DM says, "hi, I need just a minute"

DM says, "okay, there we go"

DM says, "hello, fantasy kids"

Horst says, "Hi boss"

Quarion says, "hey hey"

Shaborys says, "Heya"

DM asks, "So, since we are sort of missing 3 sessions this month, I thought we could maybe start by talking of any alternative stuff those who are around would be interested (if at all) on those dates?"

Horst says, "Sure"

DM says, "I will be on the road on the 20th and 27th. Which means I will have internet access and could play, but not DM"

Vraklul asks, "Oh, we're not playing on the 20th, either?"

DM says, "Yes, turns out the folks I housesit for leave a day earlier than planned"

Vraklul Darn.

Quarion says, "So tonight is January's one and only session."

DM says, "Yeah, I think it would kinda suck to not do anything three weeks in a row"

DM says, "Yeah :-("

Shaborys nods.

Quarion asks, "Well, maybe I could try out DMing?"

Vraklul says, "If someone wants to run something on the 20th or 27th, I'm up for playing."

Quarion says, "I'd be happy to DM a game on the 20th."

DM exclaims, "Yay!"

Horst says, "Huzzah"

Quarion says, "Just give me the basic info/tips and I'll take it from there."

DM asks (of quarion), "You mean on DMing?"

Vraklul says, "I think that the PHB has most of what you need to know."

Quarion says (to DM), "Naturellement."

DM says (to quarion), "I can give you the PHB, the DMG and the MM as PDF ASAP"

Quarion says (to DM), "Woo."

Quarion says, "And since it's a one-off, I won't be drawing maps."

Shaborys gasps.

Quarion says, "argh, I said the M word"

Vraklul says, "Yeah, that is a good excuse for not drawing maps."

DM says, "Who needs maps anyway"

DM asks, "Okay, cool. I guess we can work out the details of THAT in the next two weeks. If there aren't any other questions, why don't we get started?"

Quarion says (to DM), "cool thanks for the stuff"

Quarion exclaims, "Let's go!"

Vraklul asks, "What about February?"

DM says, "Looks good so far"

Vraklul says, "Four Saturdays: 3rd, 10th, 17th, 24th."

Vraklul asks, "Is everyone good for all four?"

Shaborys says, "I'm gone the weekends of Feb 16-18 and 23-25"

Shaborys says, "Sorry :("

Shaborys says, "Convention season."

Quarion says, "I'm good for all Saturdays."

DM says, "Then maybe we can run Quarion's game on the off-weeks or something"

Horst says, "Probably good here for Feb"

Vraklul asks, "So we're on for the 3rd and 10th, but off for the 17th and 24th?"

Quarion says (to DM), "ooo, continuing my game? Sound wild."

Quarion says, "Two different D&d campaigns in parallel..."

DM says, "Or maybe someone else wants to run something"

Shaborys says, "I'll do everything I can to die in the first session ;)"

Quarion says (to Shaborys), "haha"

Quarion says, "OK, let's go save those poor Skysharkers."

DM says (to Shaborys), "Oh, I thought you might wanted to try something different in that group :P"

Vraklul says, "Oooh burn."

Shaborys coughs.

DM asks, "Allrighty, all set?"

Shaborys says, "Anyway."

Shaborys says, "Yes."

Quarion says, "Yep"

Horst says, "Affirm"

DM says, "You've made it to the lake shore and stand there, soaked to the skin and utterly, utterly cold. A few hundred feet up the mountainous shore, you see a few humanoid shapes shuffling around two ropes that have been used to harpoon the Skyshark to the ground."

DM says, "From the Skyshark you hear muffled sounds and occasional screams of pain."

Shaborys eep.

Quarion remembers that his primary directive is to help others.

Vraklul exclaims, "Looks like trouble!"

Horst says, "Gosh"

[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "Is there anyone on the ground near the ropes?"

[slingergame] DM says, "Yes, all those humanoid shapes"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Ah, shuffling around *this* end of the ropes."

[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "How far away from us?"

DM says, "Oh yeah, the Skyshark is turned around so the entry hatch is turned away from you."

DM says, "A few hundred feet up the rocky shore."

[slingergame] Shaborys asks, ""Up" like sloping, or straight up?"

Vraklul runs toward the shuffling figures!

DM says, "Sloping"

Horst runs to within 60' let's say.

Shaborys runs after Vraklul, bow in hand.

Quarion runs after Shaborys

[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "Lots of running."

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "So, if they're 300 feet away, it's going to take me five rounds to run there."

DM says, "After you've run about a hundred feet, you notice something to the side of the your path that gives you pause."

Shaborys looks around.

DM says, "It's Bloodfang, and a few feet away from him is some other dog. A black dog, with shaggy fur, and two head with slobbering mouths."

[slingergame] Shaborys asks, "Is black dog attacking Bloodfang?"

Quarion exclaims, "Bloodfang!"

DM says, "But the weird thing is not that dog, but Bloodfang, who is on his haunches, ears backs and growls."

DM says, "And the other dog seems more confused than anything."

Shaborys puts out a hand to pat Bloodfang. "Hey, hey, Bloodfang. Relax."

[Crows-Nest] (from Quarion) Shaborys loses a hand.

[Crows-Nest] Shaborys says, "I was thinking just that :("

DM says, "But as soon as he sees you come up the path, he barks, and then takes off running, with the other dog behind him. And boy, can Bloodfang run."

Vraklul is still running toward the humanoids.

Shaborys leaves them be and continues.

[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "Of course, he's a greyhound"

Horst says, "I'll take this bad two-headed dog"

Quarion runs towards the humanoids, hell-bent on protecting people.

[Crows-Nest] Shaborys asks, "Maybe he's not bad, just drawn that way?"

DM says, "And as you step to the place where he just was, you notice some movement within some scrub where Bloodfang was sitting."

Shaborys peers?

[Crows-Nest] Quarion asks, "Sorry, we all thought that was intended for Horst?"

DM says, "Okay, y'all run further up. When you are about 300 feet away..."

DM says, "Okay, maybe we should decide wether you are running or staying."

Shaborys is easily distracted.

Horst says, "I am staying with the dog(s)"

Shaborys says, "But probably running."

Horst says, "And the bush rustlin"

Shaborys says, "Because maelis and the kid (KIDS!)"

Shaborys has a weak spot for kids.

Shaborys says, "But not goat kids."

Quarion exclaims, "We must hurry!"

Vraklul is running.

DM exclaims, "The thing in the scrub turns out to be ... Kazehaya!"

[Crows-Nest] Horst asks, "who what now?"

[Crows-Nest] Quarion exclaims, "The kid!"

Quarion catches up with Shaborys, and also recognizes Kazehaya.

Horst asks, "Hey kids what's going on?"

DM says, "He is covered in dirt, with a mean cut on his head, but otherwise unharmed, but he is sobbing uncontrollably."

Quarion asks (of Kazehaya), "Are you OK? Where's Maelis?"

Vraklul may have already run past before seeing Kazehaya, and will probably only stop if someone calls out to him. Otherwise, he's well on his way to beat up some humanoids still.

DM says, "He wraps his arms around Horst and cries into his shoulder, and points at the airship (from where you still hear some sort of struggle)"

[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "Having watched some old Frasier earlier, I almost wrote 'where's Maris?'"

DM says, "The humanoid shapes above have noticed you, and seem to gesture towards the Skyshark, which slowly begins to turn."

Shaborys leaves the kid with Horst and keeps running (she'd stopped to try to pet Bloodfang, so probably noticed the kid in the shrub).

Horst asks, "Okay Kazehaya use your words please what's going on?"

DM says (to Vraklul), "When you are about 300 feet away, you can make out 6 shapes. Two larger ones, and 4 rather thin and dark people."

[slingergame] Vraklul exclaims, "I thought I sarted *out* 300 feet away!"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Started, even."

[Crows-Nest] Quarion asks, "OK I have stopped understanding what is going on. There are people on the Skyshark and people not on the skyshark?"

[Crows-Nest] Vraklul says (to Quarion), "I think there are implied people on the Skyshark, but no explicit ones."

[Crows-Nest] Horst says, "shit they've got a bad case of Kenyans"

[Crows-Nest] DM exclaims (at vraklul), "Right!"

DM says, "Yes, uh, you noticed them right at the start"

[slingergame] Quarion asks, "How far away from the Skyshark are we?"

[Crows-Nest] Vraklul says (to Quarion), "You might have misunderstood 'shapes above' -- I believe he just means 'the people higher up the hill'."

[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "aha"

DM says, "Kazehaya says between sobs, "It's Yan Wu, he found us. Please Horst, he's killing her!""

Vraklul, once he gets within 100 feet or so, shouts to the figures: "Hey! Who are you, and what are you doing here?"

DM says, "When y'all are about 100 feet away, Vraklul shouts something, and the Skyshark has turned all the way around, revealing two people with crossbows in the open hatch."

DM says, "And I think at this point we better roll Initiative"

Shaborys clears the initiative.

Shaborys rolls 1 20-sided die: 7 | 7 + 4 = 11

Shaborys registers herself at init 11.

[slingergame] Horst says, "Alright time to give this Init-bonusing shield a go"

Vraklul rolls 1 20-sided die: 9 | 9 + 2 = 11

Horst rolls 1 20-sided die: 8 | 8 + 1 = 9

Quarion rolls 1 20-sided die: 11 | 11 + 1 = 12

Vraklul registers himself at init 10.

Horst registers Horst at init 9.

Quarion registers himself at init 12.

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 18 | 18 - 2 = 16

DM registers Zombies at init 16.

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Zombies!"

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 3 | 3 + 2 = 5

DM registers Bugbears(ground) at init 5.

[slingergame] Horst says, "Dang those are some twitchy zombies"

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 8 | 8 + 2 = 10

DM displays the initiative: Zombies(16) Quarion(12) Shaborys(11) Vraklul(10) Horst(9) Bugbears(ground)(5)

DM registers Bugbears(Skyshark) at init 13.

[slingergame] Quarion asks, "Wait, bugbears? Are they furry?"

DM says, "So, to clarify, there are 4 zombies shuffling towards you, and behind them are 2 bugbears, sort of commanding them."

DM says, "Two other bugbears are in the Skyshark above, with crossbows"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Man, I never knew that bugbears were so bright."

[slingergame] Quarion says, "That is clear, but I'm imagining Wookiies now."

[slingergame] Quarion says, "(furry bears with crossbows, anyone?)"

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[slingergame] Vraklul says, "I'm going with the one with the daisies."

[slingergame] Quarion says, "hahah"

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "I prefer the KoL bugbears: [LINK]"

[slingergame] Quarion says, "OK, let's just kill them already"

[slingergame] DM exclaims (at Vraklul), "He wants you to push them!"

DM advances the initiative: ZOMBIES(16) Bugbears(Skyshark)(13) Quarion(12) Shaborys(11) Vraklul(10) Horst(9) Bugbears(ground)(5)

DM says, "The zombies shuffle 40 feet towards you"

DM says, "Though I'm not sure how they dash, exactly"

DM advances the initiative: Zombies(16) BUGBEARS(SKYSHARK)(13) Quarion(12) Shaborys(11) Vraklul(10) Horst(9) Bugbears(ground)(5)

DM says, "One bugbear sniper shoots at Vraklul"

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 3 | 3 + 4 = 7

DM says, "The other one shoots, at, hm, who else looks dangerous, I guess Stabby has a bow"

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 18 | 18 + 4 = 22

Shaborys oof.

[slingergame] Quarion says, "ouch"

DM rolls 1 8-sided die: 1 | 1 + 2 = 3

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Well, we know which one has better aim."

DM exclaims, "And scrapes her knee!"

DM advances the initiative: Zombies(16) Bugbears(Skyshark)(13) QUARION(12) Shaborys(11) Vraklul(10) Horst(9) Bugbears(ground)(5)

[slingergame] Vraklul exclaims, "Take that one out first!"

[slingergame] Quarion asks, "Which one?"

[slingergame] Vraklul exclaims, "The one with good aim!"

[Crows-Nest] DM exclaims, "Aw, I forgot to say "You are beset by bugbears!"

[Crows-Nest] Vraklul says, "Just as long as we don't get buggered."

Quarion points an angry quarterstaff at the two bugbears snipers. 'Magic Missiles, motherf*ckers!' he yells

[slingergame] Shaborys thinks Quarion has been spending too much time around Shaborys.

[slingergame] DM says, "ha ha"

Quarion rolls 1 4-sided die: 1 | 1 + 1 = 2

Quarion rolls 1 4-sided die: 4 | 4 + 1 = 5

Quarion rolls 1 4-sided die: 1 | 1 + 1 = 2

(From Quarion) The first missile hits the crappier sniper, and the other two strike the better one.

DM says, "You hear some ouchies from up there"

DM advances the initiative: Zombies(16) Bugbears(Skyshark)(13) Quarion(12) SHABORYS(11) Vraklul(10) Horst(9) Bugbears(ground)(5)

Shaborys would have disadvantage on the skyshark bugbears, so she runs up a bit and takes aim at one of the ground bugbears.

Shaborys rolls 1 20-sided die: 11 | 11 + 6 = 17

DM says, "yep"

Shaborys rolls 1 6-sided die: 2 | 2 + 4 = 6

DM exclaims, "More ouchies!"

DM advances the initiative: Zombies(16) Bugbears(Skyshark)(13) Quarion(12) Shaborys(11) VRAKLUL(10) Horst(9) Bugbears(ground)(5)

[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "How far am I from the closest ground-based enemy?"

[slingergame] DM says, "By my calculations 60 feet"

Vraklul sprints the rest of the way there, flying into a rage en route.

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Which takes up my whole action."

[slingergame] Quarion says, "Rage, rage against the dying of the Vrak"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "But may at least provide some flanking for someone next turn."

DM advances the initiative: Zombies(16) Bugbears(Skyshark)(13) Quarion(12) Shaborys(11) Vraklul(10) HORST(9) Bugbears(ground)(5)

Horst jogs up (30') to the zombies I guess and casts some righteous magic against them.

Horst says, "So that's a Dex 14 save for the lucky zombie"

DM says, "Sounds good. Do I roll a Dex ... saving"

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 6 | 6 - 2 = 4

Horst rolls 1 8-sided die: 8 | 8

Horst says, "Eat 8 points of radiant damage you undead monstrosity"

DM says, "oh it eats them"

DM says, "Strange that they are not vulnerable to it"

DM advances the initiative: Zombies(16) Bugbears(Skyshark)(13) Quarion(12) Shaborys(11) Vraklul(10) Horst(9) BUGBEARS(GROUND)(5)

DM says, "The bugbear focus on the orc who just ran up to them"

[slingergame] DM asks, "The first one has advantage, right?"

[slingergame] Horst says, "I don't think so. He didn't get to recklessly attack."

[slingergame] Horst says, "He's just more pissed off than usual"

[slingergame] Vraklul exclaims (at DM), "I haven't used a reckless attack yet!"

[slingergame] DM says, "Oh yea, right"

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 1 | 1 + 4 = 5

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "(If I attack recklessly, I get advantage, but so does everyone attacking me that round.)"

DM says, "the first bugbear hits himself with his morningstar"

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 2 | 2 + 4 = 6

Shaborys rolls her eyes at the bugbears.

DM says, "The other *nearly* hits himself"

[Crows-Nest] Horst says, "No wonder these guys got left behind"

DM advances the initiative: END OF ROUND

DM advances the initiative: ZOMBIES(16) Bugbears(Skyshark)(13) Quarion(12) Shaborys(11) Vraklul(10) Horst(9) Bugbears(ground)(5)

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Man."

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "I almost feel bad for these guys now."

DM exclaims (at vraklul), "There are 4 zombies who all love you!"

[slingergame] Vraklul says (to DM), "Emotions are running high all around right now."

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 17 | 17 + 3 = 20

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 5 | 5 + 3 = 8

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 8 | 8 + 3 = 11

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 1 | 1 + 3 = 4

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Hit, miss, miss, miss."

[slingergame] DM says, "man, these guy suck"

DM rolls 1 6-sided die: 3 | 3 + 1 = 4

[slingergame] Quarion says, "They're zombies, for heaven's sake."

DM advances the initiative: Zombies(16) BUGBEARS(SKYSHARK)(13) Quarion(12) Shaborys(11) Vraklul(10) Horst(9) Bugbears(ground)(5)

DM says, "One shoots at Vraklul again"

[slingergame] Vraklul exclaims, "So we've now been attacked four times. For a grand total of (after my DR) 5 points of damage!"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Er, *eight* times, I mean."

[slingergame] Vraklul exclaims, "That is slightly more than half a hit point per attack!"

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 19 | 19 + 4 = 23

[slingergame] Vraklul exclaims (at Bugbear), "There, I knew you could do it!"

DM rolls 1 8-sided die: 1 | 1 + 2 = 3

DM says, "The other shoots at that dangerous looking wizard what just missiled him"

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 4 | 4 + 4 = 8

DM says, "But the bolt just sticks in Quarion's hat"

DM advances the initiative: Zombies(16) Bugbears(Skyshark)(13) QUARION(12) Shaborys(11) Vraklul(10) Horst(9) Bugbears(ground)(5)

[Crows-Nest] Horst says, "Unlike several other editions, in 5E there's no penalty for shooting into melee"

[Crows-Nest] DM says, "I have to unlearn a lot of the Dark Eye for this"

[Crows-Nest] Vraklul says, "In fact, Shaborys might even get a bonus for flanking."

[Crows-Nest] DM says, "Where you would get bonuses for attacking a guy together with friends"

[Crows-Nest] Shaborys says, "I get to sneak attack with you standing there :D"

[Crows-Nest] Vraklul says, "Good old flanking."

Quarion conjures up a ball of fire, and tries to throw it at the better sniper of the two bugbears up above.

Quarion rolls 1 20-sided die: 8 | 8 + 4 = 12

DM says, "Alas"

Quarion jumps out of the way as the fireball lands.

Quarion exclaims, "It didn't go all the way up!"

DM advances the initiative: Zombies(16) Bugbears(Skyshark)(13) Quarion(12) SHABORYS(11) Vraklul(10) Horst(9) Bugbears(ground)(5)

Shaborys aims at the bugbear closer to Vraklul.

[slingergame] Quarion says, "Graviy sucks."

Shaborys rolls 1 20-sided die: 17 | 17 + 6 = 23

Shaborys rolls 3 6-sided dice: 6 3 1 | 10 + 4 = 14

[slingergame] Vraklul exclaims, "But it's so delicious on a mashed potato!"

[Crows-Nest] DM says, "I was thinking it gets sucked into one of the propellers"

DM asks, "On whom?"

Shaborys says, "The bugbear closer to Vraklul, I said."

DM says, "Ah, gotcha"

DM advances the initiative: Zombies(16) Bugbears(Skyshark)(13) Quarion(12) Shaborys(11) VRAKLUL(10) Horst(9) Bugbears(ground)(5)

Vraklul takes the Orcsbane out for its maiden swing, against the same bugbear who's getting all the attention.

Vraklul rolls 1 20-sided die: 14 | 14 + 7 = 21

Vraklul rolls 1 12-sided die: 9 | 9 + 7 = 16

[slingergame] Quarion exclaims, "Knights of Varg Gijak... assemble!"

DM says, "Yep"

[slingergame] Shaborys gets to be the right foot. The sneaky sneaky right foot.

DM says, "That bugbear is not happy"

DM advances the initiative: Zombies(16) Bugbears(Skyshark)(13) Quarion(12) Shaborys(11) Vraklul(10) HORST(9) Bugbears(ground)(5)

Vraklul's blade slices clean through, coming away without even a fleck of bugbear blood on it.

DM says, "Clean as the day you took it out of a 50 year old grave"

Horst zaps that same zombie again. Dex DC 14 save

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 2 | 2 - 2 = 0

Horst rolls 1 8-sided die: 5 | 5

Horst says, "zap zap"

DM exclaims, "The zombie explodes into disgusting heaps of rotten flesh!"

Shaborys ew.

Quarion says, "Bleea&f"

Shaborys will not be eating that.

[slingergame] DM says, "You can tell how disgusting it is when Shaborys refuses to eat it"

Horst says, "Thank god. Specifically, my god, the best god."

DM advances the initiative: Zombies(16) Bugbears(Skyshark)(13) Quarion(12) Shaborys(11) Vraklul(10) Horst(9) BUGBEARS(GROUND)(5)

[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "Does that include lettuces?"

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "True."

DM says, "Both pound away at Vraklul"

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 14 | 14 + 4 = 18

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Hit."

DM rolls 2 6-sided dice: 6 2 | 8 + 2 = 10

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Miss."

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 2 | 2 + 4 = 6

[slingergame] DM exclaims, "Whoa, either that was premonition or you cheat!"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Or I misread the damage roll as the second attack roll."

DM advances the initiative: END OF ROUND

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "But it's really just the cheating thing."

[slingergame] DM says, "heh"

DM advances the initiative: ZOMBIES(16) Bugbears(Skyshark)(13) Quarion(12) Shaborys(11) Vraklul(10) Horst(9) Bugbears(ground)(5)

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 8 | 8 + 3 = 11

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 14 | 14 + 3 = 17

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 9 | 9 + 3 = 12

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Second one hits."

[Crows-Nest] Horst says, "braaiiiiins"

DM rolls 1 6-sided die: 3 | 3 + 1 = 4

DM advances the initiative: Zombies(16) BUGBEARS(SKYSHARK)(13) Quarion(12) Shaborys(11) Vraklul(10) Horst(9) Bugbears(ground)(5)

DM says, "First one decides to aim at that sneaky Tiefling"

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 15 | 15 + 4 = 19

DM rolls 1 8-sided die: 1 | 1 + 2 = 3

Shaborys ouch.

DM says, "The second one tries to take out that wizard again"

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 19 | 19 + 4 = 23

DM rolls 1 8-sided die: 7 | 7 + 2 = 9

Quarion says, "oww"

Quarion says, "I take my first 9 HP of damage"

DM advances the initiative: Zombies(16) Bugbears(Skyshark)(13) QUARION(12) Shaborys(11) Vraklul(10) Horst(9) Bugbears(ground)(5)

Quarion tries Magic Missile again.

Quarion rolls 1 4-sided die: 4 | 4 + 1 = 5

Quarion rolls 1 4-sided die: 1 | 1 + 1 = 2

Quarion rolls 1 4-sided die: 2 | 2 + 1 = 3

(From Quarion) The first and third blazes of blue strike the bugbear who just bugged Quarion.

(From Quarion) The second one strikes the other one.

DM says, "Allrighty"

DM advances the initiative: Zombies(16) Bugbears(Skyshark)(13) Quarion(12) SHABORYS(11) Vraklul(10) Horst(9) Bugbears(ground)(5)

Shaborys aims at the same unhappy bugbear.

Shaborys rolls 1 20-sided die: 18 | 18 + 6 = 24

Shaborys rolls 3 6-sided dice: 4 6 5 | 15 + 4 = 19

[Crows-Nest] Horst says, "ffuuu"

DM says, "The bugbear laughs it off, until he realizesm that his HP counter says -10, not 10"

DM advances the initiative: Zombies(16) Bugbears(Skyshark)(13) Quarion(12) Shaborys(11) VRAKLUL(10) Horst(9) Bugbears(ground)(5)

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "See? I told you they weren't so bright."

Shaborys winks at the surviving bugbear.

DM says, "Okay, that's your action, next up ..."

Vraklul, please with how things went against the first bugbear, tries out OB on the second one!

Vraklul rolls 1 20-sided die: 15 | 15 + 7 = 22

Vraklul rolls 1 12-sided die: 11 | 11 + 7 = 18

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Yes. I believe I like this weapon."

DM says, "That bugbear is like "This but a fleshwound" before he falls over dead"

[slingergame] Horst says, "these guys might count as orcs; I can't remember"

DM advances the initiative: Zombies(16) Bugbears(Skyshark)(13) Quarion(12) Shaborys(11) Vraklul(10) HORST(9) Bugbears(ground)(5)

Horst zaps the next zombie in line. Dex 14.

[slingergame] Quarion says, "So three zombies, 2 bugbears up in the air, 1 on the ground."

[slingergame] Vraklul asks (of Horst), "On their fingers, you mean?"

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 20 | 20 - 2 = 18

DM says, "wow"

[slingergame] Horst says, "For the purposes of any special magic weapon species-specific slaying"

[slingergame] Vraklul says (to Quarion), "No bugbears on the ground. At least, not standing ones."

Horst says, "FINE"

Horst walks up to that zombie with the rest of his turn.

Horst says, "Hi Vraklul, Shaborys."

DM removes Bugbears(ground) from the initiative list.

Shaborys nods.

DM advances the initiative: END OF ROUND

DM advances the initiative: ZOMBIES(16) Bugbears(Skyshark)(13) Quarion(12) Shaborys(11) Vraklul(10) Horst(9)

[slingergame] Vraklul says (to Horst), "I don't think the DM mentioned any orc-specific powers that it had. I believe it's just the name of the weapon."

[slingergame] Horst says, "One never knows"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "True."

[slingergame] DM says, "But not cut yourself shaving with it"

[slingergame] Horst says, "Or they could be all 'holy crap that dude has Orcfucker'"

DM says, "Two zombies attack Vraklul, one goes after Horst"

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 20 | 20 + 3 = 23

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 2 | 2 + 3 = 5

DM says, "Wow, a crit"

DM rolls 2 6-sided dice: 6 5 | 11 + 1 = 12

DM says, "The Zombie gets a good one in and gives Vraklul a black eye"

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 19 | 19 + 3 = 22

[slingergame] Vraklul says (to Zombie), "Good job! Now you can rest in the afterlife knowing you at least hit something before being returned to ashes, dust."

Horst says, "Ouch"

DM rolls 1 66-sided die: 42 | 42 + 1 = 43

DM says, "er"

DM rolls 1 6-sided die: 2 | 2 + 1 = 3

Shaborys yikes.

DM advances the initiative: Zombies(16) BUGBEARS(SKYSHARK)(13) Quarion(12) Shaborys(11) Vraklul(10) Horst(9)

DM says, "The first one, seeing that the battle is not going great, gets out his knife and cuts the ropes connecting the Skyshark to the ground."

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "There goes my great idea."

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "That #&$*."

[slingergame] Shaborys was gonna climb on her next turn.

DM exclaims, "The other one fires a last shot at that meddling tiefling!"

[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "Can he cut them both in one turn?"

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 14 | 14 + 4 = 18

[slingergame] DM says, "Yes"

DM rolls 1 9-sided die: 3 | 3 + 2 = 5

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "I reaffirm my earlier epithet."

DM registers Skyshark at init 1.

[slingergame] Shaborys asks, "9-sided die?"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "(Whether directed at the bugbear or the DM, we'll leave ambiguous.)"

DM rolls 1 8-sided die: 3 | 3 + 2 = 5

[slingergame] DM says, "ha ha"

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Hmpf."

[slingergame] DM says, "(at Shaborys)"

[slingergame] DM says, "I won't dignify disparaging comments that were maybe aimed at me with a response"

DM advances the initiative: Zombies(16) Bugbears(Skyshark)(13) QUARION(12) Shaborys(11) Vraklul(10) Horst(9) Skyshark(1)

[slingergame] Quarion asks (of DM), "Are the ropes trailing low enough for us to grab?"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "I think they are completely 100% within our reach, unfortunately."

[slingergame] DM says, "The bugbear just cut them"

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "I think the ropes are on the ground now."

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Incidentally: free rope!"

[slingergame] DM says, "I don't think rope is that tasty"

[slingergame] Quarion asks, "How high is the Skyshark?"

[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "Did the King's gift to you include a pair of magic rose-tinted goggles?"

[slingergame] DM says (to Quarion), "There are still 3 zombies, though"

[slingergame] DM says (to Quarion), "49.2125984 feet"

[slingergame] DM says, "or 15 meters"

[slingergame] Quarion says, "noted"

[Crows-Nest] Horst asks, "grapplin hook?"

Quarion does what he does best: hurling magical missiles of pale blue flame at the undead.

Quarion rolls 1 4-sided die: 2 | 2 + 1 = 3

Quarion rolls 1 4-sided die: 4 | 4 + 1 = 5

Quarion rolls 1 4-sided die: 1 | 1 + 1 = 2

DM asks, "Each one gets one?"

Quarion says, "Yep."

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "(Is that really the most efficient way to slay zombies?)"

DM advances the initiative: Zombies(16) Bugbears(Skyshark)(13) Quarion(12) SHABORYS(11) Vraklul(10) Horst(9) Skyshark(1)

Shaborys aims at a zombie standing next to a party member.

Shaborys rolls 1 20-sided die: 14 | 14 + 6 = 20

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "(It might be more effective to focus your damage on one at a time, to reduce the number of enemies we have to deal with at a time.)"

DM says, "yep"

Shaborys rolls 3 6-sided dice: 6 1 4 | 11 + 4 = 15

[slingergame] Quarion says, "sorry for that"

DM says, "Headshot! The zombie falls over and ..."

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 9 | 9 + 3 = 12

DM says, "... stays down"

DM advances the initiative: Zombies(16) Bugbears(Skyshark)(13) Quarion(12) Shaborys(11) VRAKLUL(10) Horst(9) Skyshark(1)

[slingergame] Quarion exclaims, "2 zombies left!"

[slingergame] Shaborys asks, "So the skyshark, it's inflatable, or solid, or what?"

[slingergame] Shaborys has forgotten the details.

[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "Would it be possible to use the 'move' part of my action to tie a rope to something, or would that require the actual action action part?"

[slingergame] DM says, "It's a zeppelin, with a cabin underneath, and propellers at the side"

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Ok"

[slingergame] Vraklul asks (of DM), "The cabin presumably being made of wood?"

[slingergame] DM says (to Vraklul), "yes"

[slingergame] DM says, "To your earlier inquiry, that would take your action"

[slingergame] DM says, "like, actual action"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Oh, OK. In that case, I'll just keep doing what I'm good at."

[slingergame] Quarion says, "OK, I just had a terrible idea."

[slingergame] Hunter waves.

Vraklul looks at the last two zombies, picks the one with more teeth left, and takes a swing!

Vraklul rolls 1 20-sided die: 13 | 13 + 7 = 20

Vraklul rolls 1 12-sided die: 1 | 1 + 7 = 8

DM says, "You chop off a good part of it's torso, but it's still standing"

DM says, "rotten guts spilling out, etc."

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "My idea was to tie a rope to a javeline, then throw the javelin at the cabin."

DM advances the initiative: Zombies(16) Bugbears(Skyshark)(13) Quarion(12) Shaborys(11) Vraklul(10) HORST(9) Skyshark(1)

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "In order to give us a way to climb up."

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "But I think I'll hold off on that until there are fewer zombies trying to eat me."

Horst tries to mace that zombie that Vraklul just hit.

Horst rolls 1 20-sided die: 20 | 20 + 4 = 24

DM says, "Wowser"

[slingergame] Quarion says (to Vraklul), "That is better than my idea, which was to set fire to the zeppelin so as to make it crash into the lake, then use water-breathing to rescue Maelis."

Horst rolls 2 6-sided dice: 3 6 | 9 + 2 = 11

DM says, "And the zombie"

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 6 | 6 + 3 = 9

DM says, "... stays down"

DM advances the initiative: Zombies(16) Bugbears(Skyshark)(13) Quarion(12) Shaborys(11) Vraklul(10) Horst(9) SKYSHARK(1)

Hunter disappears through an invisible gap in the MUD. You think you may have heard the sounds of chatting before the gap closed again.

DM says, "The skyshark drifts 30 feet out over the lake"

DM advances the initiative: END OF ROUND

DM advances the initiative: ZOMBIES(16) Bugbears(Skyshark)(13) Quarion(12) Shaborys(11) Vraklul(10) Horst(9) Skyshark(1)

DM says, "The last zombie mindlessly gropes at Vraklul"

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 10 | 10 + 3 = 13

DM advances the initiative: Zombies(16) BUGBEARS(SKYSHARK)(13) Quarion(12) Shaborys(11) Vraklul(10) Horst(9) Skyshark(1)

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Good thing he missed, or I might have a sexual harassment case against you."

[slingergame] Shaborys gives Vrak an X card.

DM says, "The first bugbear still wants to get that meddling orc"

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 14 | 14 + 4 = 18

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "That's a hit."

DM rolls 1 8-sided die: 6 | 6 + 2 = 8

[slingergame] Vraklul exclaims, "But it won't stop me from meddling!"

DM says, "The other one takes aim at Shaborys"

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 13 | 13 + 4 = 17

Shaborys grump.

DM rolls 1 8-sided die: 7 | 7 + = 7

DM says, "grr"

DM rolls 1 8-sided die: 4 | 4 + 2 = 6

Shaborys ha.

DM says, "ha"

DM advances the initiative: Zombies(16) Bugbears(Skyshark)(13) QUARION(12) Shaborys(11) Vraklul(10) Horst(9) Skyshark(1)

Quarion is confused, worried about the Skyshark getting away, but also aware there is one last bugbear to beat.

DM says, "You mean one last zombie, and 2 bugbear archers"

Quarion asks, "I thought there was a bugbear on the ground still?"

[Crows-Nest] Vraklul says, "Bugbearcher."

DM says, "Nope"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "There's a zombie on the ground."

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "There *are* two bugbears on the ground, but they are very much 'on the ground', and will not be getting back up again."

Quarion rolls up his sleeves, and hurls a firebolt at the last zombie.

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Unless to join the zombies, I suppose."

Quarion rolls 1 20-sided die: 2 | 2 + 4 = 6

(From Quarion) And misses.

[slingergame] Quarion says, "Darn those fireballs."

DM exclaims, "Woosh!"

DM advances the initiative: Zombies(16) Bugbears(Skyshark)(13) Quarion(12) SHABORYS(11) Vraklul(10) Horst(9) Skyshark(1)

[slingergame] Shaborys asks, "So the bugbears are within 80 feet of me, and I can see them easily?"

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "I misunderstood how far away they were when tied up, so I wasn't aiming at them."

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "The ship is 50 feet away, the last I heard."

[slingergame] Shaborys asks, "I presume Vrkalul can duck away to tie some rope, and Horst can take out the remaining zombie? Or should I go for the zom?"

[slingergame] DM says, "Yeah, and 15 feet up."

[slingergame] Vraklul says (to Borys), "I like your plan."

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "The one that involves fewer live bugbears shooting at me while I climb the rope."

Shaborys takes aim at one of the bugbears.

Shaborys rolls 1 20-sided die: 14 | 14 + 6 = 20

Shaborys rolls 1 6-sided die: 2 | 2 + 4 = 6

[slingergame] Quarion says, "Wow."

[slingergame] Quarion says, "I am awed."

DM advances the initiative: Zombies(16) Bugbears(Skyshark)(13) Quarion(12) Shaborys(11) VRAKLUL(10) Horst(9) Skyshark(1)

Vraklul decides that one little zombie isn't enough to worry about and sets to tying the cut end of a rope tightly to one of his javelins.

Hunter arrives at home.

[Crows-Nest] Horst says, "Take the Rod with you"

DM says, "allrighty"

DM advances the initiative: Zombies(16) Bugbears(Skyshark)(13) Quarion(12) Shaborys(11) Vraklul(10) HORST(9) Skyshark(1)

Horst exclaims, "Zombie! Mace! For you! In your undead head!!"

Horst rolls 1 20-sided die: 18 | 18 + 4 = 22

Horst rolls 1 6-sided die: 5 | 5 + 2 = 7

DM says, "The zombie falls down and"

[slingergame] Quarion exclaims, "Hey that's a good idea. Tie the other end of the rope to the immovable rod!"

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 8 | 8 + 3 = 11

DM says, "...stays down"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Sounds good -- I'll worry about my end of the rope, and you can take care of yours :)"

[slingergame] Quarion says, "OK"

DM advances the initiative: Zombies(16) Bugbears(Skyshark)(13) Quarion(12) Shaborys(11) Vraklul(10) Horst(9) SKYSHARK(1)

DM says, "The skyshark drifts another 30 feet"

DM removes Zombies from the initiative list.

DM advances the initiative: END OF ROUND

DM advances the initiative: BUGBEARS(SKYSHARK)(13) Quarion(12) Shaborys(11) Vraklul(10) Horst(9) Skyshark(1)

DM says, "Seeing Vraklul playing with a rope, the first one tries to take him down"

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 1 | 1 + 4 = 5

[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "How far is the ship from us now, vertically and horizontally?"

DM exclaims, "clunk!"

[slingergame] DM says, "80 ft away, 15 ft up"

[slingergame] DM says, "over the lake"

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "80 feet out and 15 feet up? 81.4 foot hypotenus"

DM says, "The second guy tries to shoot the wizard again"

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 18 | 18 + 4 = 22

DM rolls 1 8-sided die: 3 | 3 + 2 = 5

Quarion groans as he gets a second arrow in his arm. 'Gah!'

DM exclaims, "bolt!"

[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "Is that whole 80 feet over the lake? Or is it, say, 60 feet from us to the shore, then another 20 feet from the shore out to where the ship is?"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "(He asked hopefully.)"

Quarion looks at the arrow and realises it's a crossbow bolt.

[slingergame] DM says, "Sure, why not"

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Whew"

DM advances the initiative: Bugbears(Skyshark)(13) QUARION(12) Shaborys(11) Vraklul(10) Horst(9) Skyshark(1)

Quarion takes out the immovable rod and ties it to the other end of Vraklul's rope.

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Woo."

Quarion says (to Vraklul), "That rope should be more than 20 foot long"

DM says, "Okay, as I said, that's an action"

DM advances the initiative: Bugbears(Skyshark)(13) Quarion(12) SHABORYS(11) Vraklul(10) Horst(9) Skyshark(1)

Quarion says, "Since the Skyshark was about 40 feet up."

DM says, "15 feet"

Quarion says, "oops"

Shaborys runs, and also dashes as a free action, and then aims at the bugbear again.

DM says, "But yes, it's long enough"

Shaborys rolls 1 20-sided die: 3 | 3 + 6 = 9

Shaborys misses!

DM advances the initiative: Bugbears(Skyshark)(13) Quarion(12) Shaborys(11) VRAKLUL(10) Horst(9) Skyshark(1)

Vraklul follows close behind at Borys' heels: dashing, dashing again as a bonus to the very edge of the water, then launching his javelin toward the cabin of the airship!

Vraklul rolls 1 10-sided die: 1 | 1 + 6 = 7

[Crows-Nest] DM says (to Shaborys), "Sort of amusing that I can see what you listen to while we play"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Er."

Vraklul rolls 1 20-sided die: 19 | 19 + 6 = 25

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Attack rolls work so much better with d20's than d10's."

[Crows-Nest] Shaborys says, "Stalker."

DM says, "The javelin hits the cabin and vibrates there for a second. It has hit about 6-7 feet from the hatch"

[Crows-Nest] DM says, "I literally looked an inch to the left from my playlist :P"

DM advances the initiative: Bugbears(Skyshark)(13) Quarion(12) Shaborys(11) Vraklul(10) HORST(9) Skyshark(1)

Horst helps Vraklul with grabbing onto the rope I guess? Sure.

[slingergame] Quarion asks, "We can assume Ive already pushed the button on the rod?"

[slingergame] DM says, "Yeah, it's held by the immovable rod"

DM advances the initiative: Bugbears(Skyshark)(13) Quarion(12) Shaborys(11) Vraklul(10) Horst(9) SKYSHARK(1)

DM says, "The rope goes taut as the Skyshark tries to get away, but can't"

DM advances the initiative: END OF ROUND

DM removes Skyshark from the initiative list.

DM advances the initiative: BUGBEARS(SKYSHARK)(13) Quarion(12) Shaborys(11) Vraklul(10) Horst(9)

DM says, "One of the bugbears put his knife between his teeth and starts to climb out towards the javelin"

DM says, "The other shoots at Vraklul"

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 13 | 13 + 4 = 17

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Another hit."

DM rolls 1 8-sided die: 2 | 2 + 2 = 4

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "FYI: that puts me at half hit points now."

DM advances the initiative: Bugbears(Skyshark)(13) QUARION(12) Shaborys(11) Vraklul(10) Horst(9)

[slingergame] Horst says, "ok"

Quarion grits his teeth, and hurls three motes of blue flame in the face of the bugbear who's on the very point of removing the javelin, that one hope upon which all depends.

[slingergame] Shaborys is just under half :(

Quarion rolls 1 4-sided die: 4 | 4 + 1 = 5

Quarion rolls 1 4-sided die: 2 | 2 + 1 = 3

Quarion rolls 1 4-sided die: 3 | 3 + 1 = 4

DM says, "The bugbear is like "Ouch!" but holds on, "ouch!" loses grip with one hand, and then the last bolt hits that hand and goes "AAAAAAAAAh *Splash*"

Shaborys chuckles.

DM advances the initiative: Bugbears(Skyshark)(13) Quarion(12) SHABORYS(11) Vraklul(10) Horst(9)

Shaborys shoots at the other bugbear.

Shaborys rolls 1 20-sided die: 15 | 15 + 6 = 21

Shaborys rolls 1 6-sided die: 3 | 3 + 4 = 7

DM says, "That hits"

DM advances the initiative: Bugbears(Skyshark)(13) Quarion(12) Shaborys(11) VRAKLUL(10) Horst(9)

Vraklul climbs the rope!

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "So, I believe I'm presently just under 30 feet from the other end."

[slingergame] DM asks, "What's your climbing speed?"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Climbing takes twice as long as normal movement, IIRC, but I can dash as a bonus action while raging."

[slingergame] DM says, "Rageclimbing"

[slingergame] Horst asks, "Does someone in our group have an item that gives them a climb speed?"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "I don't have a formal climbing speed, and the rules say that if you don't have a climbing speed, each foot costs an extra foot."

[slingergame] DM says, "I believe the rope should be at leasr 60 feet long"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "I normally move at 30 feet, so I think I can effectively climb 15 feet, then dash to climb another 15 feet..."

[slingergame] DM says, "checks out"

[slingergame] Horst says, "Climb Angry"

[slingergame] Vraklul asks (of DM), "So you're saying that only takes me halfway, right?"

[slingergame] DM says, "But since it is but a rope, I require an athletics check"

[slingergame] DM says (to vraklul), "yes"

Vraklul rolls 1 20-sided die: 4 | 4 + 6 = 10

DM says, "Okay, about halfway up you slip and need to regain your grip, so you only make it 15 ft"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "I also have my normal action."

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "I'll use that to keep climbing."

[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "Another roll needed?"

[slingergame] DM says, "Wait, you dashed"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Using my super Eagle Powers to dash as a bonus action."

[slingergame] DM says, "ah, gotcha"

[slingergame] Horst says, "dang look at him go"

[slingergame] DM says, "So you make it 30 ft after all (if you suceed in another roll)"

Vraklul rolls 1 20-sided die: 6 | 6 + 6 = 12

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "I am apparently not as good at rolls that don't involve chopping things up."

DM says, "Well, the DC is only 11, so you make it 30 ft"

[slingergame] Vraklul exclaims, "Woo!"

DM advances the initiative: Bugbears(Skyshark)(13) Quarion(12) Shaborys(11) Vraklul(10) HORST(9)

Horst summons up some divine fire to strike down on the bugbear.

Horst says, "Who gets a Dex 14 save"

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 6 | 6 + 2 = 8

Horst rolls 1 8-sided die: 5 | 5

Horst says, "Radiant damage for you, bearbug"

DM advances the initiative: END OF ROUND

[Crows-Nest] DM says, "Bearbug is like, super offensive in Bugbear circles"

DM says, "The bugbear decides that the climbing orc is the biggest peril"

[Crows-Nest] Vraklul says, "If this guy gets back home, I'm sure he'll be filing a complaint."

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 16 | 16 + 4 = 20

DM rolls 1 8-sided die: 3 | 3 + 2 = 5

DM says (to vraklul), "Time for a Strength check"

Vraklul rolls 1 20-sided die: 10 | 10 + 6 = 16

DM exclaims, "You hold on to the rope!"

DM advances the initiative: BUGBEARS(SKYSHARK)(13) Quarion(12) Shaborys(11) Vraklul(10) Horst(9)

DM advances the initiative: Bugbears(Skyshark)(13) QUARION(12) Shaborys(11) Vraklul(10) Horst(9)

Vraklul's eyes flicker with green fire.

Quarion asks, "Wait, what?"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "(Thank you, bugbear, for keeping my rage going for the next round.)"

[slingergame] Quarion says, "Ah, the green eyes of rage"

[slingergame] inky says, "I'd like to thank all the bugbears who made it possible for me to be here today"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Oh, dang, I just realized that I should have been adding an extra +2 to those last few checks."

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "But that is my fault for forgetting."

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "(Rage also gives a bonus to Strength checks.)"

Quarion is confident he can finish off the last bugbear with a firebolt. This time should work.

DM says, "Third time's the charm"

Quarion rolls 1 20-sided die: 12 | 12 + 4 = 16

DM exclaims, "A hit!"

Quarion rolls 1 10-sided die: 1 | 1

[slingergame] Quarion says, "bah"

[Crows-Nest] Horst says, "heh"

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Aw"

DM exclaims, "My eyebrow!"

DM says, "I worked so hard on not being called unibrow anymore! And you ruined it! RUINED IT!""

DM advances the initiative: Bugbears(Skyshark)(13) Quarion(12) SHABORYS(11) Vraklul(10) Horst(9)

Shaborys shoots the bugbear.

Shaborys rolls 1 20-sided die: 17 | 17 + 6 = 23

Shaborys rolls 1 6-sided die: 1 | 1 + 4 = 5

DM exclaims, "Amazingly, the bugbear, despite being hit by almost everything you threw at him, is still alive!"

DM advances the initiative: Bugbears(Skyshark)(13) Quarion(12) Shaborys(11) VRAKLUL(10) Horst(9)

Vraklul keeps climbing!

Vraklul rolls 1 20-sided die: 16 | 16 + 8 = 24

Shaborys glaaaaaaaaares at the bugbear. Die already.

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "First for my movement, then again for my bonus."

DM says, "You make it to the javelin, next turn you can jump in"

[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "So for my action, can I throw a handaxe?"

[slingergame] Quarion says, "That'd take care of the bugbear's unibrow, all right"

[slingergame] DM asks, "Wait, can you always dash as a bonus, or does that have limited uses?"

[slingergame] Vraklul says (to DM), "Only while I'm raging."

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "(And when I haven't already used my bonus action for something else.)"

[slingergame] DM says, "Okay, so let's see - you move 15ft, then dash as a bonus, another 15ft, so yeah, you still have your action, checks out"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "That's part of why I was slightly happy that the bugbear attacked me while I was on the rope. If I hadn't taken damage then, my rage would have worn off while I was climbing."

DM says, "Throw away, though with disadvantage, since you're holding on to the ship"

Vraklul rolls 1 20-sided die: 4 | 4 + 6 = 10

Vraklul rolls 1 20-sided die: 16 | 16 + 6 = 22

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Alas."

DM says, "Your handaxe lands somewhere in the interior of the Skyshark"

DM advances the initiative: Bugbears(Skyshark)(13) Quarion(12) Shaborys(11) Vraklul(10) HORST(9)

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "I guess that's one handaxe I'm probably not getting back."

Horst says, "zap zap pray pray zap"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Or maybe I am! Thanks."

Horst says, "Dex 14 save my good chum"

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 2 | 2 + 2 = 4

Horst rolls 1 8-sided die: 5 | 5

Horst says, "yet another 5 points of goodly radiant damage"

DM exclaims, "For a second it looks like he's finally falling, but amazingly, this bugbear still stands!"

DM advances the initiative: END OF ROUND

DM advances the initiative: BUGBEARS(SKYSHARK)(13) Quarion(12) Shaborys(11) Vraklul(10) Horst(9)

[slingergame] Quarion asks, "What's that bugbear's secret? Steroids?"

DM says, "And he tries to shoot Vraklul off the side of the ship"

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 14 | 14 + 4 = 18

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "A hit."

DM rolls 1 8-sided die: 8 | 8 + 2 = 10

DM says, "Another strength(11) roll to keep holding on"

Vraklul rolls 1 20-sided die: 17 | 17 + 8 = 25

[slingergame] DM says (to Quarion), "He's just a consummate professional"

DM advances the initiative: Bugbears(Skyshark)(13) QUARION(12) Shaborys(11) Vraklul(10) Horst(9)

Quarion flexes.

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "I misread that as "flees"."

Quarion exclaims, "Prepare for wrath!"

Quarion throws yet another fireball at the pernicious bugbear.

Quarion rolls 1 20-sided die: 6 | 6 + 4 = 10

DM says, "Alas"

(From Quarion) And the fireball lands in the lake.

DM advances the initiative: Bugbears(Skyshark)(13) Quarion(12) SHABORYS(11) Vraklul(10) Horst(9)

Shaborys shoots again.

Shaborys rolls 1 20-sided die: 12 | 12 + 6 = 18

Shaborys rolls 1 6-sided die: 5 | 5 + 4 = 9

Shaborys says, "Die, m*therfucker"

[Crows-Nest] Vraklul says, "Ha ha ha."

Quarion exclaims, "The asterisk is in the wrong place, Shabby!"

DM says, "The bugbear clutches his chest and falls forward into the lake"

[Crows-Nest] Vraklul says (to Quarion), "You clearly aren't fluent in Infernal."

DM says, "You are victorious (for now)"

DM clears the initiative.

Vraklul swings himself up into the Skyshark's cabin!

Quarion climbs after Vraklul.

Horst asks, "Ok kid so what happened here?"

DM says, "The cabin seems to be empty of people, though one of the rooms is locked"

DM says, "But nobody is manning the bridge, for instance"

Shaborys follows closely behind.

Vraklul knocks on the locked door. "Anyone in there? This is Vraklul the Liberator of Airships."

[slingergame] Quarion asks, "So Shabby, Vrak and I are aboard while Horst stays with the kid?"

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Looks like it"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Any no one knows where Bloodfang got off to."

DM says, "You hear a piercing scream from Maelis. You're not sure that was in answer, though. Then that metallic voice : "These idiots made it on board, deal with them while I deal with this bi[sound of Quarion climbing on board]""

Shaborys asks, "Can you smash that door down, or should I pick the lock?"

Vraklul smashes his shoulder into the door!

DM says, "STR(15)"

Shaborys says, "ok!"

Vraklul rolls 1 20-sided die: 19 | 19 + 4 = 23

Shaborys switches to her blade while Vrak is smashing down the door.

DM says (to horst), "Kaze says, "It's my fathers enforcers! He must've found us. They attacked us in the night. Maelis managed to smuggle me off-board, but they got her!""

DM says, "Metallic voice : "Why won't you speak? Do you think your little friends are gonna help you? That they are just gonna burst through that do *crash* GODDAMMIT!""

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Yay."

Quarion exclaims, "Let's go!"

Vraklul says, "Get your hands off of her. Drop your weapons fast enough, and you *might* live."

Quarion points his quarterstaff at the metallic voice guy (what does he look like?)

DM says, "This is the room that mainly serves as the cabin for Kaze and Maelis. It's a bit cramped in here, as there is someone, or something in a full plate armor, complete with horned helmet, holding Maelis by the throat against one of the windows. Two more bugbears, one of them leaderlike looking, stand here, and another one of those two-headed dogs."

Hunter disappears through an invisible gap in the MUD. You think you may have heard the sounds of chatting before the gap closed again.

[slingergame] Horst says, "Damnit we need to rescue Morpheus I mean Maelis"

[slingergame] Quarion says (to Horst), "You're still down with the kids."

[slingergame] Quarion says, "-s"

[slingergame] Horst says, "Yeah I know"

DM says, "Everybody but Horst roll INI"

Vraklul rolls 1 20-sided die: 18 | 18 + 2 = 20

Shaborys rolls 1 20-sided die: 5 | 5 + 4 = 9

Quarion rolls 1 20-sided die: 19 | 19 + 1 = 20

Vraklul registers himself at init 20.

Horst displays the initiative: Vraklul(20)

Shaborys registers herself at init 9.

Quarion rolls 1 20-sided die: 20 | 20 + 1 = 21

Quarion registers himself at init 21.

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Uh, I don't think you get to do that..."

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 19 | 19 + 2 = 21

Horst says, "Hey kid why don't you run up that rope and land this boat, now that we've cleaned out the bad people"

[slingergame] DM says (to Quarion), "Yeah, um"

[slingergame] Quarion asks (of DM), "I and Vrak both rolled 20s, so I rerolled?"

[slingergame] Quarion says, "It just so happened to be a 21"

[slingergame] DM asks, "Nah, who off you has the higher DEX?"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Mine was +2."

[slingergame] Quarion says, "Then Vrak wins"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "So you can register yourself right behind me."

Quarion registers himself at init 19.

[slingergame] Quarion says, "And that's what known as justice."

DM displays the initiative: Quarion(21) Vraklul(20) Quarion(19) Shaborys(9)

DM removes Quarion from the initiative list.

DM displays the initiative: Vraklul(20) Quarion(19) Shaborys(9)

DM registers Death Dog at init 21.

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 13 | 13 + 2 = 15

DM registers Bugbear at init 15.

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 16 | 16 + 2 = 18

DM registers Chief at init 18.

DM displays the initiative: Death Dog(21) Vraklul(20) Quarion(19) Chief(18) Bugbear(15) Shaborys(9)

DM advances the initiative: DEATH DOG(21) Vraklul(20) Quarion(19) Chief(18) Bugbear(15) Shaborys(9)

DM says, "The two heads of the dog both bite at our favorite orc"

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 18 | 18 + 4 = 22

DM rolls 1 6-sided die: 4 | 4 + 2 = 6

[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "Is there any description of what we're seeing here after bashing the door down?"

[slingergame] DM says, "Well, I said this | This is the room that mainly serves as the cabin for Kaze and Maelis. It's a bit cramped in here, as there is someone, or something in a full plate armor, complete with horned helmet, holding Maelis by the throat against one of the windows. Two more bugbears, one of them leaderlike looking, stand here, and another one of those two-headed dogs.""

[Crows-Nest] Vraklul says, "I wonder if this is the same demon dog as on the ground, or..."

[slingergame] Vraklul exclaims, "Oh, thanks!"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "I missed it before."

[slingergame] DM says, "And you make a DC12 saving throw"

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 3 | 3 + 4 = 7

[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "Which save?"

DM exclaims, "The second head misses!"

[slingergame] DM says, "CON"

Vraklul rolls 1 20-sided die: 6 | 6 + 5 = 11

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Drat."

[slingergame] DM exclaims, "You are diseased!"

[slingergame] Vraklul exclaims, "OK!"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "(What does that mean?)"

[slingergame] DM says, "Remind me in 24 hrs game time, you get to make another save"

[slingergame] Vraklul exclaims, "OK!"

[slingergame] DM says, "Oh, actually, it's poisoned for some reason"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Oh, that one is in the PHB."

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Disadvantage on attacks and ability checks."

[slingergame] DM says, "Oh yeah"

DM advances the initiative: Death Dog(21) VRAKLUL(20) Quarion(19) Chief(18) Bugbear(15) Shaborys(9)

Vraklul flies into his second rage of the day, this time attacking the death dog -- RECKLESSLY.

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Which I believe should just cancel out the poison."

[slingergame] DM says, "Yep"

Vraklul rolls 1 20-sided die: 17 | 17 + 7 = 24

DM says, "That hits"

Vraklul rolls 1 12-sided die: 3 | 3 + 7 = 10

DM advances the initiative: Death Dog(21) Vraklul(20) QUARION(19) Chief(18) Bugbear(15) Shaborys(9)

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "(Also, er, I meant to say that I am also raging again.)"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "(But you probably guessed that.)"

[slingergame] DM says, "You did"

[slingergame] Vraklul exclaims, "Oh, I did!"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Sorry, the poison is getting to my head, apparently."

[slingergame] DM says, "heh"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "(Also, AFK for a few moments.)"

[slingergame] DM says, "(Btw, none of you can get to Maelis and the armor guy until you defeated the henchpeople)"

[slingergame] Quarion asks, "Not even with a ranged attack?"

[slingergame] DM says, "Oh, sure"

[slingergame] Quarion asks, "So ranged attack is OK or not?"

[slingergame] DM says, "Yes"

[slingergame] Quarion says, "ok"

[slingergame] Quarion says, "So wizards continue to rule the game."

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "(Back.)"

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Hey now"

[slingergame] Shaborys throws a dagger at Quarion's head

[slingergame] Quarion does the Matrix-style dodge.

[slingergame] Quarion says, "buuuuuuullet tiiiiime"

[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "Dagger time actually"

[slingergame] DM says, "Halt! Daggertime"

[slingergame] Horst says, "It's daggertime, cmon and stab your friends"

[slingergame] Quarion asks, "So has Vrak finished his turn?"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Some time ago, yes."

[slingergame] DM says, "We're waiting for you"

Horst displays the initiative: Death Dog(21) Vraklul(20) QUARION(19) Chief(18) Bugbear(15) Shaborys(9)

Quarion throws a firebolt at the leader of the bugbears.

Quarion rolls 1 29-sided die: 1 | 1 + 4 = 5

Quarion says, "woot"

Quarion rolls 1 20-sided die: 5 | 5 + 4 = 9

Quarion says, "bah"

DM says, "aw"

DM advances the initiative: Death Dog(21) Vraklul(20) Quarion(19) CHIEF(18) Bugbear(15) Shaborys(9)

DM says, "The chief retaliates by attacking both Quarion and Stabby"

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 14 | 14 + 4 = 18

[Crows-Nest] (from Quarion) Shaborys says, 'And so wizards continue to rule the game *sarcasm*'

DM rolls 2 8-sided dice: 4 7 | 11 + 2 = 13

DM says (to Quarion), "You take 13 damage, great wizard"

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 13 | 13 + 5 = 18

Quarion exclaims (at DM), "I'm dead!"

DM rolls 2 8-sided dice: 3 2 | 5 + 2 = 7

Shaborys is almost dead.

Quarion says, "Because I had 22 HP, then took 14 damage, and now 13"

DM asks (of Quarion), "Like, at 0 HP?"

Quarion says, "*Negative* HP"

Shaborys asks, "That doesn't matter in 5E, I thought?"

DM says, "Nope"

DM says, "But you'll make death saving throws next turn"

Quarion falls to the ground.

(From Quarion) THUD.

DM says (to horst), "You have a strange intuition to maybe go up there"

DM advances the initiative: Death Dog(21) Vraklul(20) Quarion(19) Chief(18) BUGBEAR(15) Shaborys(9)

Horst asks, "hmmm guys? hey guys?"

DM says, "The bugbear morningstars at Vraklul"

Horst says, "FINE"

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 17 | 17 + 4 = 21

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "A hit."

Horst goes up there.

DM rolls 2 8-sided dice: 5 1 | 6 + 2 = 8

DM says (to horst), "Roll INI then"

DM advances the initiative: Death Dog(21) Vraklul(20) Quarion(19) Chief(18) Bugbear(15) SHABORYS(9)

Horst rolls 1 20-sided die: 8 | 8 + 1 = 9

Horst registers Horst at init 8.

Shaborys asks, "I thought there were two bugbears?"

DM says, "There are"

Shaborys says, "Ok."

DM says, "Oh, one is the Bugbear Chief"

Shaborys says, "Oh!"

DM says, "The big cheese, the head honcho"

Shaborys swings at the bugbear henchman.

Shaborys rolls 1 20-sided die: 9 | 9 + 6 = 15

DM says, "The mercenary leader in this case"

DM says, "that hits"

Shaborys rolls 3 6-sided dice: 3 2 2 | 7 + 4 = 11

DM advances the initiative: Death Dog(21) Vraklul(20) Quarion(19) Chief(18) Bugbear(15) Shaborys(9) HORST(8)

[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "The Chief is making multiple (ranged) attacks per turn, it looks like?"

Horst asks, "Where am I?"

[slingergame] DM says, "He mulitattacks with a morningstar"

DM asks, "What's your speed?"

Horst says, "30"

DM says, "So, at the end of this round, assuming you dash, at the hatch into the Skyshark."

Horst says, "Sure."

Horst asks, "GUYS?"

DM says, "You hear fighting noises from one of the rooms"

DM advances the initiative: END OF ROUND

DM says, "So, the armor guy, whom Kazehaya called Yan Wu, is sort of distractedly looking at the combat, and Maelis uses her one good arm (the other sort of hangs limply from her side), to pull a dagger from a sheath on her leg and stab him multiple time in the helmet. Thick red smoke comes out of the holes, and the metallic voice shouts in rage and pushes her towards the window again. But he does it with so much force that the window shatters and they both tumble out of the Shark into the lake below."

Shaborys eeeeeeee!

Vraklul exclaims, "No!"

[Crows-Nest] Horst says, "Thanks for the ship, nice lady"

[Crows-Nest] DM says, "teehee"

DM advances the initiative: DEATH DOG(21) Vraklul(20) Quarion(19) Chief(18) Bugbear(15) Shaborys(9) Horst(8)

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 2 | 2 + 4 = 6

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 14 | 14 + 4 = 18

DM rolls 1 6-sided die: 2 | 2 + 2 = 4

[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "Should I assume that's aimed at me?"

[slingergame] DM says, "Yep"

DM advances the initiative: Death Dog(21) VRAKLUL(20) Quarion(19) Chief(18) Bugbear(15) Shaborys(9) Horst(8)

Vraklul really *should* be downing a healing potion right now. But, unfortunately, he's not that smart.

Vraklul pushes past all the henches and dives out the window after Maelis.

[slingergame] Horst says, "dude you're poisoned don't do that"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "They presumably get attacks of opportunity, but with disadvantage."

[Crows-Nest] (from DM) DM says, "Guys, it's okay if you all roleplay as idiots, but someone needs to be the smart guy!"

[slingergame] Vraklul asks (of Horst), "I'm also down to 8 hit points, but what can you do?"

[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "Hey! I'm dying"

[slingergame] DM says, "Hm, there where some rules on pushing someone, one sec"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "I'm not trying to push *them* out the window."

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "I'm just running past them to the window."

[slingergame] DM says, "Yeah, but you need to push at least the Chief out of the way to reach the window"

[slingergame] DM says, "it's a very small room"

[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "Didn't the chief just tumble out with her?"

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Bugbear chief"

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Yan Wu went out the window"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Oh, separate from the armor guy."

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "yeah. That's where I was confused, too, ealier"

[slingergame] DM says, "Ah, sorry. It seems like I'm especially bad at clarity today."

[slingergame] DM says, "Okay, this would be a skill contest Athletics (STR)"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Which I have disadvantage at, due to being poisoned."

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "But, rage, so I've got that going for me."

Vraklul rolls 1 20-sided die: 9 | 9 + 8 = 17

Vraklul rolls 1 20-sided die: 20 | 20 + 8 = 28

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 3 | 3 + 3 = 6

DM says, "The bugbear chief falls over like a sucker! He is prone"

[slingergame] Vraklul exclaims, "It looks like we *all* get to go out the window today!"

DM says, "Everyone else gets an AoO"

DM says, "The dog"

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 1 | 1 + 4 = 5

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "With disadvantage, due to the Eagle Totem."

DM says, "The bugbear"

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 20 | 20 + 4 = 24

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 20 | 20 + 4 = 24

Horst exclaims, "!"

DM says, "what"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Although I guess the dog can't do worse than a critical miss."

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 5 | 5 + 4 = 9

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "OK, well that's nice."

[slingergame] DM says, "Wow"

[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "What's the 9?"

[slingergame] DM says, "I was checking if the thing was stuck on 20s"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Ah."

[slingergame] DM asks, "So, I double the number of dice, right?"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Well, that would be a hit."

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "I think so."

[slingergame] DM winces.

DM rolls 4 8-sided dice: 6 3 6 3 | 18 + 2 = 20

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "J*sus"

[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "OK, so, the first question is: does this kill me outright?"

[slingergame] DM says, "No"

[slingergame] Vraklul exclaims, "Good!"

[slingergame] DM says, "I *think*"

Vraklul's eyes go frighteningly dim -- for a moment. But after stumbling for only a moment, Vraklul apparently recovers!

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Relentless Endurance. I now have 1hp left."

[slingergame] DM says, "A creature's current hit points (usually just called hit points) can be any number from the creature's hit point maximum down to 0."

[slingergame] DM says, "Yay"

DM asks, "And you use your move to jump out the window?"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "And am flying through the air toward the surface of the lake."

[slingergame] Vraklul exclaims, "Yup!"

[slingergame] DM says, "As graceful as a thrown rock"

DM advances the initiative: Death Dog(21) Vraklul(20) QUARION(19) Chief(18) Bugbear(15) Shaborys(9) Horst(8)

Quarion lies prostate on the floor.

Quarion rolls 1 20-sided die: 16 | 16

[slingergame] DM says, "Good, good"

DM advances the initiative: Death Dog(21) Vraklul(20) Quarion(19) CHIEF(18) Bugbear(15) Shaborys(9) Horst(8)

Quarion is tugged back from the edge of death by an inch.

[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "Please, try not to walk on my face."

DM says, "The chief gets up and eyes the situation"

DM says, "He puts his knife at Quarion's throat. "Give up! We have your wizard!""

DM advances the initiative: Death Dog(21) Vraklul(20) Quarion(19) Chief(18) BUGBEAR(15) Shaborys(9) Horst(8)

DM says, "The bugbear grabs the dog by the collar so he doesn't attack anyone"

DM advances the initiative: Death Dog(21) Vraklul(20) Quarion(19) Chief(18) Bugbear(15) SHABORYS(9) Horst(8)

Shaborys makes a show of dropping her sword, while pulling out her dagger in a single motion and throwing it at the chief. (Sorry, Quarion)

Shaborys rolls 1 20-sided die: 6 | 6 + 6 = 12

Shaborys oof.

DM advances the initiative: Death Dog(21) Vraklul(20) Quarion(19) Chief(18) Bugbear(15) Shaborys(9) HORST(8)

Horst opens that door.

DM says, "It was open, but yes"

Horst says, "Oh hai"

Horst says, "Okay all my friends here regain some HP as I channel divine healing"

DM says, "Awesome"

Horst says, "You each get... 12 HP back"

[Crows-Nest] Vraklul sighs.

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Thanks!"

[Crows-Nest] DM says, "aw"

[Crows-Nest] Horst says, "Sorry buddy"

DM advances the initiative: END OF ROUND

DM advances the initiative: DEATH DOG(21) Vraklul(20) Quarion(19) Chief(18) Bugbear(15) Shaborys(9) Horst(8)

[Crows-Nest] Horst says, "I can cure your disease if you live, though"

[Crows-Nest] Vraklul says, "It's OK. I've got my hit point."

[Crows-Nest] Vraklul asks (of Horst), "Can you cure poison?"

DM says, "The dog barks and barks and is super annoyed that the bugbear can only let go when it's his turn and he has to halt till then"

[Crows-Nest] Horst says, "Yes but the disease is more important"

DM advances the initiative: Death Dog(21) VRAKLUL(20) Quarion(19) Chief(18) Bugbear(15) Shaborys(9) Horst(8)

[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "So what is the status of things here out in lakeland?"

DM says (to VRAKLUL), "You've landed in the water, and you still see the ripples who Maelis and Yan Wu landed"

Vraklul dives for Maelis!

[Crows-Nest] Quarion asks, "Wait, so do I still do death saves?"

[Crows-Nest] Vraklul exclaims, "Nope!"

[Crows-Nest] Vraklul says, "You're alive! And at 12 hp, I think."

[Crows-Nest] DM says, "You have 12 HP buddy"

[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "Niiiice"

[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "Athletics check to try to find her and bring her to the surface?"

[slingergame] DM says, "Er, yes."

Vraklul rolls 1 20-sided die: 12 | 12 + 8 = 20

Vraklul rolls 1 20-sided die: 16 | 16 + 8 = 24

Quarion gets up, back from the death. 'Whoa, that was a close one.'

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "(Rolling with disadvantage.)"

[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "oops too soon"

DM says, "You dive, and see her drift picturesquely in the dark, dark water. Yan Wu is but a reddish glow, further down below. Maelis doesn't move at all."

Vraklul swims straight to her and grabs her!

DM says, "Allrighty, you grab her and move back to the surface"

DM advances the initiative: Death Dog(21) Vraklul(20) QUARION(19) Chief(18) Bugbear(15) Shaborys(9) Horst(8)

[slingergame] Horst says, "It's kind of amazing how good we are at thinking up new ways to split the party"

DM says (to Quarion), "You startle awake and something smells like bugbear? Looks like the chief has a knife to your throat."

[slingergame] Vraklul exclaims, "Hey, a couple sessions ago I defeated the clever trap by splitting the party!"

Quarion asks, "Can I realistically do anything with a knife to my throat?"

DM says, "I'm open to cool ideas"

Quarion thinks.

Quarion asks, "Are my hands free?"

DM says, "Yes"

Quarion says, "Well, I'm going to take a risk here, and toss a mote of fire into my captor's facE."

Quarion rolls 1 20-sided die: 17 | 17 + 4 = 21

DM says, "Yay"

Quarion rolls 1 10-sided die: 5 | 5

DM says, "The chief yowls, drops the knife, covers his face and stumbles backwards"

DM says, ""looks like he's blinded"

DM advances the initiative: Death Dog(21) Vraklul(20) Quarion(19) CHIEF(18) Bugbear(15) Shaborys(9) Horst(8)

Quarion exclaims, "Ha!"

[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "[insert badass oneliner here]"

DM says, "he tries to swipe at you, but this gives him disadvantage"

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 1 | 1 + 5 = 6

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 16 | 16 + 5 = 21

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 14 | 14 + 5 = 19

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 4 | 4 + 5 = 9

DM exclaims, "But he swings wildly!"

DM advances the initiative: Death Dog(21) Vraklul(20) Quarion(19) Chief(18) BUGBEAR(15) Shaborys(9) Horst(8)

DM exclaims, "The bugbear lets go of the dog, and then attacks Horst!"

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 14 | 14 + 4 = 18

Horst says, "Thanks to my great new shield, no"

DM says, "wow"

DM says, "*thonk*"

DM advances the initiative: Death Dog(21) Vraklul(20) Quarion(19) Chief(18) Bugbear(15) SHABORYS(9) Horst(8)

Shaborys picks up her sword and runs it through the bugbear.

Shaborys rolls 1 20-sided die: 18 | 18 + 6 = 24

Shaborys rolls 1 6-sided die: 2 | 2 + 4 = 6

DM says, "that hits"

DM says, "Yeah, he felt that"

DM advances the initiative: Death Dog(21) Vraklul(20) Quarion(19) Chief(18) Bugbear(15) Shaborys(9) HORST(8)

Shaborys says, "oh wait"

Shaborys says, "Sneak attack, b/c he's engaged with Horst"

DM says, "Oh yeah"

Shaborys rolls 2 6-sided dice: 6 5 | 11

DM asks, "So, 17?"

Shaborys says, "Yes"

DM advances the initiative: END OF ROUND

DM says, "Oh wait, Horst's turn"

Shaborys says, "Wait, Horst didn't go"

Horst cries

DM exclaims, "I won't forget him. He's not Vraklul!"

Horst then maces that bugbear that's getting stabbed.

Horst rolls 1 20-sided die: 17 | 17

DM says, "That hits"

Horst rolls 1 6-sided die: 2 | 2 + 2 = 4

[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "He's not who? Is there another member of the party who's not in the room?"

DM asks, "That's all?"

Horst says, "yes"

DM advances the initiative: DEATH DOG(21) Vraklul(20) Quarion(19) Chief(18) Bugbear(15) Shaborys(9) Horst(8)

DM says, "The dog takes a bite at Shaborys"

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 18 | 18 + 4 = 22

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 13 | 13 + 4 = 17

DM says, "Yikes"

Shaborys eep.

Shaborys says, "Bad dog!"

DM asks, "Both hit?"

Shaborys says, "Yeah"

DM rolls 1 6-sided die: 6 | 6 + 2 = 8

DM rolls 1 6-sided die: 4 | 4 + 2 = 6

DM says, "And a DC(12) Con Save"

Shaborys rolls 1 20-sided die: 8 | 8 + 2 = 10

Shaborys sh*t.

DM says, "Alas, you two are diseased"

DM advances the initiative: Death Dog(21) VRAKLUL(20) Quarion(19) Chief(18) Bugbear(15) Shaborys(9) Horst(8)

DM says, "I mean poisoned"

Vraklul carries Maelis toward the shore.

[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "Can I get her there using just my move action?"

[slingergame] DM says, "Yes"

Vraklul pulls both himself and Maelis onto dry land.

[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "Is she breathing?"

DM says, "It's kind of hard to tell with her black fur, but she looks kind of pale, but she is breathing shallowly."

DM asks, "Anything else?"

[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "Am I next to the rod and rope?"

[slingergame] DM says, "Yes"

Vraklul downs a potion of healing as his normal action.

Vraklul rolls 4 4-sided dice: 4 1 2 4 | 11

DM says, "Allright"

DM advances the initiative: Death Dog(21) Vraklul(20) QUARION(19) Chief(18) Bugbear(15) Shaborys(9) Horst(8)

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "(Sadly, my rage ran out, so I can't dash-climb up the rope.)"

[Crows-Nest] Quarion asks, "Hey, we all have potions of healing?"

[Crows-Nest] Shaborys says, "I think they were a parting gift"

[Crows-Nest] Quarion asks, "Do they restore us to full health?"

[Crows-Nest] Vraklul says, "Unless you've used yours up."

[Crows-Nest] Vraklul says, "They restore 4d4 hit poitns."

[Crows-Nest] Shaborys asks, "Not 4d4+4?"

[Crows-Nest] DM says, "Yeah, Davina gave them to you"

Quarion quaffs the potion of healing.

Quarion rolls 4 4-sided dice: 4 1 2 1 | 8

DM says, "And I think 4d4+4 is right"

Quarion says, "Oh, so that means I'm at full health now."

DM exclaims, "The chief flails wildy!"

DM asks (of Quarion), "Dou you want to use your move actions for anything?"

Quarion says (to DM), "I'd like to back away from the bad guys."

DM says, "Allrighty"

DM says, "The chief flails wildly, but there is nobody near him"

DM advances the initiative: Death Dog(21) Vraklul(20) Quarion(19) CHIEF(18) Bugbear(15) Shaborys(9) Horst(8)

DM advances the initiative: Death Dog(21) Vraklul(20) Quarion(19) Chief(18) BUGBEAR(15) Shaborys(9) Horst(8)

DM says, "The bugbear takes a swing at Horst again"

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 3 | 3 + 4 = 7

DM advances the initiative: Death Dog(21) Vraklul(20) Quarion(19) Chief(18) Bugbear(15) SHABORYS(9) Horst(8)

Shaborys disengages as a bonus action, moves away from the fray and drinks her own potion, b/c she's at 5 HP again.

Shaborys rolls 4 4-sided dice: 3 3 4 2 | 12 + 4 = 16

Shaborys says, "Perfect!"

[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "+4?"

Shaborys says, "No, wait. I'm still down 10. I can't count."

DM asks, "That's all your actions, right?"

Shaborys says, "Yes"

[slingergame] DM says, "I think so"

DM advances the initiative: Death Dog(21) Vraklul(20) Quarion(19) Chief(18) Bugbear(15) Shaborys(9) HORST(8)

[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "Should I have been adding something to my healing potion roll too?"

[slingergame] DM says, "I think it'S 4d4+4"

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Yes."

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Woot, thanks."

Horst beats on the bugbear.

Horst rolls 1 20-sided die: 12 | 12 + 4 = 16

Horst rolls 1 6-sided die: 3 | 3 + 2 = 5

Horst says, "Yeah that's good enough."

DM says, "That bugbear is an ex-bugbear"

DM advances the initiative: END OF ROUND

DM advances the initiative: DEATH DOG(21) Vraklul(20) Quarion(19) Chief(18) Bugbear(15) Shaborys(9) Horst(8)

DM says, "One sec"

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 5 | 5

Horst exclaims, "Surrender, blinded person!"

DM says, "First the dog bites at Horst"

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 17 | 17 + 4 = 21

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 4 | 4 + 4 = 8

Horst says, "Okay fine."

DM rolls 1 6-sided die: 5 | 5 + 2 = 7

DM says, "And a Con(12) save"

Horst rolls 1 20-sided die: 13 | 13 + 2 = 15

DM says, "Nice"

DM advances the initiative: Death Dog(21) VRAKLUL(20) Quarion(19) Chief(18) Bugbear(15) Shaborys(9) Horst(8)

[Crows-Nest] Horst says, "oh hai doggie"

DM asks, "You do some rope climbing I assume?"

Vraklul uses his bonus action to Rage, then his movement and normal actions to climb the heck out of that rope.

[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "Athletics check again?"

DM asks, "So how many feet does that give you?"

[slingergame] DM says, "No"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "30"

[slingergame] DM says, "Right, you enter the hatch just as you see Kaze run towards the room, holding some sort of contraption."

DM advances the initiative: Death Dog(21) Vraklul(20) QUARION(19) Chief(18) Bugbear(15) Shaborys(9) Horst(8)

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "So I'm in the cabin now, but not yet in the Room of Fun? Sounds good."

[slingergame] DM says, "Yes"

Quarion is back on his feet and ready to do battle!

[Crows-Nest] Quarion asks, "What enemies are left?"

[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "I lost count."

[Crows-Nest] Shaborys asks, "Chief?"

DM says, "The blinded chief and the dog"

[Crows-Nest] Shaborys says, "Right, and doggo"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "And also the dog."

[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "ok"

Quarion points his quarterstaff at the dog, and utters the Firebolt cantrip.

Quarion rolls 1 20-sided die: 4 | 4 + 4 = 8

DM says, "aw"

(From Quarion) But mumbles.

DM advances the initiative: Death Dog(21) Vraklul(20) Quarion(19) CHIEF(18) Bugbear(15) Shaborys(9) Horst(8)

DM says, "The Chief moves towards the noises and tries to hit Horst"

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 2 | 2 + 4 = 6

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 12 | 12 + 4 = 16

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 3 | 3 + 4 = 7

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 8 | 8 + 4 = 12

DM says, "But misses. wow"

DM removes Bugbear from the initiative list.

DM advances the initiative: Death Dog(21) Vraklul(20) Quarion(19) Chief(18) SHABORYS(9) Horst(8)

Shaborys slices at a dog head. Because f*ck that dog, man.

Shaborys rolls 1 20-sided die: 4 | 4 + 6 = 10

Shaborys misses.

Shaborys moved in to do so.

DM advances the initiative: Death Dog(21) Vraklul(20) Quarion(19) Chief(18) Shaborys(9) HORST(8)

Horst maces dog.

Horst rolls 1 20-sided die: 3 | 3 + 4 = 7

Horst says, "Or not."

DM says, "Aw"

DM says, "Behind you, Kaze has entered the room and aims some sort of newfangled device at the Chief and fires with closed eyes. There is a thundering boom and..."

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 4 | 4 + 3 = 7

DM says, "...blasts a hole in the side of the cabin"

DM registers Kaze at init 5.

DM advances the initiative: Death Dog(21) Vraklul(20) Quarion(19) Chief(18) Shaborys(9) Horst(8) KAZE(5)

[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "Crazy Kaze"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Man, this place is going to be *so* well ventillated by the time we're done."

DM advances the initiative: END OF ROUND

DM advances the initiative: DEATH DOG(21) Vraklul(20) Quarion(19) Chief(18) Shaborys(9) Horst(8) Kaze(5)

DM says, "The dog has a go, at, hmmm, Quarion"

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 6 | 6 + 4 = 10

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 15 | 15 + 4 = 19

DM rolls 1 6-sided die: 1 | 1 + 2 = 3

DM says (to Quarion), "3 Damage and make a CON(12) save"

Quarion rolls 1 20-sided die: 11 | 11 + 2 = 13

DM advances the initiative: Death Dog(21) VRAKLUL(20) Quarion(19) Chief(18) Shaborys(9) Horst(8) Kaze(5)

Vraklul runs into the room twirling his greataxe recklessly with both hands, like a giant baton. Almost without even looking, he brings the blade down straight at the death dog!

DM exclaims, "Something smells like wet orc in here!"

Vraklul rolls 1 20-sided die: 9 | 9 + 7 = 16

DM says, "yep"

Vraklul rolls 1 12-sided die: 7 | 7 + 7 = 14

Vraklul exclaims, "Take THAT you son of a hellbitch!"

DM says, "Yep, he felt that"

DM advances the initiative: Death Dog(21) Vraklul(20) QUARION(19) Chief(18) Shaborys(9) Horst(8) Kaze(5)

Vraklul asks (of Everyone else), "...what did I miss?"

Quarion says, "I came back from the dead, courtesy of Horst."

Quarion says, "And blinded the boss."

[slingergame] Vraklul says (to Quarion), "Psst. It's your turn again."

Shaborys says, "And I'm not feeling too well. That fuc*king dog bit me."

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Damnit, that's not how asterisks work."

DM says, "The chief says "tis bur a scratch!""

[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "zh"

[slingergame] Vraklul exclaims, "Perhaps there's a footnote!"

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Haha"

Quarion tries another firebolt for the dog that bit him

DM says, "Kaze says, "I've tried my gnomish musket but missed!""

Quarion rolls 1 20-sided die: 9 | 9 + 4 = 13

DM says, "Aw, so close"

DM exclaims, "Oh no, sorry, the dog? That hits!"

DM says, "I was looking at the chief"

[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "How many of us are now attacking with disadvantage from that stupid mutt?"

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "The two of us, I think the others are fine"

Hunter arrives at home.

DM advances the initiative: Death Dog(21) Vraklul(20) Quarion(19) CHIEF(18) Shaborys(9) Horst(8) Kaze(5)

Quarion rolls 1 10-sided die: 5 | 5

Quarion says, "That's for the dog"

Quarion says, "(sorry for the delayed response, DM)"

DM says, "The Death dog is dead, dog."

[slingergame] Vraklul exclaims, "And good riddance!"

DM says, "The chief swings at the loud-mouthed orc"

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 12 | 12 + 4 = 16

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 20 | 20 + 4 = 24

DM says, "I guess that hits"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Is that one hit or two? He has advantage."

DM rolls 4 8-sided dice: 7 3 1 4 | 15 + 2 = 17

[slingergame] DM says, "He also has disadvantage, so these were his two attacks"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Ah, good."

[slingergame] DM asks, "Does the 16 also hit?"

[slingergame] Vraklul exclaims, "Also, there have been too many critical hits against me this session!"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "It does."

DM rolls 2 8-sided dice: 6 2 | 8 + 2 = 10

[slingergame] Vraklul is now down to 2 hit points.

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "(I'm glad I took that potion.)"

DM advances the initiative: Death Dog(21) Vraklul(20) Quarion(19) Chief(18) SHABORYS(9) Horst(8) Kaze(5)

Shabby stabby.

DM says, "ha ha"

Shaborys rolls 1 20-sided die: 5 | 5 + 6 = 11

Shaborys rolls 1 20-sided die: 13 | 13 + 6 = 19

Shaborys grrr.

Shaborys does not.

DM says, "aw"

DM advances the initiative: Death Dog(21) Vraklul(20) Quarion(19) Chief(18) Shaborys(9) HORST(8) Kaze(5)

[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "shabby stab"

Horst applies blunt force trauma via mace.

Horst rolls 1 20-sided die: 13 | 13 + 4 = 17

Horst rolls 1 20-sided die: 5 | 5 + 4 = 9

Horst rolls 1 6-sided die: 5 | 5 + 2 = 7

DM asks, "Why 2 rolls?"

Horst asks, "Because blind? Or does it not work like that?"

DM says, "Oh, advantage, right. No, my bad."

Shaborys asks, "Oh wait. Does the blind and my disadvantage balance out?"

DM says, "D'oh, yes."

Shaborys asks, "Does a 19 hit?"

DM says, "Yes"

Shaborys rolls 3 6-sided dice: 3 3 2 | 8 + 4 = 12

DM says, "Awesome"

DM says, "Kaze fires his contraption"

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 5 | 5 + 3 = 8

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 16 | 16 + 3 = 19

Shaborys says, "Oh. I rolled the 19 second. Ignore that."

Shaborys says, "Heh, sorry."

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Aw."

DM says, "grr"

DM says, "Ok"

DM says, "roll 2d8"

DM says, "er"

DM rolls 2 8-sided dice: 2 1 | 3

DM says, "I hit him!!" shouts Kaze happily."

DM advances the initiative: Death Dog(21) Vraklul(20) Quarion(19) Chief(18) Shaborys(9) Horst(8) KAZE(5)

DM advances the initiative: END OF ROUND

DM advances the initiative: DEATH DOG(21) Vraklul(20) Quarion(19) Chief(18) Shaborys(9) Horst(8) Kaze(5)

Shaborys woo.

[slingergame] Vraklul asks (of DM), "If a roll has two advantages and one disadvantage, does that add up to an advantage?"

DM removes Death Dog from the initiative list.

[slingergame] DM says, "Correcz"

[slingergame] DM says, "Correct."

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Poisoned + blinded + reckless attack."

[slingergame] DM says, "Just think of it as a list of additions and subtractions"

Vraklul and Orcsbane take a swing at the chief.

DM advances the initiative: VRAKLUL(20) Quarion(19) Chief(18) Shaborys(9) Horst(8) Kaze(5)

Vraklul rolls 1 20-sided die: 1 | 1 + 7 = 8

Vraklul rolls 1 20-sided die: 19 | 19 + 7 = 26

Vraklul rolls 1 12-sided die: 3 | 3 + 7 = 10

DM says, "ha ha"

DM advances the initiative: Vraklul(20) QUARION(19) Chief(18) Shaborys(9) Horst(8) Kaze(5)

Quarion hurls a mote of fire (yeah, again) at the Chief.

Quarion rolls 1 20-sided die: 12 | 12 + 4 = 16

Quarion rolls 1 10-sided die: 3 | 3

DM advances the initiative: Vraklul(20) Quarion(19) CHIEF(18) Shaborys(9) Horst(8) Kaze(5)

DM says, "He goes after Horst this time"

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 10 | 10 + 4 = 14

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 16 | 16 + 4 = 20

[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "What, no comment on the fire damage I did to the Chief? We must be short on time."

DM asks, "I assume that hits?"

Horst says, "Well he has disadvantage"

[Crows-Nest] DM says, "Sorry, it's getting late here"

[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "I understand."

DM says, "Yes, that's his first attack with disadvantage"

DM says, "but he multiattacks"

Horst says, "a 14 is a miss"

DM says, "Oh right, sorry"

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 13 | 13 + 4 = 17

DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 20 | 20 + 4 = 24

Horst says, "17 goes off the shield. I love this shield."

DM says, "*thonk*"

DM advances the initiative: Vraklul(20) Quarion(19) Chief(18) SHABORYS(9) Horst(8) Kaze(5)

Shaborys tries again to hit the chief.

Shaborys rolls 1 20-sided die: 18 | 18 + 6 = 24

DM says, "hooray"

Shaborys rolls 3 6-sided dice: 2 1 6 | 9 + 4 = 13

DM says, "He's nearly down"

DM advances the initiative: Vraklul(20) Quarion(19) Chief(18) Shaborys(9) HORST(8) Kaze(5)

[slingergame] Vraklul exclaims, "He's not the only one!"

Horst says, "Honourable warrior! You have fought well. Surrender now and tell us of your mission and we shall set you free in this frozen wasteland. Refuse and perish."

DM says, "The chief says: "Works for me!""

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "For values of free that hopefully include dropping him into the lake"

[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "...so he's stopped fighting? Is Horst tying him up?"

DM says, "We are, er, were, only mercaneries anyway!""

Horst says, "Alright gonna tie you up now sorry"

Vraklul goes to one of the several holes in the side of the cabin to look out and verify that Maelis is still on the beach, in relative safety.

Shaborys waits until he's been tied up and then goes through his pockets.

DM says, "You see that Bloodfang has just arrived and sort of nervously walks around her, while you see a shape far, far, on the other end of the lake you assume to be the death dog."

Vraklul says, "Crap."

Vraklul says, "I'm going out for Maelis. Be back in a few..."

DM says (to shaborys), "He carries 300 gp, and a contract."

Vraklul slides down the rope.

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "reads the contract out loud."

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Off channel, that is."

Shaborys pockets the gold while reading.

[slingergame] DM says, "Looks like the Bugbear Mercanery company was hired by Yan Wu for an exctraction job."

[Crows-Nest] DM asks, "Mercanery? Mercenary?"

[slingergame] Horst says, "Mr. BUGBEAR sorry to bother you but I am an Infernal prince who must move 17 million gold pieces out of my plane of existance"

[slingergame] DM says, "snrk"

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Hee"

DM says (to Vraklul), "Bloodfanmg barks at you nervously."

Shaborys asks (of Bugbear), "What's this about?"

Vraklul says (to Bloodfang), "Hey, buddy. I wish you could climb ropes. But I'll be back for you in a moment."

Horst asks, "Hey kid do we have a cargo hoist or something on this boat to pull everyone up?"

Shaborys waves the contract in his face. "Why do you want the boy?"

Vraklul picks up Maelis and climbs up the rope with her, carefully and taking his time, since his arms are partly full.

DM says, "Hey, this guy in the armor hired us to help us get him."

DM says, "It was just a job for us."

Vraklul will return and do the same for Bloodfang as soon as she's safely on board.

Shaborys asks, "What do you know about Yan Wu?"

DM says, "Not much. He found our headquarters in the silver City (a place far in the south) and said he needed us for a mission in the North."

DM says, "And he said that the boy would be protected by some old tiefling, so it shouldn't be much trouble."

Shaborys turns around to Kaze (is he still in the room?), "Hey, kiddo. Why is this guy after you?

Vraklul takes Horst aside, once everyone is on board. "Hey, could you take a look at Maelis? I think she's in bad shape right now and could probably use some help."

DM says, "Kaze sort of nervously scratches his head (In the meantime, Vraklul has brought Maelis into the room("

Shaborys says, "It's ok, you can tell us."

DM says, "Bloodfang runs into the room and nuzzles up to Quarion."

Horst spends ten minutes praying and after that pretty much everyone feels quite a bit better.

[slingergame] Shaborys asks, "What about poison?"

[slingergame] Horst says, "I'll get to that later but yes I can cure your poison disease"

DM says, "He clear his throat. "Well, I'm not sure if I'm allowed to tell you. I'd rather ask what Maelis thinks ..."

Shaborys says, "Ok. We can wait until she's feeling better."

Quarion strokes Bloodfang's head.

[slingergame] DM says, "Ruleswise, it's poison"

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Ok, cool."

Shaborys picks up her thrown dagger at some point and tucks it back in her belt.

DM says, "Maelis comes too after a minute or two."

Horst says, "Alright I guess I'll cut this guy loose and we'll get on our way then"

Quarion says, "Well, that was a rough battle."

[slingergame] Vraklul asks (of Horst), "How much is 'quite a bit'?"

[slingergame] Horst says, "2d8+4 or so"

[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "Do we roll it, or do you?"

[slingergame] Horst says, "I could if it matters"

[slingergame] DM says, "We're gonna stop here in a minute."

DM says, "Maelis looks around the room kind of warily. "Oh, well, I guess I owe you an apology. And thanks for helping us out." Kaze snuggles up to her and she absent mindedly pats him on the hat."

DM says, "er head"

[slingergame] Horst says, "We'll get our Rod back"

[slingergame] Horst says, "and give it back to the guy who is in charge of it -- the Rod Steward"

Vraklul says, "Apology, us? Nah."

Shaborys says, "It was nothing, Ma'am. We're glad you're both safe."

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Ooh."

[slingergame] DM says, "groan"

DM says, "She wraps herself in one of the on-board blankets."

DM says, "So ... were to begin."

Horst says, "Sorry about all the new holes in the Shark"

DM says, "TO BE CONTINUED"

Horst says, "woot"

Quarion says, "cliiiiiiffhanger"

[slingergame] Shaborys says, "She must still be out of it. She didn't admonish me for calling her ma'am ;)"

[slingergame] Vraklul exclaims, "Well, if we're stopping without resting, then I definitely want to know how many hit points to put on my character sheet!"

[slingergame] DM says, "You're gonna have a chance to rest soon"

Horst rolls 2 8-sided dice: 4 4 | 8 + 4 = 12

Horst says, "Fine, there"

[slingergame] Vraklul exclaims, "Thanks!"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "(I was down to 2hp, so I was feeling a bit nervous about it.)"

[slingergame] Horst says, "No problem"

[slingergame] Horst says, "I know Tale has the comp to run tomorrow probably so thanks bro"

[slingergame] DM says, "Man, that fight was intenstive"

[slingergame] DM says, "or intense"

[slingergame] DM says, "Maybe I should be sleeping"

[slingergame] Vraklul exclaims, "It was. But we won!"

[slingergame] Vraklul says, "And of course, the Big Bad got away so that we can fight him again another day."

[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "I really thought we'd lose, tbh"

[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "There was a moment when I thought the DM had finally decided to TPK us"

[Crows-Nest] Shaborys says, "I definitely thought Shaborys had sealed Quarion's fate."

[Crows-Nest] DM says, "It didn't look good there for a while"

[Crows-Nest] Shaborys mumbles, "Sorry."

[Crows-Nest] Quarion exclaims, "But then I made a comeback!"

[Crows-Nest] DM says, "I didn't expect Vraklul to abandon y'all"

[Crows-Nest] Shaborys says, "Somebody needed to save Maelis!"

[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "True"

[Crows-Nest] Vraklul exclaims, "You can't put an important character we care about in mortal danger and expect us not to do anything about it! We're heroes!"

[Crows-Nest] Quarion exclaims, "Cheers to that!"

[Crows-Nest] DM says, "I guess that's fair"

[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "We had a great time of it, even if it was hair-raisingly tense"

[Crows-Nest] DM says, "me too"

[Crows-Nest] DM says, "BTW, why did they have zombies? Well, if a death dog bites you and you died of the diseases, you rise as one"

[Crows-Nest] Vraklul says, "I think that OB and I are going to turn out to be really good friends."

[Crows-Nest] Horst says, "Oh that makes sense"

[Crows-Nest] DM says, "he he"

[Crows-Nest] Vraklul says (to DM), "Ah, neat."

[Crows-Nest] Horst asks, "Why do they have death dogs?"

[Crows-Nest] Vraklul asks, "Because why *not* have death dogs?"

[Crows-Nest] Horst says, "enhh I dunno"

[Crows-Nest] Horst says, "I made a picture of a death dog somewhere; let's see..."

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[Crows-Nest] DM says (to horst), "For combat, and for cheap cannon fodder"

[Crows-Nest] Quarion says (to DM), "On the bright side, I didn't destroy the Skyshark with a flaming sphere and cause it to crash into the lake just so I could use my water-breathing potion to rescue Maelis."

[Crows-Nest] Shaborys asks, "OB?"

[Crows-Nest] DM says, "ha ha"

[Crows-Nest] Alex says (to Shaborys), "Awwwk! Word on the street is that OB is Outside Broadcast."

[Crows-Nest] Vraklul says (to Borys), "Orcsbane, my new greataxe."

[Crows-Nest] Shaborys says, "Oh!"

[Crows-Nest] DM says, "Ah, the shark just needs some new paint"

[Crows-Nest] Vraklul says, "(Don't worry, I'm not replacing you *again*.)"

[Crows-Nest] Shaborys aw.

[Crows-Nest] Horst says, "I thought the kid was going to blunderbuss the dude to death right after he surrendered"

[Crows-Nest] DM says, "No, we're not that dark and gritty yet"

[Crows-Nest] Vraklul says, "Also, I recommend *not* doing a google image search for 'death dog'."

[Crows-Nest] Vraklul says, "Because D&D monsters are not the only results that come back."

[Crows-Nest] Horst says, "aww"

[Crows-Nest] Shaborys says, "Boo."

[Crows-Nest] DM says, "oh no"

[Crows-Nest] DM says, "Well, maybe it will work for the Mutated Kittens next season"

[Crows-Nest] Vraklul says, "That sounds like a band."

[Crows-Nest] Horst says, "this is kind of cool"

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