[slingergame] Bert says, "Log on."
Shaborys arrives from the east.
[Crows-Nest] Vraklul asks, "So, remind me which character I am in this game? Is it the wizard or the ranger?"
Quarion arrives from the east.
[Crows-Nest] DM says, "You are a brooding assassin"
Quarion says, "hey"
[Crows-Nest] Vraklul says, "Ah, right."
[slingergame] Quarion says, "Can the DM briefly recap our current position/situation? It's been a while."
[Crows-Nest] Vraklul puts on a black hooded cloak. That ought to be sufficient.
[slingergame] DM asks, "Is everyone here?"
[slingergame] Quarion says, "Well, it's hard to tell, what with all those pirates in the Tavern tonight."
[slingergame] Quarion says, "Elmorn's not logged in."
[slingergame] DM says, "I don't think he will join us."
[slingergame] DM says, "pokes Shaborys and Horst."
Hunter disappears through an invisible gap in the MUD. You think you may have heard the sounds of chatting before the gap closed again.
[slingergame] Shaborys says, "I'm here."
[slingergame] Horst says, "yessir"
[slingergame] DM exclaims, "allrighty!"
[slingergame] DM asks, "Any questions or whatnot?"
[slingergame] Quarion asks, "The inevitable one: are we at full health?"
[slingergame] Horst asks, "Can I have 300gp of diamonds so I can cast the shiny new spell I got?"
[slingergame] DM says, "Yes. You had a long rest."
[Crows-Nest] Vraklul says, "So, we just had a big feast for Horst's small temple, and the head priest there ended up turning evil and summoning a heckload of ghouls, and we protected everyone and told... someone (paladins, I think?) about our quest, and then levelled up and had a good night's sleep..."
[slingergame] DM asks (of horst), "Which spell?"
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "So, we just had a big feast for Horst's small temple, and the head priest there ended up turning evil and summoning a heckload of ghouls, and we protected everyone and told... someone (paladins, I think?) about our quest, and then levelled up and had a good night's sleep..."
[slingergame] Quarion says, "Yeah, the Mighty Fists of Tyr (and Vrak's crush)"
[slingergame] DM says, "Lady Highcutter"
[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "...and then an elf showed up with a map of the Undercity for us, and then a portal to the elemental plane of villainy opened up and a hookbeast popped out and killed him, and we hear other portals open, and TO BE CONTINUED?"
[slingergame] Quarion says, "Oh yeah, Bloodfang has the map. Good dog."
[slingergame] Taleslinger says, "Eep, my PC randomly rebooted"
[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "Crap, we're all dead."
[slingergame] Vraklul says (to Slinger), "That's OK, you only need your NPC's for this session."
[slingergame] DM says, "snrk"
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Oh, and we also now all have potions of resisting evil mind invasion of some sort from Davina, which I forgot to put on my character sheet."
[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "Am I missing anything important?"
[slingergame] Quarion says (to Vraklul), "I also forgot to put those on my sheet, eep."
[Crows-Nest] (from Quarion) DM says, 'If it's not on your sheet, you don't have it. Sorry, guys.'
[slingergame] DM says, "I don't think you forgot anything other, other that the acolyth at Horst's temple also died."
[slingergame] Horst says, "It's 'Revivify'"
[slingergame] Horst says, "Yeah she'll be missed oh well"
[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "Presumably the DM didn't have any special plans for her."
[slingergame] DM says, "I don't see it on your sheet"
[slingergame] DM says, "Oh, there it is. Well, I haven't really bothered with components up to know, so, feel free to cast it."
[slingergame] DM asks, "Anything else?"
[slingergame] Vraklul exclaims, "Fortunately, one of Borys' boxes of crap just happened to be full of diamonds!"
[slingergame] Shaborys robs a random rich lady and hands over the diamond necklace to Horst.
[slingergame] Horst says, "huzzah thanks"
[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "hehehe"
[slingergame] Vraklul exclaims (at Shaborys), "Even better!"
[slingergame] (from DM) Lady says, "My amulet of opposite alignment!"
[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Oh noes"
[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "I suspect we're all goofing around because we secretly believe we'll all die."
[Crows-Nest] Quarion steeples fingers.
[slingergame] Horst says, "I'm ready to go, I think"
[Crows-Nest] Vraklul says, "We won't *all* die."
DM says, "So yeah, you've heard portals all over the town. The hook beast lumbers towards you, while people flee from the market place."
[slingergame] Quarion says, "So am I"
[Crows-Nest] Shaborys says, "Just the wizard"
[Crows-Nest] Vraklul says, "Some of use remembered to send the DM his bribe yesterday."
[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "noooo"
[Crows-Nest] DM says, "Yeah, Id didn't receive any francs."
[slingergame] Vraklul exclaims, "Time to test out our new proficiency bonuses!"
DM exclaims, "ALAS, you are beset by a hook horror!"
Horst displays the initiative: Invisible(23) Cason(15) Donaar(9) CELAENO(8)
Horst clears the initiative.
Vraklul rolls 1 20-sided die: 7 | 7 + 2 = 9
Vraklul registers Vraklul at init 9.
Quarion rolls 1 20-sided die: 10 | 10 + 1 = 11
Quarion registers Quarion at init 11.
Shaborys rolls 1 20-sided die: 11 | 11 + 4 = 15
Horst rolls 1 20-sided die: 18 | 18 + 1 = 19
Shaborys registers Shaborys at init 15.
Horst registers Horst at init 19.
DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 2 | 2
DM registers Hook Horror at init 20.
[Crows-Nest] Quarion exclaims, "Hey!"
DM removes Hook Horror from the initiative list.
DM registers Hook Horror at init 2.
[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "Phew."
[Crows-Nest] DM whistles innocently.
Quarion displays the initiative: Horst(19) Shaborys(15) Quarion(11) Vraklul(9) Hook Horror(2)
DM advances the initiative: HORST(19) Shaborys(15) Quarion(11) Vraklul(9) Hook Horror(2)
[Crows-Nest] Vraklul asks, "Wait. Horst is first?"
[Crows-Nest] DM says, "Wow"
[Crows-Nest] Vraklul asks, "Are we sure there wasn't some kind of mistake?"
[Crows-Nest] Horst says, "I blame the shield"
[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "The world as we know it is about to change forever."
Horst summons the divine power of Sacred Flame to smite down this horror of hooks.
Horst says, "It gets a DEX15 save"
DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 20 | 20
[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "wow"
Horst says, "Let that be a warning to you"
DM says, "Looks like it's still covered in gellish mucous"
DM says, "Er, hellish"
DM advances the initiative: Horst(19) SHABORYS(15) Quarion(11) Vraklul(9) Hook Horror(2)
Shaborys takes aim with her bow.
Shaborys rolls 1 20-sided die: 2 | 2 + 7 = 9
Shaborys grump.
[Crows-Nest] Quarion asks, "is it my turn?"
DM advances the initiative: Horst(19) Shaborys(15) QUARION(11) Vraklul(9) Hook Horror(2)
[slingergame] DM says, "Yes."
Quarion knows that this is no ordinary battle. He remembers Brunhilda's warning not to be so foolhardy, and choses to cast a protective spell which he had never condescended to use before: Mage Armor.
DM says, "Nice"
DM asks, "That's all?"
Quarion says, "I also move myself to the rear of the conflict."
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Yay! :)"
DM advances the initiative: Horst(19) Shaborys(15) Quarion(11) VRAKLUL(9) Hook Horror(2)
Vraklul, in a fury fuelled by his focused rage, charges in with Orcsbane upraised to recklessly slaughter the vile abomination!
Vraklul rolls 1 20-sided die: 19 | 19 + 8 = 27
Vraklul rolls 1 20-sided die: 6 | 6 + 8 = 14
Vraklul rolls 1 12-sided die: 9 | 9 + 5 = 14
[slingergame] Quarion says, "And my new AC, for the next 8 hours, is 13+DEX=14"
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Attacking with advantage, followed by damage."
[slingergame] Horst says, "That's some good whacking"
DM exclaims, "The best roars in pain!"
Vraklul, with his newfound speed and skill, swings his greataxe a second time!
Vraklul rolls 1 20-sided die: 6 | 6 + 8 = 14
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "(Is that a hit?)"
[slingergame] DM says, "Nope"
Vraklul advances the initiative: Horst(19) Shaborys(15) Quarion(11) Vraklul(9) HOOK HORROR(2)
[slingergame] Quarion exclaims, "And now it's the horror's horrible turn!"
DM exclaims, "The horror brings one of his hooks down on Vraklul, the other on Horst!"
DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 19 | 19 + 6 = 25
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "(And he has advantage on me.)"
DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 5 | 5 + 6 = 11
DM rolls 2 6-sided dice: 1 4 | 5 + 4 = 9
DM says, "That's piercing damage"
[slingergame] Vraklul exclaims, "Alright!"
DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 10 | 10 + 6 = 16
DM asks (of horst), "Hit?"
Horst says, "No, I'm rocking AC 19"
[slingergame] Quarion says, "woo"
DM says, "oo"
[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "Oh, sure, you ask him, but did it occur to you to ask *me* if 25 was a successful hit?"
DM advances the initiative: END OF ROUND
DM advances the initiative: HORST(19) Shaborys(15) Quarion(11) Vraklul(9) Hook Horror(2)
[slingergame] DM says, "That's because I have your stats memorized because your my favorite"
[slingergame] DM says, "Oops. ilaw"
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Oh, yeah, fair enough."
DM asks (of horst), "ahem?"
[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "Do we temporarily skip and catch up his turn when he recovers?"
[slingergame] DM says, "Yep"
[Crows-Nest] Quarion exclaims, "Horst has been possessed!"
DM advances the initiative: Horst(19) SHABORYS(15) Quarion(11) Vraklul(9) Hook Horror(2)
Shaborys shoot shoot shoot.
Shaborys rolls 1 20-sided die: 12 | 12 + 7 = 19
DM says, "hit"
[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "go Shaborys go"
Shaborys rolls 4 6-sided dice: 1 4 4 2 | 11 + 4 = 15
[slingergame] Horst says, "sorry; random wandering grandmother"
Hunter arrives at home.
[slingergame] DM exclaims, "Hey, I'm making the random encounters here!"
[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "My turn coming up"
[slingergame] DM asks (of horst), "So, can you take your turn now?"
[slingergame] Quarion says, "I'm okay with that, provided he actually takes it."
[slingergame] DM says, "Doesn't look like it."
DM advances the initiative: Horst(19) Shaborys(15) QUARION(11) Vraklul(9) Hook Horror(2)
[slingergame] DM says, "Give him hell, elf boy"
[slingergame] DM says, "I think we can deal with Horst taking his turn at the end"
[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Where he belongs."
[slingergame] Shaborys says, "High rolls be damned :D"
[Crows-Nest] Vraklul says, "Helfboy."
Quarion focuses with all his might and conjures up a flaming sphere right above the hooked horror's head! With the sheer force of his will, the wizard sends the flames down onto the monster. (And uses a 3rd level spell slot, to amplify the damage)
[slingergame] Quarion says, "So 3d6 damage instead of 2d6."
[slingergame] DM says, "Nice"
[slingergame] DM asks, "Do I roll anything?"
[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "Does it affect anyone else nearby?"
[slingergame] Quarion says, "A DEX save"
[slingergame] Quarion says (to Vraklul), "its range is 5 feet."
[slingergame] DM says, "If it's centered on the Horror, it shouldn't affect anyone else"
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Cool."
[slingergame] Quarion says, "what the DM said"
DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 12 | 12
DM asks, "Does that save?"
Quarion says, "Yeah"
Quarion says, "So half damage"
Quarion rolls 3 6-sided dice: 5 3 4 | 12
Quarion exclaims, "6 damage for ya!"
DM exclaims, "The beast squeaks in pain as its beak is singed!"
DM advances the initiative: Horst(19) Shaborys(15) Quarion(11) VRAKLUL(9) Hook Horror(2)
DM asks (of horst), "ping?"
DM says (to vraklul), "Okay, gooo"
[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "Yuck, goo."
Vraklul hefts his greataxe to his shoulder and swings it (recklessly) like a baseball bat.
Vraklul rolls 1 20-sided die: 8 | 8 + 8 = 16
Vraklul rolls 1 20-sided die: 18 | 18 + 8 = 26
Vraklul rolls 1 12-sided die: 9 | 9 + 5 = 14
[slingergame] DM says (to Quarion), "Are you sure your spell save DC is still only 12? Seems low to me"
[slingergame] Horst says, "sorry afk while grandma is here"
DM says, "You slice off one hook. The horror is horri...er...mortified"
Vraklul lets the axe swing back like a pendulum, and attempts a second strike on the backswing!
Vraklul rolls 1 20-sided die: 14 | 14 + 8 = 22
Vraklul rolls 1 12-sided die: 1 | 1 + 5 = 6
[slingergame] Quarion says (to DM), "well Spell save DC = 8 + your proficiency bonus + your Intelligence modifier"
[slingergame] Quarion says, "oh crap"
Vraklul is clearly feeling fresh and invigorated this fine morning!
[slingergame] DM says, "Your proficiency went up my man"
Vraklul advances the initiative: Horst(19) Shaborys(15) Quarion(11) Vraklul(9) HOOK HORROR(2)
DM advances the initiative: END OF ROUND
DM exclaims, "The hook horror retaliates by attacking Vraklul!"
DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 9 | 9 + 6 = 15
DM says, "Twice, because Horst is afk"
DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 15 | 15 + 6 = 21
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Also, advantage."
[slingergame] DM asks, "On one attack, right?"
DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 1 | 1 + 6 = 7
[slingergame] Quarion says (to DM), "not only that: my INT is +3 now, so technically that hooked horror got full damage"
[slingergame] DM says, "So it's 15 and 21"
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Good question! I'll check."
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Nope, on all attacks against me until my next turn."
[slingergame] DM says, "Distracts another 6 HP"
Hunter disappears through an invisible gap in the MUD. You think you may have heard the sounds of chatting before the gap closed again.
[slingergame] Quarion says, "My new Save DC is 14, by my calculation."
[slingergame] DM says, "Or substracts."
[slingergame] Quarion says, "Will note this on updated sheet, sorry for the goofup"
DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 3 | 3 + 6 = 9
[slingergame] DM says, "So yeah, 15 and 21"
[slingergame] Vraklul exclaims, "15 misses!"
DM rolls 2 6-sided dice: 6 4 | 10 + 4 = 14
DM says, "(Piercing)"
[slingergame] Quarion says (to DM), "all my apologies, thanks for spotting my mistake"
Vraklul is moderately pierced!
[slingergame] DM says, "Sure thing *fingerguns*"
DM advances the initiative: HORST(19) Shaborys(15) Quarion(11) Vraklul(9) Hook Horror(2)
[slingergame] DM says (to vraklul), "Hey, hands off my counter, orc-boy"
DM exclaims, "Horst saves a random crying shield someone left in the marketplace!"
DM says, "Shield? Child. Oh man."
[slingergame] Quarion says, "woot"
DM advances the initiative: Horst(19) SHABORYS(15) Quarion(11) Vraklul(9) Hook Horror(2)
Shaborys shoots the hooked horror again.
Shaborys rolls 1 20-sided die: 19 | 19 + 7 = 26
DM says, "yep"
Shaborys rolls 4 6-sided dice: 2 5 5 5 | 17 + 4 = 21
[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "Badass."
[slingergame] DM asks, "Oh, did you sneak attack go up?"
[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Yup"
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Woo."
[slingergame] DM says, "nice"
[slingergame] Quarion says, "Rogues are supposed to be great at level 5."
[slingergame] Quarion says, "Seems like that rumor was true."
DM says, "The hook horror roars in pain! Then it realized it has -7 HP and drops dead"
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Clearly the *real* reason I'm standing next to the hookbeast is to provide Shaborys with flanking."
DM exclaims, "You are victorious!"
[slingergame] Quarion says, "ahahah"
[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Hee"
Quarion cheers. 'Yes!'
Quarion asks, "Now what?"
DM says, "The city has almost instantaneously erupted in a cacophany of sounds. You hear the sound of distant fights, explosions, screams, and a number of different alarm bells"
Vraklul says, "This isn't the only one of these. I heard others. We need to find the source and close all the portals before the rest of the city is..."
Quarion exclaims, "The source? It must be on that map. Bloodfang! Here!"
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "So, OOC:"
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Presumably these portals didn't just open spontaneously. I assume Maza is responsible."
[slingergame] Quarion asks, "I assumed so already?"
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "So if we find the place Maza was headed, that will probably be the source of all this mess and the best way to close the portals and save the city."
[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "Right?"
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "(As opposed to, say, running headlong into the portals to try to deal with things that way.)"
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "(Which was the other plan that crossed my mind.)"
Quarion retrieves the map from Bloodfang. 'Good dog.'
[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Sure"
Quarion exclaims, "Maza's behind this, I'm sure of it!"
[slingergame] DM says, "Oh, the portal immediately closed after that thing came through."
[slingergame] Quarion says, "Convenient."
[slingergame] Vraklul exclaims, "Oh, good!"
DM says, "Bloodfang comes running from behind a nearby tree, map still in mouth."
[slingergame] Vraklul exclaims, "That narrows things down substantially!"
Quarion pats Bloodfang and looks at the map.
Quarion asks, "Alright, what's this?"
Quarion says, "Temple of Milil... temple of Milil... where is it..."
DM says, "The good news is : It's a map of the Undercity with one area circled as "Fallen Temple of Milil". The bad news is : It's a map of the Undercity, so you have no clear reference to your current location."
Quarion says, "Well, guys, the temple's on this map. But I'm not sure where we are on this thing."
DM says, "In the distant, you see a storm of elementals rise up from the Magic School and rush down into the city at different locations"
Vraklul looks for a manhole, sewer grating, or other passage to the city below...
Shaborys oh s*it.
Quarion says, "That can't be a coincidence! There must be an entrance under the Magic School."
Vraklul exclaims, "Alright!"
Quarion asks, "Who's with me?"
DM says, "There are also 4 sewer gratings right here, where the ghouls came through yesterday"
[slingergame] Vraklul exclaims, "We've also seen at least two other entrances so far, but whichever one's closest!"
Quarion says, "Wait."
[slingergame] Horst says, "okay I'm back now; sorry about that. Quasi-unexpected family drop-in."
DM says, "Uhh, you're pretty sure these are summoned elementals that go help"
[slingergame] DM asks (of horst), "Are you good to play?"
[slingergame] Horst says, "Yeah she's back on the road now."
[slingergame] Horst asks, "did anyone need to get healed?"
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Oh, they're good elementals? Phew."
Quarion says, "Oh, right, sorry guys, I got carried away! Overcondifence will be my downfall one day."
Quarion says, "(Overconfidence, even)"
Vraklul pries open a nearby sewer grating!
[Crows-Nest] DM says, "Narrator : That day came sooner than he expected"
Horst seems to be no longer lost in thought.
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "I'm down 12hp."
DM says, "Thanks for saving my baby brother Simov"
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Not sure if that's worth healing up yet or if you should save your magic for you. Up to you."
[slingergame] Horst says, "Oh might as well get it off now."
[slingergame] Horst says, "so, 1st-level cure wounds"
[Crows-Nest] Vraklul says, "Horst 'saved' little Bobby 'Human Shield' Bobbitson."
Horst rolls 1 8-sided die: 3 | 3 + 6 = 9
[slingergame] Horst says, "+9, good as newish"
Horst says, "Least I could do."
Vraklul is notably less pierced!
DM says (to Quarion), "Quick, roll Investigation"
Quarion rolls 1 20-sided die: 18 | 18 + 3 = 21
[slingergame] Quarion says, "So."
[slingergame] Quarion asks, "What was I investigating, already?"
DM says, "You notice that there are certain areas of the Undercity that are, hm, compartmentalized, or shut off from the other regions. So you could go down here, but it's not clear if that would bring you all the way"
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "(Do I need to roll anything for prying up gratings?)"
[slingergame] DM says, "I think we can all assume a sewer grating is not a real challenge for you"
Quarion asks (of DM), "Can I try to recognize one specific area of the map that we've visited?"
[slingergame] DM says, "But I'm not sure why you took your shirt off before prying it open"
[slingergame] Vraklul flexes reflexively.
DM says, "Sure, that would be another investigation role"
[slingergame] Vraklul says (to DM), "Well, it's a sewer. I don't want to get it all dirty."
Quarion rolls 1 20-sided die: 16 | 16 + 3 = 19
[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "By the way, does Horst have any more of that oil left?"
[Setting the zoned flag.]
[slingergame] Horst asks, "uhh the what?"
[slingergame] Vraklul asks (of Horst), "You remember, when I went diving?"
[slingergame] Quarion says, "in freezing water"
[slingergame] Quarion asks (of DM), "how did my investigation fare?"
DM says (to Quarion), "Yeah! You're pretty sure on exit is only a few block away, one that Angles showed you during your trip"
Quarion exclaims, "Friends! I've recognized a spot on this map! We just need to head over to the place we went to when helping out those kids!"
Quarion says, "Only a few blocks away, if I'm reading this right, and then I can lead us straight to the Temple."
Vraklul exclaims, "Alright!"
Shaborys says, "Lead the way."
Vraklul asks, "Above ground or below?"
Quarion strides forth, Bloodfang at his heels, down the street towards the part of town he's looking for.
DM says, ""The streets are in utter chaos. There are people running out of houses, or people running into houses, small militia groups trying to go to their posts or help people, and basically folks running to and fro, and you even run past a few buildings that have already caught fire"
Vraklul lets this sewer grating drop shut again and follows Quarion.
Quarion quickens his pace.
Quarion exclaims, "No time to lose!"
Shaborys follows behind, resisting the urge to rob people while militia are around.
[slingergame] Quarion says, "Horst saves a couple more kids on the way."
DM says, "As you round a corner, you see one of the monstrosities that lumbering towards a small shop where some folks have taking refuge and then from a nearby building some ... creature? ... yells "OOOOOOOOOOOG!" and drops down at it. Then a gnome in Academy colors comes running from anotzher streets and yells "Ogg! No!""
Quarion asks, "What is that thing?"
Quarion asks, "Some sort of animal?"
[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "Do we stop to help?"
Horst asks, "Hey, gnome! What is that thing??"
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "I'll take that as a yes."
DM says, "The thing has landed on the hook horror and it's tearing at its head, while the horror tries to shake it off or cut it. The gnome runs around yelling : "Ogg! Oh dear oh dear.""
Vraklul, if everyone is stopping to talk, attacks the hooked horror!
DM says, "Finally, the horror slices off one of the creatures arms and it falls down."
DM exclaims, "The bloody and bruised horror turns towards you!"
Shaborys mutters something in infernal.
[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "Rolling initiative?"
Quarion exclaims, "I can't believe I'm saying this, but we should run!"
Vraklul stands and fights!
DM exclaims, "You are beset by another Hook Horror!"
Vraklul rolls 1 20-sided die: 8 | 8 + 2 = 10
DM clears the initiative.
DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 5 | 5
Vraklul registers Vraklul at init 10.
Shaborys rolls 1 20-sided die: 13 | 13 + 4 = 17
DM registers Horror at init 5.
Shaborys registers Shaborys at init 17.
DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 9 | 9 + 1 = 10
Horst rolls 1 20-sided die: 16 | 16 + 1 = 17
Horst registers Horst at init 16.
Quarion rolls 1 20-sided die: 20 | 20 + 1 = 21
Quarion registers Quarion at init 21.
DM displays the initiative: Quarion(21) Shaborys(17) Horst(16) Vraklul(10) Horror(5)
[slingergame] Quarion says, "Shit."
[slingergame] DM asks, "Hm?"
[slingergame] Quarion says, "I think I'll just use basic cantrips on this. No sense in wasting magic when Maza's a possible threat."
DM advances the initiative: QUARION(21) Shaborys(17) Horst(16) Vraklul(10) Horror(5)
[slingergame] DM says, "Well."
[slingergame] DM says, "it already looks pretty beat, too"
Quarion points the white Wand of Varg Gijak at the beaten and bloodied monster! 'Eat a fire bolt!'
Quarion rolls 1 20-sided die: 18 | 18 + 5 = 23
DM exclaims, "hit!"
[slingergame] Quarion says, "Actually should have been +6. Oh well."
Quarion rolls 1 10-sided die: 8 | 8
DM exclaims, "The creatures squawks in pain!"
DM advances the initiative: Quarion(21) SHABORYS(17) Horst(16) Vraklul(10) Horror(5)
Shaborys stands back and takes aim at the hook horror.
[slingergame] Quarion says, "(it's no big deal, but next time I'll remember to add the +1)"
Shaborys rolls 1 20-sided die: 10 | 10 + 7 = 17
DM says, "hit"
Shaborys rolls 1 6-sided die: 1 | 1 + 4 = 5
DM asks, "one d6?"
[slingergame] Shaborys asks, "I don't know yet if anyone is standing by it?"
[slingergame] DM says, "Oh right, good point"
DM advances the initiative: Quarion(21) Shaborys(17) HORST(16) Vraklul(10) Horror(5)
Horst says, "Aha"
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "I wonder if, in the future, that would be a case where it would make more sense to hold an action until someone else advanced."
Horst prays for some Sacred Flame.
[slingergame] Shaborys says, "I thought about it, yeah, but was'nt sure."
Horst says, "(Dex 15 save)"
DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 17 | 17
DM says, "aw"
Horst says, "Curse your hookedness."
DM advances the initiative: Quarion(21) Shaborys(17) Horst(16) VRAKLUL(10) Horror(5)
Vraklul attacks it recklessly!
Vraklul rolls 1 20-sided die: 14 | 14 + 8 = 22
Vraklul rolls 1 20-sided die: 17 | 17 + 8 = 25
Vraklul rolls 1 12-sided die: 5 | 5 + 5 = 10
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "(Oh, dang. I forgot to add my Rage damage during the attacks in the previous fight when I was enraged. Oh well.)"
Vraklul then attacks it again!
Vraklul rolls 1 20-sided die: 19 | 19 + 8 = 27
Vraklul rolls 1 12-sided die: 7 | 7 + 5 = 12
[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "Vrak is kicking ass"
DM says, "That beast looks even worse for wear"
Vraklul advances the initiative: Quarion(21) Shaborys(17) Horst(16) Vraklul(10) HORROR(5)
DM advances the initiative: END OF ROUND
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Hee."
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Yes, you did warn me, didn't you."
[slingergame] DM says (to Vraklul), "grrrrr"
Vraklul backs up the initiative: Quarion(21) Shaborys(17) Horst(16) Vraklul(10) HORROR(5)
[Crows-Nest] Vraklul says, "(Hmm, got a random error during 'init prev' -- did anyone else see it?)"
DM exclaims, "Suddenly, Ogg appears from behind the monster, with two arms again, and jumps on the horros back again!"
[Crows-Nest] DM says, "Nope"
[Crows-Nest] Shaborys says, "Nope"
DM says, "Everyone who wants can roll Nature to identify him now"
[Crows-Nest] Vraklul says, "I'll have to deal with it later."
Shaborys rolls 1 20-sided die: 16 | 16 + 2 = 18
Quarion rolls 1 20-sided die: 13 | 13 + 3 = 16
[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "Guess Shaborys knows better than me."
[Crows-Nest] Shaborys says, "Somehow."
Horst rolls 1 20-sided die: 6 | 6
[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "hahah"
DM exclaims, "Ogg seems to be ... a troll!"
[Crows-Nest] Vraklul asks (of Quarion), "Well, how many of them have *you* eaten?"
[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "good point"
[Crows-Nest] (from DM) OGG yells, "WHEN IS IT INTERNATIONAL MAN'S DAY"
[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "pfft"
DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 11 | 11 + 7 = 18
DM rolls 1 6-sided die: 5 | 5 + 4 = 9
DM says, "Ogg takes a decent bite out of the horror, but it's not quite dead"
DM advances the initiative: Quarion(21) Shaborys(17) Horst(16) Vraklul(10) Horror(5)
[Crows-Nest] Quarion exclaims, "I refuse to have a troll on this party!"
[Crows-Nest] DM says, "Huh, now I got the error, too"
[Crows-Nest] Vraklul says, "Oh dear."
[Crows-Nest] DM says, "What is up with my Initiative counter, Mr. Jota"
DM says, "The horror takes one swing at Ogg and one at Vraklul"
[Crows-Nest] Vraklul asks, "I, er, fixed it? So that we could have negative init numbers and init ties?"
DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 6 | 6 + 6 = 12
DM says, "he misses Ogg and..."
DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 10 | 10 + 6 = 16
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Advantage, remember."
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "But it hits regardless."
DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 19 | 19 + 6 = 25
DM rolls 2 6-sided dice: 6 2 | 8 + 4 = 12
DM says, "Consider yerself pierced"
[Crows-Nest] DM says, "Barbarians like abdominal piercings... they are ... all ... the rage ..."
[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "haha"
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Ha ha."
DM advances the initiative: QUARION(21) Shaborys(17) Horst(16) Vraklul(10) Horror(5)
[Crows-Nest] Vraklul says, "(Yay, it fixed itself.)"
[Crows-Nest] DM exclaims, "Good job, universe!"
Quarion points the White Wand of Varg Gijak at the unspeakable Thing. 'Eat another one of my spicy bolts!'
Quarion rolls 1 20-sided die: 20 | 20 + 6 = 26
Quarion rolls 1 10-sided die: 5 | 5
Quarion says, "*Fire* bolts."
[slingergame] DM exclaims, "roll 2d10. That's a crit!"
Quarion rolls 2 10-sided dice: 10 4 | 14
DM says, "Quarion shoots a fire bolt at the hook horror and the monster basically explodes, leaving the street covered in stinky goo."
Shaborys ew.
DM says (to Shaborys), "Damn it looks tasty."
Shaborys does not eat stinky goo!
Quarion wipes off the goo. 'Well, I like this wand,' he says. 'Cursed or not cursed, it does the job nicely.'
DM says, "The gnome puts his hands on his hips., "No! Bad troll!""
DM says, "Ogg slinks over to him dejectedly."
Vraklul exclaims, "Come on, we don't have time to spare!"
DM says, "The gnome turns towards you. "Thanks, strangers!""
Vraklul exclaims, "You're welcome!"
Quarion says, "Stay safe, we'll be saving the city as soon as possible. We've got a hunch as to where these things are coming from."
DM says, "You run a few more streets, and it's utter chaos. You see ill-equipped militia groups trying their best to hold of the monstrosities, but some of them seem to have appeared inside houses, or on top of them, or in backyards, and it's just utter confusion and chaos."
DM says, "You finally reach a grate that you're like 20% sure leads to the right place"
DM says, "Er, 80%"
Quarion says, "Okay, guys, this is it."
DM says, "Man, brain, get a grip"
[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "It's the Pareto principle."
Vraklul pries open *this* grate, too!
Quarion says, "I'll go first. I've got the map."
[Crows-Nest] Vraklul asks, "20% of the gates lead to 80% of the places?"
[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "yep"
DM exclaims, "The grate is open. Darkness yawns beneath!"
Vraklul asks, "Are you sure that's a good idea?"
Vraklul says, "Maybe send me first, and you tell me where to go."
Quarion hesitates. Then sighs. 'Okay.'
Vraklul climbs down, barely affected by the darkness.
Quarion comes down after him.
Shaborys follows.
Quarion asks, "Horst? Are you up there?"
DM says, "You are in a part of the Undercity that's actually sewer. A small sewer, so you hunker down a bit and follow Quarion's instructions."
Horst follows along, of course.
Quarion says, "Okay, Vraklul, we'll go this way."
DM says, "Down here, there is no sound from the fight above. There is just the dripping and rushing of water in the distance"
Vraklul says, "...this place smells even worse than the *rest* of the city."
Vraklul goes this way!
Quarion says, "Everybody should use fake names, just in case."
DM exclaims, "You leave the sewer through a hole in its wall that's clearly been made by force, and find yourself in some, older, unused and wider sewer tunnels. And you hear fighting in the distance!"
Quarion asks (of DM), "are we heading towards the fighting?"
DM says, "Not according to the map."
Vraklul asks (of Quarion), "Should we be heading toward the fighting?"
Quarion says (to Vraklul), "No, we should be going away from it if we want to reach the Temple."
Vraklul says, "OK."
Vraklul follows Quarion's instructions.
Quarion says, "Also, please refer to me as Fireball, just in case It's around."
Quarion says, "Lily, keep going."
Quarion says, "Daggers, watch my back."
DM says, "So you move away, and the sound of fighting subsides int the distance. You move through these old, musty sewers for a few minutes, and then you come upon one of the hooked horrors! Only, it's dead."
Shaborys gives it a kick as she passes it.
DM says, "As you kick it, its head rolls off."
[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "I forget, do we even know what 'It' is, yet?"
DM says, "And you all think, just for a second, you hear a faint crawling sound in a nearby tunnel."
Vraklul says, "Hmm, I wonder who killed that."
[slingergame] Quarion says, "It is a mystery."
[slingergame] Quarion says, "Let's keep it that way."
Quarion says, "I take a look at the monster's injuries, just out of curiosity."
Quarion rolls 1 20-sided die: 10 | 10 + 3 = 13
[slingergame] Quarion says, "It's definitely dead, guys. Let's move on."
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "I didn't think we had stopped."
DM says, "There seems to be two kinds of wounds - some have been clearly made by a weapon, like a longsword, and the other seems to be some sort of bite."
Quarion says, "Okay, this is weird. Either this thing was attacked by a creature and by a sword-wielding maniac, or we have some sort of werewolfy vigilante down here."
Quarion says, "Best not to waste time wondering. Let's move, Lily."
DM says, "You keep running, and realize you are very close to the temple - there is a huge, square room between you and it, and after that one long hallway that leads up to the temple."
Shaborys whispers, "WAIT!"
Vraklul stops!
Shaborys wants to check the room for traps
Quarion stays very still.
[slingergame] Shaborys asks, "investigation?"
DM says, "You're not in the room. The entrance to the room is a bulkhead, and it says RESERVOIR FIVE."
[slingergame] Shaborys says, "ok"
DM says, "Beside's it is a lever, that's set to FULL. (And be set to EMPTY)"
Vraklul asks, "Is this a water tank?"
DM says, "There is also a gauge that says FULL."
Quarion whispers, 'I think so.'
Quarion whispers, 'We need to be sure this is empty before we go in and drown.'
Quarion says, "Or... wait, I have a Water-breathing potion, I think."
Shaborys says, "Yeah, *you* do. The rest of us do not."
Quarion says, "Point taken, Daggers."
Vraklul asks, "I... have a climbing potion?"
Quarion says, "If we see any mountains in here, Lily, you'll be the first to climb it."
[Crows-Nest] DM says, "If you have a climbing potion, every problem looks like a mountain"
Quarion is feeling a little on edge for an elf.
[Crows-Nest] Vraklul exclaims, "Fortunately for me, nothing I've seen yet looked like a problem!"
Vraklul asks, "So do we empty this thing before opening it?"
Vraklul asks, "And if we do, where does it empty to? Here?"
Quarion says, "That's a risk."
Shaborys hm.
Vraklul shrugs. "Or we could just swim. I'm good at swimming."
Quarion says, "But I guess we can half-empty the other room, so that we can wade through."
Quarion asks, "How high's the ceiling?"
DM says, "Where you are now? Around 3m. Though you have no idea how high the reservoir is"
DM says, "And you have lost track of how deep underground you are"
[Crows-Nest] Vraklul says, "(That's ten feet, in proper units.)"
[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "thanks"
[Crows-Nest] DM flips Vraklul an Euro.
[Crows-Nest] Horst says, "Should have packed a dwarf"
Vraklul asks, "Let's just open it. Worst case, we all have to swim, right?"
[Crows-Nest] DM exclaims (at Quarion), "You are in France!"
Horst says, "Surely."
[Crows-Nest] Quarion says (to DM), "yeah, but all the D&D stuff I've memorized is in feet"
[Crows-Nest] DM says, "hehe"
[slingergame] Shaborys asks, "Can the lever be pulled partway, or is it empty/full?"
[slingergame] DM says, "Looks like it's either or"
[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Boo. Ok."
Vraklul. if no one stops him, does whatever obvious thing there is to do to open the bulkhead.
Quarion says, "Pull the lever, Lily."
DM says, "It's locked tight"
Vraklul asks, "It's locked. You want me to pull the lever first?"
DM says, "Like, you can't turn the wheel"
Vraklul pulls the lever.
Quarion sighs, and pulls the lever.
Quarion says, "Too late, Lily, I've done it."
DM exclaims, "You pull the lever, and hear a roar of water from behind the door!"
DM says, "The gauge sinks, albeit slowly"
DM says, "Looks like all you can do is wait for a minute or two."
Quarion says, "Looks like we were worried about nothing."
[Crows-Nest] Gunther says, "just divide by 3!"
Vraklul asks, "We were worried?"
Quarion says, "Not you, Lily."
DM says, "While you wait, you sit down for a minute to catch your breath, and you all hear distant music."
Quarion pricks up his elven ears!
DM says, "It sounds lovely, and relaxing, and ... warm? Friendly."
Quarion rolls 1 20-sided die: 1 | 1 - 1 = 0
Vraklul asks, "What do your elven ears hear?"
DM says (to Vraklul), "You are reminded of your time in the good valley."
Vraklul says, "Huh."
DM says (to quarion), "You are reminded of your mother singing while she did work around the house."
DM says (to horst), "You are reminded of the bard that used to come to the temple back home when you where an acolyte yourself."
Quarion asks, "Mother?"
DM says (to Shaborys), "There was a guy in your first gang, who played the lyre, and you remember how nice it was sometimes just to sit in your hideout and listen."
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "OOC, I'm wondering if this is when we ought to be drinking Davina's potions."
Shaborys aw.
Shaborys closes her eyes for a moment.
DM says, "You all close your eyes for just a second, and the rushing of water fades ..."
DM says, "WHEN SUDDENLY"
DM says, "*clank*"
[slingergame] Horst says, "dang it"
DM says, "The door unlocks."
Vraklul opens the door!
DM asks, "And you all awake, pleasently startled, and feel like you had a good rest. One might say ... a long rest?"
DM says, "Later, when you try to remember this, you will always think not of the loved ones you saw, but of an elf, playing a harp ..."
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Ha ha."
[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Heh"
Quarion looks at his hands. 'Weird. My magic levels are back to normal. And I didn't even trance.'
Shaborys says, "Well, what are we sitting around here for? Let's go."
Vraklul opens the door!
DM says, "Vraklul swings open the door. There is dripping wet, metal walkway, leading across a reservoir, whose water level is still sinking."
[Crows-Nest] Vraklul says, "So if this were a videogame, that room we were just in would have been filled with ammo and healthkits."
[Crows-Nest] DM says, "Yes"
[Crows-Nest] Vraklul says, "ANd probably a savepoint."
[Crows-Nest] DM says, "nice try"
[Crows-Nest] Gunther says, "a boss fountain, as we call it"
Vraklul heads across the metal walkway, through the reservoir.
Quarion follows after him.
[Crows-Nest] Gunther says, "or goreshadowing"
DM says, "You make your way across the walkway, careful not to slip, and open the door at the other end. Behind it is a short, brick corridor, that ends in a collapse, but also a tunnel, dug down, seemingly by hand. You can see the faintest light from below."
Vraklul whispers (to everyone), "I think this tunnel is where we're supposed to be headed."
Quarion grits his teeth. For quite a long while, he's sworn to avenge the death of Tazlynn Thrice-Slain. This might be the opportunity, at last.
Quarion says, "Let's go. But with stealth."
Vraklul says, "I don't have much stealth. But I'll do my best."
Quarion says, "You can bring up the rear."
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "If we want to be stealthy, Borys should probably scout ahead."
Quarion asks, "Shaborys?"
[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "Do we care that much about being stealthy?"
[slingergame] Quarion says, "We need every advantage we can get."
Shaborys nods.
Quarion says, "I'll be right behind."
Shaborys sneak sneak sneak.
DM says, "Roll it"
Shaborys rolls 1 20-sided die: 7 | 7 + 10 = 17
Shaborys rolls 1 20-sided die: 5 | 5 + 10 = 15
DM says, "As you make your way down the muddly tunnel, carefully slipping and sliding (stealthily), you hear a voice you heard once before, seemingly months and hundred of miles ago. A gnomish women, and she sounds even crazier than before."
DM says, "No! What are you doing? I gave you the blood of that dwarven princess to summon you and to give me back my family? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?""
Shaborys turns around to the others and puts a finger to her lips.
DM says, "At the end of the tunnel is a small hallway, lit by torches. One wall is natural rock, while your left hand side is a brick wall."
DM says, "A few feet ahead someone had made a hole in the wall by force."
Shaborys peers in the hole?
[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "Use the Force, Maza"
DM says, "As you sneek towards the hole, you hear another voice. It's deep, and dark, and full of malice."
[Crows-Nest] Shaborys says, "Well, whatever this thing is will hpoefully kill Maza, and then we can kill it. Or die trying."
DM says, "I am the Blood-Forged Chain. I have destroyed the Thrice-Slain King and laid ruin to his kingdom. You have summoned me know that you have only summoned your own destruction.""
DM says, "You peer into the hole. There is a small temple hall, with 4 pillars. All pews and decoration that once might have been has been destroyed, apart from the statue of an elven bard, displayed prominently, who seems familiar."
DM says, "(Cont)"
[Crows-Nest] Vraklul asks, "What'd you just call me?"
DM says, "Four pillars support the hall. At the back of it is a portal, bigger and darker than the ones you saw before. And some creatures stands just outside, but you can't really saw, because it's surrounded by flying, swirling chains. You knwo also notice chains wrapped around the pillars."
DM says, "Maza stands before him, the broken vial that once held Tazlynn's essence in her hands."
[slingergame] Quarion asks, "Is it only Shaborys who's seeing all this cool stuff?"
[slingergame] Shaborys says, "For now, yes."
[slingergame] Shaborys says, "I presume"
[slingergame] DM says, "Yep"
Shaborys silently takes this all in.
[slingergame] DM says, "Instead of the wizard, you send the rogue first. I guess that's *some* kind of learning progress"
DM exclaims, "You fool ! Her blood won't last! It was barely enought to summon you!"
DM says, "The Blood-Forged chain chuckles darkly."
DM says, "But my child do you forget that your father promised your own family's blood as well?""
DM says, "And chains comes down from where they swirl around him and just rip off her head. Maza's corspe falls over, and her blood begins to fill the pentagram she was standing in."
Shaborys sneaks back to the others and tells them all of this.
[slingergame] Shaborys asks, "Potion time?"
Vraklul says, "Well, that's one fewer bad guy we need to fight."
Quarion says, "Let's drink those potions."
Vraklul nods.
Vraklul drinks.
Shaborys quaffs her mind-steeling potion.
Horst chugs it down. Mmmm.
[Crows-Nest] Vraklul exclaims, "Oh no it was actually a mind-stealing potion now we're all mindless!"
Quarion drinks his mind-steeling concoction, and feels its potency swell inside his mind. Whatever happens, he'll go down fighting.
DM says, "The potion is lumpy and chalky, and you have a hard time getting it all down. But when you finally get it all down, your Willpower is increased by +2."
DM says, "For this fight."
[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "That'd be WIS saves specifically?"
[slingergame] DM says, "Yeah"
Vraklul says, "Let's do this."
[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Good. My WIS is low."
[slingergame] Quarion says, "So my WIS of -1 becomes a WIS of +1."
Vraklul readies his axe and strides forth to battle!
[Crows-Nest] Quarion sings, 'We're off to see the WIS, the wonderful WIS of Oz'
[Crows-Nest] DM says, "*snrk*"
[Crows-Nest] Quarion sings, 'We're off to see the WIS, the wonderful WIS of +1'
Quarion puts away his quarterstaff, and draws the White Wand of Varg Gijak.
Quarion exclaims, "We are not just heroes today, friends. We are Knights!"
Shaborys pulls out her crossbow.
Shaborys shortbow.
Vraklul exclaims, "For Varg Gijak, Tazlynn Thrice Slain, and all the innocent people of the world!"
Quarion exclaims, "Whatever happens, we will have been the best of the best!"
[slingergame] DM says, "*somewhere else* Maelis says, "Okay, I'll kill that horror with my cross- *pats empty back* Shaborys nooo!""
Shaborys hopes y'all are exclaiming quietly.
[slingergame] Shaborys says, "hahahaha"
[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "evil"
[slingergame] Shaborys would never steal from Maelis!
DM asks, "So you get down there?"
Quarion says, "Yes."
Vraklul gets down!
[Crows-Nest] Quarion puts on some motivational music.
[Crows-Nest] Quarion really gets down.
[Crows-Nest] Vraklul says, "I mean this in the sense of rhythm and boogie, not in the sense of ducking and evasion, of course."
Quarion asks, "So Vrak goes ahead?"
DM says, "You march up to the hole. As you pass through, the chains on the pillars rear up, almost like snakes recognizing prey."
Shaborys clears the initiative.
Vraklul asks, "Blood-forged chain?"
Vraklul says, "We are here to END YOU."
Vraklul rolls 1 20-sided die: 10 | 10 + 2 = 12
Vraklul registers Vraklul at init 12.
Shaborys rolls 1 20-sided die: 9 | 9 + 4 = 13
Shaborys registers Shaborys at init 13.
Quarion rolls 1 20-sided die: 3 | 3 + 1 = 4
DM says, "The creature turns it's faceless head towards you."
Quarion registers Quarion at init 4.
[Crows-Nest] Quarion asks, "Horst?"
DM exclaims, "Looks like the dead dwarf found some new vermin to carry his useless banner. Worry not, I will make you my favorite slaves, to the all of Bastafore of my coming!"
[Crows-Nest] Vraklul says, "He's busy saving another shield we passed in the hallway outside."
DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 16 | 16 + 3 = 19
[Crows-Nest] Vraklul says, "Also, this may be a tricky final boss fight without our cleric."
DM registers The blood forged Chain at init 19.
[Crows-Nest] Horst says, "no no I'm in"
[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "That Chain's got the drop on us."
Horst rolls 1 20-sided die: 5 | 5 + 1 = 6
[Crows-Nest] Vraklul says, "Phew."
[Crows-Nest] Quarion says (to Horst), "yay"
Horst registers Horst at init 6.
[Crows-Nest] Horst says, "in usual late Horst fashion"
DM says, "Ahem."
[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "He's like the calvary."
DM says, "Man, I've waited 18 sessions to say this."
DM exclaims, "ALAS! You are beset by the blood forged Chain!"
[Crows-Nest] Vraklul says, "Hopefully not in the sense of 'the late Horstsimovhorst'."
DM advances the initiative: THE BLOOD FORGED CHAIN(19) Shaborys(13) Vraklul(12) Horst(6) Quarion(4)
DM says, "The chains on the pillars dance up and then come down on you, sprouting razor sharp barbs."
Quarion prepares for pain.
DM says, "Well go in the orderof initiative for this"
DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 13 | 13 + 8 = 21
DM asks, "Stabby?"
[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Hits"
DM rolls 2 6-sided dice: 2 5 | 7 + 4 = 11
Shaborys reacts with hellish rebuke.
DM says, "Yay"
Shaborys says, "Dex(15), please"
DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 14 | 14 + 5 = 19
Shaborys rolls 3 10-sided dice: 1 9 4 | 14
Shaborys says, "take 7"
DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 9 | 9 + 3 = 12
DM says, "So, a fail"
Shaborys says, "Oh"
DM asks, "Is that fire damage?"
Shaborys says, "Yes"
Shaborys asks, "The dex save was the 12?"
Shaborys asks, "Or the 19?"
DM says, "The Chain chuckles. "I was born in the fire, half-blood. It will never hurt me."
Shaborys damn.
DM says, "The next chain goes after Vrak"
DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 13 | 13 + 8 = 21
[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "If it has Fire immunity, I'm dead."
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Hit, alas."
DM rolls 2 6-sided dice: 2 3 | 5 + 4 = 9
DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 13 | 13 + 8 = 21
[slingergame] Vraklul should have thought to rage *before* we started fighting.
DM rolls 2 6-sided dice: 3 2 | 5 + 4 = 9
DM says (to horst), "9 damage"
Horst says, "Rowr"
DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 12 | 12 + 8 = 20
DM rolls 2 6-sided dice: 1 1 | 2 + 4 = 6
Quarion asks, "is that for me?"
DM says, "Yes"
Quarion says, "Then it hits."
DM says, "Remember your mage armor"
DM says, "Then it's 6 damage"
DM advances the initiative: The blood forged Chain(19) SHABORYS(13) Vraklul(12) Horst(6) Quarion(4)
Shaborys sighs and takes aim at Chain with her shortbow.
DM says, "Btw, these chains count as inidividual enemies for all intents and purposes"
Shaborys says, "Well, then the one that attacked me"
[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "I had a spell which would have blocked any attack roll under 19 by reaction."
Shaborys rolls 1 20-sided die: 15 | 15 + 7 = 22
DM says, "Hits"
[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Damnit. Forgot I should wait."
[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Oh well"
Shaborys rolls 1 6-sided die: 3 | 3 + 4 = 7
[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "Does that mean we have five enemies in the room right now?"
[slingergame] Horst asks, "Is there also like a dude, yeah?"
[slingergame] DM says, "Yep"
[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "4 against 5."
[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "Tough."
[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "By the way, from where we're standing, would approaching the main Big Bad require moving out of melee range of the individual chains?"
[slingergame] DM says, "Of the one that's attack you, yeah"
DM advances the initiative: The blood forged Chain(19) Shaborys(13) VRAKLUL(12) Horst(6) Quarion(4)
[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "Are we in range of each other's chainlets at all?"
[slingergame] DM says, "Not really, you've kind of fanned out, I guess"
[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Or rather, I should have shot at someone else's chain. That would have made more sense."
[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Next time"
[slingergame] DM says, "or at the big guy"
[slingergame] Shaborys says, "I didn't understand that there was a big guy when you corrected me."
Vraklul ponders carefully what to do. Then, after giving it an appropriate amount of thought, he eventually decides to... FLY INTO A RAGE AND ATTACK THE MINI-CHAIN WITH HIS HUGE GREATAXE!
Vraklul rolls 1 20-sided die: 19 | 19 + 8 = 27
DM says, "hits"
Vraklul rolls 1 12-sided die: 7 | 7 + 7 = 14
DM says, "Your chain looks badly damaged"
DM advances the initiative: The blood forged Chain(19) Shaborys(13) Vraklul(12) HORST(6) Quarion(4)
Vraklul then, on the balance, he concludes that the optimal course of action is to DO IT AGAIN!
Vraklul rolls 1 20-sided die: 5 | 5 + 8 = 13
DM backs up the initiative: The blood forged Chain(19) Shaborys(13) VRAKLUL(12) Horst(6) Quarion(4)
DM says, "nope"
[slingergame] Vraklul exclaims, "Oh well!"
DM asks, "done?"
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Yup."
DM advances the initiative: The blood forged Chain(19) Shaborys(13) Vraklul(12) HORST(6) Quarion(4)
[slingergame] DM says, "Great, so I can advance MY counter"
[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "Vraklul can do this all day, y'know."
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "(Also, I was not attacking recklessly this time, so you don't need advantage against me this time.)"
Horst stands beside Vraklul and attacks the battered chain with his mace.
Horst rolls 1 20-sided die: 6 | 6 + 5 = 11
DM says, "Nope"
[Crows-Nest] Quarion exclaims, "AoO! AoO!"
Horst says, "Hnnngrrrnrng"
DM advances the initiative: The blood forged Chain(19) Shaborys(13) Vraklul(12) Horst(6) QUARION(4)
[Crows-Nest] DM asks, "Hm?"
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Oh, so we can do that without AoO's? Good to know..."
[slingergame] DM says, "Sure, why not"
Quarion decides to fight off that chain! 'Burn in hell!' he yells, brandishing the White Wand of Varg Gijak and sending forth a firebolt
Quarion rolls 1 20-sided die: 14 | 14 + 6 = 20
[Crows-Nest] Quarion asks, "That's a crit?"
DM asks, "At a single chain or the main guy or the damaged chain?"
Quarion exclaims, "The chain that attacked me!"
DM says, "That hits"
[Crows-Nest] DM says, "Only a crit if you roll a 20"
[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "aha gotcha"
Quarion rolls 1 10-sided die: 6 | 6
DM advances the initiative: END OF ROUND
DM says, "THe blood forged chain, being unbother, just attacks with his chains again"
DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 13 | 13 + 8 = 21
DM rolls 2 6-sided dice: 6 1 | 7 + 4 = 11
DM says, "For Stabby"
Shaborys uncannily dodges to halve that damage.
DM says, "nice"
DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 10 | 10 + 8 = 18
DM asks, "Vrak?"
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Hit."
DM rolls 2 6-sided dice: 1 1 | 2 + 4 = 6
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "I am not so uncanny as Shaborys."
[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "Was that piercing, BTW?"
[Crows-Nest] DM says, "Slashing"
[slingergame] Vraklul nods.
DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 8 | 8 + 8 = 16
Horst says, "Haha no"
DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 18 | 18 + 8 = 26
DM rolls 2 6-sided dice: 1 3 | 4 + 4 = 8
DM says (to Quarion), "8 damage"
Quarion is hurt!
DM advances the initiative: THE BLOOD FORGED CHAIN(19) Shaborys(13) Vraklul(12) Horst(6) Quarion(4)
Shaborys takes aim at the weakened chain bothering Vraklul.
DM says, "I need to step afk for a sec, sorry"
Shaborys says, "Ok."
[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "I'm at half HP."
[slingergame] Quarion says, "I've lost half my HP. Yikes."
[slingergame] Quarion says, "But I have a plan up my sleeve."
DM asks, "Weakened chain you said?"
Shaborys ja.
Shaborys rolls 1 20-sided die: 11 | 11 + 7 = 18
DM says, "Nope"
DM advances the initiative: The blood forged Chain(19) SHABORYS(13) Vraklul(12) Horst(6) Quarion(4)
DM advances the initiative: The blood forged Chain(19) Shaborys(13) VRAKLUL(12) Horst(6) Quarion(4)
[slingergame] Quarion asks, "You know how I can sculpt my spells so as to protect 1+(level of spell slot) allies?"
Vraklul recklessly swings at his chain again!
Vraklul rolls 1 20-sided die: 2 | 2 + 8 = 10
Vraklul rolls 1 20-sided die: 7 | 7 + 8 = 15
[slingergame] Horst says, "d'oh"
DM says, "nope"
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Yeesh."
Vraklul swings again!
[slingergame] Quarion says, "Well, I have level 3 spell slots available now."
Vraklul rolls 1 20-sided die: 12 | 12 + 8 = 20
DM says, "Yep"
Vraklul rolls 1 12-sided die: 10 | 10 + 7 = 17
[slingergame] Vraklul exclaims, "Extra attack for the win!"
DM says, "Vraklul's chain shatters"
[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Woo"
Vraklul uses his movement to flank Shaborys' chain!
DM says, "Allrighty"
DM advances the initiative: The blood forged Chain(19) Shaborys(13) Vraklul(12) HORST(6) Quarion(4)
Horst charges up to the Blood-Forged guy.
DM asks, "With DISENGAGE, or do you risk an AoO?"
Horst attacks with his mace, and as a bonus action summons a Spiritual Weapon, which is also a mace, which also attacks.
Horst says, "I'll eat it"
DM rolls 1d 20-sided dice: 20 | 20 + 8 = 28
DM says, "ouch"
[slingergame] Horst says, "d'oh"
DM rolls 4 6-sided dice: 5 5 3 1 | 14 + 4 = 18
Horst says, "Ouch"
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Oh, oof, crit."
DM asks, "Are you still standing?"
Horst says, "I sure am"
DM exclaims, "Give him hell!"
Horst says, "okay, mundane mace attack:"
Horst rolls 1 20-sided die: 8 | 8
DM says, "Nope"
[slingergame] Quarion says, "aw"
Horst says, "err, so 13, but yeah."
Horst says, "Then the spiritual mace:"
Horst rolls 1 20-sided die: 16 | 16 + 6 = 22
DM says, "Yep"
Horst rolls 1 8-sided die: 4 | 4 + 4 = 8
[slingergame] Quarion says, "So mind wins over matter."
Horst says, "8 force damage; this spell sticks around for a minute"
DM says, "The chain roars in pain"
Horst says, "The power of Ilmater compels you"
DM says, "But in his face you suddenly the force patient your healing magic couldn't save, no matter how hard you tried"
[slingergame] Quarion asks, "My turn?"
DM says, "And that's a WIS(14) save"
[slingergame] Quarion says, "Oh."
Horst rolls 1 20-sided die: 9 | 9 + 9 = 18
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Woo."
DM exclaims, "But your faith doesn't waver!"
DM advances the initiative: The blood forged Chain(19) Shaborys(13) Vraklul(12) Horst(6) QUARION(4)
Quarion says, "Blood Forged Chain. We will win."
Quarion has a steely glint in his eye. Then he mutters some words, and a wave of thunderous force sweeps out from him, devastating everything in a 15 foot radius! His companions are unaffected, however, protected by faint shimmering blue spheres.
[slingergame] Quarion says, "I just cast Thunderwave as a level 3 spell."
[Crows-Nest] Vraklul says, "It helps that Horst tries not to get himself too emotionally invested in his patients to begin with."
[slingergame] Quarion says, "And used Sculpt Spells to protect y'all buddies."
[slingergame] Quarion says, "That means a CON(14) save for everything else in range."
[slingergame] Quarion says, "And half damage on a successful save, with 4d8 damage."
DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 10 | 10 + 7 = 17
DM exclaims, "Tha main guy resists!"
DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 5 | 5 + 7 = 12
DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 19 | 19 + 7 = 26
DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 11 | 11 + 7 = 18
DM says, "So roll it"
Quarion rolls 2 8-sided dice: 2 1 | 3
Quarion says, "for the main guy"
DM says, "No, reall 4d8"
Quarion rolls 4 8-sided dice: 7 8 7 2 | 24
DM asks, "or do you usually roll for each enemy individually?"
Quarion says, "oh, let's just roll once and be done with it"
Quarion asks, "so that's 12 damage for the main guy, 24 for the first chain, 12 for the rest?"
[slingergame] Quarion says, "It makes more sense to roll once, since it's a single spell."
DM says, "A thunderous wave ripples out from Quarion! Two of the remaining chains are blasted into broken links, scattering all over the place. The one remaining chain is barely hanging on."
Quarion exclaims, "Yes!"
DM says, "The blood forged chain roars in anger. "I HAVE KILLED YOUR KING AND I WILL KILL YOU!""
Shaborys shouts back, **** ****** ****** **** ** ****.
[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "Which chain is the one remaining?"
DM says, "Sorry, have to looks something up"
[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "And does Thunderwave push enemies away, too?"
[slingergame] Quarion says, "It pushes them back 10 feet on a failed save"
[slingergame] Quarion says, "On a success, it's not pushed."
[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Whoops, one too many asterisks."
DM says, "Ironically, Quarion's chain remains"
[slingergame] DM says (to Shaborys), "Ha ha"
[slingergame] Quarion says, "It's the Chain's turn, now, I guess."
DM says (to Quarion), "In the rage filled face of the Chain you suddenly see an elf child in your home village, who was killed by a roaming band of gnolls and who body you discovered in a field. You had nightmares for weeks."
[slingergame] Vraklul exclaims, "Now, now, let the DM worry about the counter!"
DM says, "Roll a WIS(14) save"
Quarion rolls 1 20-sided die: 16 | 16 + 1 = 17
Quarion closes his eyes, and tell himself, 'It wasn't my fault.'
DM says, "But after that awesome thunderwave, nothing can faze you"
DM advances the initiative: END OF ROUND
DM says, "The one remaining chain takes a swipe at Quarion"
DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 19 | 19 + 8 = 27
Quarion says, "ow"
DM says, "roll 2d6+4"
DM rolls 2 6-sided dice: 1 2 | 3 + 4 = 7
[slingergame] Quarion says, "Now at 7 HP."
DM says, "And it turns to Horst, whose fighting it one on one, and slashes at him with a chain around its body"
DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 11 | 11 + 8 = 19
DM says, "Aha, that hits"
DM rolls 2 6-sided dice: 5 4 | 9 + 4 = 13
DM says, "13 damaged, and you make a Grapple save against 14"
[slingergame] Quarion exclaims, "Damn, Horst is going to die before he can even get a chance to heal me!"
DM asks, "which is STR, I think?"
Horst says, "hmm"
Horst rolls 1 20-sided die: 2 | 2 + 2 = 4
[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "nooooooooo"
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Athletics or Acrobatics, his choice."
Horst says, "Also, Horst drops."
[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "noooooooooooooooo"
DM exclaims, "Horsts lifeless body is grappled!"
Horst says, "Hey I'm hardly lifeless! I'm just limp and flaccid."
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Also, possibly letting our only healer rush in like that may have been a bad idea."
DM asks, "But you're at 0 HP?"
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "I wonder how practical it is to try to administer a healing potion while he's grappled."
DM advances the initiative: THE BLOOD FORGED CHAIN(19) Shaborys(13) Vraklul(12) Horst(6) Quarion(4)
DM advances the initiative: The blood forged Chain(19) SHABORYS(13) Vraklul(12) Horst(6) Quarion(4)
Shaborys tries to take out the chain grappling Horst.
Shaborys rolls 1 20-sided die: 14 | 14 + 7 = 21
DM says, "That's the main guy, basically. And it hits"
Shaborys rolls 1 6-sided die: 6 | 6 + 4 = 10
DM says, "And you can sneak attack, since he's grappling"
[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Ah"
Shaborys rolls 3 6-sided dice: 2 6 2 | 10
DM says, "The arrow makes a dent, but not quite as much as you would've thought"
[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "Also, does anyone other than me *have* any healing potions left?"
[slingergame] Horst says, "yeah I'm at 0 and ready to save vs all the death"
DM advances the initiative: The blood forged Chain(19) Shaborys(13) VRAKLUL(12) Horst(6) Quarion(4)
[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Nope"
[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "I drank mine."
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Because I would really rather hit this thing with my axe than try to heal it..."
[slingergame] Quarion asks (of Vraklul), "can you pass me your potion?"
[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "So, you guys tell me: should I try to heal Horst, or do what I'm good at?"
[slingergame] Vraklul says (to Quarion), "I assume doing so would use up my action, the same as if I did it myself."
[slingergame] Quarion says, "oh dear"
[slingergame] Vraklul asks (of DM), "Is that correct?"
[slingergame] DM says, "Hm.."
[slingergame] Quarion says, "I could take it with a Mage Hand."
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Or... if the DM wants..."
[slingergame] DM says, "If you just totally cool toss it to him, I'd allow an Athletics check"
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "We could retroactively suggest that I gave it to Quarion earlier."
[slingergame] Vraklul exclaims (at DM), "OK!"
Vraklul rolls 1 20-sided die: 17 | 17 + 7 = 24
[slingergame] DM says, "If that fails, however ... this is a stone floor"
Vraklul exclaims (at Quarion), "Give this to Horst!"
DM exclaims, "Totally cool slowmo potion toss!"
Quarion catches it.
DM says, "Which takes Vrak's bonus action if that's important"
Vraklul throws the potion without even looking, while he runs at the big bad guy, ready to CHOP with his axe!
[slingergame] Vraklul exclaims, "Good to know!"
[slingergame] DM says, "Get to the CHOPPER"
Vraklul (recklessly)
Vraklul rolls 1 20-sided die: 5 | 5 + 8 = 13
Vraklul rolls 1 20-sided die: 15 | 15 + 8 = 23
DM says, "yep"
Vraklul rolls 1 12-sided die: 8 | 8 + 7 = 15
[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "Do I need to take a save for each swing, or just one for the full attack action?"
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "(Like, at the end of my turn?)"
[slingergame] DM asks, "Sorry, what save?"
[slingergame] Vraklul exclaims, "Uh, OK, I guess I don't need to save!"
[slingergame] DM says, "Oh, you mean against ..."
Vraklul attacks him again, because that's what he's good at!
Vraklul rolls 1 20-sided die: 8 | 8 + 8 = 16
DM says, "Yep"
Vraklul rolls 1 12-sided die: 3 | 3 + 7 = 10
DM says, "As you slash at the chain, it suddenly wears the face of a friend you went swimming with at the Good Valley ... you swam out to far and tried to save him ... but you couldn't ..."
DM says, "WIS(14)"
Vraklul rolls 1 20-sided die: 5 | 5 + 2 = 7
[slingergame] Quarion says, "oh dear"
Vraklul exclaims, "Noooooooooooooooooooooo!"
DM says, "You are FRIGHTENED"
DM advances the initiative: The blood forged Chain(19) Shaborys(13) Vraklul(12) HORST(6) Quarion(4)
[slingergame] Quarion says, "Death save."
[slingergame] Quarion plays somber music.
[Crows-Nest] Vraklul exclaims, "This never would have happened to Cason!"
[Crows-Nest] DM says, "ha ha"
Horst rolls 1 20-sided die: 3 | 3
[Crows-Nest] DM says, "Oh boy"
[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Noooo"
[Crows-Nest] Vraklul says, "(Mainly because he gets Advantage on saves against fear.)"
DM advances the initiative: The blood forged Chain(19) Shaborys(13) Vraklul(12) Horst(6) QUARION(4)
[slingergame] Quarion asks, "Does giving someone a potion count as a bonus action?"
[slingergame] DM says, "Nope, full action. You need to hold his nose and anything"
[Crows-Nest] Vraklul says, "And then you rub his throat to force him to swallow-- wait, or am I thinking of pilling a cat."
[Crows-Nest] DM says, "Babies, too"
[Crows-Nest] Vraklul asks, "Why would you baby a cat?"
[Crows-Nest] Shaborys says, "Because they're so cwute."
[Crows-Nest] DM says, "How else do you make baby ca - uh, nevermind"
Quarion knows that the fate of Wolfwater depends on Horst being alive to keep the party alive and fighting. So he rushes to Horst' side, holds his nose, pours the precious healing potion down the dying cleric's throat, and prays that it works.
DM says, "roll it"
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "4d4+4"
Quarion rolls 2 4-sided dice: 2 3 | 5 + 2 = 7
[slingergame] Quarion says, "I checked online."
Quarion says, "So Horst comes back to life, with an HP equal to mine (ie 7)"
[slingergame] Vraklul says (to Quarion), "I don't know what it says online, but the DM said this potion was 4d4+2."
[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Vrak is right, assuming it's the potion I think it is."
[slingergame] Quarion says, "oh"
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Specially made for us by Davina."
[slingergame] Quarion says, "do I roll again"
[slingergame] Shaborys says, "greater healing"
Quarion rolls 4 4-sided dice: 4 2 4 2 | 12 + 2 = 14
[slingergame] DM says, "Yes, roll again"
Quarion says, "Horst comes back to life, with twice as much HP as Quarion currently has."
DM advances the initiative: END OF ROUND
DM advances the initiative: THE BLOOD FORGED CHAIN(19) Shaborys(13) Vraklul(12) Horst(6) Quarion(4)
[slingergame] Horst says, "she makes such good potion"
DM says, "The remaining chain swing at last person still in the back, Stabby"
DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 8 | 8 + 8 = 16
Shaborys oof.
DM rolls 2 6-sided dice: 1 3 | 4 + 4 = 8
Shaborys dodges again, halving the damage.
DM says, "The other attack goes against Vraklul"
DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 5 | 5 + 8 = 13
DM says, "Alas"
[slingergame] Vraklul exclaims, "Miss!"
DM advances the initiative: The blood forged Chain(19) SHABORYS(13) Vraklul(12) Horst(6) Quarion(4)
[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "'Alas'? 'Alas'? WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON?"
Shaborys takes aim at the Demon itself.
[slingergame] DM says, "errrr"
[slingergame] DM says, "No comment"
Shaborys rolls 1 20-sided die: 7 | 7 + 7 = 14
DM says, "miss"
DM says, "I mean, alas"
DM advances the initiative: The blood forged Chain(19) Shaborys(13) VRAKLUL(12) Horst(6) Quarion(4)
DM says, "Remember you have disadvantage"
Vraklul exclaims (at BFC), "YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE!"
Vraklul grits his teeth against the fear and RECKLESSLY ATTACKS THE BLOOD-FORGED CHAIN ANYWAY!
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Reckless advantage and fear cancel, so normal attack roll."
Vraklul rolls 1 20-sided die: 14 | 14 + 8 = 22
[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "It's the Big F**king Chicken? Whoa."
[slingergame] DM says, "Sure"
Vraklul rolls 1 12-sided die: 4 | 4 + 7 = 11
[Crows-Nest] DM says, "From Family Guy"
[Crows-Nest] Shaborys says, "Whoa, when did Quarion learn infernal ;)"
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "And the second attack roll doesn't get advantage, so it's at disadvantage:"
Vraklul rolls 1 20-sided die: 16 | 16 + 8 = 24
Vraklul rolls 1 20-sided die: 4 | 4 + 8 = 12
DM says, "alas"
[slingergame] Vraklul says (to DM), "Much better."
DM advances the initiative: The blood forged Chain(19) Shaborys(13) Vraklul(12) HORST(6) Quarion(4)
DM says, "You are prone, my boy"
[slingergame] Horst asks, "prone and grappled?"
[Crows-Nest] DM says, "Just prone"
Horst prays and prays like he's rarely prayed before.
Horst says, "Prayer of Healing, 3rd-level slot, so me and all my friends get this many hp back:"
Horst rolls 3 8-sided dice: 4 3 7 | 14 + 4 = 18
[Crows-Nest] Quarion asks, "For each of us?"
[Crows-Nest] Vraklul says, "There was that big Divinity final exam, and that one time when he thought he might have gotten a girl pregnant, but that's about it."
[Crows-Nest] Horst exclaims, "yup!"
[slingergame] Vraklul exclaims, "Woo!"
[slingergame] DM says, "nice"
[Crows-Nest] Shaborys says, "Much thanks"
Horst says, "Also I guess I'll stand up."
DM says, "Sure"
DM says, "And you again see that face of the guy you couldn't save, and you make another save"
[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "Woo my HP is 25"
[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "Thanks Horst"
[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "Oh yeah, was I supposed to make any extra saves after attacking again?"
[slingergame] DM says, "Nope"
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Cool."
Horst rolls 1 20-sided die: 2 | 2 + 9 = 11
DM says, "You are FRIGHTENED"
Horst says, "spoopy"
[Crows-Nest] Quarion asks, "Spoopy?"
DM advances the initiative: The blood forged Chain(19) Shaborys(13) Vraklul(12) Horst(6) QUARION(4)
[Crows-Nest] Quarion asks, "Is that Snoopy's Bastaforian cousin?"
[Crows-Nest] Vraklul says, "Very spoopy."
[Crows-Nest] Vraklul says, "(It's the way the kids these days say 'spooky'.)"
Quarion says, "Well, Blood-Forged Chain."
Quarion says, "I believe I'm destined to... CRUSH YOU"
(From Quarion) And another wave of thunderous force sweeps out from Quarion!
[Crows-Nest] DM exclaims (at rats), "Hey, I already have one fight to deal with here!"
[Crows-Nest] Shaborys aw.
Quarion rolls 4 8-sided dice: 3 3 7 2 | 15
DM asks, "What was the save again?"
Quarion says, "CON(14)"
DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 8 | 8 + 4 = 12
DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 1 | 1 + 4 = 5
DM says, "Awesome, roll damage"
Quarion says, "I rolled it already."
Quarion says, "15, motherf*****"
DM says, "Whoops, sorry"
DM says, "One of them is +7"
DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 19 | 19 + 7 = 26
Quarion says, "Oh."
DM exclaims, "Put the last floating chain breaks!"
Quarion says, "So, 15 for one, and uh, 13 for the other."
Quarion says, "wait no"
Quarion says, "15 for the fail and 7 for the success save"
[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "sorry for the math messup"
Quarion exclaims, "I always keep my promises, Blood Forged Chain!"
[Crows-Nest] DM says, "Looks like Furiosa used CLEAN ATTACK on her sister, where you pin your enemy and then clean them furiously"
[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "hehe"
DM says, "You see that kids face again as you stare the blood forged Chain down. Make another save"
Quarion rolls 1 20-sided die: 6 | 6 + 1 = 7
[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "Shit."
[Crows-Nest] Vraklul asks, "Does Horst know that spell?"
DM says, "You are FRIGHTENED"
[slingergame] Horst says, "My only crime was caring too much"
[Crows-Nest] DM says, "It's a rat racial trait I believe"
[Crows-Nest] Horst says, "I know something that'll help"
DM advances the initiative: END OF ROUND
DM advances the initiative: THE BLOOD FORGED CHAIN(19) Shaborys(13) Vraklul(12) Horst(6) Quarion(4)
Quarion feels the fear take over his mind! Suddenly he is a child again, a frightened little elf back in that field outside Horntown, face to face with a bloody corpse.
DM exclaims, "I will crush you, fallen knights of a fallen kingdom!"
DM says, "One chain sweeps at Horst, the other at Vrak"
Shaborys rolls her eyes. Nah.
DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 8 | 8 + 8 = 16
DM exclaims, "Miss!"
DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 15 | 15 + 8 = 23
DM asks (of vrak), "I believe that hits?"
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "That is indeed a hit."
DM rolls 2 6-sided dice: 4 2 | 6 + 4 = 10
DM says, "(slashing)"
DM says, "And make an Acrobatics or Atlethics check"
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Well, I was briefly at full health..."
[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "Am I still frightened?"
[slingergame] DM says, "Nope"
Vraklul rolls 1 20-sided die: 3 | 3 + 7 = 10
DM says, "You are GRAPPLED"
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "I feel that I am OK with this."
DM advances the initiative: The blood forged Chain(19) SHABORYS(13) Vraklul(12) Horst(6) Quarion(4)
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Since this is pretty much exactly where I wanted to be anyway."
Shaborys tries again to shoot the demon.
Shaborys rolls 1 20-sided die: 14 | 14 + 7 = 21
DM says, "hit"
[slingergame] Shaborys asks, "Sneak again because it's grappling? Or no?"
[slingergame] DM says, "Yep"
Shaborys rolls 4 6-sided dice: 6 6 1 4 | 17 + 4 = 21
DM says, "THUD! Again, you feel that didn't cause quite the wound you wanted it to"
[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "I suspect some sort of immunity or secret defense system."
DM asks, "Also, remember that kid you haven't thought of in so long? When you ran away from the city guard, and he stumbled into a food cart? And they hung him?"
Shaborys rolls 1 20-sided die: 17 | 17 + 3 = 20
Shaborys says, "Take that, b*tch."
DM says, "Fuck that guy, I guess."
[Crows-Nest] Horst says, "nope, don't remember that kid at all"
DM advances the initiative: The blood forged Chain(19) Shaborys(13) VRAKLUL(12) Horst(6) Quarion(4)
DM says, "First, you take damage"
DM rolls 2 6-sided dice: 1 3 | 4 + 4 = 8
Vraklul shrugs. Sure, damage, whatever.
Vraklul then reckless GREATAXE.
DM says, "Roll Athletics (Strength)"
DM asks, "Uh, you are grappled?"
Vraklul rolls 1 20-sided die: 13 | 13 + 7 = 20
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Sure, but I wasn't trying to get away."
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "So I don't mind staying grappled."
DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 12 | 12 + 4 = 16
DM says, "You are ungrappled"
DM says, "But that was your action, I believe"
[Crows-Nest] Quarion exclaims, "Ungrappled against his will!"
[slingergame] Vraklul exclaims, "Wait, no!"
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Leave me grappled, then."
[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "Too late"
[slingergame] DM says, "Allright"
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "I just want to attack."
Vraklul rolls 1 20-sided die: 13 | 13 + 8 = 21
[slingergame] DM says, "You can't attack if you're grappled"
Vraklul rolls 1 20-sided die: 2 | 2 + 8 = 10
[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "What?"
[slingergame] Horst says, "sure he can"
[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "Where does it say that...?"
[slingergame] DM says, "Oh, huh. That seems counterintuitive, but okay."
DM asks, "So, 10 damage?"
[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "It's like wrestling"
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "No, that was an attack roll with advantage."
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "This is damage:"
Vraklul rolls 1 12-sided die: 11 | 11 + 7 = 18
[slingergame] Vraklul exclaims, "And *this* is my second attack!"
[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "Wow."
Vraklul rolls 1 20-sided die: 8 | 8 + 8 = 16
Vraklul asks (of Chain), "You have grappled the wrong half-orc! You think I'm trapped here with you?"
Vraklul exclaims, "YOU'RE trapped here with ME!"
[slingergame] DM says, "Ah, I think I was thinking of The Dark Eye again, which has more simulationist rules"
[slingergame] Shaborys says, "hehe"
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "(THe 16 was a miss, right?)"
[slingergame] DM exclaims, "Curse you, brain muscle memory!"
DM says, "Nope, it hits"
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "I think a 5e grapple is just 'they're keeping you from getting away'."
[slingergame] Horst says, "Yeah, grappling has changed in pretty much every version and edition"
Vraklul rolls 1 12-sided die: 1 | 1 + 7 = 8
[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "Of course it hits, Vrak is a force of nature"
DM advances the initiative: The blood forged Chain(19) Shaborys(13) Vraklul(12) HORST(6) Quarion(4)
Horst steps away from the melee.
[slingergame] DM says, "I imagine a chain round Vrak's midsection, with him lifted *just* high enough to whack the Chain on the head"
Horst prays and prays and becomes a Beacon of Hope.
[slingergame] Horst says, "Here's what Beacon of Hope does for all my friends:"
[slingergame] Horst | For the duration, each target has advantage on Wisdom saving throws and death saving throws, and regains the maximum number of hit points possible from any healing.
[slingergame] Vraklul exclaims, "Yes!"
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "(to DM)"
[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "and yay to Horst"
[slingergame] DM says, "woohoo"
Horst just kinda stands in the back and chants now.
[slingergame] DM says, "I like Useful Horst"
[slingergame] Vraklul exclaims (at Horst), "Also, yes! to that too!"
[slingergame] Horst says, "So that'll last a minute or so."
[slingergame] Horst says, "But I need to Concentrate on it so I won'"
[slingergame] DM says (to Vraklul), "Whoops, forgot your save"
[slingergame] Horst says, "won't be doing too much else"
[slingergame] Horst says, "anyhoo, that's about it for me"
Vraklul rolls 1 20-sided die: 18 | 18 + 2 = 20
[slingergame] Horst says, "pre-emptive inspirationg"
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Oh, I no longer no fear."
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Er, know fear."
[slingergame] DM says (to horst), "You need to make a save, too"
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "It's the Blood-Forged Chain who ought to be making Fear saves against Vraklul."
Horst rolls 1 20-sided die: 2 | 2 + 9 = 11
Horst rolls 1 20-sided die: 18 | 18 + 9 = 27
[slingergame] DM says, "he he"
[slingergame] Horst says, "thanks, Advantage"
DM advances the initiative: The blood forged Chain(19) Shaborys(13) Vraklul(12) Horst(6) QUARION(4)
Quarion rolls 1 20-sided die: 12 | 12 + 1 = 13
Quarion rolls 1 20-sided die: 15 | 15 + 1 = 16
Quarion says, "that's my WIS save"
[Crows-Nest] Quarion asks, "I'm no longer frightened?"
DM says, "Well, technically your action comes first"
DM says, "You are frightened? until the end of this turn"
Quarion says, "ok"
Horst says, "Spends your action high-fiving Horst"
DM says, "Which means | A frightened creature has disadvantage on Ability Checks and Attack rolls while the source of its fear is within line of sight."
DM asks, "So not necessarily spells, I think?"
[Crows-Nest] Quarion asks, "A question: how much empty space is around the demon?"
Horst says, "Some spells use attack rolls, some don't"
[slingergame] Quarion asks (of DM), "A question: how much empty space is around the demon?"
DM asks, "So not necessarily spells, I think?"
[slingergame] Quarion says, "oh never mind no need to worry"
[slingergame] DM says, "Well, there is a raging half-orc around him"
[slingergame] Quarion says, "that's okay"
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Ha ha ha."
[slingergame] Quarion says, "I'd forgotten Scultp Spells, 1+ (level 2) = 3, and there are 3 allies, so all's good."
Quarion points an accusing finger at the demon. 'I shall SHATTER YOU!'
(From Quarion) A sudden loud ringing noise, painfully intense, erupts from right behind the demon!
(From Quarion) But once again, Quarion's friends are protected by shimmering spheres.
[Crows-Nest] Horst says, "damnit demon you leave that bellpull alone"
[Crows-Nest] DM says, "ha ha"
[slingergame] Quarion says, "CON(14) save"
[slingergame] Quarion says, "also I guess I startled the demon with my judicious choice of origin"
DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 20 | 20 + 7 = 27
Quarion says, "Okay, he gets half damage"
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Aw."
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Woo."
Quarion rolls 3 8-sided dice: 8 2 6 | 16
[slingergame] Quarion says, "Eat 8 damage, demon"
[slingergame] Quarion says, "uh wait"
[slingergame] DM says, "Chain says, "SORRY WHAT?""
[slingergame] Quarion says, "he gets the half damage, doesn't he"
[slingergame] DM says, "Yes"
[slingergame] Quarion says, "phew"
[slingergame] Quarion says, "you had me worried there"
[slingergame] DM asks, "Also, didn't you roll 4d8 last time?"
[slingergame] Quarion says, "This is Shatter, a level 2 spell"
[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Different spell"
[slingergame] DM says, "aha"
DM exclaims, "The chain does not look happy!"
[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "By the way, this faceless chain thing that we've been fighting all along, without any clear idea of what its actual shape is... is it basically -- at least by appearances -- the thing that we saw in the vision of hell way back after we met the psycho halflich?"
[slingergame] DM says, "Nope"
[slingergame] Quarion says, "halfling, not halflich"
[slingergame] DM says, "That was a gargantuna ball of pure evil"
[slingergame] Vraklul asks (of Quarion), "Halflingch?"
[slingergame] DM says (to Vraklul), "Stop playing KoL"
[slingergame] Vraklul asks (of DM), "And this is a much smaller amrophous mass of evil tainted with ambition and iron?"
[slingergame] DM says, "It's a humanoid shape surrounded by floating chains"
DM advances the initiative: END OF ROUND
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Oh, OK."
DM advances the initiative: THE BLOOD FORGED CHAIN(19) Shaborys(13) Vraklul(12) Horst(6) Quarion(4)
Quarion exclaims, "Come on! Do your worst!"
DM says, "I will END YOU VRAKLUL AND I WILL ADD YOUR BONES TO MY CHAINS"
DM says, "both attacks on you"
DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 11 | 11 + 8 = 19
DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 19 | 19 + 8 = 27
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Both with advantage."
DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 11 | 11 + 8 = 19
DM rolls 1 20-sided die: 2 | 2 + 8 = 10
[slingergame] Horst says, "dang"
[slingergame] Vraklul exclaims, "Both hit!"
DM rolls 2 6-sided dice: 3 4 | 7 + 4 = 11
DM rolls 2 6-sided dice: 5 1 | 6 + 4 = 10
DM says, "slash slash"
DM advances the initiative: The blood forged Chain(19) SHABORYS(13) Vraklul(12) Horst(6) Quarion(4)
Shaborys can't do much else, so she continues to fire arrows at this f***e*.
Shaborys rolls 1 20-sided die: 14 | 14 + 7 = 21
DM says, "hits"
Shaborys rolls 4 6-sided dice: 1 6 5 6 | 18 + 4 = 22
DM says, "Wow"
DM says, "For a second, you still feel the Chain's power, and in its face you see every yoke you ever felt, be it love or power or pain or fear."
DM says, "But then the last chain breaks and the creature roars. A gigantic, red, scaly hand emerges from the portal, and as it pulls the devil back, the portal closes."
Shaborys whew.
[slingergame] Horst says, "bye Vraklul enjoy hell"
DM says, "All chains stll afloat fall to the ground."
Quarion stares at Shaborys in admiration.
DM says, "Vraklul falls and the chain does that thing where each link bumbs on his head"
DM says, "There is a moment of silence."
Vraklul says, "I don't think this is over."
Vraklul says, "But... at least for now..."
DM says, "Suddenly, the whole temple is a glow around you."
Quarion exclaims, "Ah!"
Vraklul says, "I think we've done it."
Horst gives Mara's corpse a little kick in the head.
Shaborys loots Maza's body.
DM says, "Small shapes appear around you. Finally you can make out dwarves, filling the temple to the brink, all wearing the seal of Var Gijak."
Shaborys looks up. Oh.
Quarion says, "We've carried out our promise."
DM says, "At the head of the group stands Balthasar, and besides him Tazlynn."
[Crows-Nest] Vraklul says, "Hey, guys. Yeah, we finished cleaning up your mess. You're welcome."
Vraklul exclaims, "Tazlynn!"
Vraklul turns to the king. "And, er, your majesty."
Quarion says, "The curse is over."
Quarion says, "Your Majesty."
DM says, "She smiles faintly. "Thank you, for all you have done. Even though my bloodline has died out, I can move on in the knowledge that the spirit of my people lives still."
Shaborys wipes Maza's blood on her pants and salutes Tazlynn.
Quarion says, "I will tell Brunhilda Bloodaxe that your Majesty has passed on safely into the afterlife, and that the taint of the Blood-Forged Chain is gone."
[Crows-Nest] (from Shaborys) Shaborys licks her fingers.
DM says, "Balthasar says, "There was saying, long ago. It is not enough to fight the Darkness, you have to be something to win. Remember the words those who walk the path of dragon know:"
DM says, "Be the light."
Quarion says, "We will remember these words, every day that we live to see."
DM says, "Balthasar nods at his people, and they all bow to you in unison."
DM says, "And then they fade away."
Vraklul bows in kind.
Shaborys finishes looting the body then.
[Crows-Nest] Vraklul says, "Hee."
Quarion feels a weight lifted off his shoulders.
Quarion says, "I have done my duty."
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Time to update my character sheet. I need a new Bond."
DM says, "YOu loot 5d20 gold pieces."
Shaborys rolls 5 20-sided dice: 9 11 9 19 7 | 55
DM says, "argh"
[slingergame] Quarion says, "Goooooold"
DM says, "5d20*100 gold pieces, and assorted jewels"
Shaborys asks, "Times???"
[slingergame] Quarion says, "Goooooooooooooold"
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "All from Maza? Wow."
DM says, "5500 gold pieces, most of it in jewels"
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "What was she carrying all of that around for, I wonder."
DM says, "Yeah, she had a pouch with which she paid all the minions she hired etc."
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Ah, right."
DM says, "You notice that most of the gold is of dwarven make."
[Crows-Nest] DM asks, "Made by dwarfs? Of dwarven mint?"
Quarion says, "She must have stolen it from Balthazar's hoard."
Shaborys's eyes bug out, but she recovers and pockets the gold and jewels while hopefully nobody is watching her.
Quarion saw Shaborys, but only smiles.
DM says (to Shaborys), "It's a comically huge bag."
[slingergame] Shaborys says, "hehe"
Vraklul says (to Borys), "Ah, you found more of those jewels you like so much! I'm glad."
Shaborys's tail twitches.
[slingergame] Quarion says, "Y'know, I travlled all the way from Horntown to Greymaw without so much as a gold piece in my pocket. Just hunting and fishing with magic."
DM says, "Silence has fallen once again."
Quarion says, "I just remembered something."
Shaborys says, "We should, uh, go let everyone know it's done."
Shaborys asks, "Yeah?"
Horst says, "We can ring the bells of the Ilmater temple"
Quarion says, "I'm concerned that the Blood-Forged Chain wasn't the only threat lurking down here."
Shaborys asks, "'It'?"
Quarion says, "Yeah."
Quarion shivers.
Shaborys nods.
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "At some point in the future, Shaborys *might* see Vraklul longingly admiring a set of half plate armor in a shop somewhere. It will be up to her what she decides to do at that point."
[Crows-Nest] Horst says, "Quarion's about 50xp short of levelling"
[slingergame] Shaborys says, "If you can get her boots off, she'll gladly share :D And maybe pay Davina back."
Vraklul looks at the statue of the elf bard before they leave.
DM says, "He still seems oddly familiar, and it gives you a warm and homely feeling just looking at him."
[slingergame] Quarion asks, "Wait, didn't we pay? I thought I spent all my 66gp and Shaborys paid the remainder for my potion?"
[slingergame] Shaborys says, "She just handed them to us and told us to get that bastard."
DM says, "You feel it may be nice to either repopulate this temple or do something for Milil"
[slingergame] Vraklul asks (of DM), "Which skill would I use if I wanted to try to recognize who he was?"
Quarion asks (of DM), "Can I try and figure out why the elf is familiar?"
[slingergame] DM says, "Errr, I kinda assumed you paid"
[slingergame] Quarion says, "me too"
[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Oh!"
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Ha ha."
[slingergame] DM exclaims, "Damn you, Shaborys!"
[slingergame] Shaborys asks, "Well, all right. 100 each?"
[slingergame] DM says, "Yeah"
DM says, "You all remember him because he was ... and wasn't ... in the dream you had at the reservoir"
DM says, "Also, yeah, it's Milil"
Quarion says, "Ah."
[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "Is there going to be an awkward scene later with Davina when we all find out that she actually snuck away without paying, without any of us realizing it?"
[slingergame] Shaborys probably made y'all pay as much as you could.
[slingergame] Quarion says, "yep"
[slingergame] Shaborys says, "blame the boots :D"
[slingergame] Quarion exclaims, "so I'm currentl penniless. Yay!"
[slingergame] Vraklul says (to Borys), "Fair enough. I'll knock the 100gp off my own sheet."
[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "Surely there's more to this finale than haggling over loot"
[Crows-Nest] Horst says, "You could let everyone monologue a little personal denouement if you like"
[Crows-Nest] Vraklul says, "What could be more important than haggling over loot? We *already* levelled up last session."
[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "We've saved Wolfwater! Rescued the souls of an entire kingdom of dwarves from hell"
[Crows-Nest] Horst says, "Flooded some guy's basement when we pulled a lever that we didn't know what it did"
[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "haha"
Vraklul asks, "Hmm. Do you think there are still hooked horrors up above?"
Quarion says, "Let's go and check."
Quarion hurries forth!
Vraklul says, "Yeah. We ought to."
Vraklul saunters thence.
Quarion says, "I'm going ahead and you can't stop me, ner der ner ner"
DM says, "As soon as you make your way to the hole, a small figure emerges, clapping slowly."
Quarion says, "Oh, dear. I know who this is."
[slingergame] Vraklul exclaims, "The halflingch!"
Quarion says, "How did he -- how did he escape from --"
Quarion hopes Haleth is still okay in Myrehall.
DM says, "Astaforth looks different. He is still wearing his MIME uniform, but now his face is just a skull with glowing red diamonds for eyes, hold together by dark magic."
[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "MIMI"
DM says, "I see you heroic types have been busy."
[slingergame] Shaborys asks, "Glowing red diamonds?!?"
Vraklul asks, "Yup. Hey, new look?"
[slingergame] DM says, "Yep"
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Ha ha."
[slingergame] Shaborys makes grabby claws.
Quarion asks, "You escaped?"
DM says, "Thank you for noticing. Now, it was rather kind of you to take care of Ms. Belltwinkle. So messy to tidy up loose ends."
DM says (to quarion), "Oh yes. I was using the MIMI to gather some information and take a rest. I was never in real danger of imprisonment by these charming gnomes and their schoolboy magic."
Quarion resists the urge to demonstrate some magic of his own.
Shaborys stays silent.
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "I don't get why you're so hostile toward this guy."
[slingergame] Vraklul exclaims, "He's never done anything bad to us!"
Vraklul asks, "Yeah, that Goblinsfoe guy was pretty charming, wasn't he?"
Vraklul asks, "But what brings you here?"
DM says, "Well, as I said, tidying up loose ends. I was thinking of just plain killing you, but Mr. Bobdyhlan here gave me an idea."
[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "Oh, no."
[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "I think he's telepathic."
Vraklul asks, "Killing us? What for?"
DM says, "He holds out his hand, but halts."
DM says, "Explanation bore me. Maybe this will make it clear.""
DM says, "He points at Vraklul and says something, just one word, that sound ancient and scary and Vraklul drops dead."
Shaborys whoa.
Quarion exclaims, "VRAK!"
[slingergame] Shaborys makes grabby claws.
[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "No, I'm sorry, it's not clear at all. Could you maybe rephrase that in a less I'm-dead-now way?"
[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Oops"
Shaborys puts her hand on her sword.
[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Is what I meant to say"
DM says, "Yes, very tragic." He almost sounds bored."
Quarion gets ready to draw his wand.
DM says, "Then he claps his hands and there is a sudden THUNDERING ROAR that throws the rest of you across the room."
Shaborys bounces against a wall.
DM says, "And while you scramble to your feet, your ears ringing, the ceiling comes crushing down on you."
DM says, "THE END"
Quarion exclaims, "argh!"
[Crows-Nest] DM asks, "So, Superheroes next week?"
[slingergame] Shaborys nooooooooooo.
[Crows-Nest] Vraklul says, "Hee."
[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "What a hell of a season finale."
DM says, "only ... it isn't ..."
[Crows-Nest] Quarion exclaims, "!!!!"
DM says, "As you drift across the Astral Plane to whatever paradise (or hell, looking at you Stabby) you're going to, suddenly you're whisked away"
[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "..."
DM says, "And suddenly you see Astaforth, back in the Undercity, only for the first time he shows genuiene emotion. In pure rage and maybe even fear? he shouts "WAHT IS THIS? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? NOOOO!""
[Crows-Nest] Quarion exclaims, "!!!"
DM says, "I guess I will put them somewhere where they can't interfere ... forever...""
DM says, "You blink."
Hunter arrives at home.
Quarion asks, "What the --?"
DM says, "And find yourself ... adrift in some grey emptines ... surrounded by your friends."
DM says, "*emptiness"
Quarion says, "Oh, dear. This is some serious cosmic shit we're in."
Vraklul looks around. "Um. I think that lich was about to explain something, then... I blacked out. What did I miss?"
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Do we still have our possessions? (Or a reasonable facsimile thereof?)"
Quarion says, "Uh, something stopped us from dying, Astaforth lost his temper, and banished us to some magical plane."
[slingergame] DM says, "yes"
[slingergame] DM says, "you have all your stuff"
[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Yiss. My precious."
Vraklul takes out his pipe, fills it and lights it up.
DM says, "Your tobacco drifts away"
[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "Also, does 'your friends' just mean the party, or are there other people here too?"
[slingergame] Horst says, "Send SIRI for help"
[slingergame] DM says, "The party"
Vraklul exclaims, "Hey! Get back here!"
[slingergame] Vraklul exclaims (at Horst), "Go for it!"
Quarion flits through his spellbook and finds nothing of use to someone wishing to escape these sort of situations.
Shaborys starts by checking all her pockets. Whew.
Vraklul asks (of Quarion), "So he never did explain why he was annoyed with us in the first place?"
DM says, "As you take out SIRI, she too begins to drift away, with adorably paddling feet"
Quarion says, "Um, I think it might have something to do with Balls of Evil."
[Crows-Nest] DM says, "Uhhh...one ball"
Vraklul says, "Huh. I thought that he was a skeleton now."
[Crows-Nest] DM says, "Balls of Evil is my 18+ group"
[Crows-Nest] Quarion says, "haha"
[Crows-Nest] Shaborys says, "Great balls of evil."
Vraklul says, "But I guess maybe they were preserved in one of those fancy jars or something."
Quarion says, "Vrak."
Vraklul asks, "Mmm?"
Quarion eyerolls.
DM says, "And then, in the distance, in the nothingness, you can make out a shape."
Quarion squints. 'Who is that?'
DM asks, "Is that ... a dragon?"
DM says, "TO BE CONTINUED"
[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Whee"
[slingergame] DM says, "phew"
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Man, and just as I was about to take a nap."
[slingergame] Quarion asks, "So now the Knights of Varg Gijak will become the Sentries of the Silver Dragon? Or something?"
[slingergame] Vraklul exclaims, "But I only just finally learned how to pronounce Varg Gijak without choking!"
[slingergame] DM says, "You'll need to tune in 7 weels from now"
[slingergame] Quarion says, "wooo"
[slingergame] DM exclaims, "That was nerve-wracking!"
[slingergame] Quarion says, "My nerves were also pretty wracked."
[slingergame] Horst says, "wooo"
[slingergame] Quarion says, "Horst almost dying scared me."
[slingergame] Horst says, "yeah that was exciting"
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "That was a pretty fun ending."
[slingergame] DM says, "My main fears about the boss fight were : Too easy or far too hard but I thought it was a good middling thing."
[slingergame] Quarion says, "And Shaborys finished off the Blood Forged Chain with an arrow! Woo."
[slingergame] Shaborys ta da.
[slingergame] DM says, "Yeah, that was awesome. She put him at exactly 0."
[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "Also, is it weird that Vraklul is more annoyed at Astaforth not explaining why he's annoyed at us than he is at Astaforth murdering him?"
[slingergame] DM says, "(THE BLOOD FORGED CHAIN ends here. Next up : INTERLUDE: THE WAY HOME)"
[slingergame] Quarion exclaims, "And I finally got to Thunderwave twice with extra damage!"
[slingergame] DM says, "It's very in character"
[slingergame] DM says (to Quarion), "It's about the only thing he wasn't resistant too"
[slingergame] Quarion says, "And use Shatter for the first time."
[slingergame] Quarion says (to DM), "luckily I figured out his resistances from watchng the others."
[slingergame] DM says, "Yeah, good move."
[slingergame] Quarion says, "I'm pleased with how it turned out."
[slingergame] DM says, "Me too"
[slingergame] Quarion says, "My character is finally becoming the folk hero he's been told he would become."
[slingergame] DM says, "Yeah, you're "The Wolfwater 4" now"
[slingergame] DM says, "And their meddling dog"
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Oooh."
[slingergame] Quarion says, "hee"
[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "Does that make Quarion Shaggy?"
[slingergame] DM says, "And I'm trying to make the next arc a bit more flexible"
[slingergame] Quarion says, "oooh coool"
[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "Dang. That means I have to be Fred, doesn't it?"
[slingergame] Quarion says, "That also means Horst is a woman in disguise."
[slingergame] DM exclaims, "I knew it!"
[slingergame] Quarion says, "Probably the one with glasses."
[slingergame] Horst says, "That would explain quite a lot"
[slingergame] (from Vraklul) Horst says, "Jinkies."
[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Well, Horst did make a pretty pretty princess."
[slingergame] DM says, "hehe"
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Good point."
[slingergame] DM says, "hm, shall I tell you the title of the next arc or not ..."
[slingergame] Quarion says, "oh come one"
[slingergame] Quarion says, "c'mon, we're going to be waiting 7 weeks for this one, might as well"
[slingergame] DM says, "Allright, it's gonna be called ="
DM goes home.
[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Haha"
[slingergame] DM says, "HORNTOWN BLUES"
[slingergame] Quarion says, "whoa"
[slingergame] Quarion exclaims, "that's my hometown!"
[slingergame] Vraklul exclaims, "Well well well!"
[slingergame] DM says, "I know"
[slingergame] DM says, "It's gonna be totally Quarion centric with nothing to do for the others"
[slingergame] Quarion says, "Seems like I'll have to introduce yall to my mentor, Brunhilda Bloodaxe, guys."
[slingergame] DM says, "I don't know when I started to end on cliffhangers, but I like it"
[slingergame] DM says, "Muahaha"
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "It works well."
[slingergame] Quarion says, "Also, y'all get to meet my mother and the entire Bobdy'lhan clan of bards."
[slingergame] Quarion says, "Bards, bards, bards everywhere..."
[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "You're the black sheep of the family?"
[slingergame] DM says, "They're all evil bards"
[slingergame] Quarion says, "Not really, but I can't sing very well."
[slingergame] Quarion says (to DM), "haha"
[slingergame] DM says, "Okay, glad you all had fun"
[slingergame] Quarion says, "it was AWESOME"
[slingergame] Quarion says, "thanks DM"
[slingergame] DM says, "And it hasn't even run crazy late"
[slingergame] Quarion says, "amazing"
[slingergame] Horst says, "yes thanks for everything"
[slingergame] Quarion says, "this is my favorite way to spend a Saturday evening :-)"
[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Ditto"
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "I was honestly expecting you to end it right after the Power Word: Kill and before the Rocks Fall Everybody Dies."
[slingergame] DM says, "Yeah, I'm not that mean"
[slingergame] Quarion says, "That's why we love you"
[slingergame] DM exclaims, "But I like that it did end on a total TPK, like I always said!"
[slingergame] Quarion says, "muahahah"
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Indeed so."
[slingergame] Shaborys says, "A total total party kill. Wow."
[slingergame] DM says, "Man, it feels like years ago that I looked at the MM entry for the chain devil and thought "Hey, this guy would make a cool boss""
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Also, man."
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "It suddenly occurs to me that our new antagonist is of a caster level where he can emply level nine spells."
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Employ."
[slingergame] DM says, "Bit out of your league, eh"
[slingergame] Quarion exclaims, "But the perfect overarching villain!"
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Fortunately, Vraklul's Arcana checks are at -1, so he is blissfully unaware of this."
[slingergame] Quarion will learn new powerful spells and strives for greatness.
[slingergame] Quarion says, "I'll find some Level 3 scrolls somewhere..."
[slingergame] Quarion says, "(I have the slots)"
[slingergame] DM says, "heh"
[slingergame] Quarion says, "Oh, I see that I need to be level 17 at least to be as awesome as Astaforth. Yikes."
[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "You see what I mean?"
[slingergame] Quarion says, "I do."
[slingergame] DM says, "Plus, lich power"
[slingergame] Quarion exclaims, "Dammit, why the lichs!"
[slingergame] DM says, "And he already was an archmage when the Acadamy was founded"
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Not to mention, he's a halfling, so I think he gets bonuses on hiding behind characters one size category larger than him."
[slingergame] Quarion says, "We're going to need a bigger wand."
[slingergame] Quarion says, "I'm going to need a bigger spellbook."
Hunter disappears through an invisible gap in the MUD. You think you may have heard the sounds of chatting before the gap closed again.
[slingergame] Quarion says, "To beat this guy would require having some sort of powerful destiny involved."
[slingergame] Quarion asks, "But that's what heroes are for! Right?"
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Enh, I'm sure it'll all be fine."
[slingergame] (from Shaborys) *crickets*
[slingergame] Quarion says (to DM), "one last thing: when Astaforth said he'd got an idea from me, I was scared he'd read my thoughts when I was worrying about everyone back at Myrehall, and was going to kill them in front of us."
[slingergame] DM says, "No, he meant using thunder magic"
[slingergame] Quarion says, "phew"
[slingergame] DM says, "he wouldn't kill his best spy dun DUN dun"
[slingergame] Quarion exclaims, "!!"
[slingergame] Horst says, "Dearest family: good news -- finally arrived in Wolfwater. Entire caretaker crew of temple now dead. I'm leaving."
[slingergame] Quarion says, "I sense more twists and twists to come."
[slingergame] DM staples fingers. "The one twist they won't expect is ... no twist. Muahaha."
[slingergame] Quarion says, "whoa"
[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Steeples. Hehe."
[slingergame] Shaborys says, "Please don't staple your fingers."
[slingergame] Vraklul updates the Bond on his character sheet from stopping the blood-forged Chain to simply: "Be the light."
[slingergame] Quarion says (to Vraklul), "yay"
[slingergame] DM says (to Vraklul), "awesome"
[slingergame] Quarion asks, "Mine is still 'carry out my destiny and go home'. Should that change too?"
[slingergame] Quarion says, "Especially since I have no idea what exactly is my destiny."
[slingergame] Vraklul asks, "Would you consider a grey featureless void to be home?"
[slingergame] Quarion says, "uh, nope"
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Then you're probably not quite through yet."
[slingergame] DM says, "Okay, again, thank you guys and see you next week."
[slingergame] DM asks (of horst), "Will you join the Crusaders, too?"
[slingergame] (from Quarion) DM says, 'Miaow.'
[slingergame] Quarion exclaims (at Horst), "Join the Crusaders, we have cookies!"
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Woot! And everyone playing my game, don't forget to check out [LINK]"
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "(The really short quickie rules intro.)"
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "(Actually, I guess that's all four of you, isn't it!)"
[slingergame] Horst asks, "is it?"
[slingergame] Quarion asks, "what about lpsmith?"
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "Plus lpsmith."
[slingergame] DM says, "Oh, Shaborys will be there? Yay"
[slingergame] DM says, "I somehow missed that"
[slingergame] Shaborys says, "I've been quiet, because I haven't had time to think about my character yet."
[slingergame] Quarion exclaims (at Shaborys), "Aha. But you now have a week to think about it!"
[slingergame] Shaborys says, "I have a project to complete for an interview,and then it's my top priority. Nevermind this whole Google interview thing ;)"
[slingergame] Quarion says, "heh"
[slingergame] DM says, "I haven't decided if Cuddlepaws is a boycat or girlcat."
[slingergame] Vraklul says, "No worries! There'll be plenty of time during the first session to worry about it."
[slingergame] Horst says, "you know Google would be a pretty good superhero"
[slingergame] Shaborys asks, "Hero... or villain?"
[slingergame] DM says, "I say worry now, get it over with"
[slingergame] Horst says, "tomato, tomato"
[slingergame] DM asks (of horst), "Have YOU thought of a character?"
[slingergame] Vraklul says (to DM), "Clever."