, "And that'S one dead spider"

[slingergame] Rashawndra sings "Imagine there's no spiders! It's easy if you try..."

DM says, "...which dissolves into dust, as do the other bits of spider..."

DM advances the initiative: Shaborys(21) QUARION(17) Giant Spiders(16) Rashawndra/Vraklul(11) Phase Spider(9)

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "No web below us, and above us only flies."

[slingergame] Rashawndra falls over

Quarion closes his eyes. He imagines the Evergreen forest. He remembers himself by the side of a campfire, sharing dinner with his new friend, the wise Brunhilda Bloodaxe. The night has fallen. The fire sends embers and burning leaves fluttering up into the air like butterflies.

DM says, "Everyone can see, through one of the windows, a lovely elven forest."

DM advances the initiative: Shaborys(21) Quarion(17) GIANT SPIDERS(16) Rashawndra/Vraklul(11) Phase Spider(9)

DM says, "The last spider takes another bite at Vrak"

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 18 | 18 + 5 = 23

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "OK, that one really is a hit."

DM rolls 1 8-sided die: 8 | 8 + 3 = 11

Vraklul rolls 1 20-sided die: 7 | 7 + 6 = 13

[slingergame] DM says, "Dex(11) save"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "(CON save.)"

[slingergame] DM says, "Er, yes, con"

DM rolls 1 8-sided die: 6 | 6

DM says, "6 poison"

DM advances the initiative: Shaborys(21) Quarion(17) Giant Spiders(16) RASHAWNDRA/VRAKLUL(11) Phase Spider(9)

Vraklul says, "Oog... this is not going well. Let's get out that window..."

[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "Oog, Ogg's cousin"

[slingergame] Rashawndra asks, "How badly damaged is the last visible spider?"

[Crows-Nest] DM exclaims (at Quarion), "Stop trolling!"

[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "pfft"

[slingergame] DM says, "Not that much"

[slingergame] Rashawndra says, "Oh, hmm."

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "And the phase spider could come back at any time."

[slingergame] Rashawndra asks, "I would like to ready an action to attack the phase spider when it reappears. I think that means it'll be a reaction, so I'd go before it goes?"

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "That's my understanding. As soon as it reappears, it triggers your reaction."

[slingergame] DM says, "Okay, but that only works if it appears *next to you*"

[slingergame] Rashawndra asks, "I can't say that I'd move?"

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Nope."

[slingergame] Shaborys asks, "I think you can't do both?"

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "One sec."

[slingergame] Shaborys | First, you decide what perceivable circumstance will trigger your reaction. Then, you choose the action you will take in response to that trigger, or you choose to move up to your speed in response to it.
[slingergame] DM | First, you decide what perceivable circumstance will trigger your reaction. Then, you choose the action you will take in response to that trigger, or you choose to move up to your speed in response to it.

[slingergame] DM says, "heh"

[slingergame] DM says, "Well, you can make a ranged attack, of course"

[slingergame] Rashawndra says, "So, either move or action. Hmm."

[slingergame] DM says, "Like, if you have a spell with a decent range, that's work"

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "You could ready a spell, depending on the spell."

[slingergame] Shaborys | To be readied, a spell must have a Casting Time of 1 action, and holding onto the spell's magic requires Concentration.

[slingergame] Rashawndra says, "Yeah, OK, I'll say that when it reappears, I attack both it and the other spider with ray of frost, twinned, at level 3."

[slingergame] DM says, "that works"

[slingergame] Rashawndra says, "Sweet."

[slingergame] DM says, "What I'm not sure about is if the spider will go first or not"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "I think that means you're effectively casting the spell now, and then holding it in your fingertips and not letting go of it until it appears."

[slingergame] Rashawndra asks, "Oh, hmm, ray of frost doesn't seem to increase in damage at higher levels?"

[slingergame] Vraklul says (to DM), "The blurb starts with 'Sometimes you want to get the jump on a foe...', so I would interpret that as her going first."

[Crows-Nest] Quarion says (to Rashawndra), "The spell's damage increases by 1d8 when you reach 5th level (2d8), 11th level (3d8), and 17th level (4d8"

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "What vrak said."

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "You take the reaction right after the trigger finishes. So she said she'd do it when it reappears, which means the spider shouldn't get an attack."

[slingergame] Rashawndra says, "Yeah, reactions always happen before the thing you're reacting to."

[slingergame] Quarion says (to Rashawndra), "For Ray of frost, the spell's damage increases by 1d8 when you reach 5th level (2d8), 11th level (3d8), and 17th level (4d8"

[slingergame] Quarion asks, "But maybe that's just for wizards...?"

[slingergame] Vraklul says (to Shaborys), "Unless it survives her frost; then it can attack afterward."

[slingergame] Rashawndra says, "Right, but I can't cast it using a higher-level spell slot."

[slingergame] Quarion says, "Yup."

[slingergame] Quarion says, "It's a cantrip"

[slingergame] Quarion says, "Doesn't use up a slot."

[slingergame] DM says, "Okay, so you ready your ray of frost"

[slingergame] DM asks, "Vrak?"

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Right, I just meant not before she goes."

Vraklul can't go abandoning his friends if no one else is running away, so: attacking the remaining spider, recklessly, with Spidersbane!

Vraklul rolls 1 20-sided die: 6 | 6 + 7 = 13

Vraklul rolls 1 20-sided die: 7 | 7 + 7 = 14

Rashawndra steadies herself, and blue flashes of energy build up between her horns.

DM exclaims, "Hit!"

Vraklul rolls 1 12-sided die: 8 | 8 + 4 = 12

Vraklul then does it again!

Vraklul rolls 1 20-sided die: 10 | 10 + 7 = 17

Vraklul rolls 1 20-sided die: 6 | 6 + 7 = 13

Vraklul rolls 1 12-sided die: 8 | 8 + 4 = 12

DM says, "That spider looks close to death"

DM advances the initiative: Shaborys(21) Quarion(17) Giant Spiders(16) Rashawndra/Vraklul(11) PHASE SPIDER(9)

Vraklul exclaims, "C'mon -- let's get out of here!"

DM rolls 1 4-sided die: 1 | 1

[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "Is climbing out the window a move or an action?"

DM says, "The spider appears ..."

DM says, "...next to...""

DM exclaims, "Rashawndra!"

[slingergame] DM says, "A move, I'd say"

Rashawndra . o O ( Man, should have gone for inflict wounds )

Rashawndra lashes out with two rays of frost!

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "I guess it's moved on to someone else's turn already, so I'll wait for my next turn."

Rashawndra rolls 1 20-sided die: 18 | 18 + 7 = 25

[slingergame] Vraklul exclaims, "Woo!"

Rashawndra rolls 1 20-sided die: 15 | 15 + 7 = 22

[slingergame] DM says, "Opening the window is an action, though"

Rashawndra rolls 2 8-sided dice: 4 2 | 6

Rashawndra rolls 2 8-sided dice: 8 5 | 13

DM exclaims, "Both hit!"

DM asks, "Which one did you target first?"

[slingergame] Rashawndra exclaims, "Phase-y!"

DM exclaims, "The last giant spider dissolves, but our friend Phasey attacks Rash once again!"

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 8 | 8 + 4 = 12

[slingergame] Quarion says, "Rash? What a terrible nickname"

[slingergame] Rashawndra exclaims, "Rush!"

[slingergame] Quarion says, "Better."

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Much better."

[slingergame] DM says, "My notepad says Rustcock"

[slingergame] Rashawndra says, "Your notepad says no such thing."

[slingergame] DM says, "so like, Rash is not the worst nickname today"

[slingergame] Rashawndra asks, "Con save?"

[slingergame] DM asks, "Does that hit?"

[slingergame] Rashawndra says, "Oh! Yes."

[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "I think Rush's AC is, like, 3?"

[slingergame] Rashawndra says, "Hee"

DM rolls 1 10-sided die: 2 | 2 + 2 = 4

DM says, "That's bite damage, and then the con save"

Rashawndra rolls 1 20-sided die: 1 | 1 + 6 = 7

[Crows-Nest] Quarion exclaims, "You've been conned!"

DM says, "Youch"

DM rolls 4 8-sided dice: 4 6 4 7 | 21

[slingergame] Rashawndra exclaims, "However!"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Uh oh."

[slingergame] Quarion says, "Our healer is dead! Nooo"

Rashawndra seems to succumb to the poison, but she is Favored by the Gods!

Rashawndra rolls 2 4-sided dice: 4 4 | 8

[slingergame] Rashawndra says, "Bringing my save to 7+8."

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "I have no idea what that means, but yay."

[Crows-Nest] Roger says, "Phase Spider Poison should make you fade away or something"

[slingergame] DM asks, "So, 15?"

[slingergame] Rashawndra says, "It's a 1x/day thing where I can add 2d4 to a saving throw or attack roll."

[slingergame] Rashawndra says, "And yes."

[slingergame] DM says, "Then it's only 10 dmg"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Our healer is alive! Wooo"

[slingergame] DM says, "(because we always round in Player's favor in Bastafore)"

[slingergame] Quarion says, "Yayy"

[slingergame] Vraklul asks (of DM), "Wait, really?"

[slingergame] DM says, "Yes"

[slingergame] Vraklul exclaims (at DM), "Then I'm going to start doing that from now on!"

[slingergame] DM exclaims, "I said that many times!"

[slingergame] Vraklul exclaims, "I never listen to you!"

[slingergame] Rashawndra says, "Still, I'm now down 29/32."

[slingergame] DM says, "I'm surprised you'd forget something that's an advantage"

[slingergame] Vraklul asks (of Rush), "As in, you're at 3hp?"

[slingergame] Vraklul exclaims (at DM), "Me too!"

[slingergame] DM says, "Okay, people listen."

[slingergame] DM says, "Please tell me numbers in a clear fashion, okay."

[slingergame] Rashawndra says (to Vrak), "Yeah."

[slingergame] DM says, "You're at 3 HP, is what you mean."

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "(FWIW, I'm at 17hp, which had sounded pretty bad to me before, but is seeming pretty decent now in comparison.)"

[slingergame] Rashawndra exclaims, "Right, but I hadn't figured that out until after I typed '29', and then went to look on my sheet!"

[slingergame] DM says, "haha, fair"

[slingergame] Rashawndra says, "(anyway, play on!)"

DM advances the initiative: END OF ROUND

DM advances the initiative: SHABORYS(21) Quarion(17) Giant Spiders(16) Rashawndra/Vraklul(11) Phase Spider(9)

DM removes Giant Spiders from the initiative list.

[slingergame] Shaborys asks, "Should I attack the phase spider (it hasn't disappeared again, right?), or open the window?"

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "So everyone else can run for it"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Hmm."

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Probably attack, given that it's back."

Shaborys does so.

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Because AoO while everyone flees."

[slingergame] DM says, "It hasn't disappeard"

Shaborys rolls 1 20-sided die: 10 | 10 + 7 = 17

DM exclaims, "That hits!"

Shaborys rolls ??? (4d6+4) + 4dF: -1 0 -1 +1 | Good (3)

Shaborys oops.

Shaborys rolls 4 6-sided dice: 1 4 1 3 | 9 + 4 = 13

DM asks, "Create an advantage, or...?"

DM exclaims, "The phase spider slowly ... phases into grey mist!"

[Crows-Nest] Rashawndra says, "I know it *says* '6-sided dice' but it sure *looks* like you're still rolling d4's..."

[Crows-Nest] Vraklul says, "Heh."

[Crows-Nest] DM says, "snrk"

[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "So now all (visible) enemies are gone?"

[slingergame] DM says, "Indeed, you are victorious"

Vraklul opens that stupid window and ushers people out of it ASAP.

Quarion jumps through the window and backflips down gracefully, for elf's sake.

DM says, "You all crawl through the window and find yourself in the Dream Forest."

Vraklul says (to Rush), "Before the next gang of Guardians show up..."

Rashawndra, breathing heavily, mutters, "Rawgar pyawwatkainn danrarmyarr" as she smooths over some of the worse bite marks.

Rashawndra rolls 2 8-sided dice: 5 8 | 13 + 4 = 17

Quarion says, "I hope the Guardians have grown tired of having their asses kicked."

Vraklul asks (of Rush), "Are you able to use armor? Like, say, medium-ish scale armor like mine?"

[Crows-Nest] Rashawndra says, "And another one, l1 this time:"

Rashawndra rolls 1 8-sided die: 4 | 4 + 4 = 8

Quarion says, "I can cast mage armor on you, if you want."

Vraklul says, "Or that."

Vraklul says, "I mean, it's just that we only just met you today, and it'd be a terrible shame if you died before we even got back to the real world."

Rashawndra says, "I do have something that'll help. It's not my normal spellcasting thing; it's something... I dunno. I've just always been able to do it."

Vraklul asks, "Oh?"

Rashawndra concentrates, and you notice that her horns start to frost over. The frost slowly creeps down, covering her head, and finally her entire body.

[Crows-Nest] Rashawndra says, "(Armor of Agathys)"

[Crows-Nest] DM says, "Neat"

Vraklul says, "Huh. Cool."

Quarion says, "That's absolutely amazing. Wow."

Vraklul says, "I mean."

Vraklul says, "Well, you know what I mean."

[Crows-Nest] Rashawndra says, "which gives me 10 extra HP, and if someone hits me, those go first, and they take cold damage."

[Crows-Nest] DM says, "ah, temporary Hit Point"

[Crows-Nest] Vraklul asks, "Would you like some actual armor, too?"

[Crows-Nest] DM says, "Man, Rush is a tough cookie"

[Crows-Nest] Vraklul says, "(If you can use medium armor, then Vrak can manage without it for a bit.)"

[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "Mage Armor is better"

[Crows-Nest] Vraklul says, "Or that, sure."

[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "Her AC would go from 11 to 14"

[Crows-Nest] Rashawndra says, "I don't quite know how armor works, but I'm assuming as a mage that I'd have to take the mage armor."

[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "It's a simple spell, and it works only on people who have no armor"

[Crows-Nest] Rashawndra exclaims, "If it won't use up too many spell slots, that might be a good idea. Or I can just stay in the back this time!"

[Crows-Nest] DM | If you wear armor that you lack proficiency with, you have disadvantage on any ability check, saving throw, or Attack roll that involves Strength or Dexterity, and you can�t cast Spells.

[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "see"

[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "I was right"

[Crows-Nest] Vraklul says, "Ah, right, sorcerers are non-proficient with armor."

Quarion asks (of Rashawndra), "Just stay still. One can't be too safe, I'll cast a quick and easy spell to make you even harder to hurt than you already are. Is that okay?"

[Crows-Nest] Vraklul says, "I thought it was just certain kinds of armor they couldn't use."

[Crows-Nest] Rashawndra says, "3 more AC would help 15% of the time, so if you think that's worth it, I will take it."

[Crows-Nest] DM exclaims, "Oh, now you guys can do math!"

[Crows-Nest] DM pouts.

Rashawndra grins at Quarion. "Sounds great! Thanks."

Rashawndra asks, "Also, anyone else need some healing?"

Rashawndra says, "I'm not the only one that got bit."

Shaborys says, "I got bitten, too."

[slingergame] Shaborys is down 10 points.

Vraklul says, "Uh, yeah, I could use some, actually."

[slingergame] Vraklul is at 17 out of 55.

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Ouch."

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Yeah."

[Crows-Nest] Rashawndra says, "OK, an L3 cure wounds for Vraklul:"

Rashawndra places a hand on Vraklul and mutters under her breath.

Rashawndra rolls 3 8-sided dice: 8 2 3 | 13 + 4 = 17

Vraklul says, "Whew. I feel, literally and precisely, 100% better."

Quarion waves his hands until they glow blue, then gently taps Rashawndra on the forehead. A shimmering, transparent barrier forms around her, flickering softly. 'There. That'll do the trick.'

Rashawndra pats Vraklul on the shoulder. "There you go. You've been amazing; the group is lucky to have you."

[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "Your AC is now 14. Enjoy :-)"

Vraklul exclaims, "Thanks!"

[Crows-Nest] Rashawndra says, "Yay"

[slingergame] DM says, "Aw"

[Crows-Nest] Rashawndra says, "I might overspend on Shaborys, but I can try anyway? 1d8+4."

DM says, "So, just as you all are healed up, you notice two things"

Vraklul asks, "Alright -- hey, is this the last part of the bridge?"

Quarion exclaims, "I thin so!"

Shaborys rolls 1 8-sided die: 5 | 5 + 4 = 9

Shaborys says, "Thanks!"

Vraklul asks, "What do we need to do to get to the other side? Just... all remember Wolfwater or something?"

Rashawndra's eyes twinkle. "Any time, Shaborys."

Shaborys quickly looks away.

DM asks, "Firstly, at the end of the path, you see something that looks like ... a wound, or a hole, in the void. It seems to be filled with some sort of gelatinous substance, and through it you can make out menaningless shapes. Mayve you'll see more if you're closer?"

DM says, "The second thing is, the forest is full of eyes. Lots and lots of eyes."

Shaborys shudders.

Vraklul asks (of Quarion), "So, this probably isn't exactly how you remember the forest, I assume?"

Vraklul says, "The eyes, I mean."

Vraklul says, "Looking at us."

Vraklul says, "Watching us."

[slingergame] (from Shaborys) Quarion says, "That's totally normal. What?"

DM says, "Then you hear a sort of massive shuffling sound."

Quarion says (to Vraklul), "You know better than to ask."

[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "Wait for the shuffling, or get up close and personal with the goo at the end of the tunnel?"

[slingergame] Quarion says, "The latter."

[Crows-Nest] Rashawndra says, "Yeah, let's go."

[slingergame] Vraklul exclaims, "Goo it is!"

Quarion exclaims, "We're so close! We can make it!"

Quarion runs towards the goo!

DM asks, "So you all run up to the goo and through it, you can make out vague shapes, like maybe 3 or 4 persons?"

Rashawndra doesn't need a second urging, and takes off running, frost springing from her footsteps in the forest.

Vraklul touches the goo with one hand.

DM says, "And you can hear voices, as if through a thick wall. And one, a female one says, "No! What do you want? Get away from me!""

[slingergame] Rashawndra asks, "Does it seem like the wound is where the path is leading?"

[slingergame] DM says, "Yeah"

Rashawndra frowns and dives into the goo!

Vraklul follows.

DM says (to vraklul), "It feels like ... jelly? Soft to the touch."

Quarion dives after Vraklul

Shaborys stares. And shrugs. And does the same.

DM says, "You sort of both bounce, er three, er, all four bounce off."

Shaborys oh.

Vraklul carves into the goo with Orcsbane!

DM says, "you hear an unfamilar voice through the goo : "Just give us the dog, lady. Would be a shame to hurt you over a mutt like that.""

DM exclaims (at Vraklul), "Roll damage!"

[slingergame] Vraklul exclaims, "Oh no! Bloodfang!"

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Nooooooo."

Vraklul rolls 1 12-sided die: 3 | 3 + 5 = 8

DM says (to Vraklul), "You carve out a little bit of goo"

Vraklul exclaims, "Help me out here!"

Vraklul keeps swinging!

Rashawndra infuses the goo with electrical damage!

Vraklul rolls 1 12-sided die: 10 | 10 + 5 = 15

DM says, "Out of the forest come these shambling, humanoid shapes, made of leaves, or wood, or just sticks"

DM says, "They move slowly, but steadly, and are about 60 feet away"

DM says, "Everbody roll ini"

Vraklul clears the initiative.

Quarion rolls 1 20-sided die: 10 | 10 + 1 = 11

Vraklul rolls 1 20-sided die: 7 | 7 + 2 = 9

Shaborys rolls 1 20-sided die: 19 | 19 + 4 = 23

Vraklul registers Vraklul at init 9.

Quarion registers Quarion at init 11.

Rashawndra rolls 1 20-sided die: 2 | 2 + 1 = 3

Shaborys registers Shaborys at init 23.

Rashawndra registers Rashawndra at init 3.

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 1 | 1 + 1 = 2

DM registers Guardians at init 2.

[slingergame] Quarion says, "This is an amazing session. We've never had 4 fights in one session, PLUS exposition."

DM advances the initiative: SHABORYS(23) Quarion(11) Vraklul(9) Rashawndra(3) Guardians(2)

[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "Is that how we're rating sessions, then? Number of fights?"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "(I am joking. It has been a great session.)"

[slingergame] DM says, "The real fight is friendship"

[slingergame] Vraklul exclaims (at DM), "Yeah, but most of us finally found out Shaborys' name!"

[slingergame] Rashawndra says, "I *beat* someone at initiative? That's crazy talk."

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "(I don't think Rush has yet.)"

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "haha. Nope."

[slingergame] DM says (to Shaborys), "Also, you're up. You cannot sneak attack the goo."

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "I'm going to save my reaction to attack once someone steps within 5 feet of the guardians. (probably vrak)"

[slingergame] DM exclaims, "Okay!"

DM advances the initiative: Shaborys(23) QUARION(11) Vraklul(9) Rashawndra(3) Guardians(2)

[slingergame] Vraklul asks (of Shaborys), "Does that include if they get within 5ft of us, too?"

[slingergame] Quarion asks, "How far away are those things now?"

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "I wasn't sure if I was allowed to say that"

[slingergame] DM says, "Still 60 ft"

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "I wanted to say "once they're within 5 feet of a PC""

[slingergame] DM says (to Shaborys), "Hmmm... yes"

[slingergame] DM says, "I'll allow it"

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Which means either way"

[slingergame] Quarion says, "60 ft? PERFECT"

[slingergame] Quarion exclaims, "Just within range for another one of my favorite spells!"

[slingergame] DM says, "also, let me reiterate THERE ARE A LOT OF THEM"

[slingergame] Rashawndra asks, "So, maybe just attack the goo?"

[slingergame] (from Shaborys) Shaborys just sets the whole damn forest on fire.

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "If it's the spell I'm thinking of..."

[slingergame] DM says, "(afk briefly)"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "...it might be a better idea than attacking the goo :)"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "(Oh, never mind. The one I was thinking of is only a 15ft range.)"

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "I considered breathing fire at the goo. But let's see what happens."

Quarion focus his magical energy, and his eyes glow red! Suddenly, amidst the wood creatures, a 5-foot-diameter sphere of fire appears, setting them on fire!

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Yes!"

DM exclaims, "swoosh!"

DM says (to Quarion), "Roll damage"

(From Quarion) And to make things even better, the ball of fire moves around to target as many as possible.

Quarion rolls 2 6-sided dice: 5 6 | 11

Quarion says, "Now they roll saves."

Quarion says, "DEX"

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 15 | 15 + 1 = 16

Quarion says, "They take half damage."

Quarion says, "And they catch fire."

DM says, "Some of the Guardians dodge out of the way, but others are set ablaze, and stumble into ones next to them, and set those ablaze"

DM advances the initiative: Shaborys(23) Quarion(11) VRAKLUL(9) Rashawndra(3) Guardians(2)

Vraklul attacks the goo!

[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "Do I roll to attack, or just for damage?"

DM says, "Just roll damage"

Vraklul rolls 1 12-sided die: 8 | 8 + 5 = 13

Vraklul rolls 1 12-sided die: 3 | 3 + 5 = 8

DM says, "For any attacks you could make)"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "That's two attacks."

DM exclaims, "Slice! Slice!"

[slingergame] Quarion says, "Two more spell slots left. Then I'm reduced to mere cantrips."

Vraklul hack slash clang clonk

Vraklul squurlt

[Crows-Nest] DM says, "Good ole Goobane"

DM advances the initiative: Shaborys(23) Quarion(11) Vraklul(9) RASHAWNDRA(3) Guardians(2)

Rashawndra wonders exactly how organic the goo might be, but shrugs and tries an 'inflict wounds' anyway.

DM says, "Roll damage"

Rashawndra rolls 4 10-sided dice: 3 9 7 1 | 20

DM says, "Some of the goo sort of sizzles away, wideneing the hole Vrak started to make"

DM advances the initiative: Shaborys(23) Quarion(11) Vraklul(9) Rashawndra(3) GUARDIANS(2)

DM says, "The guardians shuffle within 30 ft of you. Some of them keel over, burning ones, keel over and turns into mist. But even more are coming out of the forest."

DM advances the initiative: END OF ROUND

DM says, "Through the goo, you hear man's voice again "Listen, if we ever dig your lover's body out of there, you can bury him. But Old Man Burton wants his fuckin' dog back. And he doesn't care about you. Your choice, missy.""

Shaborys uses her action to drink an orange potion, steps back, and uses a bonus action to breath fire at the goo. (DEX(13), if it can do such things)

DM advances the initiative: SHABORYS(23) Quarion(11) Vraklul(9) Rashawndra(3) Guardians(2)

DM exclaims, "It can! roll damage!"

Shaborys rolls 4 6-sided dice: 1 5 4 6 | 16

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Half damage on a successful save"

[slingergame] DM says, "The goo does not save"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "The goo is relying on social security."

DM advances the initiative: Shaborys(23) QUARION(11) Vraklul(9) Rashawndra(3) Guardians(2)

[slingergame] Rashawndra says, "It plays straight through, iron man style."

[slingergame] DM says, "Is a goo not entitled to the sweat of its brow"

[slingergame] Quarion exclaims, "Wait, so it doesn't save? Great!"

[slingergame] DM says, "Like a broken heart, it just soaks up damage"

[slingergame] Quarion exclaims, "I'm hitting it with all I've got!"

[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "What have you got?"

[slingergame] (from Rashawndra) Quarion exclaims "2d4+1!"

Quarion says, 'Step aside. I'm going to finish this.' He holds out his palm, facing the hole in the goo, and utters the magic words... and a wave of thunderous force surges forth like a force of nature! Luckily, Quarion remembers to protect his companions from the blast.

Quarion rolls 3 8-sided dice: 5 7 3 | 15

[slingergame] Quarion says, "Using a 2nd level slot for Thunderwave"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Woo."

DM says, "The hole in the goo grows bigger and bigger, but you're not quite through *yet*"

DM advances the initiative: Shaborys(23) Quarion(11) VRAKLUL(9) Rashawndra(3) Guardians(2)

[slingergame] Quarion says, "And now I'm down to my last spell slot."

Vraklul exclaims, "We're getting through! Keep at it!"

Vraklul rages against the goo and swings his magical greataxe more forcefully than ever!

Vraklul rolls 1 12-sided die: 5 | 5 + 7 = 12

Vraklul rolls 1 12-sided die: 12 | 12 + 7 = 19

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Both damage rolls."

Rashawndra asks (of companions), "Is this woman a friend of yours?"

DM says, "You've made a humanoid sized hole in the goo! Through it you can see the other side clearly."

Vraklul pushes through the hole to the other side!

[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "Now that I can see clearly, what do I see?"

[slingergame] Rashawndra exclaims, "You could probably use your move to go through!"

[slingergame] Vraklul exclaims, "I just did!"

[slingergame] Rashawndra says, "Oh, right."

DM says, "The scene is near one of the waterways that leads into the sewers. The sewer behind it has collapsed though. Haleth stands there, holding Bloodfang by the collar. And 3 mean looking people stand opposite her, one brandishing a sword, another, tall, hairy guy standing empty handed and one behind the others, rummaging in a poich."

[slingergame] Rashawndra says, "Carry on; I'll be over here if you need me."

[slingergame] Vraklul says (to Rush), "I'll call you when I need some healing done."

[slingergame] Rashawndra says, "Sounds like a plan ;-)"

DM says (to Vraklul), "You appear sort of in the air with a *plop* with no entryway or anything behind you."

DM says, "Dex save to land on your feet"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "(Crap, who's Haleth again?)"

Vraklul rolls 1 20-sided die: 19 | 19 + 2 = 21

[slingergame] Quarion says, "MY GIRLFRIEND"

Vraklul rolls 1 20-sided die: 1 | 1 + 2 = 3

[slingergame] Quarion says, "From Myrehall"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "(Advantage.)"

[slingergame] Quarion asks, "How did she get here?"

Vraklul exclaims (at Men), "Leave her alone!"

DM says, "You roll and stand! You can have a surprise attack if you want."

Vraklul says, "You have exactly one round to get out of here before her boyfriend shows up. And he throws fireballs."

DM says, "Wait, looking at the clock, let'S continue with the others"

DM advances the initiative: Shaborys(23) Quarion(11) Vraklul(9) RASHAWNDRA(3) Guardians(2)

Rashawndra dives through the goo to the other side!

[slingergame] Rashawndra asks, "dex?"

[slingergame] DM says, "Dex"

Rashawndra rolls 1 20-sided die: 12 | 12 + 2 = 14

DM says, "Ouch" You sort of tumble and land on your face and you are PRONE"

DM advances the initiative: Shaborys(23) Quarion(11) Vraklul(9) Rashawndra(3) GUARDIANS(2)

[Crows-Nest] (from Quarion) Vraklul says 'Correction: you have slightly more than one round before her boyfriend gets here.'

[Crows-Nest] Vraklul asks, "What, you're not planning to come through on your turn?"

[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "I have to wait for Sahborys"

DM says, "the front row of Guardians has reached you and make a last desperate attempt to stop you"

DM says, "One attacks Stabby, the other Quarion"

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 18 | 18 + 3 = 21

Shaborys is hit.

DM rolls 2 4-sided dice: 3 1 | 4 + 1 = 5

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 11 | 11 + 3 = 14

[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "My AC is 14"

[Crows-Nest] Vraklul says (to Quarion), "Yeah, but your turn is just before mine, so it's just under one round after my turn that you get yours."

Shaborys dodges to halve that to 7.

[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "aha"

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Oh, nevermind"

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "I misunderstood"

DM says (to Shaborys), "Er, sorry, that was the attack on ... yeah"

DM rolls 2 4-sided dice: 2 2 | 4 + 1 = 5

DM exclaims (at Quarion), "5 damage!"

DM advances the initiative: END OF ROUND

DM advances the initiative: SHABORYS(23) Quarion(11) Vraklul(9) Rashawndra(3) Guardians(2)

Quarion grits his teeth in pain.

Shaborys dives through the hole, shouting at Quarion behind her to follow.

Shaborys rolls 1 20-sided die: 17 | 17 + 7 = 24

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "That's my DEX save"

DM says (to Shaborys), "You do a cool roll and land on your feet."

DM exclaims (at Quarion), "Roll Dex!"

Quarion rolls 1 20-sided die: 16 | 16 + 1 = 17

DM exclaims, "You also land on your feet!"

Rashawndra . o O ( Great, I'm the only one to fall over. )

Quarion backflips and lands gracefully, like always.

DM exclaims, "The leader of Burton's thugs turns towards you. "Hey, it's those dead guys. Better make sure they stay dead this time!"

[Crows-Nest] Vraklul says (to Rush), "What a n00b."

DM says, "TO BE CONTINUED"

Quarion says, "Haleth? HALETH --"

[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "And next time, do we get that surprise round?"

DM says, "(sorry, it's getting late and I need to work tomorrow)"

[slingergame] DM says, "Yeah"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Also, yay! A great return."

[slingergame] Quarion exclaims, "This was amazing!"

[slingergame] Quarion says, "Kudos to the DM"

[slingergame] Rashawndra exclaims, "Yay! Thanks for letting me join you all!"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "I guess that actually has a double meaning."

[slingergame] DM exclaims, "phew, I'm so rusty. Sorry!"

[slingergame] Shaborys asks, "A potion that lasts an hour will still be in affect when we start again, right? Or does that get cleared after a session?"

[slingergame] Quarion says (to DM), "You're actually better than I remember, heheh ;-)"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "A great return to Bastafore (the game, after the hiatus), and a great return to Bastafore (the place, after being in the Void)."

[slingergame] DM says, "No, but also please keep track of expanded spell slots, current HP and whatnot."

[slingergame] Quarion says, "I use Adventurer's Codex"

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Ok"

[slingergame] Rashawndra asks, "No to what?"

[slingergame] DM says, "No to Stabby's second question"

[slingergame] DM says, "Basically we will continue IN MEDIA RES"

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Good. B/c I want to breath fire on these assholes, and I can do it two more times."

[slingergame] Rashawndra says, "Got it."

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "I need to remember than I'm also mid-rage."

[slingergame] DM exclaims, "This was fun!"

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "yes, it was! Thanks :)"

[slingergame] DM says, "Thanks for indulding me."

[slingergame] Rashawndra exclaims, "It was!"

[slingergame] Quarion says, "A truly exciting adventure"

[slingergame] Vraklul says (to DM), "Hey, we couldn't have done it without you."

[slingergame] Quarion says, "And a satisfying cliffhanger"

[slingergame] DM asks, "So, are we on for August 11th?"

[slingergame] Vraklul exclaims, "Yes!"

[slingergame] Quarion exclaims, "I am!"

[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "And I'm out on the 18th, but how's the 25th look?"

[slingergame] DM says, "Looks good for me"

[slingergame] Quarion says, "The 25th works for me also"

[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "And ditto the 32nd? I mean, September 1?"

[slingergame] DM asks, "Tieflings, does the 11th work for you?"

[slingergame] Rashawndra says, "Oh, lemme check."

[slingergame] DM says, "ALso, the cuphead soundtrack was perfect as background music during this"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Oh, sure, tell us *now*."

[slingergame] Rashawndra says, "Looks like the 11th is already on my calendar for this, and I am also currently free the 18th and the 25th."

[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "Fun fact: next session, I'll have just one level 2 spell slot, cantrips and my quarterstaff to fight with."

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "If other folks want to do something else on the 18th without me, feel free :)"

[slingergame] Rashawndra says, "Dunno about the 1st; might be out of town."

[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "Looks like I may be using my quarterstaff for the first time in the entire campaign"

[slingergame] DM says, "OOooh."

[slingergame] DM asks (of peregrine), "Do you feel up to DMing something on the 18th?"

[Crows-Nest] Rashawndra says, "Yeah, I'm down to about that, too."

[Crows-Nest] Rashawndra exclaims, "Cantrips ftw!"

[slingergame] Quarion asks (of DM), "Maybe a quick FATE game?"

[slingergame] DM says, "I am glad how well the encounters worked out"

[Crows-Nest] Vraklul says, "I'm also on my last rage."

[slingergame] DM says (to Quarion), "Somehow I'm in a D&D mood now"

[slingergame] Quarion says, "Hm."

[slingergame] Quarion says, "I'll think about it. I need to figure out a way to do a one-shot."