1893: A World's Fair Mystery (2002)
For some reason, one of the mystic words of power which you learned when infiltrating the freemasons guild of Boston comes to mind, and you say it out loud. To your relief, nothing happens.
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PLUGH Responses By request, this is a collection of responses to plugh in a multitude of IF works. Like xyzzy, plugh is another magic word from Adventrue, and sometimes you can use it in other works, usually just to see a silly response that the author has snuck in.
For my sanity's sake, and also because it looks nicer, I'm only listing the responses that belong only to plugh here. If a work gives the same response to plugh as it did for xyzzy, go look for it on the xyzzy responses page.
1893: A World's Fair Mystery (2002)
For some reason, one of the mystic words of power which you learned when infiltrating the freemasons guild of Boston comes to mind, and you say it out loud. To your relief, nothing happens.
1982 (2014)
Your magic... it does nothing!
50 Shades of Jilting (2014)
[first time:] A hollow voice says "Here are your drinks." The server's prompt return surprises the two of you, but the arrival of your water gives you something to do with your mouth besides destroying your friendship, for at least a few moments. The server says "If you're not going to order anything else I'll just give you your bill and any time you're ready you can just come up to the counter and pay the fee fie foe foo." At mention of the bill, you subconsciously move your hand down to your wallet, only to find it missing! There's no one else in here, so it must have fallen out along the way. You advise Sam that they're on the hook for the bill, and Sam goes through a funny little dance of patting down pockets and investigating flaps and compartments, graduating to actually exploring the cracks and crevices in the back recesses of the booth, but to no avail: what are the odds that you've both misplaced your wallets this one fateful visit to a diner you've both gone to a thousand times? Sam says "I'm going to roll up my sleeves and take care of this." Sam: always in charge -- sometimes an admirable quality, sometimes a wearying one. Today it's convenient. Sam finds the server and explains the situation, then comes back to the table and fills you in -- "We could just add the drinks to a tab and pay it off next time, but I can't stand keeping track of things like that so I'm just going to nip around back and wash dishes for 20 minutes." "What, with your bare hands?" you reply. Sam lifts an eyebrow and disappears into the kitchen. You lift an eyebrow and disappear out the front.
*** A burdensome relationship: You won't get it up the steps. ***
69,105 Keys (2009)
My original title was always 69,105 Keys, but I brainstormed some other titles anyway. They were: Which Key?; The Count of Keys; Keygasm; Antechamber of Keys; Keys, Keys, Keys; and Qualia Control.
Ad Verbum (2000)
A sonorous voice, straining to sound hollow, delivers a short lecture. "The word 'plugh' contains the word 'gulp' spelled backwards, and thus is an interesting candidate for inclusion in a letter-palindrome. However, no one knows how to use this word in a sentence, and everyone knows how to use the word 'plug,' which actually is the word 'gulp' spelled backwards, so the usefulness of the word 'plugh' is actually quite limited."
Adventurer's Consumer Guide (2007)
Suddenly long orange fur grows out of you skin. Then it fades away. Something is different, you think, though you don't know why.
Aftermath (2000)
There's no verb in that sentence!
>x plugh
It looks like an ordinary The battle is over. to me.
Ailihphilia (2018)
GULP.
Along The River (2010)
You shout "PLUGH!" at a small dog near your feet. It looks at you briefly, cocks it's head and says "Fool!" before scurrying away.
And A Hippo New Year (2012)
Gesundheit!
Aotearoa (2010)
A hollow voice remains silent.
Assignment (2001)
Do you really think I have time to implement all the ridiculous magic words from Advent in this game? Give me a break! I only had two hours!
Attack of the Terror Tabby!!! (2008)
iM at UR houz Blowin U uP!
Augmented Fourth (2000)
A hollow voice asks, "How do you pronounce that, anyways?"
The Baker of Shireton (2015)
Cela ne veut pas le pain français.
Baluthar (2003)
Real adventurers do not use such language.
A Bet's a Bet (2004)
You can never say that without spittle escaping from the corner of your mouth.
Biscuit (2001)
You utter an ancient word of power, but all that happens is that your son appears, laughs at your antics and makes some remark about "Adult behaviour"
Broken Legs (2009)
Sure, you might as well do some vocal exercises.
"Plu-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-ugh!" It sounds terrible. Why can't it sound good?
>plugh
OK, fine, second time's a charm.
"Plu-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-ugh!" It sounds terrible. Why can't it sound good?
>plugh
Come on, Lottie, it's not like you're going to magically improve.
"Plu-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-ugh!" It sounds terrible. Why can't it sound good?
You can also do vocal exercises via XYZZY. Doing either XYZZY or PLUGH increases a shared internal counter to determine which first paragraph to respond with.
Captain Verdeterre's Plunder (2013)
Gretchen, stop trying to make "plugh" happen. It's not going to happen.
Chicks Dig Jerks (1999)
Luc -- good call about the bar, dude.
Coke Is It! (1999)
A hollow voice says, "Ahhhhhhh."
Cragne Manor (2018)
[if at Church Exterior:] You hack and cough, but you don't seem to be able to clear your throat.
In most locations, the command is not understood. I have only checked the first few locations.
A Crimson Spring (2000)
A hallow voice says, 'Is that Crazy For This Girl' playing? Are you a twenty-six year old computer programmer or a suicidal fifteen-year-old girl?
Dead Like Ants (2009)
When you realise what that just did, I'm not sure if you'll be amused or annoyed...
Dr. Dumont's Wild P.A.R.T.I. (1999)
Try "xyzzy," wiseguy.
The Duel in the Snow (2009)
A bad idea because you don't have any agricultural expertise and you don't possess a plough anyway. Also, your spelling is poor.
Dynamite Powers vs. the Ray of Night! (2018)
A hollow voice says "PLUGH… Plugh… plugh… p..." The echoes trail off into silence.
Earth and Sky (2001)
Try a glass of water. That helps sometimes.
Enlightened Master (2017)
You speak the magic word, and you catch a glimpse of an ancient realm of college mainframe computers and 5 1/4 floppies...
Enlightenment (1998)
You're sinking to new depths.
Erehwon (1999)
Nothing happens. You could always try >ABRACADABRA.
See this game's XYZZY response for the rest of this joke.
The Erudition Chamber (2003)
A hollow voice mutters, “Why two?”
Evil Brain Five (2003)
“Plugh!” you say. Nothing obvious happens.
Ex Materia (2018)
Colossal Cave Adventure
The concept bore out from Crowther's background as a caving enthusiast, with the game's cave structured loosely around the Mammoth Cave system in Kentucky.
Firebird (1998)
In a hollow voice, you mispronounce the only word in Dutch you can remember.
Fox, Fowl and Feed (2007)
A hollow voice sighs, "Especially that one."
Friendly Foe (2003)
You could never say that word without spitting.
Gilded: The Lily and the Cage (2005)
The Gostak (2001)
Real gostaks don't use such doatchings.
Grayscale (2001)
There is a puff of orange smoke and suddenly...You're at Y2! Just kidding, actually nothing happens.
Harmonic Time-Bind Ritual Symphony (2016)
You speak the magic word, and you catch a glimpse of an ancient realm of college mainframe computers and 5 1/4 floppies...
[You are now in the Lothlorien co-op kitchen.]
Haunted House (2011)
Haunted P (2017)
also no
How to Win at Rock Paper Scissors (2016)
That doesn't do anything.
Illuminate (2014)
A quiet voice crackles over hidden speakers: "Look, mommy. There's an airplane up in the sky--"
Intro to Implements of the Arcane (2018)
Some legends about mages from before the gods reforged the world mention that these mages were born with magic coursing through their blood. They would somehow learn a few spells, and were capable of using them often.
The Invisible Argonaut (2003)
You stand defiantly, look the king straight in the eye and say, "PLUGH!"
There is a brief pause. Then he sucker-punches you.
It Could Only Happen To You (2003)
Bless you.
Jarod's Journey (2000)
Did Jarod just sneeze?
The King and the Crown (2015)
This is 'The King and the Crown', not 'ADVENT'.
Good try, though.
Krakatoa Tuna Melt (2002)
A squeaky voice says, "Oh, very well. You can visit http://webhome.idirect.com/~dswxyz/sol/plugh.html too. Happy?"
Note: That url pointed to an earlier version of this very webpage.
The Light: Shelby's Addendum (1996)
Grunting like a Cro-Magnon won't accomplish anything.
Lunatix: The Insanity Circle (1999)
You're only half right.
See this game's XYZZY response for the other half of this joke.
The Mage Wars: Statue (2003)
[Don't "plugh" me, you xyzzy!]
Magic (2008)
You invoke the grand spell PLUGH and with a poof you are instantly transported to exactly where you were! For some reason this spell never gets a positive reaction at parties.
The Magpie Takes the Train (2020)
Well, you are certainly thorough. Message the author with your name and I'll put it in this space.
Mite (2010)
You utter one of the few magic words you know and the jewel begins vibrating softly. After a moment it is still again.
Moist (1999)
You are suddenly transported to another place, where a gorgeous young girl resides!
Muggle Studies (2012)
No hollow voice rings out.
Nothing But Mazes (2019)
Pass the Banana (1999)
A hollow voice says, "Plover."
Pathfinder (2006)
You sign when you realise that no magic can help you in this world.
Photograph (2002)
Pick Up The Phone Booth and Aisle (2001)
HERE IS THE RESPONSE YOU REQUESTED.
*** You are probably dissatisfied with that ***
Pillow (1999)
[It depends where the pillow is:]
Piracy 2.0 (2008)
Yeah!
The Questionable Substitute (2009)
Reality Show (2003)
Nothing happens. Must've used the wrong magic word.
You get a bad, bad feeling about using magic words in this world -- as if they are leading you toward thoughts almost too difficult to complate.
Return to Zork: Another Story (2000)
Nothing happens. (In this game.)
Roots (2001)
Wouldn't that be "plough"? You aren't a farmer.
MIKE: Aaargh, she's trying to be funny!
TOM (as mimesis): Ouch! *Dies*
CROW: Oops, wrong game, sorry.
MIKE: But the player killed it.
Ruined Robots (2004)
You enter a strange debugging mode!
a is 2025 and b is 338 and the sum is 2363. The destination today is Washinton, DC
Saied (1998)
A hollow voice says, "Jolt Country: The Great On-Line Empire. [phone number omitted]."
Scavenger (2003)
Nothing at all happens.
Scroll Thief (2014)
You mangle the pronunciation and nothing happens. Those stupid foreign Enchanters from the Duchy never think to give their spells pronounceable names. Anyway, that was another of the early unreliable teleportation spells.
A scurvy gift for Bosn Chuck (2000)
Nothing happens.
Also: Who Created That Monster?.
She's Got A Thing For A Spring (1997)
Six Stories (1999)
Ah, an Adventurer or Zork freak from way back, I assume. I’m afraid, however, that this game does not support this command. Please refer to the documentation for commands that actually work here. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Spodgeville Murphy and The Jewelled Eye of Wossname (1999)
A hollow voice resists the urge to say "Cretin".
Sub Rosa (2015)
You imagine a hollow voice saying, "You didn't spend seventeen years preparing to break into the Confessor's mansion just to look for adventure game references."
Suveh Nux (2007)
What do you want to plugh?
This Is The Toaster (2000)
The detective stepped cautiously south into the small closet. Dimly lit from an unseen source, the closet revealed a few stiff clothes on hangers and a toy or two but nothing remotely relevant to the case. Ed left the way he came, walking south back into the hallway.
He emerged in a well lit sitting room that smelled of magnolias and old fiber. Bending down, Ed examined a piece of stone stone. "This could come in handy," the detective mused as he picked it up.
Just then, a thief walked into the room from the northeast! Ed screamed and pulled the trigger on his AK-47. Too late ...
Thorfinn's Realm (1999)
Hmmm, that's funny. Nothing happens.
Tookie's Song (2002)
As you speak the magic word, three small holes open in a nearby wall. Out of the openings pour three conga lines of identical bright green pixies, complete with pointed ears, diaphonous fairy wings, and tiny green sombreros. The pixies fly in intricate formations as synthesizer music plays from somewhere, speeding around the room, flying faster and faster, pirhouetting and twirling. The music reaches an intense crescendo, and the pixies launch into a synchronized sombrero toss, flinging the little hats back and forth, until each of them catches a sombrero at the exact same instant that the music stops. You appluad, humming the catchy tune, while the pixies file back to the holes in the wall. They disappear into the darkness, and the holes are sealed over with rock, leaving no trace that they were ever there.
Typo! (2004)
[Flavorplex Psychic Typo Correction has divined that you want to "plug"].
What do you want to plug?
Unnkulia Unventure II: The Secret of Acme (1991)
The object is a plastic plover's egg.
Unnkulia X: Escape of the Sacrificed (2000)
A hollow voice says, "You're boring me."
Unnkulian Underworld: The Unknown Unventure (1990)
Yeah. You wish.
Vague (2009)
You say "plugh" aloud but you are not really sure why.
What happened in 1984 (2013)
Yon Astounding Castle! of some sort (2009)
Yon hollow voice repeateth ye.
[Sound effect: A hollow voice says "Plugh!"]
PLUGH acts like DAMN
YAGWAD.
PLUGH acts like NO-DO
Night Driver.
PLUGH acts like PLUGH
A Rope of Chalk; Several Other Tales from Castle Balderstone; The Weight of a Soul.
PLUGH acts like SAY
Eat Me.
PLUGH acts like XYZZY
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PLUGH acts like XYZZY (but substitutes PLUGH for XYZZY in the response)
Child's Play; The Cove; Easter Egg Hunt 2020; Illuminismo Iniziato; Inevitable (by Fischer); Intro to Jabberwocky; Masquerade; Mystery Science Theatre 3000 Presents "A Fable"; Prized Possession; The Recruit; Redemption; Risorgimento Represso; A Walk Through Forever.
PLUGH default in Inform
Andromeda Dreaming.
PLUGH is not understood
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(by Bastarache); Eunice; Eurydice; Evacuate; Even Bantams Get The Blues; An Evening at the Ransom Woodingdean Museum House; Everybody Dies; The Evil Sorcerer; The Example of the Chicken Sexer; Excelsior; Exhibition; Existence; Extreme Omnivore; Fail-Safe; Fair; Faithful Companion; Fake News; Fallacy of Dawn; Fallout Shelter (by Gloam); The Family Legacy; Fan Interference; Fat Fair; The Fat Lardo And The Rubber Ducky; Fate; Ferrous Ring; Ferryman's Gate; Fido and The Dead Body; Fifteen; Fifteen Minutes; Fight or Flight; Film At Eleven; Final Exam; Finding Martin; Finding the Mouse; First; First Wave, Then Jump Up and Down Screaming; Fish Bowl; Fish Dreams; The Five Tutors; Flamel; Flat Feet; Flattened London; Flight of the Hummingbird; Floatpoint; Flotsam and Driftwood; A Flustered Duck; A Fly On The Wall, or An Appositional Eye; Fog Convict; Foggywood Hijinx; Foo Foo; For A Change; For a Place by the Putrid Sea; For the Moon Never Beams; Foreign Soil; Forever Always; Fort Aegea; Founder's Mercy; Four Days of Summer; The Four Eccentrics; Four Mile Island; Four Seconds; Fourdiopolis; The Fox, The Dragon, and The Stale Loaf of Bread; Freedom (by Berman); Frenemies: Or, I Won an Andy Phillips Game; The Frenetic Five vs. Mr. Redundancy Man; The Frenetic Five vs. Sturm und Drang; The Frenetic Five vs. The Seven Deadly Dwarves; From Thanet to New Romney; Further; Fusillade; Future Threads; FutureGame (tm): The Game of the Future; Futz Mutz; Gaia's Web; Gaia, Živa, Jarilo; Galactic Peace; Galaxian; Game Developers Conference 2009; The Game Formerly Known as Hidden Nazi Mode; The Game of Worlds TOURNAMENT!; Game Producer!; Gamlet; GATOR-ON, Friend to Wetlands; The Gay Science; Ghost Ship; The Ghost Ship; Gigantomania; Glacial Rift of the Dick Cavett; Gleaming the Verb; Glossary; Goldilocks is a FOX!; Gone Out for Gruyère; Goodbye Cruel Squirrel; Goose, Egg, Badger; Gotomomi; Gourmet; The Grand Quest; Grandma Bethlinda's Variety Box; The Granite Book; The Great Xavio; Grief; Grounded in Space; Grubbyville; Grue; The Guardian; Guess The Verb!; Guilded Youth; A Gummi Bear's Night Out; Gun Mute; Guttersnipe: St. Hesper's Asylum for the Criminally Mischievous; Guttersnipe: The Baleful Backwash; Hadean Lands; Half-Life 3 Confirmed; Hallow Eve; Halloween Dance; The Halloween Horror; Hangar 22; Happy Ever After; Happyland; Harlequin Girl; Headless, Hapless; Heated; The HeBGB Horror!; Hedge; Heezy Park; Hello Sword; Help! 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Professor Frank; Prosperity of Cheaters; Psyche's Lament; PTBAD3: A Mystery; Puddles on the Path; Punk Points; Punkirita Quest One: Liquid; Purple; Pytho's Mask; The Queen of Swords; Quickfire; A Quiet Evening at Home; Rainbow Bridge; Ralph (from SpeedIF 15); Rameses; Ramón and Jonathan; Randomized escape; Re: Dragon; Reality Railroad; Reality's End; The Realm; Recess At Last; Reconciling Mother; Recorded; Red; Redeye; Rematch; Rent-A-Spy; Research Dig; Return to Ditch Day; Revenge of the Killer Surf Nazi Robot Babes from Hell (Demo Version); Ribbons; The Richard Mines; Rippled Flesh; Ritual of Purification; Riverside; Rivkin; Robin & Orchid; The robocop_is_bleeding scenario; The Rocket Man from the Sea; Rockrider; Rogue of the Multiverse; A Roiling Original; Room 206; Rover's Day Out; Rox; Sabotage on the Century Cauldron; Sand-dancer; Sardoria; Scarlet Portrait Parlor; Scary House Amulet!; Schroedinger's Cat; Screen; The Sea of Night; The Sealed Room; Seasonal Apocalypse Disorder; Secret of the Starry Depths; 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Tower (by Deimel); The Tower of the Elephant; Transfer; Transparent; Trapped in a One-Room Dilly; The Travels of Fitzwilliam Pound; Treasure Hunt in the Amazon; Treasures of a Slaver's Kingdom; Trein; The Trip; Triune; Tryst of Fate; Tube Trouble; Turbo Chest Hair Massacre; Tuuli; Twilight in the Garden of Exile; Ugly Oafs; Ultimate Escape Room: IF City; Under the Sea: The Treasure of the Santa Tortosa; Under They Thunder; Underground Compound; The Underoos that ate New York!; Undo; Unease; Unforgotten; Unity; The Unstoppable Vengeance of Doctor Bonesaw; Untold Riches; The Untold Story; Uxmulbrufyuz; Vain Empires; Valley of Steel; Vampire Ltd; The Vanishing Conjurer; Varicella; Varkana; Varronis Museum; Vault of Hugo II: Electric Boogaloo; Ventilator; A Very Hairy Fish-Mess; Very Vile Fairy File; Vespers; Vestiges; Vicious Cycles; The Virtual Grand National; Virus; Voices; Volcano Isle; Voltage Cafe; The Voodoo You Do; The Voodoo You Do 2; The Voodoo You Do 3; Vortex 2305; VR Gambler; 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