DM says, "Last time, you picked up the trailer of the missing painter Tazlynn Thrice Slain, who is not a prostitute. After some fisticuffs with the local ganglord One-Axe Burton, you learned that she has been abducted and handed over to the Goat Clan goblins in a nearby cave."

Quarion says, "My goodness."

Shaborys nods at Hunter's character, whose name she cannot remember. "So, you know the way to this cave?"

[slingergame] DM says, "STOP ROLEPLAYING AT ONCE"

[slingergame] DM asks, "Are we logging?"

[slingergame] Quarion asks, "Where is Perry when we need him?"

[slingergame] Rick exclaims, "We are logging!"

[slingergame] Horst says, "Thanks Rickon"

[slingergame] DM says, "CONTINUE ROLEPLAYING AT ONCE"

Vraklul says, "Hey, that's pretty handy."

DM says, "Luthian kind of knows the way, he glanced at a map once. Not sure how explicitly he wants to share that with the rest of the party."

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Vee have vays of making you talk."

Quarion prods Luthian with his quarterstaff. 'I have to say, you look suspicious.'

Vraklul asks, "What's he got to be suspicious of? We're all pretty decent folks, right?"

(From Hunter) Luthian nods to Shaborys. "Yeah. Saw it once on a map." He glances to Quarion. "You're no sight for sore eyes, yourself." He offers with a grin.

Shaborys says, "Would you take us there? It's important."

Horst says, "Now that we've slept on it, perhaps we should head out in that general direction."

Vraklul says, "Sounds good to me. I've got no other plans for today."

DM asks, "You make your way through the forest and towards the foothills. Do you form a specific formation, take precautions, something like that?"

Shaborys makes up the rear of the party.

[slingergame] (from Shaborys) Shaborys says, "More room for my tail."

Horst will be middlish

(From Hunter) Luthian keeps his eyes and ears open, remaining alert as always. He makes up the front of the party. "It's over this way.."

Quarion says, "I keep an eye on Luthian, discreetly. I try to hide this by humming one of my mother's songs, and walks behind Luthian."

Vraklul hangs out next to Horst, then.

DM says, "You walk in that formation for one or two uneventful hours, and than you come upon an old camp ground. Looks like some larger party rested here 1 or 2 days ago. It's in a small clearing, and the terrain is already getting rocky."

Shaborys searches the camp ground for left behind things of value.

Horst stays alert for dangerous shrubs.

Vraklul says, "Mmm. Wonder if the last group to come through here was headed the same way we are."

DM says (to sharborys), ""You only find the kind of thing you'd expect - leftovers from food, human waste discreetly buried and stuff like that."

Vraklul fills and lights his pipe.

(From DM) A shrub near Horst rustles loudly!

Horst says, "WHAT HO"

Vraklul says (to Shrub), "Hey! Don't go starting any trouble now."

Shaborys stabs it.

Shaborys says, "(No I don't)"

[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "Hey! No joke commands! You'll confuse our already confused DM."

(From DM) The shrub rustles some more!

[Crows-Nest] Shaborys says, "I wasn't sure how serious the rustling was. But I would totally stab it without thinking."

[Crows-Nest] DM says, "I'm not confused, just charmingly absent-minded."

(From Hunter) Luthian blinks at the shrubbery, steeling himself in preparation for stabbing a possible hostile thing, but decides against it. Better to see if it's actually hostile. Could just be a small animal or something.

Vraklul pokes the shrub with a stick.

(From Quarion) 'Oi!' says the shrub.

[Crows-Nest] Vraklul says, "This channel is probably the place for joke commands, as it were."

Vraklul says, "Hey, you can talk."

[Crows-Nest] Horst says, "Concur"

[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "I made a mystype"

Vraklul asks, "Are you alright, little bush?"

DM says, "A squirrel looks out of the shrub at Vraklul with some consternation."

[Crows-Nest] Horst says, "The old MMII had evil squirrels, I seem to recall."

[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "Pardon Me. It Will Not Happen Again."

Horst says, "Perhaps we should keep going while we have the light."

(From DM) The squirrel seems to think that's a good idea as well.

[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "again, I *was* trying to emit on this channel"

Vraklul says, "Yeah, sure."

[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "but I goofed it up"

Shaborys nods. "Onward."

(From Hunter) Luthian nods in agreement, and continues on once folks are ready.

Shaborys gives the squirrel an acorn when no one is looking.

Vraklul puffs on his pipe as he walks, blowing out streams of purplish smoke.

[Crows-Nest] Hunter insert 'are you nuts' joke for Shaborys.

Quarion strokes the squirrel, using his Animal Handling ability.

[Crows-Nest] Quarion asks, "do I *really* have to roll for this...?"

DM says, "You move onwards, and soon the terrain gets steeper. After another hour or so, it's now around noon, you reach a sort of plateau from which you can see the forest behind you, the hills ahead, and far in the distance the Tallhyll mountains, and even, faintly the first roofs of Wolfwater."

[Crows-Nest] DM says, "no"

[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "phew"

DM says, "Everyone give me a perception check"

Vraklul asks (of Luthian), "So where's this cave?"

Shaborys rolls 1 20-sided die: 2 | 2 + 5 = 7

Vraklul rolls 1 20-sided die: 19 | 19 + 4 = 23

Horst rolls 1 20-sided die: 20 | 20 + 3 = 23

Hunter rolls 1 20-sided die: 18 | 18

[Crows-Nest] Quarion asks, "is that 1d20+Int mod?"

[Crows-Nest] Horst says, "Wis"

[Crows-Nest] DM says, "Wisdom"

[Crows-Nest] Vraklul says, "It's 1d20 + your Perception bonus."

[Crows-Nest] Hunter says, "Damn, I suck."

Quarion rolls 1 20-sided die: 7 | 7 - 1 = 6

[Crows-Nest] Vraklul says, "If you're proficient at Perception, it's your Wis modifier plus your proficiency bonus. Otherwise, just Wis."

[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "I have negative wisdom."

DM says, "While Sharoby is distracted by what she thinks is a tick on her tail, the other notice another party of people, still a few miles away, up in the mountains. (They seem to have spotted you to.)"

Vraklul waves at them.

DM says, "Nobody waves back. How rude."

Shaborys scratches her tail.

DM says (to Shaborys), "It was just some dirt, luckily"

Quarion was less perceptive than Shaborys. He wonders what it is the others have seen?

Horst asks, "How many are they?"

DM says, "4 people and some sort of animal."

Shaborys asks, "What are we waving at?"

[Crows-Nest] Vraklul says, "Just so long as it's not a toad."

[Crows-Nest] Shaborys asks, "Goat?"

Horst says, "4 people and some sort of animal."

[Crows-Nest] DM says, "Muahahaha ... no"

[Crows-Nest] Hunter is having fun, but confused. XD

Vraklul says, "Those people over there -- the ones with the, um, mule? Donkey? Something."

[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "Toads really get my goat."

[Crows-Nest] DM says, "snrk"

Horst says (to Vraklul), "You could keep an eye out for mule droppings or whatnot"

Horst says, "Moreso than usual, I mean."

Vraklul says (to Horst), "Good call. Wouldn't want to step in the wrong place."

Shaborys nods and peers over in the general direction.

DM says, "The other party seems to have stopped and talk among each other, occasionally glancing at you. Then they start back up into the hills, the way they came. After a few minutes, they have disappeared from sight."

[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "Which direction is that?"

DM says, "It was smaller than giant toad."

[slingergame] DM says, "The direction you need to go. NE-ish."

(From Hunter) Luthian does his best to stay out of sight of the possible hostiles? He glances periodically between his party and the others, until the latter is out of sight.

[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "So they were originally heading toward us, and are now heading away again?"

[slingergame] DM says, "Yes"

Vraklul says, "Maybe we'll catch up with them if we keep going."

Horst says, "I'd prefer to hustle up and catch them before they reach the cave, if everyone feels up to it."

Shaborys nods.

Quarion is ready to race.

(From Hunter) Luthian is ready as well.

Quarion exclaims, "Let's hurry up and do this!"

Vraklul shrugs.

Vraklul says, "Sure, why not."

DM says, "Okay, so you speed up, and after an hour of light jogging you've kind of reached the place where you lost sight of seem. The path winds itself down and grows narrow, between huge walls of rock."

Quarion says, "Shall I go ahead? If they're ambushing us, I can hit them with everything I've got."

Horst says, "If you like."

Shaborys continues to take the rear, constantly looking around and behind her as she walks.

Vraklul says, "Is that such a good idea? They might not even be bad guys."

Vraklul remembers what happened back at the club.

Quarion asks, "What if I promise only to retaliate if they attack me first?"

Vraklul nods. "Yeah, that seems fair. Go ahead, then."

DM asks, "How far down the path do you want to go?"

(From Hunter) Luthian glances back and forth between the group, waiting for someone to decide.

Quarion says, "I'll go as far as I can without going out of earshot. That way, I can warn the others if there's something wrong."

Quarion says, "So I'm going to sing loudly while walking, to make sure."

DM says, "So, you walk about a hundred meters down the path, then the path goes around a corner. So far, nothing has happened. The walls are still steep around you, but the path widens a bit again."

Horst follows about a hundred meters back.

[slingergame] Hunter says, "Internet derped. Missed anything said after "What if I promise only to retaliate..?""

[slingergame] Horst says, "You can recap #dtt"

[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "@recap dtt"

[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "ilac"

DM asks (of Quarion), "Do you continue?"

Quarion says, "Yeah, seeing as there's nothing out of the ordinary, I pursue my path, still humming 'Come follow, follow' in Elvish."

Hunter keeps pace with the group, steeling himself, eyes and ears open.

(From Hunter) Luthian keeps pace with the group, steeling himself, eyes and ears open.

DM says, "As you round the corner, you see small ledges, to the left and right of the path, about 2 meters from the ground. They are covered in rocks. As you take a step towards them, you hear a voice from behind them : "HALT! You are surrounded!""

[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "If we're within earshot, do we all hear that?"

[slingergame] DM says, "Yeah"

Shaborys readies her bow.

Vraklul breaks into a run!

DM asks (of Quarion), "What do you do?"

Quarion exclaims, "I am Quarion Bobdy'lhan, wizard elf! You bette hope that you have no cause to pick a fight with me. Because if you fight me... you fight destiny!"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "So we're all about 300-350 feet from where Quarion is, right? So with a base speed of 30 feet, sprinting at full speed..."

Quarion raises his quarterstaff dramatically.

DM says, "A familiar voice said: "That's the wizard who destroyed the bar! Kill him! Kill him now!""

DM says, "Everbody roll initiative"

Shaborys uh ohs quietly.

Shaborys rolls 1 20-sided die: 19 | 19 + 3 = 22

[slingergame] DM says, "You can use a dash action"

Shaborys registers herself at init 22.

Horst rolls 1 20-sided die: 3 | 3 - 1 = 2

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "...it looks like I should be dashing for five rounds before I get close enough to reach them on the sixth round."

Shaborys displays the initiative: Shaborys(22) Vraklul(8) Hunter(6)

Luthian grumbles quietly as things apparently begin to heat up.

DM says, "And please add it to the initiative counter"

Vraklul rolls 1 20-sided die: 10 | 10 + 0 = 10

Luthian rolls 1 20-sided die: 14 | 14 + 3 = 17

Vraklul clears the initiative.

[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "I forgot how to roll init! darn"

Vraklul registers himself at init 10.

Shaborys registers herself at init 22.

[slingergame] DM says, "You have headstart, so let's say 3 rounds"

[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "help me DM"

Luthian registers himself at init 17.

[Crows-Nest] (from Shaborys) Quarion says, "You are my only hope.

DM says, "Sorry, one sec"

Luthian displays the initiative: Shaborys(22) Luthian(17) Vraklul(10)

[slingergame] Vraklul says (to Quarion), "Your sheet should show your init modifier. You roll 1d20 plus or minus that."

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 11 | 11 + 2 = 13

Horst registers Horst at init 2.

DM registers Dog at init 13.

Quarion rolls 1 20-sided die: 13 | 13 + 1 = 14

Quarion registers Quarion at init 14.

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 2 | 2

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 15 | 15

DM registers Two-Axe Burton at init 15.

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 11 | 11 + 2 = 13

Quarion displays the initiative: Shaborys(22) Luthian(17) Two-Axe Burton(15) Quarion(14) Dog(13) Vraklul(10) Horst(2)

[Crows-Nest] Horst says, "good old Two Sheds Jackson"

[Crows-Nest] Horst says, "Sorry I was busy thinking about God"

DM asks, "Wait, where's Hunter and Thug?"

[Crows-Nest] Quarion asks, "Who's the thug?"

[slingergame] DM asks, "Ah, it doesn't show ties?"

Quarion says (to DM), "Hunter=Luthian"

[slingergame] DM says, "I'm missing someone"

DM says, "Aha, yes"

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 3 | 3 + 1 = 4

DM registers Croupier at init 4.

DM says, "Phew, that should be everyone"

DM says, "On ties, PCs go first"

[Crows-Nest] Quarion asks, "What?"

[slingergame] Horst says (to DM), "good call"

[Crows-Nest] Quarion asks, "But... these are the guys from the bar?"

[Crows-Nest] Quarion asks, "Croupier?"

[Crows-Nest] Quarion asks, "DM... are you out of sync with the story?"

[Crows-Nest] DM says, "Yeah, that voice you know realize was the croupier guy that first fought Horst then was knocked out by Vraklul"

[slingergame] DM says, "Okay, Sha, you're up"

[Crows-Nest] Vraklul says, "Man, those police are really not very good at their jobs."

Shaborys asks, "Is there anything here to hide behind? Between where I am and where they are?"

[Crows-Nest] Shaborys says, "haha"

DM says, "it's 300 feet until you're even around the corner"

DM says, "Like, they're not in sight"

Shaborys says, "Just curious."

[slingergame] Luthian says, "This is so much fun. I'm like.. what am I doing? But I don't feel all that worried. XD"

Shaborys dashes and then uses cunning action to dash again.

Shaborys says, "(towards them, not away :D)"

DM says, "Cool, could I ask y'all to keep track of how much distance you've all travelled for yourselves? I believe you all have different speeds and everything"

DM exclaims, "Shaborys runs like the wind!"

DM advances the initiative: SHABORYS(22) Luthian(17) Two-Axe Burton(15) Quarion(14) Dog(13) Vraklul(10) Croupier(4) Horst(2)

DM advances the initiative: Shaborys(22) LUTHIAN(17) Two-Axe Burton(15) Quarion(14) Dog(13) Vraklul(10) Croupier(4) Horst(2)

DM says, "Luthian, what do you do"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "For the sake of convenience, 100m = about 330 feet."

[slingergame] DM says, "Works for me"

Luthian says, "I'll go ahead and make my way forward with Shaborys, except more stealthily if possible. I don't want to just be all "STOMPSTOMPSTOMPHEREIAMSTOMPSTOMP" ..."

Shaborys does not stomp.

Luthian hehs. :>

DM says, "You can either run or walk"

[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "Or waltz."

[Crows-Nest] Shaborys box-steps towards the baddies.

[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "That could be effective in distracting them enough so that someone can bop them by surprise."

[Crows-Nest] Shaborys says, "Hehe"

[Crows-Nest] Shaborys is very graceful and charming.

DM says (to luthian), "Which one is it? You can mover at either normal or double your speed, but it doesn't really make sense to move slowly"

Luthian asks, "Alright. Is there anything closer to the target to hide behind?"

DM says (to luthian), "The target is not in sight. You need to reach the corner 300 feet away first."

Luthian says, "Okay. I'll go ahead and run, then."

DM says, "Cool, you move twice your speed closer to the corner"

DM advances the initiative: Shaborys(22) Luthian(17) TWO-AXE BURTON(15) Quarion(14) Dog(13) Vraklul(10) Croupier(4) Horst(2)

DM says, "You all hear a muffled sound "C'mon, Bow-Pete, should him already! What kind of initiative did ya roll""

DM says, "Er, shoot"

DM advances the initiative: Shaborys(22) Luthian(17) Two-Axe Burton(15) QUARION(14) Dog(13) Vraklul(10) Croupier(4) Horst(2)

DM says (to quarion), "If your name is in all-caps, that means you're up"

Quarion says, "Ooops"

Quarion asks, "So I'm surrounded. Do I see the bad guys?"

DM says, "No one has poked out from behind the rocks yet"

[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "This is a tough one."

[Crows-Nest] Vraklul says, "You could hold your action, based on some trigger."

[Crows-Nest] Vraklul says, "Like, 'if someone starts to attack me, cast <some spell> at them'."

[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "Ah cool"

Quarion exclaims, "If someone tries to attack me, I shall cast a Firebolt at them!"

DM says, "Works for me"

[Crows-Nest] Vraklul says, "That'll move your init number down to match theirs for future rounds."

Quarion waves his quarterstaff threateningly.

DM advances the initiative: Shaborys(22) Luthian(17) Two-Axe Burton(15) Quarion(14) DOG(13) Vraklul(10) Croupier(4) Horst(2)

DM exclaims, "Bark! Bark!"

[Crows-Nest] Shaborys says, "Puppy!"

DM advances the initiative: Shaborys(22) Luthian(17) Two-Axe Burton(15) Quarion(14) Dog(13) VRAKLUL(10) Croupier(4) Horst(2)

[Crows-Nest] Horst says, "uh oh the bounty hunter"

[Crows-Nest] Vraklul says, "That is the strangest looking mule I've ever seen."

Vraklul dashes!

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "If I started at 300 feet, this brings me to 240."

[slingergame] DM says, "It skipped the scout, who also had 13"

[slingergame] Horst says, "I'm not sure you registered a scout"

[slingergame] DM says, "Do I need to re-add people who tied"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Yeah, well, now *he* can see what it feels like."

[slingergame] Horst says, "yeah maybe add him at 12"

[slingergame] Horst says, "or 9 or whatever"

DM registers scout at init 12.

DM registers thug at init 1.

[Crows-Nest] Quarion says (to thug), "Tough on ya."

DM says, "Okay, it's the scout's turn. So, a guy with a bow comes up, but Quarion is prepared! I believe this means Quarion goes first, then the bow guy"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "That matches my assessment."

DM says, "So what does Firebolt do"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "(Since delays are often used as a way to interfere with the thing the other person is trying to do, like blocking their path or breaking their concentration when they try to cast a spell.)"

[slingergame] DM says, "Yeah, this makes the most sense to me"

[slingergame] DM says, "Even if the offical rules say different, this is a houserule now"

Quarion says, "hang on"

[slingergame] Quarion says (to DM), "You hurl a mote of fire at a creature or object within range. Make a ranged spell attack against the target. On a hit, the target takes 1d10 fire damage. A flammable object hit by this spell ignites if it isn?t being worn or carried."

[slingergame] DM says, "Spell attack away"

Quarion rolls 1 20-sided die: 5 | 5 + 2 = 7

[slingergame] Shaborys asks, "Boo. No lighting their clothing on fire?"

DM says, "I believe that misses"

[Setting the zoned flag.]

DM says, "he fires (get it?) his bow at you"

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 6 | 6 + 4 = 10

DM says, "Pretty sure that misses"

[Crows-Nest] Horst says, "Only imperial stormtroopers are so precise"

[slingergame] DM asks, "The target for spells is AC, right?"

[slingergame] Horst says, "This sort of spell, yes"

DM advances the initiative: Shaborys(22) Luthian(17) Two-Axe Burton(15) Quarion(14) Dog(13) scout(12) Vraklul(10) CROUPIER(4) Horst(2) thug(1)

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Yeah, a 'spell attack' is versus AC like other attack rolls."

[slingergame] DM says, "Thanks"

[slingergame] Quarion asks, "Okay so what is AC?"

[slingergame] Alex says (to Quarion), "Awwwk! Word on the street is that .ac is the Internet suffix for Ascension Island."

[slingergame] Quarion says, "*sigh*"

DM says, "Croupier guy shouts "Give up, wizard! there doesn't need to be any bloodshed!""

[slingergame] Horst says, "Armour Class"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Your armor class."

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DM advances the initiative: Shaborys(22) Luthian(17) Two-Axe Burton(15) Quarion(14) Dog(13) scout(12) Vraklul(10) Croupier(4) HORST(2) thug(1)

Horst runs up beside the half-orc.

[slingergame] Horst says, "That's it."

DM asks, "I think you dash?"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "It's usually 10 + your dex modifier + whatever bonus your armor gives you, but there are other things that can affect it."

Horst says, "Yes."

DM advances the initiative: Shaborys(22) Luthian(17) Two-Axe Burton(15) Quarion(14) Dog(13) scout(12) Vraklul(10) Croupier(4) Horst(2) THUG(1)

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "(E.g., some armors limit how much of a dex bonus you can use.)"

DM says, "Thug grumbles "Where is the rest of them? This isn't going great, Two-Axe!""

DM advances the initiative: END OF ROUND

DM advances the initiative: SHABORYS(22) Luthian(17) Two-Axe Burton(15) Quarion(14) Dog(13) scout(12) Vraklul(10) Croupier(4) Horst(2) thug(1)

Shaborys double dashes again, putting her at 60 feet from the corner.

[slingergame] Quarion says, "Oh, so I made a mistake rolling back there. I should have rolled 1d20+1. Not that it would have helped XD"

[slingergame] DM says, "Someone has done their cardio"

DM advances the initiative: Shaborys(22) LUTHIAN(17) Two-Axe Burton(15) Quarion(14) Dog(13) scout(12) Vraklul(10) Croupier(4) Horst(2) thug(1)

[slingergame] Quarion asks, "no wait, 1d20+12?"

[slingergame] DM says, "That can't be right"

[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "...what?"

[slingergame] Horst says, "It's the modifier, not the raw score"

[slingergame] Horst says, "12 is a +1 bonus"

[slingergame] Quarion says, "Ah okay."

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "AC is the target number that you're trying to hit when you make an attack roll."

DM asks (of luthian), "Ahem?"

Luthian says, "Bless you."

[slingergame] Quarion asks, "Noted. So what do I roll to attack with magic?"

DM says, "You're up."

[slingergame] Quarion says, "(sorry for my noobiness)"

DM says, "I guess you dash another 60 ft."

DM advances the initiative: Shaborys(22) Luthian(17) TWO-AXE BURTON(15) Quarion(14) Dog(13) scout(12) Vraklul(10) Croupier(4) Horst(2) thug(1)

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "IIRC, 1d20 + your modifier in whatever your main magic stat is (I think Int for wizards), + your proficiency bonus."

[slingergame] Luthian exclaims, "300 - 60 (first time) - 60 (second time). 180 ft left. Woo!"

DM says, "Quarion sees a guy who looks suprisingly like One-Axe Burton, only older and with a more impressive beard, in sort of leatherish wildness clothes, jump from the ledge, twirling two Handaxes."

[slingergame] Quarion says, "Okay. So 1d20+2+2"

DM advances the initiative: Shaborys(22) Luthian(17) Two-Axe Burton(15) QUARION(14) Dog(13) scout(12) Vraklul(10) Croupier(4) Horst(2) thug(1)

[slingergame] Quarion says, "Thanks!:"

[slingergame] Quarion says, "and it's my turn"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Now that you delayed, I think you're on 12."

[slingergame] Quarion says, "AhN"

[slingergame] DM asks, "Really, huh?"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "(Right before the scout.)"

DM advances the initiative: Shaborys(22) Luthian(17) Two-Axe Burton(15) Quarion(14) DOG(13) scout(12) Vraklul(10) Croupier(4) Horst(2) thug(1)

DM says, "A skittish looking greyhound jumps down elegantly behind Two-Axe and sort of hides behind him."

DM says, "Quarion, now you're up"

[Crows-Nest] Horst says, "Aww man who is gonna kill Santa's"

[Crows-Nest] Horst says, "Little Helper"

[Crows-Nest] Vraklul says, "If we do this right, maybe we'll end the encounter with a new pet dog."

[Crows-Nest] Vraklul asks, "Anyone need an Animal Companion?"

DM asks (of quarion), "Ahem?"

Quarion says, "holdon"

[Crows-Nest] DM exclaims, "You can't tame Bloodfang!"

Quarion exclaims, "Two-Axe! I have come to bargain!"

DM says, "You have the distinct feeling the time for that has passed."

Quarion asks, "Are you saying I should attack?"

[slingergame] Quarion asks, "Or merely hinting it?"

[slingergame] DM says, "You can do whatever you want."

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "You could also run away, try to distract them, offer a bribe..."

[slingergame] DM says, "But like, shooting fireballs at them was kinda undermining your point"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Threaten them, try to trick them, make a seduction attempt..."

[Crows-Nest] Horst says, "How much would you pay for me not to shoot bolts of fire at you? But wait there's more"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "...try to play fetch with the dog, surrender, cast some sort of non-attack buff spell..."

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Some of these may be better options than others, though."

Quarion says (to Two-Axe), "My bargain is simple: give us Tazlynn Thrice-Slain and you will be rewarded with a secret worth more than gold or rich attire."

DM says, "allrighty, give me a Deception check"

DM says, "Or CHA, if you don't have the deception skill"

[Crows-Nest] Horst says, "Now I'm (poorly) remembering that guy with the killer abs who kept impressing everyone with them"

Quarion says, "That's 1d20+0. Snrk."

Quarion rolls 1 20-sided die: 12 | 12

DM says, "Two-Axe is unimpressed, unfortunately."

DM exclaims, "Counter offer: I'll leave your rotting corpse here for the vultures! Muahaha!"

DM advances the initiative: Shaborys(22) Luthian(17) Two-Axe Burton(15) Quarion(14) Dog(13) SCOUT(12) Vraklul(10) Croupier(4) Horst(2) thug(1)

DM says, "Scout boy takes another shot at you"

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 20 | 20 + 4 = 24

DM says, "ouch"

DM rolls 2 8-sided dice: 5 2 | 7 + 2 = 9

DM advances the initiative: Shaborys(22) Luthian(17) Two-Axe Burton(15) Quarion(14) Dog(13) scout(12) VRAKLUL(10) Croupier(4) Horst(2) thug(1)

Vraklul dashes, catching up to Luthian at 180 feet.

DM asks (of quarion), "Are you down from that 9?"

DM advances the initiative: Shaborys(22) Luthian(17) Two-Axe Burton(15) Quarion(14) Dog(13) scout(12) Vraklul(10) CROUPIER(4) Horst(2) thug(1)

DM says, "Croupier guy, who still has a bandage around his head, also jumps down and takes position next to Two-Axe"

DM advances the initiative: Shaborys(22) Luthian(17) Two-Axe Burton(15) Quarion(14) Dog(13) scout(12) Vraklul(10) Croupier(4) HORST(2) thug(1)

[slingergame] Quarion asks, "What do you mean, am I down from that 9?"

[slingergame] Shaborys asks, "How many HP do yuo have?"

[slingergame] DM says, "You took 9 HP from that bow shot"

[slingergame] Quarion asks, "HP? Hit Points or Health Points?"

[slingergame] Alex says (to Quarion), "Awwwk! Word on the street is that HP is Hinky Pinky, which is a two-word rhyming phrase."

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Alex is so useful."

Horst dashes up to Vraklul and Luthian at 180 ft.

[slingergame] DM asks, "Health points?"

DM advances the initiative: Shaborys(22) Luthian(17) Two-Axe Burton(15) Quarion(14) Dog(13) scout(12) Vraklul(10) Croupier(4) Horst(2) THUG(1)

[slingergame] Quarion says, "Because it doesn't say on my sheet."

DM says, "The thug also jumps down and stands next to his boss."

[slingergame] Luthian says, "Whoops. Soft net derp."

[slingergame] DM says, "HP is Hit points."

[slingergame] Horst says, "Looks like you should have 13 hp."

DM advances the initiative: END OF ROUND

DM advances the initiative: SHABORYS(22) Luthian(17) Two-Axe Burton(15) Quarion(14) Dog(13) scout(12) Vraklul(10) Croupier(4) Horst(2) thug(1)

Shaborys dashes the rest of the way with cunning action, then rounds the corner and takes aim at Two-Axes with her bow.

Shaborys rolls 1 20-sided die: 12 | 12 + 5 = 17

DM says, "fire away"

[slingergame] Quarion asks (of Horst), "How come?"

[slingergame] Vraklul asks (of Horst), "Before or after?"

[slingergame] Quarion says, "(sorry for being obtuse)"

DM says, "That hits"

Shaborys rolls 1 6-sided die: 3 | 3 + 3 = 6

[slingergame] Horst says, "Well it's 6 at first level for having 1d6 hit dice by being a wizard, +2 for your Constitution bonus, so 8 at first level. Then at second level you get another +2 from Constitution and another 3 hp from another 1d6 hit dice from your new wizard level."

DM says, "Two-Axe is not happy"

DM advances the initiative: Shaborys(22) LUTHIAN(17) Two-Axe Burton(15) Quarion(14) Dog(13) scout(12) Vraklul(10) Croupier(4) Horst(2) thug(1)

[slingergame] Shaborys asks, "Is Quarion within five feet?"

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "of Two-Axe, I mean"

[slingergame] DM says, "No, he'S still like 15 feet away"

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Ok"

[slingergame] Quarion says (to Horst), "thank you! I have written down my max HP for future use. :)"

[slingergame] Vraklul says (to Horst), "4 from the 1d6, I think -- average then round up."

Luthian keeps moving. 180ft - 60ft = 120ft left. Almost there!

DM advances the initiative: Shaborys(22) Luthian(17) TWO-AXE BURTON(15) Quarion(14) Dog(13) scout(12) Vraklul(10) Croupier(4) Horst(2) thug(1)

[slingergame] Horst says, "Oh that might be so."

[slingergame] Quarion asks, "so my max HP is actually 14?"

(From DM) Two-Axe shouts "Bloodfang! Get her!" and he himself moves towards Quarion and attacks him.

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 6 | 6 + 4 = 10

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 12 | 12 + 4 = 16

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Sounds right to me, assuming your Con bonus is +2."

DM says, "So, the second attacks hits"

[slingergame] Quarion says, "It is."

DM rolls 1 6-sided die: 1 | 1 + 2 = 3

DM says (to quarion), "That's another 3 damage"

DM advances the initiative: Shaborys(22) Luthian(17) Two-Axe Burton(15) QUARION(14) Dog(13) scout(12) Vraklul(10) Croupier(4) Horst(2) thug(1)

Quarion says, "oh shit"

Quarion says, "that leaves me with HP of 2."

DM says, "Luckily, it's your turn"

[slingergame] Shaborys asks, "You should have a health potion from Davina?"

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "If you want to use it."

[slingergame] Quarion says, "Only as a last resort."

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Ok"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "So, in the future? Let's not let the fragile wizard scout 100m ahead of the rest of the party when we're expecting possible danger."

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Heh. Good plan."

[slingergame] Luthian says, "Yeah.."

[slingergame] DM says, "That's the morale of this attack, yeah"

DM says (to quarion), "You could take a disengage action and retreat"

Quarion casts the magic missile spell! One missile heads towards Two-Axe, another towards the scout, and the third towards the croupier.

[slingergame] Quarion exclaims, "Retreating would be out of character. I'm overconfident!"

DM says, "Fire away"

Quarion rolls 1 20-sided die: 6 | 6 + 4 = 10

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Well, I hope you enjoyed the one and a half sessions that you got to have with the character..."

[slingergame] Quarion strangles Vraklul.

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Sorry, I'm still 180 feet away from you."

[slingergame] Luthian asks, "HEY. We don't strangle unless it's with love. Was that a loving strangle?"

DM says, "That does not hit any of them, I'm fraid."

[slingergame] Horst says, "Fortunately he has a dozen brothers and sisters, all of whom are extremely similar to him,"

DM advances the initiative: Shaborys(22) Luthian(17) Two-Axe Burton(15) Quarion(14) DOG(13) scout(12) Vraklul(10) Croupier(4) Horst(2) thug(1)

Quarion asks, "Don't you roll for each missile?"

DM says, "It's your spell. You tell me. :-)"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Quarion, Quaritw, Quarith, Quarifo..."

[slingergame] Quarion says, "Dammit. The rules are vague about this spell."

[slingergame] Quarion says, "I guess since they strike simultaneously, it's only one roll."

[slingergame] Quarion pouts!

[slingergame] Horst says, "They hit automatically for 1d4+1 damage each"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "No, wait."

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "What Horst said. No roll needed."

Quarion exclaims, "!!!!"

Quarion strangles the DM.

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Hey hey"

[slingergame] Shaborys asks, "What did we say about strangling?"

[slingergame] Vraklul says (to Quarion), "You gotta read the spell description, man :)"

[slingergame] Luthian says, "DM enjoys that. Don't reward him."

Quarion calm down, and merely throttle him lightly.

DM says, "Dude, I can't keep track of your stuff. I need to handle the gameworld."

Quarion says, "Sorry about that."

DM says, "As I said from the very beginning."

Quarion rolls 1 4-sided die: 4 | 4 + 1 = 5

Quarion rolls 1 4-sided die: 2 | 2 + 1 = 3

Quarion rolls 1 4-sided die: 4 | 4 + 1 = 5

Quarion says, "So that's TwoAxe, scout and croupier."

DM says, "Yep, Two-Axe and croupier don't look happy about that"

[slingergame] Quarion says, "I apologize."

DM exclaims, "BLOODFANG the scary ... greyhound (?!) runs towards Shaborys and attacks her!"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "I don't think Two-Axe and Croupier will be mollified that easily."

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Bad dog!"

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 15 | 15 + 3 = 18

Shaborys ouch!

Luthian displays the initiative: Shaborys(22) Luthian(17) Two-Axe Burton(15) Quarion(14) DOG(13) scout(12) Vraklul(10) Croupier(4) Horst(2) thug(1)

DM rolls 1 6-sided die: 4 | 4 + 1 = 5

[slingergame] Quarion asks (of Shaborys), "I hope you got a tetanus shot?"

DM says, "You take 5 damage and need to make a STR(11) saving throw"

Shaborys rolls 1 20-sided die: 20 | 20 + 2 = 22

DM says, "You are thrown off balance, but make a super elegant backflip that stuns everyone and gives you advantage on your next attack"

[slingergame] Shaborys tada.

DM advances the initiative: Shaborys(22) Luthian(17) Two-Axe Burton(15) Quarion(14) Dog(13) SCOUT(12) Vraklul(10) Croupier(4) Horst(2) thug(1)

DM exclaims, "I'll kill you, wizard boy!"

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 19 | 19 + 4 = 23

[slingergame] Horst says, "accurate"

[slingergame] Luthian plays FF7 fight-finish music. Ta-ta-ta-ta ta-ta-ta-ta-taaaa.. or something.

DM rolls 1 8-sided die: 5 | 5 + 2 = 7

DM says, "Quarion takes another 7 damage"

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Welp."

[slingergame] Quarion says, "I'm dead."

[slingergame] Quarion says, "That gives me negative HP. Should have drunk that potion."

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "You're down, not dead. Yet."

[slingergame] DM says, "Not yet. You need to start making saving throws on your next turn."

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "You're at 0hp, and will need to start making death saving throws on your next turn."

DM advances the initiative: Shaborys(22) Luthian(17) Two-Axe Burton(15) Quarion(14) Dog(13) scout(12) VRAKLUL(10) Croupier(4) Horst(2) thug(1)

Vraklul dashes to 120 feet.

DM advances the initiative: Shaborys(22) Luthian(17) Two-Axe Burton(15) Quarion(14) Dog(13) scout(12) Vraklul(10) CROUPIER(4) Horst(2) thug(1)

DM says, "Croupier guys runs towards the corner, ignoring Shaborys for now."

DM advances the initiative: Shaborys(22) Luthian(17) Two-Axe Burton(15) Quarion(14) Dog(13) scout(12) Vraklul(10) Croupier(4) HORST(2) thug(1)

[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "Are we able to actually see any of what's going on from where we are?"

[slingergame] DM says, "No, you are on audio-only."

Horst dashes up to 120 feet away. Oh hi croupier guy.

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "So no ranged attacks, I guess."

[slingergame] DM says, "Not unless you can throw around corners."

[Crows-Nest] Horst says, "I hear the distinctive sound of monsters high-fiving each other."

DM advances the initiative: Shaborys(22) Luthian(17) Two-Axe Burton(15) Quarion(14) Dog(13) scout(12) Vraklul(10) Croupier(4) Horst(2) THUG(1)

DM exclaims, "The thug dashes towards Shaborys. "Stop shooting my boss! I have not been paid for this month!"

[slingergame] Quarion says, "hahaha"

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 17 | 17 + 4 = 21

DM rolls 1 6-sided die: 5 | 5 + 2 = 7

[slingergame] DM says, "ouch"

DM advances the initiative: END OF ROUND

DM advances the initiative: SHABORYS(22) Luthian(17) Two-Axe Burton(15) Quarion(14) Dog(13) scout(12) Vraklul(10) Croupier(4) Horst(2) thug(1)

Shaborys drops her bow, pulls out her shortsword and shanks the thug.

Shaborys rolls 1 20-sided die: 12 | 12 + 5 = 17

Shaborys rolls 1 20-sided die: 3 | 3 + 5 = 8

[slingergame] Shaborys asks, "First one hits, please?"

DM says, "COnsider him shanked"

Shaborys rolls 2 6-sided dice: 6 4 | 10 + 3 = 13

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Sneak attack from advantage."

[slingergame] DM says, "Oh, nice."

DM says, "Yeah, he felt that"

DM advances the initiative: Shaborys(22) LUTHIAN(17) Two-Axe Burton(15) Quarion(14) Dog(13) scout(12) Vraklul(10) Croupier(4) Horst(2) thug(1)

[slingergame] Horst says, "Good job; you got this under control."

DM says, "Luthian dashes, I guess."

DM advances the initiative: Shaborys(22) Luthian(17) TWO-AXE BURTON(15) Quarion(14) Dog(13) scout(12) Vraklul(10) Croupier(4) Horst(2) thug(1)

Luthian continues to advance. 120 - 60 = 60ft.

DM says, "Two Axe also dashes towards the corner and a bit around it. So, y'all see him and croupier guy. They wait for you."

[slingergame] Luthian asks, "Woo. Maybe I'll be able to attack this next turn?"

DM advances the initiative: Shaborys(22) Luthian(17) Two-Axe Burton(15) QUARION(14) Dog(13) scout(12) Vraklul(10) Croupier(4) Horst(2) thug(1)

DM says, "QUARION, give me a CON(10) Saving throw"

Quarion rolls 1 20-sided die: 16 | 16 + 2 = 18

Quarion says (to DM), "My CON is 14 actually."

DM says, "Oh right, sorry, just a straight D20. So we'll count the 16. That's good"

DM advances the initiative: Shaborys(22) Luthian(17) Two-Axe Burton(15) Quarion(14) DOG(13) scout(12) Vraklul(10) Croupier(4) Horst(2) thug(1)

[slingergame] Vraklul exclaims, "One successful death saving throw!"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Just two more, and you'll get to stop dying."

DM says, "Bloodfang, Scource of city rats, dashes towards his master and waits at his site"

DM advances the initiative: Shaborys(22) Luthian(17) Two-Axe Burton(15) Quarion(14) Dog(13) SCOUT(12) Vraklul(10) Croupier(4) Horst(2) thug(1)

DM says, "The scout guy also jumps down and runs towards the corner, but is still a bit away"

DM advances the initiative: Shaborys(22) Luthian(17) Two-Axe Burton(15) Quarion(14) Dog(13) scout(12) VRAKLUL(10) Croupier(4) Horst(2) thug(1)

[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "Which of the two people that we can see looks more injured?"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "(I.e., lower HP.)"

[slingergame] Quarion says, "ME, of course. :P"

DM says, "Croupier guy looks bloodied"

[slingergame] Luthian says, "The bleeding one, of course."

[slingergame] Luthian says, "Called it."

Vraklul, while running, rages and recklessly throws his javeline at the croupier.

DM says, "Nice"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "(So that's a normal move for 30 feet, bringing me to 90 feet, then a long-range attack...)"

[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "Long range means disadvantage, right?"

[slingergame] DM says, "Yep"

[slingergame] Vraklul exclaims, "But reckless attack means advantage, so they cancel out!"

[slingergame] DM asks, "Can you recklessly range attack?"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "It says it applies to any STR-based attacks."

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "And throwing a javelin counts as a STR-based attack for me."

[slingergame] DM says, "It's says melee attacks"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Oh, crap."

[slingergame] Vraklul exclaims, "Curses, you've caught me!"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "OK, disadvantage it is."

Vraklul rolls 1 20-sided die: 6 | 6 + 5 = 11

Vraklul rolls 1 20-sided die: 8 | 8 + 5 = 13

DM says, "That hits anyway"

Vraklul rolls 1 6-sided die: 3 | 3 + 5 = 8

Vraklul exclaims, "Rarrr!"

DM says, "Croupier guy goes down. He shouts "I did it all only to pay for my sister's operation"

DM advances the initiative: Shaborys(22) Luthian(17) Two-Axe Burton(15) Quarion(14) Dog(13) scout(12) Vraklul(10) CROUPIER(4) Horst(2) thug(1)

[Crows-Nest] (from Quarion) The croupier is now a cocktail sausage.

DM advances the initiative: Shaborys(22) Luthian(17) Two-Axe Burton(15) Quarion(14) Dog(13) scout(12) Vraklul(10) Croupier(4) HORST(2) thug(1)

Vraklul exclaims, "WE'LL AVENGE YOUR SISTERRRRRRRR!"

Horst strolls up 30' to be 90' away.

DM removes Croupier from the initiative list.

DM advances the initiative: Shaborys(22) Luthian(17) Two-Axe Burton(15) Quarion(14) Dog(13) scout(12) Vraklul(10) Horst(2) THUG(1)

Horst says, "I call upon the divine GUIDING BOLT to strike down Two-Axe"

[Crows-Nest] Quarion asks, "You kill a gut and then avenge his sister? What are you, schizophrenic?"

Horst says, "If he's within 120' of me now which I think he is"

DM says, "I'll make a belt from your tail, tiefling! (Not because I'm racist, I just like crafts)"

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 18 | 18 + 4 = 22

DM says (to horst), "Oh, sorry, go ahead"

Horst says, "Alright then I will."

DM says, "Yeah, Two-Axe can be boltedc"

Horst rolls 1 20-sided die: 4 | 4 + 5 = 9

[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "Mediocre."

DM says, "He puts his hands on hips and laughst at you."

Horst says, "Ilmater why hast thou forsaken me"

DM rolls 1 6-sided die: 3 | 3 + 2 = 5

[Crows-Nest] Vraklul says (to Quarion), "Well, the dude may be a bad guy, but his sister is probably innocent in all this."

Shaborys collapses.

DM says (to Shaborys), "You take another 5 from the thug"

[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "OK."

[Crows-Nest] Vraklul says, "And we have a party cleric."

[Crows-Nest] Horst says, "His sister is also a dwarven whore"

DM removes Quarion from the initiative list.

Quarion says, "nooooooo"

DM says, "Er, wait, no"

[Crows-Nest] Vraklul says, "So we can swing by and cast some healing magic at her on the way back."

DM registers Quarion at init 14.

[Crows-Nest] Horst says, "Yeah you'll need thst"

[Crows-Nest] Olly exclaims, "Rock on, party cleric!"

DM advances the initiative: END OF ROUND

DM advances the initiative: SHABORYS(22) Luthian(17) Two-Axe Burton(15) Quarion(14) Dog(13) scout(12) Vraklul(10) Horst(2) thug(1)

DM says, "Save away, brave Tiefling"

Shaborys rolls 1 20-sided die: 2 | 2

Shaborys shit.

DM says, "Yikes"

DM advances the initiative: Shaborys(22) LUTHIAN(17) Two-Axe Burton(15) Quarion(14) Dog(13) scout(12) Vraklul(10) Horst(2) thug(1)

[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "Was that a failed death save?"

[slingergame] Vraklul says (to Shaborys), "You have *got* to stop doing this."

Luthian continues to advance! 60ft ... and done?

DM advances the initiative: Shaborys(22) Luthian(17) TWO-AXE BURTON(15) Quarion(14) Dog(13) scout(12) Vraklul(10) Horst(2) thug(1)

DM says, "So, if I have this calculated correctly, Two-Axe can move and attack Vraklul"

DM says, "if not, I say he can"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Fine with me."

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 15 | 15 + 4 = 19

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 12 | 12 + 4 = 16

[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "All bow before the might DM."

[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "Was that two attacks?"

[slingergame] DM says, "Oh yes"

[slingergame] DM says, "That's why they call him Two-Axe"

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "They don't call him two-.. timing."

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Ah, clever."

[slingergame] DM asks, "I assume that hits?"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "They both do, yes."

DM rolls 1 6-sided die: 1 | 1 + 2 = 3

DM rolls 1 6-sided die: 2 | 2 + 2 = 4

DM advances the initiative: Shaborys(22) Luthian(17) Two-Axe Burton(15) QUARION(14) Dog(13) scout(12) Vraklul(10) Horst(2) thug(1)

[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "I imagine Vraklul in three pieces now."

[slingergame] Vraklul exclaims, "For a whopping grand total of 4 points of damage!"

DM says, "Roll 1d20"

Quarion rolls 1 20-sided die: 3 | 3

[slingergame] DM says, "You are a sponge! Er, I mean tank."

[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "arrh"

Vraklul says, "You should really get some bigger axes, dude."

DM exclaims, "I will take yours!"

DM advances the initiative: Shaborys(22) Luthian(17) Two-Axe Burton(15) Quarion(14) DOG(13) scout(12) Vraklul(10) Horst(2) thug(1)

DM says, "BLOODFANG THE TERRYFING has a got at Luthian"

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 4 | 4 + 3 = 7

[slingergame] Luthian says, "Whee? XD"

DM says, "But only tears around on your trousers"

DM advances the initiative: Shaborys(22) Luthian(17) Two-Axe Burton(15) Quarion(14) Dog(13) SCOUT(12) Vraklul(10) Horst(2) thug(1)

DM says, "Scout guy rounds the corner and takes a shot at Vraklul"

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 17 | 17 + 4 = 21

DM says, "youch"

DM rolls 1 8-sided die: 5 | 5 + 2 = 7

[slingergame] Luthian asks, "Oh dear! Not my trousers! What will protect the womenfolk from the unbridled awesomeness of my perfectly-formed backside?"

[slingergame] Luthian mwahahas.

[slingergame] Quarion dies of laughter.

DM advances the initiative: Shaborys(22) Luthian(17) Two-Axe Burton(15) Quarion(14) Dog(13) scout(12) VRAKLUL(10) Horst(2) thug(1)

Vraklul exclaims (at Twax), "You wanna take my axe? Then TAKE THIS!"

Vraklul *now* attacks recklessly. With his greataxe.

Vraklul rolls 1 20-sided die: 2 | 2 + 5 = 7

Vraklul rolls 1 20-sided die: 8 | 8 + 5 = 13

[Crows-Nest] Quarion asks, "Twax?"

DM says, "Awesomesauce"

DM says, "One hit"

[slingergame] Vraklul says (to Crow), "Two-Axe."

[slingergame] Vraklul says (to DM), "Those were both the same attack, with advantage."

Vraklul rolls 1 12-sided die: 6 | 6 + 5 = 11

DM exclaims, "Haha, that was *spits blood* nothing!"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "(Now attacks against me also have advantage until my next turn.)"

DM says, "Gotcha"

DM advances the initiative: Shaborys(22) Luthian(17) Two-Axe Burton(15) Quarion(14) Dog(13) scout(12) Vraklul(10) HORST(2) thug(1)

Horst stands where he is.

Horst says, "Okay Lord it's time to help a brother out with an actual Guiding Bolt this time."

DM exclaims, "Guide bolt away!"

Horst targets Twax.

Horst rolls 1 20-sided die: 17 | 17 + 5 = 22

DM says, "Yay"

Horst rolls 4 6-sided dice: 2 4 6 1 | 13

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Your god smiles down upon thee."

Horst says, "13 radiant damage"

Horst says, "And the next attack against him has advantage for free"

DM says, "I never *cough cough* even felt *wheeze* that"

DM advances the initiative: Shaborys(22) Luthian(17) Two-Axe Burton(15) Quarion(14) Dog(13) scout(12) Vraklul(10) Horst(2) THUG(1)

DM says, "The thug rounds the corner and makes his way towards Horst"

DM advances the initiative: END OF ROUND

Shaborys rolls 1 20-sided die: 7 | 7

DM says, "Gah"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "OK, let's actually keep track this time:"

[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "How many death successes/failures does everyone have so far?"

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "I have two failures."

[slingergame] Shaborys asks, "Quarion has one of each?"

[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "I have 1 success, 1 failure."

[slingergame] Luthian asks, "I'm fine, I think?"

[slingergame] DM says, "Yes"

[slingergame] DM says (to Luthian), "You're not death yet, yes"

[slingergame] Quarion says, "Shab has got it right."

[slingergame] Quarion says, "1 succ, 1 fail"

[slingergame] Vraklul asks (of Horst), "Are you planning on helping Shaborys on your next turn, or should I?"

DM advances the initiative: SHABORYS(22) Luthian(17) Two-Axe Burton(15) Quarion(14) Dog(13) scout(12) Vraklul(10) Horst(2) thug(1)

DM advances the initiative: Shaborys(22) LUTHIAN(17) Two-Axe Burton(15) Quarion(14) Dog(13) scout(12) Vraklul(10) Horst(2) thug(1)

[slingergame] Horst hollers "I'M TOO FAR AWAY"

[slingergame] Quarion asks, "How do you ask him that, telepathy?"

[slingergame] Quarion says, "timing"

[slingergame] Vraklul asks (of Horst), "You can't catch up within a turn, or use a ranged stabilizing spell?"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Dang."

[slingergame] Quarion says, "So, I've been unconscious on the ground all this time, bleeding melodramatically."

DM says (to luthian), "You face Bloodfang, the horror dog"

[slingergame] Vraklul says (to Quarion), "But the rest of us are still around the corner and don't know that yet."

[slingergame] Quarion says, "True."

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "For all we know, you ran away, and the bad guys decided to chase us isntead of you."

[slingergame] Horst says, "We can probably guess something bad has happened to you"

[slingergame] DM says, "Let'S assume you know Quarion needs help"

Horst says, "Go Luthian go"

[slingergame] Quarion says, "Simply because I suddenly stopped humming loudly."

[slingergame] Quarion says, "That was my plan, see? If I got hurt, you'd know."

Luthian says, "I'll go ahead and attack. Say hello to my little friend."

DM says, "roll it"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "It's like, you might say, a dead man switch."

Luthian asks, "I have a dagger main, and off-hand. Roll both?"

DM says, "No."

DM says, "Unless you have two-weapon fighting."

Luthian asks, "Roll what?"

DM says, "Your attack."

DM says, "It should be 1d20+DEX+Proficiency, I believe"

Luthian says, "So, 1d20+5 Dex+2 Proficiency."

Luthian says, "Alrighty."

[slingergame] Quarion says, "come on Luthian"

Luthian rolls 1 20+5-sided die: 12 | 12 + 2 = 14

DM says, "You want 1d20+7"

Luthian says, "Ah, right."

[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "Are you sure you have a Dex bonus of +5?"

[slingergame] Quarion says, "Because that is *very* dextroys."

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "That would mean a Dex score of 20 (unless you have something special boosting it)."

[slingergame] Luthian says, "My bad. I was looking at the wrong number. Dex+3."

[slingergame] Luthian says, "Not +5."

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "So the whole roll would be 1d20+5"

[slingergame] Luthian says, "Alright. I'll go ahead and roll that, then."

Luthian rolls 1 20-sided die: 14 | 14 + 5 = 19

DM says, "That hits"

DM says, "Now you roll 1d4+3 for damage"

Luthian rolls 1 4-sided die: 4 | 4 + 3 = 7

DM says, "So ends the reign of Bloodfang the terrible."

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Puppy :'("

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Aw, man."

[slingergame] DM asks, "Unless Luthian only wants to knock him out?"

[slingergame] Horst says, "He was a good friend and a delicious snack"

DM removes Dog from the initiative list.

[slingergame] Luthian says, "Yeah. Luth's not gonna kill the dog for being a good puppy and obeying its master."

DM advances the initiative: Shaborys(22) Luthian(17) TWO-AXE BURTON(15) Quarion(14) scout(12) Vraklul(10) Horst(2) thug(1)

DM says, "I'm ... *cough cough* totally gonna win ... *coughs up blood* this"

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 7 | 7 + 4 = 11

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 8 | 8 + 4 = 12

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "That is not any hits at all."

DM says, "Looks like the blood in his eyes messed with his depth perception"

DM advances the initiative: Shaborys(22) Luthian(17) Two-Axe Burton(15) QUARION(14) scout(12) Vraklul(10) Horst(2) thug(1)

DM says, "Roll it, elf boy"

Quarion rolls 1 20-sided die: 12 | 12

[slingergame] Quarion exclaims, "Another success!"

[Crows-Nest] Horst says, "yay"

DM advances the initiative: Shaborys(22) Luthian(17) Two-Axe Burton(15) Quarion(14) SCOUT(12) Vraklul(10) Horst(2) thug(1)

[slingergame] DM says, "Woo"

DM says, "The scout takes another shot at Vraklul"

DM asks, "And I believe he has advantage?"

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 4 | 4 + 4 = 8

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 2 | 2 + 4 = 6

DM advances the initiative: Shaborys(22) Luthian(17) Two-Axe Burton(15) Quarion(14) scout(12) VRAKLUL(10) Horst(2) thug(1)

[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "Am I within 30 feet of Shaborys?"

DM says, "If you dash, yes"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Er."

[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "So is that a no?"

DM says, "You could move to her and still have your action. But that'll provoke an AoO"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "OK, that's what I'm looking for."

[slingergame] DM says, "Hm, does he still get multiattack for AoOs? let's say no for now"

Vraklul seems Shaborys lying bleeding on the ground and leaves Twax to go to her side.

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 18 | 18 + 4 = 22

DM rolls 1 6-sided die: 2 | 2 + 2 = 4

DM asks, "So what do you do?"

Vraklul hardly seems to notice the scratch on his back while he applies his hebs and some rough bandages to her wounds.

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Medicine check."

[slingergame] DM says, "Roll it"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Let me check if the herbalism kit helps..."

[slingergame] Horst says, "Yeah it just works with the kit"

[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "Oh, excellent, no roll needed?"

[slingergame] Horst says, "yeah; uses up one of its ten uses"

[slingergame] DM asks, "Oh cool. And Shaborys is at 1 HP?"

Vraklul PROFICIENTLY STABILIZED!

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "YAY!"

[slingergame] DM says, "HOORAY"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "I'm not sure if 0 or 1, but she's no longer at risk of death."

[slingergame] DM says, "She's at 1."

DM advances the initiative: Shaborys(22) Luthian(17) Two-Axe Burton(15) Quarion(14) scout(12) Vraklul(10) HORST(2) thug(1)

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Excellent."

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Or more like "yay", like fluttershy."

Horst calls on Guiding Bolt versus Twax one more time.

DM says, "Guide away"

Horst has advantage from the previous Guiding Bolt, conveniently enough.

Horst rolls 1 20-sided die: 17 | 17 + 5 = 22

Horst rolls 4 6-sided dice: 4 1 5 5 | 15

Horst says, "zorch, 15 rad damage into your brain buddy"

[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "Twax stands no chance against Hellpriest."

DM says, "Two-Axe is blasted in the chest and takes a step backwards. "This is ... nothing" One Axe falls from his hand. "I can ... totally turn this ar-" Other Axe drops. "Just need a little re" keels face firts into the dirt."

DM removes Two-Axe Burton from the initiative list.

[slingergame] Shaborys quiet woo.

DM advances the initiative: Shaborys(22) Luthian(17) Quarion(14) scout(12) Vraklul(10) Horst(2) THUG(1)

DM says, "The Thug runs towards Luthian. "Noooo, not Bloodfang! he was an innocent, corrupted guiltlessly by one man's lust for power!""

DM says, "(and he attacks)"

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 8 | 8 + 4 = 12

DM says, "That doesn't hit."

DM advances the initiative: END OF ROUND

DM advances the initiative: SHABORYS(22) Luthian(17) Quarion(14) scout(12) Vraklul(10) Horst(2) thug(1)

Shaborys sits up and fumbles through her pack for the healing potion carried within.

Shaborys rolls 4 4-sided dice: 2 1 4 4 | 11 + 4 = 15

[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "One man tries fruitlessly to avenge mangy dog."

DM says, "You can still move if you like"

Shaborys stands up. She's good right here for a moment.

DM advances the initiative: Shaborys(22) LUTHIAN(17) Quarion(14) scout(12) Vraklul(10) Horst(2) thug(1)

DM says, "Luthian, a dog loving thug wants your hide"

Luthian will go ahead and club him, too.

DM says, "roll it"

Luthian rolls 1 20-sided die: 2 | 2 + 7 = 9

[slingergame] DM says, "And here I was thinking you'd get through the cave today :-)"

DM says, "*clink*"

[Crows-Nest] Horst says, "Everyone's too sad about the dog"

DM advances the initiative: Shaborys(22) Luthian(17) QUARION(14) scout(12) Vraklul(10) Horst(2) thug(1)

Quarion rolls 1 20-sided die: 16 | 16

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Haha. Incidentally, I need to stop by 18:00 mud time. I have a meeting."

[Crows-Nest] Quarion exclaims, "And I am awake!!!"

[slingergame] Horst says, "low-level combats tend to take a while due to a lot of whiffing"

[slingergame] DM says, "Yeah, we'll stop after this"

[Crows-Nest] Vraklul says, "Woot."

[Crows-Nest] DM says, "Nice"

DM advances the initiative: Shaborys(22) Luthian(17) Quarion(14) SCOUT(12) Vraklul(10) Horst(2) thug(1)

DM says, "Scout guys continues to pick away at Vraklul"

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 12 | 12 + 4 = 16

[slingergame] Luthian says, "I didn't kill the dog, just knocked him out. o_o"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Riiiight."

[slingergame] Horst says, "He's pining for the fjords."

[slingergame] Vraklul says (to DM), "That's a hit."

DM rolls 1 8-sided die: 8 | 8 + 2 = 10

[slingergame] Horst says, "ouch"

DM advances the initiative: Shaborys(22) Luthian(17) Quarion(14) scout(12) VRAKLUL(10) Horst(2) thug(1)

[slingergame] Vraklul shrugs. "Enh."

Vraklul spins around with his axe. "LAY OFF!"

[slingergame] Horst says, "Oh yeah, resist"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Fortunately, I still have rage going thanks to Twax scratching me last turn."

DM says, "The scout turns a bit paler (as a free action)"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Reckless:"

Vraklul rolls 1 20-sided die: 1 | 1 + 5 = 6

Vraklul rolls 1 20-sided die: 15 | 15 + 5 = 20

DM says, "That hits"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "(Yay, advantage!)"

Vraklul rolls 1 12-sided die: 1 | 1 + 5 = 6

DM says, "He is wounded, but still standing"

DM advances the initiative: Shaborys(22) Luthian(17) Quarion(14) scout(12) Vraklul(10) HORST(2) thug(1)

[Crows-Nest] Vraklul says, "Man, I have been wounded so much in this combat that I now actually have fewer hit points left than Quarion started with."

[Crows-Nest] DM says, "snrk"

Horst strolls 30' closer to everyone

DM asks, "Anything else?"

Horst says, "SACRED FLAME don't fail me now"

DM asks, "on whom?"

[slingergame] Horst says, "Scout needs to roll a dex save DC 12"

[slingergame] Horst says, "err 13"

[Crows-Nest] Quarion asks, "someone's pants?"

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 3 | 3 + 2 = 5

Horst rolls 1 8-sided die: 5 | 5

Horst says, "Scout lights up with 5 rad damage"

DM says, "He is even bloodieder than before"

DM advances the initiative: Shaborys(22) Luthian(17) Quarion(14) scout(12) Vraklul(10) Horst(2) THUG(1)

DM says, "The thug tries to take at least Luthian with him"

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 3 | 3 + 4 = 7

DM says, "Hm"

DM advances the initiative: END OF ROUND

DM advances the initiative: SHABORYS(22) Luthian(17) Quarion(14) scout(12) Vraklul(10) Horst(2) thug(1)

Shaborys picks up her blade and stabs the scout with it.

Shaborys rolls 1 20-sided die: 6 | 6 + 5 = 11

DM says, "That hits"

Shaborys rolls 1 6-sided die: 3 | 3 + 3 = 6

Shaborys says, "he's within five feet of someone else?""

DM says, "I think you can sneak attack"

Shaborys rolls 1 6-sided die: 6 | 6

DM asks, "So, 12?"

Shaborys says, "Yup"

DM says, "He is sure gonna miss that kindey and searches the ground for it"

Shaborys chuckles quietly.

DM removes scout from the initiative list.

DM advances the initiative: Shaborys(22) LUTHIAN(17) Quarion(14) Vraklul(10) Horst(2) thug(1)

DM says, "Luthian, there is still a thug ineffectually pouncing you with a mace"

Luthian nods. "I think he deserves a nice nap for his troubles."

DM says, "Have at him"

Luthian rolls 1 20-sided die: 2 | 2 + 7 = 9

DM says, "*clink*"

DM advances the initiative: Shaborys(22) Luthian(17) QUARION(14) Vraklul(10) Horst(2) thug(1)

DM says, "Quarion, you lie around, quietly happy to be alive"

DM advances the initiative: Shaborys(22) Luthian(17) Quarion(14) VRAKLUL(10) Horst(2) thug(1)

[slingergame] Luthian is rather ineffective at combat, apparently.

[slingergame] DM asks (of horst), "You have 10 HP at lvl 2?"

Vraklul asks (of Thug), "If you surrender now and help us rescue the woman we've come for, we won't kill you. Deal?"

DM says, "Sk c"

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DM says, "Sorry, frog in my throat. Since you have killed both my employers and even their dog, that seems like a reasonable proposition."

DM says, "No hard feelings, right? *Nervous laugh*"

Vraklul says, "Phew. Man, I was afraid I was going to have to kill someone else today."

Shaborys snarls in infernal at the Thug.

Vraklul leans on his axe and visibly relaxes. "Hey, you need to find a less evil line of work, you know?"

DM says, "The Thug gives Shaborys a nervous wave. "haha, glad you're not dead, miss""

Horst says (to Thug), "For your safety, we should probably disarm you."

DM exclaims, "But I need my arms!"

Horst says, "It's not really a request."

DM says, "He drops his mace."

DM asks, "Okay, so, if I tell you where the cave is, you let me go?"

Horst says, "It's dangerous to go alone. You should stick with us."

Vraklul asks, "Can you tell us anything about the cave? What's inside of it, where they might be holding her, any traps or defenses...?"

DM says, "Oh, I can take care of myself. Don't worry about it. I don't really wanna go back to that crazy place."

[Crows-Nest] Quarion asks, "Can I get back up on my feet now?"

[Crows-Nest] DM says, "Yeah"

Luthian hangs back, sharpening his tools of the trade. He glances around at the unconscious bodies littering the floor, and thinks to himself, "Damn, I'm good."

Vraklul tries to clean up some of the mess while they talk -- making sure all the good guys are still conscious, tying up surviving villains, collecting his thrown javelin, etc.

Shaborys loots the bodies.

DM exclaims, "You discover that Bloodfang, scourge of city rats, is still alive!"

DM says (to sharobys), "2 Axe has 300 gp with him"

DM says, "All the other bad guys are dead"

Shaborys pockets it.

Quarion gets back up on his wobbly legs.

Vraklul asks (of Thug), "Apparently, they're holding a young woman in that cave, by the name of Tazlynn Thrice-Slain. Do you know anything about that?"

Quarion says, "Can someone heal me... or shall I quaff this potion..."

Horst says (to Quarion), "Yes I can ask for some healing."

Horst rolls 1 8-sided die: 8 | 8 + 6 = 14

DM says, "We-ell, see, Uxhu especially requested us to abduct her. Said some crazy gnome respected that dwarven woman specifically. Not any dwarven women, he wanted that Tazlynn chick."

Horst says (to Quarion), "have 14 hit points."

DM says, "Respected? Sorry, I'm not good with the big words. I meant requested."

Vraklul asks, "Who's this crazy gnome?"

Quarion says, "That's my max! Yeah"

DM says, "No idea. We never saw her. We just gave Tazlynn to Uxhu and went on our way."

Vraklul asks, "Huh. And who's 'Uxhu'?"

DM says, "Oh, he's the leader of the Goat Clan Goblins. A Hobgoblin, I believe."

Quarion says, "Dammit."

Vraklul asks, "Is he there at the cave too?"

DM exclaims, "Yes!"

Quarion exclaims, "We must hurry!!!!"

Vraklul asks, "Anyone else there that we should know about?"

DM says, "Nope"

Vraklul asks, "Anyone there that we *shouldn't* know about?"

Luthian glances up at the mention of Tazlynn. He still needs to get at her house, and do that thing for that guy. Assuming that thing's still around to do. Hm.

DM says, "Ye- er, I mean, no."

DM says (to luthian), "That guy wanted to sell you to the city guard, if you recall."

Shaborys waves a dagger at the thug. "Tell him the truth."

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Rolling Insight to see if he's lying."

Vraklul rolls 1 20-sided die: 10 | 10 + 2 = 12

DM asks, "Well, not sure if you really need to know about the half-ogre. I mean, you're not planning to go in there, right?"

[slingergame] Luthian says, "And yeah, now I do recall. Damn me and my "complete the job" feelings. XD"

Vraklul says, "We're planning to do whatever it takes to rescue this woman."

DM exclaims (at vraklul), "He seemed to tell the truth, but now it appears he lied!"

Quarion waves his quartestaff. 'Nothing shall stop us!'

[Crows-Nest] Vraklul says (to DM), "Man, people are so confusing! It's a good thing we have daggers to clear things up."

DM says, "Well, I wish you best of luck with that! I'll just go to Greymaw and give myself up."

[slingergame] Luthian asks, "Can I see about persuading him to tell us the whole truth?"

[slingergame] Genevieve says, "And nothing but the truth, so help him gods? :-)"

[slingergame] DM says, "Sure"

Vraklul points at at a patch of empty dirt and hands the thug a pointy stick. "Now I think what might help us would be a map of that cave, including where Tazlynn is being kept."

[slingergame] Luthian asks, "What's the roll?"

[slingergame] Genevieve says, "Sorry, my bad. I shouldn't use this channel to make silly remarks. Forgot."

[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "What method are you trying to use?"

[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "Intimidating him? Being friendly with him?"

[slingergame] Luthian says, "I have Persuasion."

[slingergame] DM says, "Look at your cool sheet :-)"

[slingergame] DM says (to Genevieve), "It's fine"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "That's a good one, then. I believe that would be 1d20 plus your charisma modifier. Plus your proficiency bonus, if you're proficient at persuasion."

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "I was already waving a dagger at him, I'm happy to roll intimidation :D"

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "If persuasian doesn't work for Luthian"

[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "You're going to play good rogue/bad rogue?"

DM says, "One at a time, please"

[slingergame] Luthian says, "Alrighty. Rolling 1d20+9 Charisma+3 Persuasion.."

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Haha"

[slingergame] DM says, "Just 1d20+3"

[slingergame] Luthian says, "Alrighty."

Luthian rolls 1 20-sided die: 10 | 10 + 3 = 13

DM says, "He does not seem impressed."

Shaborys rolls 1 20-sided die: 17 | 17 + 4 = 21

DM says, "But VERY intimidated"

Luthian loosened him up. :>

Shaborys says, "Talk, thug."

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "(AFK a minute.)"

DM exclaims, "Oh-okay listen - The entrance is kinda hidden, and they have usually one or two guys on guard, then there's a small tunnel that leads to this underground river - they have this rickety old bridge you need to cross, they usually have 2 duded with longbows there, and then there's another tunnel where they have their sleeping cave and where they keep the half-ogre. At the end of that tunnel is some sort of command room. I've never been in there, though!"

Shaborys backs off, just slightly.

Luthian goes back to cleaning and sharpening his tools, keeping an eye on the thug.

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "(Back.)"

Vraklul asks, "Thanks. And where are they keeping Tazlynn?"

DM exclaims, "Please don't kill him me, miss! I swear I felt terrible about clobbering you with my mace. You seem like such a nice person!"

Shaborys smiles sweetly at the thug.

DM says, "Uh, in that command room, I guess? They don't usually keep hostages or such things. It's most unusual."

DM exclaims, "And I only worked for Two-Axe to pay for the operation of that guy's daughter!"

Shaborys asks, "Daughter? You mean sister?"

Quarion says, "Weird. The croupier had a similar story."

DM says, "Er, right. That guy's sister. Sorry, weapons make me nervous."

Shaborys raises the area where an eyebrow would be.

Vraklul says, "Hey, does that mean that you know where we can find that sister? I want to pay her a visit on the way back. See how she's doing."

DM says, "Er, sure, sure. When I give myself up in Greymaw, come visit me at the city jail."

[Crows-Nest] Horst says, "Sure she's at this big charity bingo casino thing that we got set up"

Shaborys asks, "How do we know you're really going to give yourself up?"

[slingergame] Shaborys asks, "Where is Greymaw? I'm missing next week, maybe I should accompany him?"

[slingergame] Shaborys asks, "And regroup at the next session?"

DM says, "Think about it! If I just run away, One and Two-Axe father, 3 dagger Burton is gonna know I'm betraying him"

[slingergame] DM says, "Works for me"

Shaborys says, "I think I'll go with you."

Vraklul says, "He probably knows that our cleric and wizard have spells that can track him if he runs off."

DM says, "Oh-okay"

Shaborys asks, "Do we have any rope?"

DM asks, "Say, is there a Mr. Tiefling Rogue?"

Vraklul says, "And I'm sure he doesn't want us to track him down if he betrays us as well. Seeing as we're even more dangerous than all three axes put together."

Shaborys says, "That is none of your business."

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Ha ha yow."

[slingergame] Luthian has rope, according to his sheet.

Vraklul says, "Anyway, I think that gets all the business sorted out."

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "I'd like to tie his hands together."

Vraklul says, "You wanna join us for lunch? I, for one, am starving."

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Maybe after lunch, heh. But on the trip to Greymaw."

[slingergame] DM says, "Sure. Roll, er, DEX if you want to make sure"

Shaborys rolls 1 20-sided die: 13 | 13 + 3 = 16

Luthian fishes some rope from his pack, cuts off a length, and hands it over.

DM says, "By the way, my name is Rolan the Slasher"

DM says, "I'll maybe drop that nickname though, ha ha, never liked it"

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "But you don't slash with a mace.."

[slingergame] Horst says, "He writes a lot of slashfic"

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Sir Rolan the Whacker"

DM says, "So, you have your lunch, and then Shaborys and the Slasher go back to Greymaw, while you move on"

[slingergame] Vraklul says (to Shab), "Now that he's tied up, you'll have to feed him."

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "During lunch, I'm going to spend a hit die."

DM says, "this counts as a short rest, which restores spell slots, I believe"

Vraklul rolls 1 12-sided die: 11 | 11

Quarion says, "Bye, Shabby."

[Crows-Nest] Quarion asks, "Sorry, was that too soon?"

DM says, "Wait, it doesn't. Hmm."

Shaborys wonders how the wizard knows her name and makes a note to kill him as he sleeps for calling her 'shabby'.

[slingergame] Horst says, "I'm fine for a nap outside the cave's entrance"

DM exclaims, "We'll gloss over that and say you start with full spell slots when you tackle the cave next time. Because you are gonna need them! MUAHAHA!"

[slingergame] Horst says, "Sure thanks"

Quarion burps, having had a nice lunch.

DM says, "I think this is a good place to stop."

[slingergame] Horst says (to Shab), "Got that 300gp with you I presume"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Well, we could just take a long rest."

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "It's mine. Mine mine mine."

[slingergame] Horst asks (of Shab), "And the dog too?"

Horst says, "Thanks DM that was a good game"

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Oh, heh. Yeah, if y'all don't want the dog, I'll take it ot eh city."

[slingergame] DM says, "The dog has 2 HP"

[slingergame] DM says, "So I downgraded it from a pitbull"

[slingergame] DM says, "Rolan is very fond of the dog and offers to take care of him"

[slingergame] Shaborys asks, "What, in prison?"

[slingergame] Horst says, "Rolan the Heavy Petter"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "They have a very progressive companion animal program there."

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Aww."

DM says, "Oh yes, right, prison. Er, sure. that's bad. Can you take care of him? Bloodfang is an innocent creature! If we take him back, they'll just give him to One-Axe"

Shaborys says, "We'll see. Maybe I can find a new home for him."

DM says, "The dog rubs his puppy-eyed face on Quarion's leg"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "So, OOC, I think we might want to think about strategy a bit."

[slingergame] DM says, "Yes"

Quarion strokes the dog.

Quarion says, "I love animals."

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "A) Don't let the squishy wizard scout out further ahead than the rest of us can catch up within a round or so."

[slingergame] DM exclaims, "Sending the wizard in ahead was a bit reckless. And not the good kind!"

Quarion says (to Rolan), "I will take good care of him."

DM says, "Thank you, kind wizard"

[slingergame] Luthian would love to strategize. :)

Shaborys leaves the puppy with Quarion then.

(From DM) Rolan seems genuienly relieved as he leaves with Shabby.

Quarion says, "I can use the Shield spell to protect him as needed."

DM says, "Er stabby"

[slingergame] Vraklul exclaims, "B) Whenever someone drops to 0hp, everyone start paying close attention to their death saving throws, and make sure *someone* stabilized them as soon as they fail at least one!"

DM says (to quarion), "He will listen to commands, but he is a greyhound and has 2 HP. So don't expect to much of him."

[Crows-Nest] Shaborys says, "Dance, puppy, dance."

DM says, "He's also a bit of a scaredy-cat"

Shaborys mutters, "The little %##*(#(# (infernal swearing) bit me."

[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "And C) Maybe we should try to either get our cleric some ranged healing magic, or else try to keep him close enough to the rest of the party that he can save people's butts if needed?"

DM says, "[redacted]"

Quarion says, "arh"

DM says, "Whoops"

[slingergame] Shaborys thumbs up.

Horst says, "We all die"

DM says, "Thanks Google"

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "haha"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "(We also seem to be burning through spells pretty quickly, but that's probably just a consequence of use using bad strategy and getting desperate...)"

[slingergame] DM says, "That does not need to go in the transcript"

[slingergame] DM says, "my link, I mean. The discussion totally should."

DM says, "[LINK]"

[slingergame] Shaborys admires the wind in its face.

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Majestic."

[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "Do those suggestions all sound like good ones?"

[slingergame] DM says, "Oh yes"

[slingergame] Shaborys nods.

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Cool."

[slingergame] DM says, "I did not pull any punches this fight to prompt this discussion"

[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "Also, are we officially taking a Long Rest, for the sake of recovering spells and such?"

[slingergame] DM says, "Yep"

[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "Does that mean we recover full hit points?"

[slingergame] DM says, "Yep"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Yay."

[slingergame] DM says, "And spells, and everything"

[slingergame] Vraklul erase erase erase

[slingergame] DM says, "And spent Hit Die"

[slingergame] Vraklul exclaims, "And rages!"

DM says, "Yay, that was fun, if a bit tense at times"

[slingergame] DM says, "Hm, also Shaborys carried 467 crowbars"

[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "Woooooot"

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Haha. That's not what tha tmeans."

[slingergame] DM says, "Yeah, that's GP"

DM asks, "Okay, any lingering questions?"

DM says, "If not, I'll head to bed as it's 11:30 here"

[slingergame] Vraklul exclaims, "Thanks for the game!"

[slingergame] DM says, "Thanks for playing"

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Yes, thank you!"

[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "Yeah, it was thrilling"

Horst asks, "When's the next game agai?"

Horst asks, "again?"

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Y'all are playing on the 19th."

[slingergame] Horst says, "ok thx"

[slingergame] Shaborys asks, "And then again on the 9th?"

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "I'll be back for that one."

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "That sounds right to me."

Horst exclaims, "ok!"

[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "Me too."

Horst goes home.

[slingergame] DM says, "Yeah, I might be cutting it a bit close, time-wise, but I'll be here"

[slingergame] Luthian asks, "So, 19th, skip two weeks, and then resume on the 9th?"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Yup."

[slingergame] DM says, "Exactly"