>notunderstood

What?

August 2009. As the XYZZY responses page grew, I found myself becoming annoyed with myself for including the responses that clearly had nothing to do with XYZZY per se, but were simply the default responses from games that didn't recognize something like XYZZY as a valid command. So, I thought, let's try to remove that cruft to its own page and leave just the "good" and relevant responses there.

Which means this page is going to be rather pathetic to read, isn't it? Like, how many ways are there, really, to say "so sorry, but that command you just typed just wasn't understood"? And why would there be lots of variants? Aren't the usual default messages adequate for such a basic need? Well, let's find out.


My Angel

-- "badverb" isn't a recognised verb.

Captain Speedo games

Captain Speedo can't use the word "badverb".

Specifically: The Relentless Adventures of Captain Speedo, Episode 14: Victim of the Vaccum!; The Relentless Adventures of Captain Speedo, Episode 16: Let them "heat" cake!; The Relentless Adventures of Captain Speedo, Episode 42: So Long, and Thanks for All the Books; and The Relentless Adventures of Captain Speedo, Episode 112: Alert on Alpha V!

The Space Under the Window

Currently, there is no "badverb" near the narrative.

Captain Speedo The New Generation Series Premiere: Missed by a hair - but not forgotten!

Erik Starson can't use the word "badverb".

Suspended

FC: I don't know the word 'badverb'.

an apple from nowhere

i cannot focus.

Skyranch

I can't make sense of that sentence.

Nothing More, Nothing Less

I can't use the word "badverb".

House on Haunted Hill

I do not know the word 'badverb'.

Degeneracy

I do not recognise that verb.

Another Lifeless Planet and Me with No Beer

I do not understand that. Is that logical?

Pirate Adventure

I don't know how to "badverb".

Goofy

I don't know that verb.

I Didn't Know You Could Yodel; Starcross

I don't know the word 'badverb'.

Planetfall; Spellbreaker

I don't know the word "badverb."

Seastalker

(I don't know the word "badverb".)

Plundered Hearts; Stationfall; Zork Zero: The Revenge of Megaboz

[I don't know the word "badverb."]

A Mind Forever Voyaging; Border Zone; Cutthroats; Leather Goddesses of Phobos; Moonmist; Nord and Bert Couldn't Make Head or Tail of It

[I don't know the word "badverb".]

Snosae

I don't know the word "badverb" as you have used it.

Life on Beal Street; One Week

I don't understand that command. For a list of valid comands, please type 'help'.

The Big Mama

I don't understand that verb.

Fred's Backyard

I don't understand "BADVERB"

Surreal

I don't understand BADVERB as a verb.

My First Stupid Game

I don't understand "badverb" as a verb.

Curse of Manorland

I don't understand 'badverb' as a verb.

Werner's Quest Part 1

I don't understand you.

Flowers for Algernon

I dunno that vurb.

The Knapsack Problem

I only understand HELP, QUIT, and the digits 0-9.

Talisman, Challenging the Sands of Time

I understand thee not.

The Duel in the Snow

I'm afraid I've no idea how to do that.

The Commute

I'm sorry, I don't quite understand (my mind is elsewhere).

Jigsaw2

No, that's not it at all.

Witness

(Sorry, but the program doesn't recognize the word "badverb".)

Suspect

Sorry, but the word "badverb" is not in the vocabulary you can use.

Trudge

Sorry, I don't know the word "badverb." My author came in in the middle, and didn't have time to teach me many words.

You Were Doomed From The Start!

Sorry, that is not a correct word!

Resonance

That noun did not make sense in this context.

9:05; Photopia; shrapnel

[That verb is not recognized.]

Interface

That verb will be too hard to pull off while trapped in this robotic body.

Arid and Pale

(That word is not part of the poem at all.)

Voices

[That's not a recognised verb.]

Spyder and Jeb

The word "badverb" doesn't work that way.

Death's Scavenger Hunt; Eric's Gift

The word “badverb” is not necessary in this story.

Deadline

The word 'badverb' isn't in your vocabulary.

The Lurking Horror

There was no verb in that sentence!

Authority

Try something else.

The Nemean Lion

[Type VERBS for a list of verbs.]

1981

Unknown verb.

The Granite Book

[We could not understand the word "badverb".]

The Hangover

What you typed doesn't work.

The Ascot

Whoa, easy tiger! You better just stick to just YES or NO, cuz you speak through an electronic interpreter for reasons unexplained. Don't want to overload it now, do ya? It'll totally explode on you if that happens and, I mean, then where would you be?

Speechless, that's where!

>notunderstood
Whoa, easy tiger! You better just stick to just YES or NO, cuz you speak through an electronic interpreter for reasons unexplained. Don't want to overload it now, do ya? It'll totally explode on you if that happens and, I mean, then where would you be?

Speechless, that's where!

>notunderstood
Seriously, this is your last warning. One more slip-up and your interpreter will explode. So no messin' around!

>notunderstood
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(That was your interpreter exploding, by the way.)

***YOU HAVE DIED!***

Yon Astounding Castle! of some sort

Ye maketh no sense. To learneth how to maketh yon sense, typeth tutorial and presseth of yon return key.

Sherlock: The Riddle of the Crown Jewels

[You can play the game from start to finish, solve all the puzzles, get all the points, and STILL never need to use the word "badverb".]

Back To Life... Unfortunately

You can't do that. Try something else.

Broken Legs

You don't know what that means. It's not your fault they didn't teach you vocabulary.

Eric the Unready; Frederik Pohl's Gateway; Timequest

[You don't need to use the word "badverb" in this game.]

Hollywood Hijinx

[You don't need to use the word "badverb" to finish this story.]

Blue Lacuna

You used either a verb or a keyword I don't recognize, at least not in that combination.


Default responses to NOTUNDERSTOOD

HUGO GAMES

You can't use the word "badverb".

Aggravatron; Doom, Death, Destruction and All That; Down; Leather; Madrigals of War and Love; Persistence of Memory; Scavenger Hunt; The Chicken's Dilemma; The loneliness of the long distance runner; The Onion of Destiny; Will The Real Marjorie Hopkirk Please Stand Up?

INFORM GAMES (UK)

That's not a verb I recognise.

30 Minutes; 98769765;

A AAAAA AAAAAAAAA; The Abbey; An Abbreviated Night Before Christmas; Acid Whiplash; The Acorn Court; The Act of Misdirection; Adventureland; Aesthetic Deletions; The Airport; All Roads; All Things Devours; Alma Mater; Amissville (amiss.z5); Anchorhead; And So It Goes; And Then is Heard no More; Andreas Thorwald Cross; Annoyed Undead; Another Day, Another Sea Monster; The Apocalypse Clock; Apocolyptica; Apollo 11; Are you Too Chicken to Make a Deal?; The Art of Deception; Arthur Yahtzee: The Curse of Hell's Cheesecake; Asylum (by cpuguy); Attack of the Terror Tabby!!!; Attack of the Yeti Robot Zombies; Auden's Eden;

Back to WakeUp; Balances; Bane of the Builders; Bank of Zork; Bareback Mountain; Barton; Basic Train-ing; Battle of the Planets; A Beginning; Behavior; Being the Little Guy; The Believable Adventures of an Invisible Man; Beta Tester; The Blair Bee Project; Blow Job Drifter; The Body; Break-In; BSE; Bunt; Burnt Toast;

CaffeiNation; Carnival; The Case of Samuel Gregor; Cask; A Change In The Weather; Cheating Death; Cheer Up; Chicken!; The Circus of Sadness; Coffins; Coming Home; Condemned; Congratulations!; Containment; The Count of Monte Cristo; Countdown to Doom; The Courier Who Missed Me; Critical Breach; The Crouton Caper;

The Damsel and the Dragon; A Dark and Stormy Entry; A Day for Fresh Sushi; A Day for Soft Food; Deadline; Death Death Death Death; The Death of Two Great Minds; December 31, 2002; Descent of Man; Destiny of the Chihuahua; Digging For Onions; A Dino's Night Out; Dinosaur Dinnertime!; Discord; Donkey Kong; Dragon George and The Man; Drama Queen 7 - Mother knows best; The Duel that Spanned the Ages;

Elephants and the Afterlife; Enter The Ninja; Eruption; Escape from the Starship Zenon; Eschew as if you were She; The Evil Sorcerer; An Exploration of Colour;

Falling Angel; Fate; Fear; Fifteen; Fine-Tuned; Finding Henry; Fish and Spaceships; Flat; Flexible Pants; Floyd; For A Change; A Freak Accident Leaves Seattle Pantless; Friar Bacon's Secret; Friday Afternoon; Frozen;

The Game Formerly Known as Hidden Nazi Mode; Garden of the Dragon; Generic Title; Getting to know the General; Got Toast?; Gourmet; The Grade 3 Parallax; The Grand Quest; The Great Ritual; Guitar of the Immortal Bard;

Hallowe'en; Hallway; The Hand That Rocks The Pumpkin; Hank Buzzcrack Has A Job To Do, God Damn It; Heist; Here Be Dragons!!!; Heroes; How Many Roads Must A Man Walk Down?;

I Never Promised You a Nose Guard; Identity Thief; An Important Appointment; In the Spotlight; Infiltration on Io; Inspiration; Internal Documents;

Jacks or better to murder, Aces to win; Jane; Jigsaw; Jump;

Kids Shouldn't Have to Save The World; Koan;

La Lagune de Montaigne; The Lake; Large Machine; Last Days of Doom; Lists And Lists; Literacy; Little Blue Men; The Lobster; Lomalow; Losing Your Step;

Madame L'Estrange and the Troubled Spirit; The Magic Toyshop; The Masque of the Last Faeries; 'Mid the Sagebrush and the Cactus; The Meteor, the Stone and a Long Glass of Sherbet; Moon Over Jupiter; Music Education; The Mulldoon Legacy; The Mulldoon Murders;MythTale;

Nalian; Need! More! Toast!; A Night at Milliways; A Night At The XYZZYies; Nine Points; Nostradamus's Onion Sandwich; Not Made With Hands; NPC Engine Demo Story;

Offensive Probing; The Oily Deeps; The Old Sherwood Cemetary; On The Cross; Once; One Night In The North Atlantic; OnNoEf; Orpington; Oth.;

Pantheon, Party On; Pants On The Run; Pantsless in Seattle; A Parallax Dream; The Parallax Moon Bar Conspiracy; Passenger; A Perfect Day for Candiru; Peter Theta Fixes The Holodeck; Phred Phontius and the Quest for Pizza; Pick Up the IF-Archive and Pi; Pick Up the Phone Booth and Die; Pick Up the Phone Booth and Dye; The Pickpocket; Piece of Mind; Pintown; Pirates and Ninjas and Aliens, Oh My!; The Possibility of Life's Destruction; Practical Astrology; The Profesee; Pryde And The Pink Flamingo; The Pumpkin; The Pumpkin Contest; Punk Points; Purple;

Rent-A-Spy; Return to Doom; Revenge of the Chalupa; Revenger; The Ritual of Purification; Romeo, Juliet and the Dog; Rowr!; Runes;

Samurai Tea Room; Scary House Amulet!; Schroedinger's Cat; Sea Captains; Secret Agent; Service With a Smile; Shattered Memory; Silicon Castles; Sinking the Lily Jane; Slacker X; Snowquest; So Far; The Sofa at the End of the Universe; Soul-Searching; Sparky and Boots; Speed IF #2; SpeedIF 19; Spitting Crumbs; The Spot; The Spy Who Always Wears Gloves Now; Star Hunter; Statue; The Statuette; Stupid Kittens; Symetry;

Tales From The College Presents A Breath Of Fresh Blair; Tapestry; Taxes; Tears Keep Getting In My Dr. Pepper; Tears May Fall; Three Steps to the Left; Tightest; Time: All things come to an end; Timeout; Titanic: Leo's Revenge; Tommy the Toaster; Tooth Ow Zunden Too; Tooth Ow Zunden Won!; A Top Hat For Eddie; Toxic Sewage (A (Love) Story); Tragedy strikes at the XYZZY awards!; Trapped in a One-Room Dilly; Travels in the Land of Erden; Total Paddling Mania; The Tower of Beef; The Town Dragon; Transfer; Triple Bear Beer; Triumphant Return of the Evil Sea Grape; Twilight of the Dogs;

Under Cover Of Darkness; The Unfortunate Training of Frank Lee, Monkey Butler To Be; Upwards and Onwards;

Vacationing in Scotland; Vindaloo; Visitor; Visualizing;

The Weapon; The Wedding; What Dreams May Come; When I Grow Up I Want To Be A Firetruck; Where Evil Dwells; Why did the Dino cross the Road?; William Tell: The Game!!!!!!!!!!!; Withdraval Symptoms; Wooden Cat vs. Robot Monkey; worm;

You Are Here; (You're) Toast!;

Zig-zy; zork, buried chaos; Zugzwang

INFORM GAMES (US)

That's not a verb I recognize.

The Amazing Interactive Turing Machine; The Angel Curse; Armario de Auga; The Best Man; The Blueprint; The Bryant Collection; Byzantine Perspective; The Crescent City at the Edge of Disaster; Couch of Doom; Dead Of Winter; Dinner With Andre; Dual Transform; Earl Grey; GATOR-ON, Friend to Wetlands!; Genie; Gleaming the Verb; Grounded in Space; Hey, I'm Supposed to Be Free Range; Hunter, in Darkness; LASH: Local Asynchronous Satellite Hookup; Lazy Gods; Marble Madness; Only After Dark; Potsticker; Rover's Day Out; Rox; Shade; A speedIF O entry; Spelunker's Quest; Squeaky On The Moon; Sylenius Mysterium;

QUEST GAMES

I don't understand your command. Type HELP for a list of valid commands.

The Blade Sentinel; Love Song;

TADS 2 GAMES

I don't know the word "badverb".

+=3; A Brain in the Rain; A Night at the Museum Forever; A Spliff In Time; A Tenuous Hold; Aftermath; Alien Abduction?; Amnesia; ASCII and the Argonauts: Astral Plane; Augustine; Babel; Beyond the Blue Event Wall; Bio; Bliss; Bmissfille; Cerulean Stowaway; Coffee Quest II; Color and Number; Common Ground; Cranial Pounding; Danger School; Deep Brow Lifter; Dig Dug; Dithyrambic Bastards; Don't Fire Until You See The Yellows Of Their Niblets; Episode in the Life of an Artist; Escape From the Arboretum; Eterna Corp; Evacuate; Final Assault of the Big Green Cliches; Frustration; Fun and Games; Fusillade; Futz Mutz; George; Glowgrass; I don't remember why this game is called "Onion"; I Went to the WTO Ministerial Conference...; Inheritance; Insomnia; Into That Good Night; John's Fire Witch; Kaged; Kids, don't eat your Halloween candy...; LegBreaker 3k!; Lethe Flow Phoenix; Lightiania; Living Room; Lost [the TADS one]; Manna; Masta'mind; Moonbase; Moral Me This; Mr. Remote Mom; Myth; Operate!; Passing Familiarity; Perdition's Flames; Pirating; Planet Y; Pumping!; Screw the Boston Tea Party; Second Honeymoon; Sludge; Sorcerer; South Beach Rum Runner; Speed5; Stairs; Stone Cell; Stranded; Strangers in the Night; stupidgame; Tall Tales in the Big Easy; Terrible Lizards; Temple of the Orc Mage; TG-TADS: Prototype I; The Bloody Mess; The Clock; The Four Symbols; The Golden Fleece; The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy; The Holy Grail; The Inanimator; The Legend of Lady Magaidh; The Lesson of the Tortoise; The Lion in Winter; The Maintenance Man; The Mission; The Obscene Quest of Dr. Aardvarkbarf; The Oracle; The Second Pit; The Sound of One Hand Clapping; The Yellow Stone; Things; Threading the Labyrinth; Tyler's Great Cube Game; Ugly Chapter; Uncle Zebulon's Will; Undertow; Verb!; Volcano Isle; Weaving a Basket (or Something); Worlds Apart; Yellow Dog Running; You are a Chef!; Your mind is gone, it must be brought, you have some rock candy


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